AP Awards

[Ronin]

It's the First Annual Absolute Punk Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

Since we all seem to enjoy rating one another as of late, I've taken it upon myself to devise some categories for the first annual AP Awards.

Instead of including nominees for each category, I'll let you, the voters, choose whoever you wish.

Email your lists to me at APawards@hotmail.com (i don't want this trash clogging up my real email)

And the categories are:

The "Too much free time, no suntan" Award for the person with the most rapid posting skills

The "pwned" award for the poster with the best insults

Most Attractive Male Poster

Most Attractive Female Poster

The "Einstein" Award for the most intelligent, well-spoken poster

The "Simple Plan" Award for the poster with the worst musical taste

The "Cred" Award for the poster with the best musical taste

The "Ghost" Award for the person who always posts, yet everyone ignores

The Camera Whore Award (Female)

The Camera Whore Award (Male)

The "Livejournal" Award for the poster with the most public personal problems

The "Anti-Audioboxers" Award for the best mod

The "newb" Award for the regular poster who still gets treated like a bitch

The "Buckets of Tears" Award for the biggest emo kid

The "Plague of the Board" Award for the most vicious, vile, irritating poster

The "AP Ho" Award for the best female poster

The "AP Gigolo" Award for the best male poster

(Bill or Branden, make this sticky)

[asubtledaggerx]

Can you vote for yourself..because that was my plan.

[Tom Foolery]

Love, love. I'd like to take home one of those awards, but I don't think it's gonna happen. :-/

[Ronin]

You can't vote for yourself

And to answer all future questions, yes, I have too much free time today.

[OscarMurder]

The "Too much free time, no suntan" Award for the person with the most rapid posting skills
GREG

The "pwned" award for the poster with the best insults

Most Attractive Male Poster
zach/mikey
Most Attractive Female Poster
brit

The "Einstein" Award for the most intelligent, well-spoken poster
zach


The "Ghost" Award for the person who always posts, yet everyone ignores

The Camera Whore Award (Female)
seth
The Camera Whore Award (Male)
seth
The "Livejournal" Award for the poster with the most public personal problems
greg
The "Anti-Audioboxers" Award for the best mod
bill

The "Buckets of Tears" Award for the biggest emo kid
greg


The "AP Ho" Award for the best female poster
myself of course

[unoriginal]

YES! I'm going to make a million and one email addresses and vote myself as AP HO haha

playing I'll only vote once and be fair.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
The Camera Whore Award (Female)
seth
The Camera Whore Award (Male)
seth


That made me laugh out loud.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

"Too much free time, no suntan"- Greg

"pwned" - Doolittle

Most Attractive Male- Bustanutz

Most Attractive Female- mxpx

Einstein- Ronin

Simple Plan- Greg

Cred- Blaarg

Ghost- theused7888

Camera Whore Female- mxpx

Camera Whore Male- FishAlotNBePunk (hey i admit it)

Livejournal- Greg

Anti-Audioboxers- Nihilism

Newb- I speak ghetto

Tears- Greg

Plague- Doolittle (but in a good way)

Ho- unoriginal

Gigolo- EmoMoose86

[unoriginal]

And the categories are:

The "Too much free time, no suntan" Award :Brandon or Seth
The "pwned" award for the poster with the best insults:bustanutz

Most Attractive Male Poster:hmm Brandnewrock

Most Attractive Female Poster: Brit... you know!

The "Einstein" Award for the most intelligent, well-spoken poster: Devin

The "Simple Plan" Award for the poster with the worst musical taste:nowayjose

The "Cred" Award for the poster with the best musical taste:?? get back on this

The "Ghost" Award for the person who always posts, yet everyone ignores: well how am I supposed to know if I ignore them..but I will observe and get back on this one

The Camera Whore Award (Female): prettyinpunk

The Camera Whore Award (Male):SETH

The "Livejournal" Award for the poster with the most public personal problems: Greg

The "Anti-Audioboxers" Award for the best mod:Bill

The "newb" Award for the regular poster who still gets treated like a bitch: whoever had "I'm not a newbie" or something like that real big in their sig

The "Buckets of Tears" Award for the biggest emo kid: well uh Greg

The "Plague of the Board" Award for the most vicious, vile, irritating poster: rodstewart

The "AP Ho" Award for the best female poster: hehe

The "AP Gigolo" Award for the best male poster: Brandon

[Ronin]

Not to be a prick

but you all need to EMAIL these

APawards@hotmail.com

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
Newb- I speak ghetto


Who treats me like a bitch? I think it's the other way around.

On the other hand, I was nominated for something. Woot woot.

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by Ronin
Not to be a prick

but you all need to EMAIL these

APawards@hotmail.com


cant you just pretend we did

[unoriginal]

If you ask me I think he just wants to use his cool new email account

alright I will copy then send

[Ronin]

Hey, I went to all that trouble to make a special email address....

No, actually I just want the results to be a secret

Then it'll be interesting when I post them, nobody will know who's gonna win

Yes, you may point out the fact that I'm an idiot

[Fobika!]

i feel like the fucking ghost!!

[devin]

I nominate myself to act as Price-Waterhouse Accounting Agency and verify the accuracy of the results.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by unoriginal
The Camera Whore Award (Female): prettyinpunk


damnit.

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
damnit.

haha don't worry about it. It's not a bad thing and if I found my cam I'd definetly be nominated

[charly horse]

:eek: :)

[NetNerdsRevenge]

i should win the ghost award

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by unoriginal
haha don't worry about it. It's not a bad thing and if I found my cam I'd definetly be nominated

All is good in the hood. I can't hate on someone who also watches porn haha

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
All is good in the hood. I can't hate on someone who also watches porn haha


shhhhh what the hell are you talking about?



;)

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by unoriginal
shhhhh what the hell are you talking about?



;)

I dunno! I just must be really tired










I watched some on friday :cool:

[charly horse]

i think this thing should be over before friday

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by NetNerdsRevenge
i should win the ghost award

No doubt. Who the hell are you?

[Greg]

it was hard to vote. sicne you can't vote for yourself.:(

[the_champ_is_here]

There should be another categorie: AP Mediocre: For the person who deserves an award but won't win the other ones.

And I think that award should go to coheed&cambria.

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by OffBasil
There should be another categorie: AP Mediocre: For the person who deserves an award but won't win the other ones.

And I think that award should go to coheed&cambria. lol That is one good idea.

[MaybeOneDay]

alright, im about to email my results to colin. i think the people who i chose for each category really deserve those awards.

[OldCrow912]

:confused: am i the person that unoriginal was talking about with the "im not a newbie" in my sig??

[Jim Morgan]

i wont win any

well maybe the simple plan cause noone luvs me

[charly horse]

im obviously gonna win the worst taste in music:rolleyes:

[Greg]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
alright, im about to email my results to colin. i think the people who i chose for each category really deserve those awards.

hey brandon's back!

[XPrettyXWasteX]

eh. I'm sorta a ghost.

but oh well, I shall enjoy voting. wheee :)

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by Ronin
It's the First Annual Absolute Punk Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

Since we all seem to enjoy rating one another as of late, I've taken it upon myself to devise some categories for the first annual AP Awards.

Instead of including nominees for each category, I'll let you, the voters, choose whoever you wish.

Email your lists to me at APawards@hotmail.com (i don't want this trash clogging up my real email)

And the categories are:

The "Too much free time, no suntan" Award for the person with the most rapid posting skills

The "pwned" award for the poster with the best insults

Most Attractive Male Poster

Most Attractive Female Poster

The "Einstein" Award for the most intelligent, well-spoken poster

The "Simple Plan" Award for the poster with the worst musical taste

The "Cred" Award for the poster with the best musical taste

The "Ghost" Award for the person who always posts, yet everyone ignores

The Camera Whore Award (Female)

The Camera Whore Award (Male)

The "Livejournal" Award for the poster with the most public personal problems

The "Anti-Audioboxers" Award for the best mod

The "newb" Award for the regular poster who still gets treated like a bitch

The "Buckets of Tears" Award for the biggest emo kid

The "Plague of the Board" Award for the most vicious, vile, irritating poster

The "AP Ho" Award for the best female poster

The "AP Gigolo" Award for the best male poster

(Bill or Branden, make this sticky)


you forgot the 'Big Fucking Idiot' award.

[kevin]

Colin has mail.

[evil zach]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
you forgot the 'Big Fucking Idiot' award.
how clever:rolleyes:

[Frodo]

this is an all time low. i nominate every one of you for category number 1. in other news, i_speak_ghetto has a sweet avatar.

[SonnyPunk]

Is there an old thread somewhere that has peoples pictures on it? I dont know who to vote most attractive female poster.

Also you should add the category "Best Boobs". (Greg is a shoe-in for that one.)

[papathomas]

Originally posted by SonnyPunk
[BAlso you should add the category "Best Boobs". (Greg is a shoe-in for that one.) [/B] shut the fuck up.

[iglooXcore]

Originally posted by papathomas
shut the fuck up.
play nice, thomas


board mom, like whoa

[SonnyPunk]

Originally posted by papathomas
shut the fuck up.

Make me Tommy

[NetNerdsRevenge]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
No doubt. Who the hell are you?

in the one with 300+ posts and the dumbest name

[Ronin]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
you forgot the 'Big Fucking Idiot' award.

I also forgot the "Guy Who Sucks His Own Cock and Thinks He's Clever Award"

Why don't you go fist yourself kid?

[evil zach]

That should be the award for the kid who dose the most yoga

[Alex Djaferis]

i should get the Ghost award.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by evil zach
That should be the award for the kid who dose the most yoga

haha....

And the "Kid who Sucks His Own Dick and Thinks He's Clever Award", which is for the kid who does the most yoga, goes to SonnyPunk!!

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
this is an all time low. i nominate every one of you for category number 1. in other news, i_speak_ghetto has a sweet avatar.

hey man, i nominated you for something.

[MaybeOneDay]

i think these awards are actually a pretty cool idea. it just makes things more exciting around here. oh and i hope nobody has nominated me for best mod because i really don't deserve it, bill should, without a doubt, get that award.

[failurbydesign]

Originally posted by NetNerdsRevenge
i should win the ghost award


no..me should

[kevin]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
i think these awards are actually a pretty cool idea. it just makes things more exciting around here. oh and i hope nobody has nominated me for best mod because i really don't deserve it, bill should, without a doubt, get that award.

Don't worry, I didn't nominate you.

[nostalgia]

<-----the forums strange, annoying, weirdo that won't leave.
:rolleyes:

[The Nephilm]

I'm still here.

but don't vote for me, fuckers.

[angie710]

I'd like to be nominated...for something.....anything......at all......


I never seem to be included, and it troubles and saddens me quite a bit... ~Sniffle~ :(

[asubtledaggerx]

I wanna win cam whore. Vote for me as cam whore.

[angie710]

I vote ^ as camera whore! Woot! Ok...Now you have to vote for me...Any nomination will suffice.....:D

[asubtledaggerx]

sweet! I already voted though :\....

[angie710]

^^^^^^^ :mad: :mad:

[asubtledaggerx]

I voted yesterday it's not my fault!!

[angie710]

Ok, ok....Im not mad.....:D <------see?

[BustaNutz]

I voted for you.

[angie710]

For me, Busta???? :confused:

[charly horse]

i voted for mikey as the hottest guy!!

[theused_FSF]

im not participating, im too lazy and tired to think about it

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by angie710
For me, Busta???? :confused:

Sure

[charly horse]

do u think you can add some bicardi and diet vanilla coke and ship it off to me?

[MaybeOneDay]

anyone vote for me ? no ? wicked!

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
anyone vote for me ? no ? wicked!

I think I did...I can't remember.

Vote for me for cam whore.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

VOTE FOR ME FOR THE "NEWB" AWARD - regular poster who still gets treated like a bitch!!

[angie710]

Your sig ^^^ is why I fucking love Devin....


I dont think I'll win anything considering I havent been here enough... ~Sigh~

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
I think I did...I can't remember.

Vote for me for cam whore.


Woooooo! and yeap, i voted for you.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Woooooo! and yeap, i voted for you.

w00t

[hot damn!]

So when's the last day to submit an email? Im rather curious to see the outcome.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by nihilism
So when's the last day to submit an email? Im rather curious to see the outcome.

I'll wait until nobody is sending me any more

So probably Wednesday

[NetNerdsRevenge]

Originally posted by failurbydesign
no..me should

nope, i will fight for this award

[devin]

Andrea, you know you have my vote for the hottest woman here. Oh, and if you look back a few days, you can see half-naked pics of me.

[Doolittle]

double post owns you

[theused7888]

I'll be voting shortly

[charly horse]

Originally posted by Ronin
I'll wait until nobody is sending me any more

So probably Wednesday



end it before friday cuz i want to see the results and after friday i wont beable to

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
end it before friday cuz i want to see the results and after friday i wont beable to

why not ?

im leaving for a week on thursday afternoon to go to my cottage. so i hope i can see them before then.

[NOFXdesendents5]

Wow, I wish I didn't suck, cause then I would be qualified for these awards.

[OscarMurder]

pretty in punk doesnt it defeat the purpose if you ask people to vote for you?

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
im leaving for a week on thursday afternoon to go to my cottage. so i hope i can see them before then.

I'm leaving for 3 weeks (Maybe more) on Thursday to Ohio so yeah I'd like to see the results before also.

[kevin]

I am expecting to take home a handful of awards this year.

[Ronin]

I'll do them up Wednesday night, I promise

[charly horse]

Originally posted by unoriginal
I'm leaving for 3 weeks (Maybe more) on Thursday to Ohio so yeah I'd like to see the results before also.


me too!!

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
me too!!

Really? What part? I'll be in the suburbs of Cleveland hanging out with some friends and seeing some family. Can't wait!

[BustaNutz]

OK, I'm going to say this right now, don't campaign for yourself, this is not the Academy Awards.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

The "Ghost" Award for the person who always posts, yet everyone ignores

me!!!

[BustaNutz]

And now you just ignored me, so let me make it clear:
NO CAMPAIGNING!

Got it?

[SonnyPunk]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
haha....

And the "Kid who Sucks His Own Dick and Thinks He's Clever Award", which is for the kid who does the most yoga, goes to SonnyPunk!!

Dont sell yourself short kid...from what I hear you treat your body like it's an amusement park. You deserve all the recognition in the world.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by SonnyPunk
Dont sell yourself short kid...from what I hear you treat your body like it's an amusement park. You deserve all the recognition in the world.

Hey Jerry, remember you talked about knowing people not to mess with, just a word to the wise, I'd avoid messing with this one too.

[SonnyPunk]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Hey Jerry, remember you talked about knowing people not to mess with, just a word to the wise, I'd avoid messing with this one too.

You know it Jerry! YOU KNOW IT!

[EmoMoose86]

"Less than Toast Award"

[Doolittle]

please tell me that isnt you singing into an ear of corn

[EmoMoose86]

Originally posted by Doolittle
please tell me that isnt you singing into an ear of corn

close! its a squash!!!!!!!!

[Doolittle]

haha youre too great

[papathomas]

Originally posted by EmoMoose86
close! its a squash!!!!!!!! your avatar owns. you will beat toast one of these days btw!

[Slick Shoes]

you people need to get lives.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Slick Shoes
you people need to get lives.

you need to stop coming here. why hang around with people who have no lives ? does your life consist of telling people they have no life ?

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by EmoMoose86
close! its a squash!!!!!!!!

haha alex, you fucking own. your avatar's are the best one's ever.

[Greg]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
The "Ghost" Award for the person who always posts, yet everyone ignores

me!!!

i dont ignore you

[angie710]

Originally posted by devin
Andrea, you know you have my vote for the hottest woman here. Oh, and if you look back a few days, you can see half-naked pics of me.



Awww, thanks sweetness!!! And, Yes...I saw your half naked pics...You look different from the pic I saw of you...Still hot..Love ya!!!

[MaybeOneDay]

i think pat, colin, or devin deserves the award for the most well spoken person here or whatever it is.

[blaarg]

1) i only have aim, no email
2) if we email them so we know they're secret, how are we supposed to know they aren't rigged?

(i should get the clever award dealy for pointing that out)

[Ronin]

Originally posted by blaarg
1) i only have aim, no email
2) if we email them so we know they're secret, how are we supposed to know they aren't rigged?

(i should get the clever award dealy for pointing that out)

I guess you don't know.

I could forward all the emails to an objective third party....but that's just unneccessary

What reason would I have to rig this?

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Ronin
I guess you don't know.

I could forward all the emails to an objective third party....but that's just unneccessary

What reason would I have to rig this?

we all know seth is the only person here who would try to rig something like this.

[Doolittle]

no, i think you would be more liekly to fuck with it.

[MaybeOneDay]

i doubt it

seeing as how i already told everyone to vote for bill as best mod instead of myself.

[Doolittle]

well arent you modest.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

why the hell would i want to rig it? i think its a cool little idea.

fucker.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Doolittle
well arent you modest.

i am.

bill deserves that award.

[Doolittle]

no way, thats reserved for audioboxers RIP chadwick

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Doolittle
no way, thats reserved for audioboxers RIP chadwick

god i loved chadwick

him and his goofy name

[Matthew]

if i dont get an award someone is paying for it....

aren't internet threats funny? they are so... un-threatining.

I STILL WANT AN AWARD DAmmIT!

[theused_FSF]

i really hate you people

[charly horse]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
i really hate you people


:( im sorry

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
:( im sorry


why are you apologizing

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
why are you apologizing

more like why aren't youapologizing big meanie face.:p

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
more like why aren't youapologizing big meanie face.:p


hahahaha, sadly though, i have apologized more times in the last three days than you will ever know about, and she still hasnt taken me back...:(


sorry that was a little off topic

[EmoMoose86]

I have no life... But i'm getting better! i found out there's sun outside and the air is much less stale outside!

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
hahahaha, sadly though, i have apologized more times in the last three days than you will ever know about, and she still hasnt taken me back...:(


sorry that was a little off topic

mrs. sublime vs. mr. used?

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
mrs. sublime vs. mr. used?


no it's a personal relationship, like i said, a little off topic

[MaybeOneDay]

im really interested to see the outcome of these awards. im suprisingly really anticipating tommorrow.

[Greg]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
im really interested to see the outcome of these awards. im suprisingly really anticipating tommorrow.

is that when it ends??

[MaybeOneDay]

yeap, colin says he'll deffinately have the results up by tommorrow.

[Tom Foolery]

I think there should be a category for best avatar maker. I'd obviously own that shit.


Yeah, I gotta go email my list now.

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
I think there should be a category for best avatar maker. I'd obviously own that shit.


Yeah, I gotta go email my list now.

I don't know..You'd have stiff competition with lollirot

[Tom Foolery]

Psh. It's really no contest.

Don't get me wrong...I love Lollie.

[Greg]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
yeap, colin says he'll deffinately have the results up by tommorrow.

nice

[tmlfan]

wow i will prob be the one still treated like a newb

[Greg]

Originally posted by tmlfan
wow i will prob be the one still treated like a newb

i don't even know who you are... so i dont know how to treat you...

[tmlfan]

Originally posted by Greg
i don't even know who you are... so i dont know how to treat you... i am the high five kid

[Greg]

Originally posted by tmlfan
i am the high five kid

well i knew that. but i dont know anything else about you.

[MaybeOneDay]

alright, now its wednesday so we just wait for colin to post this shit up.

[Greg]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
alright, now its wednesday so we just wait for colin to post this shit up.

hahahaha


i dont wanna know how many of those emo ones i won...

it'll be funny though...

[MaybeOneDay]

haha yeah im deffinately saying you got that award.

i doubt ill get anything, but that doesnt matter. i just want to see who wins everything.

[iglooXcore]

dearvcolin-

don't post results yet! i've been gone a few days and haven't voted yet, but i will right now. thaaaaaanks

from, your most favorite girl on the forum ;)

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by tsunamiglory
dearvcolin-

don't post results yet! i've been gone a few days and haven't voted yet, but i will right now. thaaaaaanks

from, your most favorite girl on the forum ;)

lol, don't worry, i don't think hes posting them until tonight or later this afternoon.

[bigweener]

wheres the red carpet goin to be???

[Ronin]

Originally posted by tsunamiglory
dearvcolin-

don't post results yet! i've been gone a few days and haven't voted yet, but i will right now. thaaaaaanks

from, your most favorite girl on the forum ;)

vcolin?
is that my icelandic name?

[Doolittle]

actually its yugoslavian

[nostalgia]

Originally posted by bigweener
wheres the red carpet goin to be???

up your ass.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Ronin
vcolin?
is that my icelandic name?


it suits you

[punkchick22]

well poop. i want a dang award. thats what i get for not coming to the boards more often.

:confused:

[StudentRick08]

ooo i want bucket of tears. im a really big emokid.

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by StudentRick08
ooo i want bucket of tears. im a really big emokid.

well you have to earn the de-respect that the people give Greg in calling him emo boy.