An incredibly important poll for each and every one of you (you over there, too!)

[Tom Foolery]

Well, it's not really important at all. What shall I do tonight? The pros and cons of each option:

1. smoke a bowl with friends - It's always goodtimes and it's something to do on a Friday night. However, since I've had about 10 hours of sleep this entire week, odds are I'll just fall asleep within 10 minutes.

2. stay at home, get crunked on cheap wine, and reach 500 posts on the forum - There will most likely be a webcam involved with this choice. And you all will experience the delights of an intoxicated Julie. I'll probably refer to myself in the third person all night too.

3. go makeout with your mom - I think this option speaks for itself.

[papathomas]

make out with your mom!

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Well, it's not really important at all. What shall I do tonight? The pros and cons of each option:

1. smoke a bowl with friends - It's always goodtimes and it's something to do on a Friday night. However, since I've had about 10 hours of sleep this entire week, odds are I'll just fall asleep within 10 minutes.

2. stay at home, get crunked on cheap wine, and reach 500 posts on the forum - There will most likely be a webcam involved with this choice. And you all will experience the delights of an intoxicated Julie. I'll probably refer to myself in the third person all night too.

3. go makeout with your mom - I think this option speaks for itself.

webcam, because i have to stay in and study, and it'll make for interesting study breaks

by the way, you stole this idea from me

but your sig is pretty solid

[Greg]

stay home... now how do i see your webcam?

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
webcam, because i have to stay in and study, and it'll make for interesting study breaks

by the way, you stole this idea from me

but your sig is pretty solid

1. Why the hell are you studying in the middle of summer?

2. What idea?

3. Actually, the sig isn't solid at all, because I just realized you called me a "triple threat" yet only listed TWO qualities. What's the third?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I choose door #2. because smoking's bad for you. and you can just add to the webcam orgy, if there is one tonight.

[Towelie]

smoke a bowl!! and dont forget to bring a tow- a tow--- ahaha i have no idea whats going on, i am so high...

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Greg
stay home... now how do i see your webcam?

I dunno...I haven't taken the time to hook it up yet. I meant still shots. I think a live stream would crash my computer to hell.

[Greg]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
I dunno...I haven't taken the time to hook it up yet. I meant still shots. I think a live stream would crash my computer to hell.

well that's still pretty cool. as long as i can see those stills....

[OscarMurder]

well i'm doing option a, so i suggest that

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
1. Why the hell are you studying in the middle of summer?

2. What idea?

3. Actually, the sig isn't solid at all, because I just realized you called me a "triple threat" yet only listed TWO qualities. What's the third?

1. I have a practice MCAT tomorrow and I haven't gone to class in 2 weeks

2. The "What should i do?" poll. I did it before. It's not really original, I'm just a dick

3. The third threat is your impeccible sense of style

edit; if you stick around and hit 500, i'll hit 1000

[worldstheory]

I picked number two.

First of all, "smoking a bowl" is fucking idiotic. (Getting drunk is idiotic too, but not AS idiotic as smoking). And if you tried to make out with my mom, she would call the cops on your ass.

So it looks like your best choice is number two. And we'll all be here to cheer for you when you reach 500!

[neb nawoc]

GET CRUNKED UP!

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
3. The third threat is your impeccible sense of style



DID YOU HEAR THAT, EVERYONE? My "impeccible" sense of style...God, I fucking rule. \m/ :D

1000, eh? You're on!

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by worldstheory
I picked number two.

First of all, "smoking a bowl" is fucking idiotic. (Getting drunk is idiotic too, but not AS idiotic as smoking). And if you tried to make out with my mom, she would call the cops on your ass.

So it looks like your best choice is number two. And we'll all be here to cheer for you when you reach 500!


why is smoking idiotic

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by worldstheory
I picked number two.

First of all, "smoking a bowl" is fucking idiotic. (Getting drunk is idiotic too, but not AS idiotic as smoking). And if you tried to make out with my mom, she would call the cops on your ass.

So it looks like your best choice is number two. And we'll all be here to cheer for you when you reach 500!

Hey, that's enough sass out of you, babycakes. I don't need your fucking lecture.

And your mom didn't call the cops last night, bitch.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
DID YOU HEAR THAT, EVERYONE? My "impeccible" sense of style...God, I fucking rule. \m/ :D

1000, eh? You're on!

I spelled impeccable wrong

I can hit 1000 no problem, I have a million worthless things to say.

Many of those things involve swear words!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Ronin
Many of those things involve swear words!

They left me this c - c - c -oh fuck, they gave me this. FUCK!! ASS!!

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
Many of those things involve swear words!

FUCKIN' A RIGHT, THEY DO!

25 more to go...but I haven't started drinking yet. I think I'll keep you all updated on my progress. I'm going for a whole bottle, but I'm not even sure what I can handle, since I'm normally a beer girl. Half a bottle then?

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
why is smoking idiotic
Because every time you take a hit, all the veins and arteries in your body bug out to twice the width, severely lowering your blood pressure. This makes heart attacks/cardiac arrest a possibility. Also, when you're under the influence, your inhibitions are lowered and you are apt to do something fucking retarded that you'll regret later, possibly endangering the life of yourself or others. And there are long term effects too. It decreases creative imagination, and can cause sexual dysfunctions such as impotence or sterility. And believe it or not, (like cigarettes) marijuana has carcinogens that cause cancer.

Also, it's fucking illegal, and if you get caught, it can have outlandish legal consequences that you're probably not prepared to handle.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
They left me this c - c - c -oh fuck, they gave me this. FUCK!! ASS!!

You know what they say...people in glass houses s-s-sink ships.

My roommate and I used to randomly scream out "FUCK! ASS!" when we got bored. Los tiempos bueno.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
FUCKIN' A RIGHT, THEY DO!

25 more to go...but I haven't started drinking yet. I think I'll keep you all updated on my progress. I'm going for a whole bottle, but I'm not even sure what I can handle, since I'm normally a beer girl. Half a bottle then?

For some reason, I got big into drinking red wine this year at school.

Actually, I remember the reason. We were having a BBQ and my chef of a roommate said that red wine makes a good marinade. I promptly marinaded my liver in the cheapest bottle of wine at the liquor store.

I once drank two bottles, had a few beers, ate some shrimp, and puked the most disgusting red concoction you've ever seen

Fucking A

[hot damn!]

i am determined to bring back my chronicles of crunked.....

now i commence my search

[OscarMurder]

Originally posted by worldstheory
Because every time you take a hit, all the veins and arteries in your body bug out to twice the width, severely lowering your blood pressure. This makes heart attacks/cardiac arrest a possibility. Also, when you're under the influence, your inhibitions are lowered and you are apt to do something fucking retarded that you'll regret later, possibly endangering the life of yourself or others. And there are long term effects too. It decreases creative imagination, and can cause sexual dysfunctions such as impotence or sterility. And believe it or not, (like cigarettes) marijuana has carcinogens that cause cancer.

Also, it's fucking illegal, and if you get caught, it can have outlandish legal consequences that you're probably not prepared to handle.


thanks mom

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
You know what they say...people in glass houses s-s-sink ships.

My roommate and I used to randomly scream out "FUCK! ASS!" when we got bored. Los tiempos bueno.


Why don't you make like a tree.....and get the fffffuck outta here?

[Tom Foolery]

Bill: I stole crunk from you...and Mary J. Blige.

Colin: That's what you get for eating shrimp. And I believe this wine is white...although it's actually pink. I'm sure you follow.

Jerry: I could bust out Boondock quotes all fucking night long. Are you sure you wanna go there?

*I'll have a coke!*

Edit: I forgot to mention that this wine has not been chilled, so I'm drinking it out of a plastic cup with ice cubes. *CLASSY*!

[fezwik80]

so did u ever find the part in that movie for that avatar? not to nag but i was just wondering...

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Bill: I stole crunk from you...and Mary J. Blige.

Colin: That's what you get for eating shrimp. And I believe this wine is white...although it's actually pink. I'm sure you follow.

Jerry: I could bust out Boondock quotes all fucking night long. Are you sure you wanna go there?

*I'll have a coke!*

Edit: I forgot to mention that this wine has not been chilled, so I'm drinking it out of a plastic cup with ice cubes. *CLASSY*!

not to mention the best quote ever...

What the fook are you doing??

I'LL TIP HER!!!

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by fezwik80
so did u ever find the part in that movie for that avatar? not to nag but i was just wondering...

I kinda forgot all about it, and then remembered that I didn't like you much anyways. Maybe I'll make it tonight though, but probably not.

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by OscarMurder
thanks mom
You're welcome, son. Glad I could help.

(Hey, you asked!)

[Ronin]

This is moderately on topic

Here's me drinking wine in the snow.

How oh so Canadian.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
This is moderately on topic

Here's me drinking wine in the snow.

How oh so Canadian.

More importantly...which sign are you throwing up in that picture?


AND ARE YOU *BARBECUEING*? That is so fucking awesome.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
More importantly...which sign are you throwing up in that picture?


AND ARE YOU *BARBECUEING*? That is so fucking awesome.

Im the one with the toque on yo
represent

[Tom Foolery]

Werd.

Well it looks like I'm staying in tonight. Good choice, kids.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Werd.

Well it looks like I'm staying in tonight. Good choice, kids.

I just found a million pictures on my computer

request something

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
I just found a million pictures on my computer

request something

I want ass shots.

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
I kinda forgot all about it, and then remembered that I didn't like you much anyways. Maybe I'll make it tonight though, but probably not.


oh ok, thanks man!

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
I want ass shots.

No ass shots, sorry

But this guy is an ass

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
No ass shots, sorry

But this guy is an ass

He has asshole hair.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
He has asshole hair.

We're both 15 posts away

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
We're both 15 posts away

I noticed we're neck and neck. I'm gonna hit 500 before I ever get this bottle opened. :(

[Ronin]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
I noticed we're neck and neck. I'm gonna hit 500 before I ever get this bottle opened. :(

Get your mom to hoover it out

She could suck the chrome off a ball bearing

[kevin]

Colin, did the Weakerthans album work?

[Ronin]

Originally posted by kevin
Colin, did the Weakerthans album work?

yeah, the problem is that none of them have file extensions

i.e. i had to go put .mp3 after all of the titles

buts its solid

and on a side note, they're on the verge of going country, but i dig it

best song - One Great City!

[kevin]

Ya the country thing is kind of weird, but its still a cool album.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
Get your mom to hoover it out

She could suck the chrome off a ball bearing

Best post of the night.

[Tom Foolery]

I need this Weakerthans album. NOW.

And they were on the verge of country before anyway...

John Samson is the best lyricist I've seen.

Peter Jennings gave up his Canadian citizenship and is now an American.

I still can't get this bottle open.