Can I get my girlfriend pregnant if...

[xvszero]

Ok this is a weird story. I cheated on my girlfriend by fucking her best friend at a party we were at with no condom, then I found out later that my girlfriend also hooked up with her best friend IMMEDIATELY afterwards. First my girlfriend fucked her friend with a strap-on then her friend fucked my girlfriend with the same strap-on. My semen was probably all over it!

Now I'm worried that my girlfriend might get pregnant... is this possible?

[Vincewithouthee]

Hahaha nice.

[formaldehyde]

fake.

[ForeverInADay]

It's possible, yes.

Did this happen on Galgomac Seven?

[HplessRomntic]

hahahha sounds like you got a good life :thumbup:

[Melissa Johnson]

:lol:

I can't wait to see what new female users that actually give advice on threads in this forum have to say.

[cris545]

hahahahahaha oh boy.

[danirizzle]

Well assuming you're actually 27 I refuse to believe you're dumb enough to not know that uhh yeah she could. And if this is true, which it probably isn't I hope she is pregnant but then you find out its someone else's baby.

[HplessRomntic]

Well assuming you're actually 27 I refuse to believe you're dumb enough to not know that uhh yeah she could. And if this is true, which it probably isn't I hope she is pregnant but then you find out its someone else's baby.
:rotfl:

[ascitiesburn101]

haahaha.

fuck i am messed up.

[Joe DeAndrea]

Haha that hurt my head. I had to read that, like 10 times.

[ben pequeno]

aren't you a teacher?

[mht]

hahahhahahaa shouldnt you be worried about the first girl you sprayed your juices in and wether or not she will be baking an ugly child of yours with no future before that slut of a girlfriend?

[namembal]

hahahahahahahahhaaha

the thing that is most disturbing is that this thread is not even close to being as retarded compared to the others here on ap.

[Alex Djaferis]

hahahaha

[catscradle]

so good.

[thecottoncrush]

You are 27. Have you ever taken a health education class at all.

[xTJx]

Sperm dies once it makes contact with air.

I know this thread was a joke, but I had to post some sense in it

[Harold Wood]

this is the dumbest shit I have read on this website


it did not happen, nor will it happen.

[xTJx]

this is the dumbest shit I have read on this website


it did not happen, nor will it happen.
Takes one to know one!

[Harold Wood]

Takes one to know one!

takes one what ha

[xTJx]

takes one what ha
I know you are, but what am I?

Don't mind me, I'm just throwing out generic comebacks

[Harold Wood]

ahhhhh nice nice

I just didn't get it ha

[melvicious]

i think i just laughed for 3 minutes straight

my tummy hurts now

[tbalz]

hahaha....now there's a story for the grandkids

[Harold Wood]

i think i just laughed for 3 minutes straight

my tummy hurts now

I guess I am the only person who did not find this funny ha

[JD lcfa x7]

first of all, fucked up story. it depends on how much time was inbetween fucking it would take a few mins for the air to kill the semen tho and ura retard for pulling all this shit in the first place

[thatwasamoment]

crazy. the same exact thing happened to me.

[melvicious]

I guess I am the only person who did not find this funny ha

i found the question hilarious
im sorry
still love me

[xTJx]

i found the question hilarious
im sorry
still love me
Attention wh0re.

[melvicious]

Attention wh0re. i only want his attention


back 0ffz

[djUbilla]

Sperm dies once it makes contact with air.

I know this thread was a joke, but I had to post some sense in it Uhm, that's not true.

[I am all talk]

i only want his attention


back 0ffz
I'm here.

[melvicious]

I'm here.haha, hi kevin:wave:

[Harold Wood]

i found the question hilarious
im sorry
still love me

obviously

[Waitingtofall4]

:lol:
Simply amazing

[xTJx]

Uhm, that's not true.
O rly?

yes it is

[PaulsRightNut]

Ok this is a weird story. I cheated on my girlfriend by fucking her best friend at a party we were at with no condom, then I found out later that my girlfriend also hooked up with her best friend IMMEDIATELY afterwards. First my girlfriend fucked her friend with a strap-on then her friend fucked my girlfriend with the same strap-on. My semen was probably all over it!

Now I'm worried that my girlfriend might get pregnant... is this possible?

haha ah man ilu X-)

[a speedo model]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


:appl:

[John Dunberry]

O rly?

yes it is

Well, difficult as it is, I'm going to avoid the temptation to mock you. But sperm absolutely does NOT die when it makes contact with air. That's just a myth. And it sounds just as stupid as when people say "girls can't get pregnant on their first time." Do a little research. It takes about half hour for sperm to start dying.

[Harold Wood]

Well, difficult as it is, I'm going to avoid the temptation to mock you. But sperm absolutely does NOT die when it makes contact with air. That's just a myth. And it sounds just as stupid as when people say "girls can't get pregnant on their first time." Do a little research. It takes about half hour for sperm to start dying.

Dude this whole thread is a joke.

[falloutdrea19]

hahahahahahahaha

[goyoyofosoco]

O rly?

yes it is




Think about sperm banks. You have to put the hurtin' for the squirtin', and, into the thing i like to call "The Tom Cruise Cup." It would have to be able to survive for AT LEAST a matter of minutes.





Back to the original post/joke: Either way, if this chick did get pregnant from a strap on, then, don't worry... It's her two-timing-whore-of-a-friend's kid, not yours. Right? Right?





Wow, that was way more fun than it should have been, I think.

[zbrmike79]

this is the best post on any message board i have ever been on... ever

[mht]

Well, difficult as it is, I'm going to avoid the temptation to mock you. But sperm absolutely does NOT die when it makes contact with air. That's just a myth. And it sounds just as stupid as when people say "girls can't get pregnant on their first time." Do a little research. It takes about half hour for sperm to start dying.


ahhahahahah what are you the fucking sperm king?



what sperm bible to does it say oh 30 minutes to those little tadpoles die off.


what a fucking joke.

[sirensiren]

wow.
just wow.

[Rock]

ahhahahahah what are you the fucking sperm king?
hahaha

[DeadToTheWorld]

I highly doubt that she will get pregnant, the sperm probably died. But if you get one of those girls pregnant your just horrible. Not to mention the fact that you totally cheated on your girlfriend and then she cheated on you with another girl, sounds to me like this wasn't a good relationship to begin with!!!

[TheFirstMatt]

It sounds like a bit of an open relationship thing. Keep it real.

I actually had to take the original post in this thread and post it elsewhere. It was that good.

[FatJordan]

Ok this is a weird story. I cheated on my girlfriend by fucking her best friend at a party we were at with no condom, then I found out later that my girlfriend also hooked up with her best friend IMMEDIATELY afterwards. First my girlfriend fucked her friend with a strap-on then her friend fucked my girlfriend with the same strap-on. My semen was probably all over it!

Now I'm worried that my girlfriend might get pregnant... is this possible?

Wait...I thought once you turned 27 you can't post here anymore? Something about pedophilia or something?

Awesome story though, I hope they both get pregnant and it turns into a broadcast TV sitcom.

[atticus1492]

this kind of stuff happens everyday, do not panic. just shove a railroad spike up her vagina and everything will work itself out.

[mmmbrains]

this is amazing. can seman live that long?...i mean on a dildo.
probably not. this kinda reminds me of people getting inpregnated by octopi jizz floating around in the ocean...

[redxraine]

eww. that's it. ew.