Why Do All Actresses Think They're Singers Too?

[Jason Tate]

Halle Berry is releasing a CD (http://www.andpop.com/article/7853) on February 6th.

[IAmAmazing]

Money + Studio + Fame = Shitty Album

[Emoguy]

well, most start as stage actresses in musicals.

but drop it with the big pictures.

therefore, they can sing.

[lushintransit]

oh dear.

[poppa Q]

It's about time.

[Low Level Owl]

why do actresses feel the need to prove that they can do more than act?

[diggins]

because most of the time they cant do more than act. so they try to distance themselves from the people with less "talent" than they have. plus there are about a 100,000 idiots who will pay 15 dollars for their cd.

[Joe DeAndrea]

I'll buy it.

[Serenity]

yuck.

[rhinitus]

i hope its not some pop album and she can seriously belt out some sweet vocal shit

[LilRyan732]

Here's a better question: how come a Halle Berry thread (a black woman), has Avril Lavigne for an icon (a white woman)?

[broken_glass]

Here's a better question: how come a Halle Berry thread (a black woman), has Avril Lavigne for an icon (a white woman)?

because the label is for all things "stupid"

[emiliodelgado]

she can sing. this will be jazz, not pop. it's going to be good.

[Joe DeAndrea]

Here's a better question: how come a Halle Berry thread (a black woman), has Avril Lavigne for an icon (a white woman)?

Um, because the category of Avril icon's is "stupid" threads. Better example: If you were ever a thread, you'd have an Avril icon.

[mikeyystyles]

Just another celeb to cock block a real musical talent from getting their shot.

[PJ1336]

as long as this bears no likeness to jada pinket smith's band... wicked wisdom i think they were called? wicked awful would be more fitting... if you're from the boston area anyways.

[notoaststereo]

she should just get naked and dance around

[joz]

it surprises me when actors/actresses can sing
but to get into stage school they need multi talents really

[The Revisionist]

While I understand the initial shock and disappointment in reading of this news... what if this album is truly amazing? Nobody has any actual knowledge (yet) that this album is going to be bad, so why judge it?

[NJUNDERDOG]

as long as this bears no likeness to jada pinket smith's band... wicked wisdom i think they were called? wicked awful would be more fitting... if you're from the boston area anyways.

you beat me to to that. theyre god awful. i remember seeing video clips of them on mtv news. they played ozzfest and were easily the lowest drawing band out of all the bands on the tour. and stop listening to homo eagle boy.

[mogwaifearsatan]

My physics teacher went to high school with her.

[clubberlang]

Um, because the category of Avril icon's is "stupid" threads. Better example: If you were ever a thread, you'd have an Avril icon.


that was pretty harsh.....

but pretty true as well.

i think we should reflect on whether actors or actresses should be making music.....

eddie murphy.

i rest my case.

[DecayDancer]

hmmm...halle berry is an awesome actress...singer, i think we have to debate. chances are she'll be better than that lindsay lohan/hillary duff/ashlee simpson shit and she'll definitley be better than that fucked up paris hilton shit (does paris count as an actress?slut more like it).

[Slovo]

well, most start as stage actresses in musicals.

but drop it with the big pictures.

therefore, they can sing.
I would like to see a list of actresses to support your claim.

that was pretty harsh.....

but pretty true as well.

i think we should reflect on whether actors or actresses should be making music.....

eddie murphy.

i rest my case.
So... artists SHOULD make music.

[clubberlang]

I would like to see a list of actresses to support your claim.


So... artists SHOULD make music.



well, ok, eddie murphy can, because its unintentionally hilarious

but paris hilton......no.

linsday lohan........no.

but its a free country

they CAN make music, its just not their strong point.

plus, i dont even know what hallie berry sounds like.
so i cant judge yet.

[combatbaby]

well, most start as stage actresses in musicals.

but drop it with the big pictures.

therefore, they can sing.

That's what I was going to say. Most actors/actresses (well, a good amount) also have talents in singing as well.

[Ruggiero2oo8]

oh dear. why.

[angelusdomini]

so, when and where can i pre-order this???????????

... not.

[godzillany]

Catwoman... and Storm

i rest my case

[sdbrown]

I liked her as Storm.

I'm guessing she'll be clothed in either close to nothing or something skin tight on the album cover, which means the CD will sell a million copies.

[joshua.]

probably end up on AOL's 2007 list of best new artist.

[diggins]

being storm and catwoman in no way gives you the right to record an album, being an actual musician yes, being in a really bad movie about a woman who dresses up like a cat in all leather to fight crime NO.

[Ambulance X]

Here's a better question: how come a Halle Berry thread (a black woman), has Avril Lavigne for an icon (a white woman)?

Here's a better question: How come you're fucking retarded?

[New York Slave]

Dont really care on what shes trying to pull, Just as long as shes shaking it while she sings. LOL

[insertwithere]

Just another celeb to cock block a real musical talent from getting their shot.


very well said sir

[Suchasucker]

This is getting out of hand.

Can someone please put a stop to this already?

[starz n shine]

Here's a better question: how come a Halle Berry thread (a black woman), has Avril Lavigne for an icon (a white woman)?

Because segregation ended in the 60's. Idols can be any color. I am black ad look up to people that aren't. The fact that you are on this punk message board (punk is genrally dominated by white musicians and your profile claims that you are black) makes me think tha you must admire some people that are white too. "The most violent element in society is ignorance." by Emma Goldman. OH and by the way and Emma Goldma IS a white woman.

[starz n shine]

Here's a better question: How come you're fucking retarded?

LOL Exactly!

[zeropunk16]

I'll buy it only if the cover is a still from her sunbathing part in Swordfish

[LilRyan732]

because the label is for all things "stupid"

Didn't know that at all.

Um, because the category of Avril icon's is "stupid" threads. Better example: If you were ever a thread, you'd have an Avril icon.

Here's a better question: How come you're fucking retarded?

Because segregation ended in the 60's. Idols can be any color. I am black ad look up to people that aren't. The fact that you are on this punk message board (punk is genrally dominated by white musicians and your profile claims that you are black) makes me think tha you must admire some people that are white too. "The most violent element in society is ignorance." by Emma Goldman. OH and by the way and Emma Goldma IS a white woman.

LOL Exactly!


Interesting replies. Apparently I'm an idiot because I found something suspicious with the color difference between Avril and Halle. Although, now I want to know why news about Halle Berry making a CD belongs in the "stupid" section...what was the motive in even posting it in the first place? I'll probably be called "stupid" again, but these subtle things don't always have the obvious "non-racism related" answer.

[Matt_Dizzle]

I'd beat. lolsz uhh maybe she can sing?