masterbation

[creedsucks]

how often? and chicks, youre allowed to participate to....in fact, please do.

[Greg]

woohoo!!!!!!!! oh baby!!!!!!!

[goldfinger55]

Originally posted by creedsucks
how often? and chicks, youre allowed to participate to....in fact, please do. mastUrbation

[creedsucks]

Originally posted by goldfinger55
mastUrbation

dude, whatever

[MusicMends]

haha

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by creedsucks
and chicks, youre allowed to participate to....in fact, please do.
what would make me think i wasnt allowed to participate? and if youre gonna make a thread, at least spell the subject right. masturbation. with a u.

[Greg]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
what would make me think i wasnt allowed to participate? and if youre gonna make a thread, at least spell the subject right. masturbation. with a u.

girls don't like to admit that they masturbate usually...

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by Greg
girls don't like to admit that they masturbate usually...
true

[Slick Shoes]

I like masturbating girls ..... wait....

[punked78]

Originally posted by Slick Shoes
I like masturbating girls ..... wait....

haha!:D me too!

[Slick Shoes]

Originally posted by punked78
haha!:D me too!

word [{+_+}]

[ms y o o n]

i dont mastErbate

[MaybeOneDay]

once a day usually....key word...usually..

[kevin]

Usually twice, sometimes more.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Do you ever make a thread that isn't a poll?!


i'm a 1 or 2 times a day guy myself

[neb nawoc]

it varies alot, like sometimes i wont do it for a while, and other times ill do it every day, and other times ill do it more than once in a day, just depends how busy i am.

[FallingOut]

How and why the hell do you people do it more than once a day every day?? I dont get why you would ever need to do that.

[Greg]

Originally posted by FallingOut
How and why the hell do you people do it more than once a day every day?? I dont get why you would ever need to do that.

believe me it's easy....

[FallingOut]

I mean I can sort of see every day, but geez twice a day thats just crazy I think. And why arent any chicks responding

[Greg]

Originally posted by FallingOut
I mean I can sort of see every day, but geez twice a day thats just crazy I think. And why arent any chicks responding

i dont see how its crazy...

[FallingOut]

Originally posted by Greg
i dont see how its crazy...

no offense, but how bored are you? Im not trying to say that in a mean way

[Greg]

Originally posted by FallingOut
no offense, but how bored are you? Im not trying to say that in a mean way

well at times REALLY bored....

[ifeelused]

2-3 times a week normally..except its usually someone else doing it for me :eek:

and im a girl for those who dont know

[creedsucks]

Originally posted by kevin
Usually twice, sometimes more.

[Greg]

Originally posted by ifeelused
2-3 times a week normally..except its usually someone else doing it for me :eek:

and im a girl for those who dont know

so guys finger you alot? or a guy if its your boyfriend....

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by Greg
so guys finger you alot? or a guy if its your boyfriend....

boyfriend.. well x boyfriend. i havnt gotten around to it with my new one cuz hes away right now

[Greg]

Originally posted by ifeelused
boyfriend.. well x boyfriend. i havnt gotten around to it with my new one cuz hes away right now

wow you're a quick one. nothign too wrong with that though...

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by Greg
wow you're a quick one. nothign too wrong with that though...

na.. im not really THAT quick. me & my x kept breaking up and getting back together, so eventually it just ended, and after a month i am now with someone else

[charly horse]

Originally posted by Greg
girls don't like to admit that they masturbate usually...




ill admit it. . . . .

[Greg]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
ill admit it. . . . . ]

yay!

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
ill admit it. . . . .

yay!

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by Greg
]

yay!

oh my goodness! :eek:

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
ill admit it. . . . .


heh, are you kidding?

[charly horse]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
heh, are you kidding?




no

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by creedsucks
how often? and chicks, youre allowed to participate to....in fact, please do.

Hey dipshit, it's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E. There's only one "e". Maybe if you spent less time pulling your pud and you spent some time paying attention at school you would have the elementary ability TO SPELL. Or maybe I'm being too hard on you. Maybe you're going blind and can't see the keys very well, or your hairy palms make it hard to type...

[Greg]

what's so wrong about girls masturbating???

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Hey dipshit, it's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E. There's only one "e". Maybe if you spent less time pulling your pud and you spent some time paying attention at school you would have the elementary ability TO SPELL. Or maybe I'm being too hard on you. Maybe you're going blind and can't see the keys very well, or your hairy palms make it hard to type...

ahhahahaha....pulling your pud. classic. way to defend your title man.


Lisha, thats umm...interesting.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Greg
what's so wrong about girls masturbating???

they'll be looser. no fun.

[creedsucks]

hey dipshit....

honest mistake, fuck off.

and if you dont like it then dont fucking post on this thread.

whining fuckin maggot.

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
they'll be looser. no fun.

i dont think its that bad. especially if girls dont use dildos or anything for it .. i cant belive im talking about this :rolleyes:

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by ifeelused
i dont think its that bad. especially if girls dont use dildos or anything for it .. i cant belive im talking about this :rolleyes:

haha, well for me, it doesn't matter if a guy does it to them, and thats why they'd be loose. But if there's a girl who's never been fucked, never been fingered by a guy....and she's loose as fuck, it wouldnt be that cool.

[charly horse]

i dont own a dildo . . . . . .but who cares if their loose jerry?

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
haha, well for me, it doesn't matter if a guy does it to them, and thats why they'd be loose. But if there's a girl who's never been fucked, never been fingered by a guy....and she's loose as fuck, it wouldnt be that cool.

hah ok.. got ya

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
i dont own a dildo . . . . . .but who cares if their loose jerry?

from a guy's point of view? I DO!

[charly horse]

no thats not me

[charly horse]

well . . . .. . . . .. . .im not that loose. . .and plus i have been fingered before and yada yada . . .

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by ifeelused
hah ok.. got ya

i mean, if i went to finger a girl, and ended up with a whole hand in there...with the knowledge that this had never been done to her by a guy before...i'd prolly get a weird look on my face. something like a mix of.... :eek:, :confused: and :mad:

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by creedsucks
hey dipshit....

honest mistake, fuck off.

and if you dont like it then dont fucking post on this thread.

whining fuckin maggot.

Here's an idea, how about you keep your masturbatorial queries to yourself. I don't want to hear this shit, or think about how many time Greg, Lisha, Laura or you please themselves per week. Honestly, I could go a lifetime without ever engaging in such a ridiculous conversation. As for the "and if you dont like it then dont fucking post on this thread...." bit. Well not only have you served to confirm that you are about as grammatically correct as a third-grader, you've also shown the finer qualities of your character by littering your post with plenty of profanities. But I want you to do me a favor, in my signature, I want you to read the first line. See it? That right there is why I would post here, because I'm helping you.

Oh yeah, and get some better names to call people. Dipshit is out because I just used that one, and "whining fucking maggot" on top of not being a sentence, is also pretty dumb. Maybe you sshould just go back to twerking it...

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Pat pwns again.

[theused_FSF]

2-3 times a week

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
i mean, if i went to finger a girl, and ended up with a whole hand in there...with the knowledge that this had never been done to her by a guy before...i'd prolly get a weird look on my face. something like a mix of.... :eek:, :confused: and :mad:


oh k.. i have this image in my head now.. thank you ever so much

[charly horse]

gizfuck is a good one

[Patrick]

im proud to say i have never done it :D

[kevin]

Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
im proud to say i have never done it :D


Hahahah, I really doubt that.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by ifeelused
oh k.. i have this image in my head now.. thank you ever so much



.....sorry Steph.:(

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
.....sorry Steph.:(

it will take years of healing. but eventually i will forgive

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by ifeelused
it will take years of healing. but eventually i will forgive



worse than tubgirl?

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
worse than tubgirl?

i was fortunate enough to not see that or whatever it is

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
haha, well for me, it doesn't matter if a guy does it to them, and thats why they'd be loose. But if there's a girl who's never been fucked, never been fingered by a guy....and she's loose as fuck, it wouldnt be that cool.

you DO understand that the "looseness" or "tightness" of a girl doesn't matter how many times she's been fingered, fucked, or masturbated, right?

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Here's an idea, how about you keep your masturbatorial queries to yourself. I don't want to hear this shit, or think about how many time Greg, Lisha, Laura or you please themselves per week. Honestly, I could go a lifetime without ever engaging in such a ridiculous conversation. As for the "and if you dont like it then dont fucking post on this thread...." bit. Well not only have you served to confirm that you are about as grammatically correct as a third-grader, you've also shown the finer qualities of your character by littering your post with plenty of profanities. But I want you to do me a favor, in my signature, I want you to read the first line. See it? That right there is why I would post here, because I'm helping you.

Oh yeah, and get some better names to call people. Dipshit is out because I just used that one, and "whining fucking maggot" on top of not being a sentence, is also pretty dumb. Maybe you sshould just go back to twerking it...

hahaha...busta = the man

[asubtledaggerx]

I've never done it...alot of people don't beleive me when I tell them that :confused:

[Greg]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
I've never done it...alot of people don't beleive me when I tell them that :confused:

then what do you do when you watch porn?:confused:

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by Greg
then what do you do when you watch porn?:confused:

Well I don't even watch porn that much...but when I do I usually laugh because half the stuff I download is the stupidest stuff ever. Or I just get horny....mm and thats it

[Greg]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Well I don't even watch porn that much...but when I do I usually laugh because half the stuff I download is the stupidest stuff ever. Or I just get horny....mm and thats it

sounds pretty pointless...:rolleyes: and a waste of time. if you;re gonna waste your time DLing porn you should at least masturbate at least once to it... plus it takes up computer space.

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by Greg
sounds pretty pointless...:rolleyes: and a waste of time. if you;re gonna waste your time DLing porn you should at least masturbate at least once to it... plus it takes up computer space.

Well I delete it once I'm done watching it. And I don't even know how to masturbate so it doesn't matter to me.

[Greg]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
Well I delete it once I'm done watching it. And I don't even know how to masturbate so it doesn't matter to me.

you... don't... know... how... to.... masturbate...? what is there to know?

[StartingLine182]

If a girl says she doesnt masturbate then people will believe her, but if a guys says it then people know your full of shit. Whats up with that? I've always wondered that.

And also..I think most girls do it, but won't admit to it.

[creedsucks]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
And I don't even know how to masturbate so it doesn't matter to me.

i'll show you

[unoriginal]

Ok guys like tightness because it feels better when they put it in the girl.

And honestly I do it about 4-7 times a week especially since it's summer and I'm bored when I'm not with my guy.

[Frodo]

daily for me, once in a while i'll take a break

[creedsucks]

Originally posted by unoriginal
Ok guys like tightness because it feels better when they put it in the girl.

god bless this fine country we live in

[Seanmo]

What my friends and i have agreed on, if you're a guy and you're over the age of 16, then you've masturbated before, or you're lying about it. A 40 year old woman could probally say she's never done it though, and we'd all probally believe her. Teenage guy though? Ha, he LIES, the wanker.

Oh, and 4-7 a week, though it's less if i'm busy

[creedsucks]

Originally posted by Seanmo
What my friends and i have agreed on, if you're a guy and you're over the age of 16, then you've masturbated before, or you're lying about it. A 40 year old woman could probally say she's never done it though, and we'd all probally believe her. Teenage guy though? Ha, he LIES, the wanker.

Oh, and 4-7 a week, though it's less if i'm busy

good philosophy

[unoriginal]

Pshht.. Girls lie

[creedsucks]

Originally posted by unoriginal
Pshht.. Girls lie

YEA they do

[kevin]

Originally posted by unoriginal
Ok guys like tightness because it feels better when they put it in the girl.

And honestly I do it about 4-7 times a week especially since it's summer and I'm bored when I'm not with my guy.

Wow. You can always come to my house if you are bored.

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by kevin
Wow. You can always come to my house if you are bored.

I'll keep that offer on the table

[The Nephilm]

Originally posted by BrandNewDream
you DO understand that the "looseness" or "tightness" of a girl doesn't matter how many times she's been fingered, fucked, or masturbated, right?

What are you, 5???

When anything gets put inside a girl, their vagina stretches.... and it doesn't go back to it's original size... hence it is "looser"

And to answer the question, it's usually once a week, on saturday night, if I don't bring a girl home on friday or saturday...

Oh and Erin, thank you for the mental image... I might need it on saturday.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

EW GUYS MASTURBATING IS GROSS I CANT BELIEVE YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE DIGUSTING THING!!!

[unoriginal]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
Oh and Erin, thank you for the mental image... I might need it on saturday.

No prob. Here to help. And nice to see you around again.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
What are you, 5???

When anything gets put inside a girl, their vagina stretches.... and it doesn't go back to it's original size... hence it is "looser"

And to answer the question, it's usually once a week, on saturday night, if I don't bring a girl home on friday or saturday...

Oh and Erin, thank you for the mental image... I might need it on saturday.

welcome back once again neph, thanks for making that kid look like the dumb fuck he is while i was gone..

[Rufio217]

Ha Ha Ha, man you people are all awesome...ha ha ha

[Doolittle]

more than once a day? ow!

im more 4-7 times a week and i still think thats a bit excessive.

[StudentRick08]

im a chick. um..i dont that often. i got my guy to do it for me.

[DevilMayCare]

whenever im bored really, but it doesnt really interest me all that much. my friends and i sometimes rent porno and watch it to laugh at it. it doesnt really do anything for me. oh and ladies, remember to do your kegels!

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
What are you, 5???

When anything gets put inside a girl, their vagina stretches.... and it doesn't go back to it's original size... hence it is "looser"

And to answer the question, it's usually once a week, on saturday night, if I don't bring a girl home on friday or saturday...

Oh and Erin, thank you for the mental image... I might need it on saturday.

Ok, so when a woman has a baby her vagina streches enough to let the baby out, it stays that size? I think not.


edit: I found your answer....http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Spa/4502/vagfacts.html

"Does the vagina get loose/stretched if a woman has intercourse regularly?



"The size of a woman's vagina, the strength of her vaginal muscles, and the
thickness of her vaginal tissue have little to do with her sexual desire or
frequency of intercourse or with the vaginal pain or dryness she may
experience during intercourse. These findings resulted from comparing
the self-assessments of the sexual function of 104 women with their vaginal
measurements. Vaginal size was not found to be related to frequency of
intercourse."
From internet

"The vagina is so elastic that it can not be permanently stretched by a big penis."
Female sex advisor

"Q: Hi. I am curious about the size of a women's vagina. My girlfriend has had
a lot of sexual partners, does this mean that her vagina will be 'looser'? Does sex
permanently stretch out a women's vagina?
A: The vagina is one of the truly remarkable parts of human anatomy. It has an
incredible ability to expand and contract. It can stretch during pregnancy to
accommodate a new born yet it can hold a penis tight within it during intercourse.
After intercourse the walls rest back against one another. Although your girlfriend
has had many partners, this does not mean that her vagina will be 'looser'.
Because of its muscular tissue, the vagina has the ability to expand and contract,
like a balloon, allowing a baby to pass through during childbirth, or adjusting to fit
snugly around a tampon, a finger or any size penis."
Sex advisor

"(The Vagina) - This fibro-muscular tube measures approximately 3 1/2 inches
(8 cms) long on average, but with sexual excitement expands in length and diameter
to accommodate any size penis with ease."
Anne Hooper's Pocket Sex Guide/KegelMaster2000 "

[NOFXdesendents5]

Im a righty but use my left.

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
welcome back once again neph, thanks for making that kid look like the dumb fuck he is while i was gone..

dumb fuck? I think you two were the ones who were wrong on this one...so, welcome back, it's nice to know that you think you're smarter than people who prove you wrong.

[StudentRick08]

Originally posted by The Nephilm
When anything gets put inside a girl, their vagina stretches.... and it doesn't go back to it's original size... hence it is "looser"



thats not true. im a girl, i should kno.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BrandNewDream
dumb fuck? I think you two were the ones who were wrong on this one...so, welcome back, it's nice to know that you think you're smarter than people who prove you wrong.

we dont like you. go home. stay there.

[StudentRick08]

why is everyone so mean on here? its crazy.

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by StudentRick08
why is everyone so mean on here? its crazy.



it's more fun that way

[Greg]

Originally posted by StudentRick08
why is everyone so mean on here? its crazy.

they're all a bunch of fucking idiots...

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
we dont like you. go home. stay there.

I think I'll pass on that, but how about this...let's not argue all over the boards, because I hate reading other people fighting over stupid things...it just makes for pointless posts. Don't have to like each other, but be civil.

[StudentRick08]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
it's more fun that way

i see...i think i hafta get out more...

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BrandNewDream
I think I'll pass on that, but how about this...let's not argue all over the boards, because I hate reading other people fighting over stupid things...it just makes for pointless posts. Don't have to like each other, but be civil.

yes mother goose

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by BrandNewDream
I think I'll pass on that, but how about this...let's not argue all over the boards, because I hate reading other people fighting over stupid things...it just makes for pointless posts. Don't have to like each other, but be civil.




a pathetic attempt at peace

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
a pathetic attempt at peace

if you say so.

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by BrandNewDream
if you say so.


fuck yeah, thats because im a better person than you

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
fuck yeah, thats because im a better person than you

i'm so sure...and i bet you'll respond to that with "yeah, i know you're sure, cause you know it too, motherfucker"

gotta love 14 year old kids

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by BrandNewDream
i'm so sure...and i bet you'll respond to that with "yeah, i know you're sure, cause you know it too, motherfucker"

gotta love 14 year old kids



i wasnt planning on responding, but you got my age wrong


im 15 :D

[ifeelused]

Originally posted by cal1082
Cant we all just get along!!!!!!http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/955000/images/_957612_king150.jpg

thats hotness right there

[worldstheory]

A few years ago, I used to do it like every day. But then I realized that it feels better if you "save up" for a couple days. So now I do it two or three times a week.

Occasionally, I'll do it two or more days in a row, and very rarely I'll do it twice in one day. But yeah, usually about once every two or three days.

But ever since I figured out HOW, I've never gone more than a week without it. I thought I did it a lot, but after hearing you guys, holy crap! I'm a freaking monk!

[worldstheory]

Yeah, try it, you'll like it.

Two days is great, but three days is the shiz.

[finch macbeth]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Here's an idea, how about you keep your masturbatorial queries to yourself. I don't want to hear this shit, or think about how many time Greg, Lisha, Laura or you please themselves per week. Honestly, I could go a lifetime without ever engaging in such a ridiculous conversation. As for the "and if you dont like it then dont fucking post on this thread...." bit. Well not only have you served to confirm that you are about as grammatically correct as a third-grader, you've also shown the finer qualities of your character by littering your post with plenty of profanities. But I want you to do me a favor, in my signature, I want you to read the first line. See it? That right there is why I would post here, because I'm helping you.

Oh yeah, and get some better names to call people. Dipshit is out because I just used that one, and "whining fucking maggot" on top of not being a sentence, is also pretty dumb. Maybe you sshould just go back to twerking it...
you rule all... I'm late on that

[Greg]

Originally posted by irock1839
hahah three days....wow thats a long time...ill see if i can make it

3 days is nothing. try a week.

[NoUse]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Here's an idea, how about you keep your masturbatorial queries to yourself.
Here's an idea, quit being a dick.

I don't want to hear this shit, or think about how many time Greg, Lisha, Laura or you please themselves per week.
Then read a different thread, dumbass.

Honestly, I could go a lifetime without ever engaging in such a ridiculous conversation.
Want a cookie?

As for the "and if you dont like it then dont fucking post on this thread...." bit. Well not only have you served to confirm that you are about as grammatically correct as a third-grader, you've also shown the finer qualities of your character by littering your post with plenty of profanities. But I want you to do me a favor, in my signature, I want you to read the first line. See it? That right there is why I would post here, because I'm helping you.
If you're going to mock someone's grammar, make sure your post is entirely error-free, otherwise you can look kind of stupid. For instance, after "But I want you to do me a favor" (which shouldnt start with But anyways), you should begin a new sentence, or at the very LEAST use a semi-colon, not a comma.

Oh yeah, and get some better names to call people. Dipshit is out because I just used that one, and "whining fucking maggot" on top of not being a sentence, is also pretty dumb. Maybe you sshould just go back to twerking it...
And dipshit is a sentence? Its an insult...not a sentence.


And next time, don't bother calling someone out on a misspelling after 6 other people already did. Its just a waste of time.

[worldstheory]

3 days is nothing. try a week.
I tried a week once. I didn't make it. I missed it by a day.

For instance, after "But I want you to do me a favor" (which shouldnt start with But anyways), you should begin a new sentence, or at the very LEAST use a semi-colon, not a comma.
That's bullshit. The fourth-grade teachers just tell you that so that your language skills develop properly. But once you've grown up, you'll realize that you can begin your sentence with whatever the hell word you want.

[SnowintheSummer]

full out about once a month. just a little feel-good rub about every week i guess lol more if im not getting any action...

about vaginal stretching. from a girl. it definately does gain stretchiness to a certain point, ie the first time you put in a tampon /bigger tampon/finger etc it barely fits or you have to realy work at it lol but then its easier. same with everything you put in there. but only by a little. its like a rubber band, itll snap back but it still is made a little more stretchy by the streching..

and people believe girls when they say they dont masturbate and dont believe guys because.... its probobly true. shit, if youre a guy over the age of 13 youve dEFINATELy masturbated and 99 percent of the time you do it regularly. not the case with girls! you cant deny guys masturbate way more. and lots of girls dont at all. its the truth.

[Descendent]

damn those two people got muted on the vagina stretching... I went a month with out jerking, I was in the really really lazy stage... once a day or 4 times in a week...

[PhillyPunk]

id never be able to wait that long

[makeshiftmind]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/wonkalumps/Flight%20of%20the%20Conchords/th_723446eeac6ecffc3.gif
a lot

[secretsociety92]

Twice a day when I am off college, like now.

[Simulcast]

Holy fuck this is old.

[WakingTheMisery]

If you found this through a search, you need to learn how to spell.

[Smash Adams]

How did you find a misspelled 7 year old thread you creep?

[zion the lion]

How did you find a misspelled 7 year old thread you creep?

I was about to say that this was misspelled but you said it and probably 80 other people have said it too.

[makeshiftmind]

If you found this through a search, you need to learn how to spell.

How did you find a misspelled 7 year old thread you creep?

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/buzz_killington-191x300.jpg
non two are more deserving

[WakingTheMisery]

There was no buzz to kill.

[zion the lion]

On a creepier note, I was 2 days from turning 11 when the last post in this thread was made.

[Alex Djaferis]

a lot of people i miss in this thread.

[WakingTheMisery]

a lot of people i miss in this thread.

Very very much so.

[xglassjawx]

Hahaha what the fuck is this thread?

[Stavie Steelo]

What my friends and i have agreed on, if you're a guy and you're over the age of 16, then you've masturbated before, or you're lying about it. A 40 year old woman could probally say she's never done it though, and we'd all probally believe her. Teenage guy though? Ha, he LIES, the wanker.

Oh, and 4-7 a week, though it's less if i'm busy
Women Lie, Men Lie; Numbers don't lie

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[Deadbolt23]

I want to know what picture he tried to bump this with.

[ilikesound93]

lol at the majority of people choosing 'every day'.

[yves.]

"i abstain from pleasuring myself." REALLY?

[makeshiftmind]

I want to know what picture he tried to bump this with.

Flight of the Conchords

[movingxpictures]

lolwut. seriously who searches for a thread such as this one?

[rising_tied]

lolwut. seriously who searches for a thread such as this one?
Thats the first thing, and then like it already has been said, ITS SPELLED WRONG. That makes it even more funny that this topic was found and bumped

[aerofan11]

I would have spelt "masturbate" wrong as well in 2003.

[Two Headed Girl]

On a creepier note, I was 2 days from turning 11 when the last post in this thread was made.

On a creepierer note. That turns me on.

[B4Bronco6]

I masturbate when I fuck my girlfriends mouth.

[phil19]

once or twice a month. i dont do it all that often

[Jennurna Gray]

I just participated in a poll that was from '03. Is that bad?

[ilikesound93]

I just participated in a poll that was from '03. Is that bad?

So did I, if it makes you feel any better.

[Jennurna Gray]

So did I, if it makes you feel any better.
Hahahaha, we're so cool.

[ilikesound93]

Fuck yeah!

[Colorblind!]

I'm shamelessly in the majority with the rest of the daily crew.

[Farva2]

Anyone ever have grandma bring some cookies into your room without knocking to have her find you with a sock on your dick or something? whose been busted while jerkin off?

[bearerofbadnews]

Not me, thank god.

Once a week. Sometimes two times.

[Chrisj182]

4-7 times a week. Gotta get rid of the morning glory somehow.

[makeshiftmind]

Anyone ever have grandma bring some cookies into your room without knocking to have her find you with a sock on your dick or something? whose been busted while jerkin off?

my sister's Filipino nanny lolz

[aradiantsunrise]

I picked one of the middle choices.

[kafe]

5 times a month maybe +-5.

[kieza]

2-3 a week.
Every day as a teen pretty much. Also when I was 16 or so I once knocked four out in the space of a day, which is my all time record.

[heyzombiehitler]

odd bump is odd. still voted though.

[MikeAL4W]

What are you, 5???

When anything gets put inside a girl, their vagina stretches.... and it doesn't go back to it's original size... hence it is "looser"

And to answer the question, it's usually once a week, on saturday night, if I don't bring a girl home on friday or saturday...

Oh and Erin, thank you for the mental image... I might need it on saturday.

Actually that particular body part does 'shrink' as you people are putting it, unless the specific girl takes a beating on the regs. Different chicks, different fits. It's the pleasant little oriface nearby that doesn't have that kind of rebounding ability haha

[MikeAL4W]

The other question should be whats your 24 hour record? I have friends with some sickening records.

[Two Headed Girl]

I'm less concerned with how this got bumped and moreso with how its still on the first page days later

[Broner]

my record is 4 in a day...gotta keep health shit is good for you