accomplishment...

[beatin_hearts]

so lately me and my roommates have been trashing our dorm room/apartment. Well the other night, me and my roommate dan came home from a night of drinking. He went to go take a leak and made the mistake of keeping the door cracked open just enough. So i grabbed this canteloupe we bought earlier to throw at something, lobbed it in the air, made it in the toilet, and splashed all the piss water onto dan. He got pissed and through it at my bed and so i wiped it on his. At this point he decided to take a shit and locked the door. Unfortunately the door wasn't hinged shut so I shoved at the door and got it to open. I had a glass of water that I was going to throw at him. He tried keeping me out and wasn't fully on the toilet seat. He ended up leaving a little dookie on the toilet seat. We have yet to clean it up and just use our friends bathroom.

[DeadToTheWorld]

That's nice dude. Way to piss off your roommate, bet you had a lot of fun doing it! Rock on dude!

[FatJordan]

Nice play.

[beatin_hearts]

That's nice dude. Way to piss off your roommate, bet you had a lot of fun doing it! Rock on dude!
haha it's called having fun...i don't see how either of us were pissed off since we were laughing our asses off...think of it as an excellent prank...i got mine and he got his
lighten up?

[OMGPRCM]

That's f*cking awesome some times i wish i were a guy cause they do the most disgusting stuff but it's always funny!!

[ForeverInADay]

haha ew.

[buysoap]

I didn't read it.

Try anal.