favorite pick up lines

[jackass9701]

Hey baby, you must be a parkin ticket cuz u got FINE written all over you...actually I stole that one from www.emotioneric.com, but i like to think i'm original

[theused7888]

The classic: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

there's also the gayass one "You must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all day." ..

The first one probably works better .. and even if it doesn't, its funny ...

Oh yeah! "If i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" .. hahaa .. that one is cool too ..

and "Fuck me if i'm wrong, but didn't you want to make out with me?" .. get some either way on that!

[nostalgia]

"you are ugly. you are the nastiest person i have ever seen. eww get away from me. jesus fucking christ i can't even look at you. you are gross."

[theused7888]

Originally posted by nostalgia
"you are ugly. you are the nastiest person i have ever seen. eww get away from me. jesus fucking christ i can't even look at you. you are gross."

i bet that works a lot

[nostalgia]

Originally posted by theused7888
i bet that works a lot

that is what people say to me. it does work. :rolleyes:

[jackass9701]

originally posted by theused7888
i bet that works a lot

Worked on me, bitch never called either.

[theused7888]

Originally posted by jackass9701
Worked on me, bitch never called either.

you poor poor soul .. go write a song about it :)

[jackass9701]

Oh I did write a song, entitled "That bitch never called so I ripped his fuckin eyes out" But you might also know it as "My Achy Breaky Heart"

[theused7888]

Originally posted by jackass9701
Oh I did write a song, entitled "That bitch never called so I ripped his fuckin eyes out" But you might also know it as "My Achy Breaky Heart"

wow .. what a horrible horrible song!

[devin]

"Hi, I lost my pussy, can I pet yours?"

One of my friends said that the other night. As for the non-comical, "hi" usually works unless you're fugly.

[theused7888]

Originally posted by devin
"Hi, I lost my pussy, can I pet yours?"

One of my friends said that the other night. As for the non-comical, "hi" usually works unless you're fugly.

lol .. i like the first one :p

[nostalgia]

i am the ugliest person in the world and i like to bitch about it on the internet.

[theused7888]

Originally posted by nostalgia
i am the ugliest person in the world and i like to bitch about it on the internet.

are you sure your name isn't Greg?
sorry greg .. couldn't restrain that one :(

[nostalgia]

Originally posted by theused7888
are you sure your name isn't Greg?
sorry greg .. couldn't restrain that one :(

greg is an idiot. he actually tries to get dates. ugly people should know that is impossible.

[theused7888]

Originally posted by nostalgia
greg is an idiot. he actually tries to get dates. ugly people should know that is impossible.

comedy rules

[Greg]

Originally posted by nostalgia
greg is an idiot. he actually tries to get dates. ugly people should know that is impossible.

what's so bad about trying???:confused:

[devin]

Here's a pickup line that didn't work for a kid last night (I know because the girl told me when I chatted her up later):

Him: You won tonight's award
Her: Excuse me?
Him: Don't play dumb, you know what I'm talking about

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by devin
Here's a pickup line that didn't work for a kid last night (I know because the girl told me when I chatted her up later):

Him: You won tonight's award
Her: Excuse me?
Him: Don't play dumb, you know what I'm talking about lol wtf?

[fakeplasticguns]

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.