confused

[confusied]

I been wit my man for about 4 years now i been cheating on him for 2 yrs last week while i was with a other many bf mom called me and said that he went to the dr last week while i lied 2 him and said i was ouuta town i was at the spa slut the dr said that his hole iedn his heart. I dun wanna hurt him but sexualy he cant do wut my lover can. im also living a double live here like i post in other fourme no 1 in my family nos that i have a reputaion for being a spa slut wut can i do folks some may say i have no care in the world he love me I love him 2 help me ppl

[bobbo8]

I been wit my man for about 4 years now i been cheating on him for 2 yrs last week while i was with a other many bf mom called me and said that he went to the dr last week while i lied 2 him and said i was ouuta town i was at the spa slut the dr said that his hole iedn his heart. I dun wanna hurt him but sexualy he cant do wut my lover can. im also living a double live here like i post in other fourme no 1 in my family nos that i have a reputaion for being a spa slut wut can i do folks some may say i have no care in the world he love me I love him 2 help me ppl
What the fuck are you trying to say??

[ascitiesburn101]

What the fuck are you trying to say??
either that was ridiculously funny, or i am blazed.

:shrug:

[confusied]

nuttin i just dun no how 2 tell my family bout my ways

[apoemtothedead]

Kill them.

[iwasahero]

hahahahaha

[a speedo model]

Translation?

[concernedparent]

This can't possible be real. It's just not.

[confusied]

im thinkin of sending a dvd wit me on it and a full flat out confession ? u guys think

[danielplaysbass]

This can't possible be real. It's just not.

i really hope not

[ForeverInADay]

You're older then 19 and you spell like a fucking retarded four year old, there's no hope for anyone in this world if this is in any way real. Which I doubt it is.

[confusied]

why cant his be real huh u dun think a man can fuck ebtter then bleeding bitch

[atticus1492]

im thinkin of sending a dvd wit me on it and a full flat out confession ? u guys think


that is a good idea. just make it like the ring so they will all be dead within a week.

/problem

[danielplaysbass]

it takes skill to spell that bad

[confusied]

if life was that easy i mean imagin the look of my parents and familys face when they fine out there 1st child there son nephew is has a reputaion as a spa slut im so lucky that no 1 but my lovers have seen my tatoo on my ass brokin heart

[confusied]

wud any of u wanna hit this slut reply wit yes or no

[ForeverInADay]

why cant his be real huh u dun think a man can fuck ebtter then bleeding bitch

wh....what?

[ForeverInADay]

Your spelling makes me want to microwave babies and puppies. Someone ban this queer.

[buysoap]

I love farting :-D

[danielplaysbass]

I love farting :-D

:fart:

[FatJordan]

if life was that easy i mean imagin the look of my parents and familys face when they fine out there 1st child there son nephew is has a reputaion as a spa slut im so lucky that no 1 but my lovers have seen my tatoo on my ass brokin heart

Hey, I have a tattoo of a broken heart on my ass too! If you weren't fifteen, a guy, and most likely dyslexic...I might ask you out on an internet date.

[DeadToTheWorld]

Ok, if this is real you are crazy and you really need to type better so people can understand what you are trying to say! If this is real then I just would tell them the truth, better now than later I guess!

[XpunkXroutineX]

:lol:

:-|

god, i hope this isn't real.

but still, it's hilarious.