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evil zach
07/06/03, 06:29 PM
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I'm so angy and sad right now
ps-feel free to flame me for this
FishAlotNBePunk
07/06/03, 06:32 PM
hey whats the matter dude?
neverselected
07/06/03, 06:33 PM
the difference between me and u is i know how to bottle up my anger so i feel like commiting suicide.....
WithStamin
07/06/03, 06:34 PM
He's just mad because he knows he's a teddy, not a devil. (http://forum.absolutepunk.net/attachment.php?s=&postid=276614)
BustaNutz
07/06/03, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by neverselected
the difference between me and u is i know how to bottle up my anger so i feel like commiting suicide.....
And that's healthy
DevilMayCare
07/06/03, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by neverselected
the difference between me and u is i know how to bottle up my anger so i feel like commiting suicide.....
what a wonderful skill.
whats the matter zach?
evil zach
07/06/03, 06:45 PM
I've just been geeting everybody close to me really pissed of at me latley. Mostly my dad (although I don't know why) one of my best friends (that was entirely my fault.) and my girlfriend is angry with me because she was going to give anther friend of mine a lecture in regard to what I had done to the first friend(all will remain nameless fo now) but there wer certin things I didn't want her to give him a herd time about because I had done them too so I'm sure as fuck not gonna let him take shit for them while she tells me it alright. I told that and she said to tell her what to do. I sadii t would make me angry if she did and then she accused me of making threats and starting fights with her and now she wont talk to me.
evil zach
07/06/03, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by WithStamin
He's just mad because he knows he's a teddy, not a devil. (http://forum.absolutepunk.net/attachment.php?s=&postid=276614)
now is not the time, douche bag
DevilMayCare
07/06/03, 06:47 PM
i hope everything works out
evil zach
07/06/03, 06:49 PM
thank you
BustaNutz
07/06/03, 06:53 PM
Zach I like you, so I'll share with you my secret to dealing with girl problems. Take a Vanilla coke and poor it into a glass, you should have about an inch between the top of the glass and the coke. Now take Bacardi Vanilla and fill the drink up, leave about a fourth an inch left. Now grab some of the Keebler grasshopper mint cookies, pop in Beavis and Butthead Do America (or anything funny) and drink (make several of these drinks) and eat until the end of the movie. You should be content, full and slightly drunk, void of any worries whatsoever.
evil zach
07/06/03, 06:55 PM
sounds good, minus the bicardi, and I'm zach not deven.
BustaNutz
07/06/03, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
sounds good, minus the bicardi, and I'm zach not deven.
i was talking to Devin in messenger, my bad, I edited it.
BustaNutz
07/06/03, 06:56 PM
Wait you don't drink?
evil zach
07/06/03, 06:57 PM
I saw you edited it. but itw as too late. And no, I don't drink. Just pot and hash for me
BustaNutz
07/06/03, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
I saw you edited it. but itw as too late. And no, I don't drink. Just pot and hash for me
Pot works just as well, even better sometimes. It just doesn't taste good in Vanilla Coke.
evil zach
07/06/03, 07:01 PM
I don't imgaine it would, but I always enjoy a vanilla coke after a bowl or 4
BustaNutz
07/06/03, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
I don't imgaine it would, but I always enjoy a vanilla coke after a bowl or 4
I hit the Doritos. Oh and you gotta but Totinos Party Pizzas, holy shit, those are good.
evil zach
07/06/03, 07:10 PM
eww...not doritos. Lays dude! with onion dip!
BustaNutz
07/06/03, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
eww...not doritos. Lays dude! with onion dip!
I'd rather do Cool Ranch Doritos, but trust me on the part pizzas. 5 minutes in the microwave and you've got a meal.
evil zach
07/06/03, 08:00 PM
UPDATE!!!
I've started talking with my girlfriend again, but only so we can fight over weather or not she should fight with my best over things which I can solve and still leave her with what she wants, but she has decied that she will do whatever the fuck she wants, and what I want of no importance. So now shes angry because I'm giving her advice.
I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut from now on
Doolittle
07/06/03, 09:04 PM
WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM
whats wrong with you people?
evil zach
07/06/03, 09:12 PM
fuck live journal! I don;t have nearly enough problems to nesessitate a journal to record them in
Doolittle
07/06/03, 09:13 PM
i dont know every other week you have some armageddon style life crisis. why dont you and greg go sign up together?
evil zach
07/06/03, 09:15 PM
you must be thinking of the other zach
FishAlotNBePunk
07/06/03, 09:16 PM
yeah greg seriously needs one.
WithStamin
07/07/03, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
eww...not doritos. Lays dude! with onion dip! What's your problem? Ice cream is the way to go if you want ot leave your troubles behind!
ms y o o n
07/07/03, 03:02 AM
aww zach i hope things work out. hmmm i don't get what you're girlfriend is trying to do. it confuses me
MaybeOneDay
07/07/03, 04:09 AM
shit zach that sucks. i hope everything goes well for you for now on and things start to get better. it sucks having people mad at you like that.
oc_dodo
07/07/03, 04:12 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
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I'm so angy and sad right now
ps-feel free to flame me for this
can we say bored? what is up with you? issuse? need a time out? just playing but seriously what's wrong?
oc_dodo
07/07/03, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
UPDATE!!!
I've started talking with my girlfriend again, but only so we can fight over weather or not she should fight with my best over things which I can solve and still leave her with what she wants, but she has decied that she will do whatever the fuck she wants, and what I want of no importance. So now shes angry because I'm giving her advice.
I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut from now on
that sounds like the best advise. my boyfriend is like that.....i think he just talks sometimes to hear his own voice....don't let her get to you. there are millons more out there that can give you the same headach.
The Nephilm
07/07/03, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
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I'm so angy and sad right now
ps-feel free to flame me for this
Time to pop in dashboard and douche yourself....
what the fuck is wrong with you?????
pull that penis of yours out of that vagina you've grown and quit bitching.
BustaNutz
07/07/03, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
Time to pop in dashboard and douche yourself....
what the fuck is wrong with you?????
pull that penis of yours out of that vagina you've grown and quit bitching.
You're going to make a great father one day.
Originally posted by BustaNutz
Zach I like you, so I'll share with you my secret to dealing with girl problems. Take a Vanilla coke and poor it into a glass, you should have about an inch between the top of the glass and the coke. Now take Bacardi Vanilla and fill the drink up, leave about a fourth an inch left. Now grab some of the Keebler grasshopper mint cookies, pop in Beavis and Butthead Do America (or anything funny) and drink (make several of these drinks) and eat until the end of the movie. You should be content, full and slightly drunk, void of any worries whatsoever.
that is without a doubt the best advice i've ever seen someone give. listen to the wisdom of this man.
charly horse
07/07/03, 07:04 AM
a) diet vanilla coke= the shit
b) zach im sorry
c) bicardi + diet vanilla coke= better than the shit
d) good advice pat yay!
evil zach
07/07/03, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by BustaNutz
You're going to make a great father one day.
I actully thought that was really funny
The Nephilm
07/07/03, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
I actully thought that was really funny
Incase you couldn't tell it was sarcasm... now what is the cliche thing to say?
I <3 you Zack
SnowintheSummer
07/07/03, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
Time to pop in dashboard and douche yourself....
what the fuck is wrong with you?????
pull that penis of yours out of that vagina you've grown and quit bitching.
oh, shush. and zach, good luck with everything/one.
DevilMayCare
07/07/03, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
UPDATE!!!
I've started talking with my girlfriend again, but only so we can fight over weather or not she should fight with my best over things which I can solve and still leave her with what she wants, but she has decied that she will do whatever the fuck she wants, and what I want of no importance. So now shes angry because I'm giving her advice.
I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut from now on
ugh, we girls suck, we can never figure out what we want. and when we think we know what we want, we have to mess it up somehow. were programmed to do so, its in our genes. we are told to play hard to get, i dont get it. but there are some girls out there who dont play with guys' heads, you just gotta find and hold on to em, theyre rare. it doesnt sound like youre happy and the most important thing in ones life is to make sure that they are happy and that they make other people happy. thats it, all the rest are minor details.
evil zach
07/07/03, 07:17 PM
shits better, we've made up, but its still akward. Oh well. At least I'll get some damn good makeup sex out of all of this:D
DevilMayCare
07/07/03, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
At least I'll get some damn good makeup sex out of all of this:D
thats the only important thing anyway, right?
evil zach
07/07/03, 07:22 PM
well ya. thats what relationships are based on.:D
DevilMayCare
07/07/03, 07:24 PM
as least the fun ones anyway
evil zach
07/07/03, 07:26 PM
are you my long lost twin?
DevilMayCare
07/07/03, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
are you my long lost twin? ]
only if i get to be the hot one
evil zach
07/07/03, 07:41 PM
I dunno,....I've never seen you, and I'm looking at my self right now....and its kinda arousing
Justin_stacy
07/07/03, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
, and I'm looking at my self right now....and its kinda arousing
..........dancing with myself...............
DevilMayCare
07/07/03, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
I dunno,....I've never seen you, and I'm looking at my self right now....and its kinda arousing
ill try and find a pic for you, its gonna be hard though. and i just looked at myself in the mirror and i must admit, im super sexy. and modest too, which i find super attractive if i say so myself
kidinthecorner
07/07/03, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by evil zach
I dunno,....I've never seen you, and I'm looking at my self right now....and its kinda arousing lol.. maybe its the alcyhol, but that was classic.
evil zach
07/07/03, 08:20 PM
Thank you. I'm here all week
DevilMayCare
07/07/03, 08:24 PM
but then we're leaving for tahiti, we have to "write a book"
i think i just came up with the best metaphor ever.
evil zach
07/07/03, 08:25 PM
HAHAHAHA!
That was very clever
DevilMayCare
07/07/03, 08:29 PM
thank you *bow*bow*
RUFiOOOOOOO
07/07/03, 09:18 PM
dammit, im mad too.
It feels like such a nerdy thing to say but have you ever like waited for someone to sign on and when you finally have your chance to IM her someone gets in the way like by kicking you offline so you cant talk to them and when you get back on and they arent there...it sucks.....
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
papathomas
07/07/03, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by kidinthecorner
lol.. maybe its the alcyhol, but that was classic. you been drinkin too matthew?
DevilMayCare
07/07/03, 09:19 PM
i feel sorry for you, but only because im in your sig
papathomas
07/07/03, 09:24 PM
don't worry justin wone of these days you'll IM her.
RUFiOOOOOOO
07/07/03, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by papathomas
don't worry justin wone of these days you'll IM her.
haha, thanks. I sure hope that one of these days I will be able to IM her because that would be rad!
papathomas
07/07/03, 09:34 PM
your sig owns. just like vegetarian pot pies
RUFiOOOOOOO
07/07/03, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by papathomas
your sig owns. just like vegetarian pot pies
why thank you!
papathomas
07/07/03, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
why thank you! why your welcome!
BabylonBadFish
07/07/03, 09:58 PM
pot???
pie???
huh???
where???
heh
papathomas
07/07/03, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by BabylonBadFish
pot???
pie???
huh???
where???
heh in my freezer
RUFiOOOOOOO
07/07/03, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by papathomas
why your welcome!
hey I dont know if you know this but you are pretty close to PWNing the message board first page...
BabylonBadFish
07/07/03, 10:04 PM
thats what hes going for
stupid drunk losers who try to pwn the whole first page
just kidding thomas..you know i be luvin you, boi(haha funny avril spelling)
translation: just kidding. i love you.
papathomas
07/07/03, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
hey I dont know if you know this but you are pretty close to PWNing the message board first page... that is my intention. i get dunk then try to pwn the front page the say im gonna quit posting on the forum then wake up with a hangover then read what i wrote then keep posting!
BabylonBadFish
07/07/03, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by papathomas
that is my intention. i get dunk then try to pwn the front page the say im gonna quit posting on the forum then wake up with a hangover then read what i wrote then keep posting!
good times...
papathomas
07/07/03, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by BabylonBadFish
good times... hot pants
eh julie ;) ?
RUFiOOOOOOO
07/07/03, 10:53 PM
FUCK! In my nerdiness I took 2 hours arranging my buddy list. and check it out there is a section titled Absolute Punks with 5 sns...oooohhh
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