BustaNutz
07/09/03, 02:42 PM
Well I was asked to give this speech at the urging of Colin and Brandon, and since Colin is being so kinda as to hook me up with some contraband, I owe him one. So here goes...
I'm happy to accept this award for the most pwnage, it's really an honor to be selected by such a different (and slightly degenerate) group of people. And while I'd give the classic "It's always an honor to have your peers recognize you..." I will not, because with the exception of maybe eight of you, I don't consider any of you to be my peers.
Now I understand I should probably keep this short, many of you don't have very large attention spans, as is evidenced by the fact Seth is already playing with himself. Furthermore I also understand that many of you don't have very big vocabularies... err... well you don't understand big words, so I'll try to talk down to your level to accomodate you all.
I'd first like to thank Colin for creating this idea. Colin is a great man, he's also a very drunk man, which is why I avoided hugging him when he presented me with this. When thanking Colin one must always thank the Captain too, because where Colin is, Captain Morgan is not too far behind.
Next I'd like to thank Devin, wherever there is a good idea, you can usually find Devin, even if it wasn't his own, he still manages to weasel in there and get some of the credit. This is no exception to that rule, so let us all thank Devin.
Bill is next, Bill is quite possibly the coolest Techie I've ever met. he will only get cooler too, especially when he turns 21 and I can call him so he'll buy my beer.
Brandon, you're a cool guy, really, but drop this modesty shit. We all know you're a horny bastard and that you don't really like everyone here, so stop being a liar and admit it.
Greg, keep trucking. You won a lot of awards man, you really cleaned house, hopefully you'll stick around for another 3700 posts. Besides, who needs fresh air and the sun. Haha not me!
Jerry, Shannon, Hannah, Billy, Shelley and Erin, you guys are cool, but not important enough for me to say anything in particular about. I love you anyways though, in that fake internet way.
Zach, you are like me in many ways, but you are not me, which is unfortunate for you, because that makes me better.
Cole, what can I say about you, hmmm, nice ummm, well nice cankles, they're really cute.
Brit, I've given you a lot of shit, and umm, yeah that's it, I've given you a lot of shit.
Tubgirl, you've caused me man sleepless nights, I hope your happy.
Neph, you're full of shit, you didn't fuck your friends mom. Good story though.
Anybody I left out, please respond with "you forgot me" or they typical Lisha-like response "well I'm obviously not important" and I promise I will make some fun of you.
Thank you all so very much, I needed this like I need an infected scrotum. Thank you and goodnight.
I'm happy to accept this award for the most pwnage, it's really an honor to be selected by such a different (and slightly degenerate) group of people. And while I'd give the classic "It's always an honor to have your peers recognize you..." I will not, because with the exception of maybe eight of you, I don't consider any of you to be my peers.
Now I understand I should probably keep this short, many of you don't have very large attention spans, as is evidenced by the fact Seth is already playing with himself. Furthermore I also understand that many of you don't have very big vocabularies... err... well you don't understand big words, so I'll try to talk down to your level to accomodate you all.
I'd first like to thank Colin for creating this idea. Colin is a great man, he's also a very drunk man, which is why I avoided hugging him when he presented me with this. When thanking Colin one must always thank the Captain too, because where Colin is, Captain Morgan is not too far behind.
Next I'd like to thank Devin, wherever there is a good idea, you can usually find Devin, even if it wasn't his own, he still manages to weasel in there and get some of the credit. This is no exception to that rule, so let us all thank Devin.
Bill is next, Bill is quite possibly the coolest Techie I've ever met. he will only get cooler too, especially when he turns 21 and I can call him so he'll buy my beer.
Brandon, you're a cool guy, really, but drop this modesty shit. We all know you're a horny bastard and that you don't really like everyone here, so stop being a liar and admit it.
Greg, keep trucking. You won a lot of awards man, you really cleaned house, hopefully you'll stick around for another 3700 posts. Besides, who needs fresh air and the sun. Haha not me!
Jerry, Shannon, Hannah, Billy, Shelley and Erin, you guys are cool, but not important enough for me to say anything in particular about. I love you anyways though, in that fake internet way.
Zach, you are like me in many ways, but you are not me, which is unfortunate for you, because that makes me better.
Cole, what can I say about you, hmmm, nice ummm, well nice cankles, they're really cute.
Brit, I've given you a lot of shit, and umm, yeah that's it, I've given you a lot of shit.
Tubgirl, you've caused me man sleepless nights, I hope your happy.
Neph, you're full of shit, you didn't fuck your friends mom. Good story though.
Anybody I left out, please respond with "you forgot me" or they typical Lisha-like response "well I'm obviously not important" and I promise I will make some fun of you.
Thank you all so very much, I needed this like I need an infected scrotum. Thank you and goodnight.