favorite sexual position

[PhillyPunk]

favorite sexual position

[towhatend]

i love when the girl is in control

[evil zach]

dose the donkey punch count as a position?

[the_champ_is_here]

2nd one

[PhillyPunk]

Originally posted by towhatend
i love when the girl is in control

[PhillyPunk]

Originally posted by evil zach
dose the donkey punch count as a position?

hahahahh you are my fucking hero

[cantnokdahustle]

the chair is the best.

HOT CARL & dirty sanchez are good as well.

but sideways on the poll thingy.

[finch macbeth]

I'll be the first to say i'm a virgin... too bad there wasn't one where te hand was on the top, that's the only one i know.

[towhatend]

haha that s cool

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by evil zach
dose the donkey punch count as a position?
only when in georgia or hanging upside down. everybody knows that!

[towhatend]

donkey punch? are u nuts/?

[papathomas]

Originally posted by evil zach
dose the donkey punch count as a position? LMMFAOF. dats, laughin my motha fuckin ass off foo.

[cantnokdahustle]

Originally posted by towhatend
donkey punch? are u nuts/?


its better than a snowball.

[steve-0]

check out the Abe Lincoln or the Alaskan Fire Dragon. www.getoffended.com has literally thousands of those . check out those 2.

[Doolittle]

Originally posted by cantnokdahustle
its better than a snowball.

oh god, ew

[cantnokdahustle]

Originally posted by Doolittle
oh god, ew

i love clerks>

"dont suck any dick on the way to your car" (something like that)

[towhatend]

all this sex talk is making me horny

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by towhatend
all this sex talk is making me horny
way too much information. maybe you should head on over to the mastErbation thread.

[Doolittle]

Originally posted by towhatend
all this sex talk is making me horny

or as we liek to call it overly "friendly"

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

WOW. I'm the only one that abstains. I feel like such a tool of religion now. not like I have had any opportunities anyway, hehe.

[steve-0]

im a virgin as well by choice.

[DevilMayCare]

you dont have to be a virgin to be abstaining. you just have to make a conscious choice not to have sex.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
you dont have to be a virgin to be abstaining. you just have to make a conscious choice not to have sex.

ahhh..good point. I am an abstaining virgin, i guess you would say.....

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
ahhh..good point. I am an abstaining virgin, i guess you would say.....
would you have sex if it was offered to you? that sounds so bad but i am out of ways to say it any differently.

[devin]

Ok, as most people in this thread haven't had sex, I'll share a good one: the reverse cowgirl. Seriously, starting out in this position, there is such a wide range of motions. The girl can go all the way forward and thrust back. She can squat over you to control the rhythm and depth. Or she can lay back and slide up and down you, my favorite.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by devin
Ok, as most people in this thread haven't had sex, I'll share a good one: the reverse cowgirl. Seriously, starting out in this position, there is such a wide range of motions. The girl can go all the way forward and thrust back. She can squat over you to control the rhythm and depth. Or she can lay back and slide up and down you, my favorite.

Listen to the man. He speaks the truth.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
would you have sex if it was offered to you? that sounds so bad but i am out of ways to say it any differently.

As much as I can I want to abstain from sex till I'm married. And its been my belief to be like that for the longest time. but like if Jessica Alba or Rachael Leigh Cook (like that is bound to happen)was right there wanting sex, I would definately have to think about that...

[DevilMayCare]

would you marry a woman who wasnt a virgin?

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
would you marry a woman who wasnt a virgin?

yeah I would. Like if I really loved her enough to marry her, nothing could stop me from marrying her. but honestly it would be nice to give our virginity away to each other as husband and wife, ya know...

[DevilMayCare]

But what if it sucked? what if you had absolutely no sexual chemistry? being physical with one another is a large part of being married to someone and i doubt that if you want to abstain from sex until marriage, you would be one to condone (much less participate in) an open marriage.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
But what if it sucked? what if you had absolutely no sexual chemistry? being physical with one another is a large part of being married to someone and i doubt that if you want to abstain from sex until marriage, you would be one to condone (much less participate in) an open marriage.

wow. that is a good point. bit yeah, I'm still unsure. I'm a big believer in the notion that "love can conquer all" even horrible sex, I guess...

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
I'm a big believer in the notion that "love can conquer all" even horrible sex, I guess...
that is so going into my sig

[devin]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
But what if it sucked? what if you had absolutely no sexual chemistry? being physical with one another is a large part of being married to someone and i doubt that if you want to abstain from sex until marriage, you would be one to condone (much less participate in) an open marriage.

I completely agree that the physical side of a relationship is extremely important. If you remove that from the equation, you're essentially good friends.

My problem with most people who claim they'll abstain until marriage is that they only want to abstain from vaginal intercourse. I'm convinced their nights are full of dry humping and oral sex. Maybe that doesn't mean you're not a virgin, but the purity is sure as hell gone.


http://www.technicalvirgin.com

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by DevilMayCare
that is so going into my sig

haha...AWESOME!

[DevilMayCare]

Originally posted by devin
I completely agree that the physical side of a relationship is extremely important. If you remove that from the equation, you're essentially good friends.

My problem with most people who claim they'll abstain until marriage is that they only want to abstain from vaginal intercourse. I'm convinced their nights are full of dry humping and oral sex. Maybe that doesn't mean you're not a virgin, but the purity is sure as hell gone.


http://www.technicalvirgin.com
a) saying that only vaginal intercourse counts as "sexual relations" is just like clinton said he didnt have sexual relations with that woman, miss lewinsky. no, they didnt have sex, she just sucked him dry.

b) that site is hilarious.

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

Originally posted by devin
I completely agree that the physical side of a relationship is extremely important. If you remove that from the equation, you're essentially good friends.

My problem with most people who claim they'll abstain until marriage is that they only want to abstain from vaginal intercourse. I'm convinced their nights are full of dry humping and oral sex. Maybe that doesn't mean you're not a virgin, but the purity is sure as hell gone.


http://www.technicalvirgin.com

ahahhaha...that website is awesome! Under creative date ideas one of them says "MARIA F., Zebulon, GA
When I started dating, boys always expected me to have intercourse with them. I knew I couldn't resist the peer pressure alone, so now I double-date with my pal Shelly. Now when boys pressure us for sex, we say "no" together – then satisfy them by putting on a hot girl-girl show in the back seat." haha!

[RUFiOOOOOOO]

ahhhh, Devin I am forever in your debt for showing us that http://www.technicalvirgin.com site. that site is funny as shit. I just saw the 2 TV commercials and its just great stuff. haha.

[punked78]

Originally posted by towhatend
i love when the girl is in control

me too

[worldstheory]

Originally posted by RUFiOOOOOOO
As much as I can I want to abstain from sex till I'm married. And its been my belief to be like that for the longest time. but like if Jessica Alba or Rachael Leigh Cook (like that is bound to happen)was right there wanting sex, I would definately have to think about that...
I am in total agreement with RUFiOOOOOOO.

I completely agree that the physical side of a relationship is extremely important. If you remove that from the equation, you're essentially good friends.
The way I see it, once you're married, you're tied down to having sex with only one person for the rest of your life. But if you have a history of having played the field, it's gonna make it soooo much harder to be with only one person. It's my personal belief that that's what accounts for the astronomical divorce rates (I can't find any statistics to back that up, but I can't find any that disprove it either).

My belief in abstinence is partially because of my faith. But faith isn't going to make a good argument for anyone who doesn't have the same beliefs as me. So I'll put it in these terms:

Having sex (any kind of sex, not just intercourse) is about the single most intimate thing you can do with a person. And to have had an intimate sexual relationship with someone and later be forced to call it quits, that seems like a tragedy, that for me, would probably scar me very deeply.

So if you save it for the person you marry, you won't be forced to call it quits, and spare yourself the pain.

[worldstheory]

Oh yeah, and to answer the original question, I imagine that I'll like the "cowgirl" position really well.

[devin]

First, I mentioned the reverse cowgirl. The regular cowgirl is your ordinary girl on top position.

My opinions on sex have changed greatly over the years. I used to feel that it was very special and should be saved for people you love (not necessarily your spouse). At this point, I don't think it's all that intimate. I mean, I find holding hands or sleeping together (not fucking) much more intimate. But I respect everyone's opinion on the matter.

[neverselected]

i like the one where the guy flings the poo off his dick into the girls mouth then she rubs her vagina while munching on the poo.....

[theused_FSF]

i like both sitting up

[PhillyPunk]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
i like both sitting up

man i think thats so uncomfortable

[EmoMoose86]

i like when i'm upside down... but slowly moving northward... and she's on her side- facing east... slowly doing a cartwheel...

SPACE SEX!

[cantnokdahustle]

Originally posted by worldstheory

Having sex (any kind of sex, not just intercourse) is about the single most intimate thing you can do with a person. And to have had an intimate sexual relationship with someone and later be forced to call it quits, that seems like a tragedy, that for me, would probably scar me very deeply.


i married the first (and only) person i've had sex with.

we did it (many times) before marriage, yous guys have to know that you can share everything together otherwise it is all fucked(pardon the pun).

and
1) the most intimate thing you can share with the person you love is have a child.
and
2) having a conversation where your not just waiting for your turn to talk.

oh......um we have been together since 5th grade.

[fake empire]

doggy style

[J.C.]

Need a new poll. There have been so many positions created since '03.

[vandalroyale]

ha-- back from the dead

[secretemily]

wow what a bump.

[anamericangod]

Surprised to see that virgin is winning this poll.

Actually, no I'm not.

[SonEric84]

I was wondering what was up with all the old users until I saw the dates.

[uponthosestars]

doggy style
I'm all about this.

[NationalProduct]

as many as possible... =)

[uponthosestars]

variety is definitely essential.. keep it interesting , ha

[TheDemosRock]

wow, i didn't even realize this was a bump.
girl on top

[12:46AM]

Nice bump.

[JesusV2]

AP didn't care what anyone thought back in the day

Doggy gets it for me

[Casey's Dad]

reverse cowgirl without a doubt

[open mind]

there are to many variations on each for one to be obviously superior.

[WishYouAway]

I was partial to missionary for the longest time, but I'm really starting to dig doggy lately.

I thought I'd be stoked on girl on top, but I think there's got to be a really good rhythm for it to work like it should. I just don't have the patience.

[open mind]

I was partial to missionary for the longest time, but I'm really starting to dig doggy lately.

I thought I'd be stoked on girl on top, but I think there's got to be a really good rhythm for it to work like it should. I just don't have the patience.

you're 16 and probably banging "women" with misquito bites.

[Adrian Villagomez]

Variety is the spice of sex.

[12:46AM]

Variety is the spice of sex.
Dammit, I've been using Oregano this whole time.

[wroteurname]

I was surprised no one said anal/there was a 22 year old virgin till I saw this was 5 years old.

[williek311]

reverse cowgirl without a doubt

What I was about to post.

[TheDemosRock]

you're 16 and probably banging "women" with misquito bites.
A) Being 16 doesn't mean fucking 16 year old girls.
B) You'd be surprised what girls in our demographic look like

[TheDemosRock]

I was surprised no one said anal/there was a 22 year old virgin till I saw this was 5 years old.
I was gonna mention the 22-year-old virgin, but decided against it because he clearly no longer posts here and it's only cool to see them retaliate.

[kaycey]

Mississippi bird bath: Filling your partners mouth with kool-aid and dipping your ball sack in and out

[kaycey]

Strawberry Shortcake: While fucking a girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. When she turns around, cum on her face and punch her in the nose and scream, "STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE, BITCH!" The blood mixes with the semen and it looks like strawberry sauce.

[J.C.]

the fetal position

:-(

[lightupthesky]

the fetal position

:-(
:-|

[theguilt engine]

jesus this is a fucking old thread.

missionary or girl on top for me.

[billyboatkid]

Doggy or reverse cowgirl.

Reverse cowgirl is so hawt.

[fake empire]

variety is definitely essential.. keep it interesting , ha

ohh baby

[DJscratchNsniff]

The Snowmobile - Usually refers to a situation where a male is "doing" a female from behind at the top of a flight of stairs. Just before ejaculating, he pushes his partner's arms out from under her, and rides her down the stairs.


this

[lightupthesky]

this
:blink::shake:

[DJscratchNsniff]

:blink::shake:
haha, kidding of course. i'm with whoever said "a variety."

[crit]

Variety is the spice of life but doggy is the best spice there is.

[DJscratchNsniff]

hahaha...i prefer either her laying down on her stomach, and from behind, or her on the side of the bed, legs up. aw yeah.

[J.C.]

The Beached Dolphin:
One of the most questionable of all sex acts, this term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.

it's better down where it's wetter, under the seeeeeeeeeeea

[lightupthesky]

haha, kidding of course. i'm with whoever said "a variety."
don't act like you don't want to try it

[eraserhead]

I am partial to girl on top.

[lightupthesky]

Variety is the spice of life but doggy is the best spice there is.

maybe it's because the only guy i've ever fucked was not well-endowed, but doggy does nothing for me except present the opportunity for surprise buttsex :-(

[DJscratchNsniff]

don't act like you don't want to try it
dont act like YOU dont want to try it.

[lightupthesky]

dont act like YOU dont want to try it.
hahahah, if i could assume the role of the male. fuck sliding down the stairs naked on your stomach...

[DJscratchNsniff]

hahahah, if i could assume the role of the male. fuck sliding down the stairs naked on your stomach...
get a sled?

[lightupthesky]

get a sled?
noted

[crit]

maybe it's because the only guy i've ever fucked was not well-endowed, but doggy does nothing for me except present the opportunity for surprise buttsex :-(
Are you saying that you are open to the idea of surprise buttsex?

[lightupthesky]

Are you saying that you are open to the idea of surprise buttsex?
wow, i did kind of word it that way, but au contraire. it's the worst thing ever :shudder:

[LV03]

i dont understand whats so great about reverse cowgirl.

[crit]

wow, i did kind of word it that way, but au contraire. it's the worst thing ever :shudder:
Heartbreaker.

[anamericangod]

i dont understand whats so great about reverse cowgirl.

http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/doing_it_wrong_bike.jpg

[lightupthesky]

Heartbreaker.
anything but surprise buttsex!
also, congrats on finally beating me ;-)

[fake empire]

maybe it's because the only guy i've ever fucked was not well-endowed, but doggy does nothing for me except present the opportunity for surprise buttsex :-(

sounds like he was doin it wrong

[youareallfreaks]

not fucking you like a dog. it's the style

[crit]

anything but surprise buttsex!
also, congrats on finally beating me ;-)
Haha, thanks. I look forward to winning this new game as well.

[RecordNostalgia]

if you're not hitting at least 3/4 of the major categories, you better watch your ass because you're probably getting boring.

[lightupthesky]

Haha, thanks. I look forward to winning this new game as well.
i'll try to go easy on you, just because we're friends.

[lightupthesky]

sounds like he was doin it wrong
the truth

[fake empire]

the truth

you need a real man to show you how it's done hahah

[Sal]

Doggy-style...but with the girl laying down on her stomach = Amazing

[WishYouAway]

you're 16 and probably banging "women" with misquito bites.


hooray for shitty assumptions based on age.

[DaveZeroZero]

Dave doesn't get any.

It's understandable, isn't it?

[MarsEatWorld]

doggy

[Mіскэуу-*]

Me on top :) i like being in control

[lightupthesky]

you need a real man to show you how it's done hahah
you're on a roll

[Deadbolt01]

Me on top :) i like being in control
woah.

Anyways, virgin. Fair enough at my age, right? Or should I have had it already? See they should tell me these kind of things at school.

[Cliff Diver]

when my cock is between her titties

[humanafterall]

I'm all about this.
Hi, nice to meet you.

[12:46AM]

Staff should move this thread to PL.

[lbc182]

dose the donkey punch count as a position?

Zapperrr!

[lbc182]

check out the Abe Lincoln or the Alaskan Fire Dragon. www.getoffended.com has literally thousands of those . check out those 2.

haha. Where are all the positions listed? I always laugh how ridiculous all these are. I dont see em on this site.

[lbc182]

Why would anyone abstain? I don't get it. I'm not saying to be a whore but jeez....

[Andypeebs]

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it?

[MarsEatWorld]

Staff should move this thread to PL.
They have the exact same thread over there. hahaha

[jagermeister]

getting a BJ obviously.

[fake empire]

you're on a roll

lemme roll you over

[oldwirehands]

i abstain

[TheDemosRock]

why bother abstaining?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

why bother abstaining?
Because it sounds better than the reality which more often than not is "Couldn't get it so I give up...err, abstain"

[nonamesleft]

Lol

[lightupthesky]

lemme roll you over
oh...

[fake empire]

oh...

yea I thought you might like that

[TheDemosRock]

Because it sounds better than the reality which more often than not is "Couldn't get it so I give up...err, abstain"haha you'd think people woudl just not post..

[Prestonxsmith]

I abstain because I am sXe! Yeah!

but not really

[uponthosestars]

Hi, nice to meet you.
haha, hi

[uponthosestars]

ohh baby
haha

[BigAl]

You guys and girls should look up "face-sitting."

Hilarious.

[zubinmoosa]

Cowgirl FTW!

[TheDemosRock]

You guys and girls should look up "face-sitting."

Hilarious.I'm pretty sure anyone familiar with any porn ever has already seen this.

[COTA]

Doggy-style...but with the girl laying down on her stomach = Amazing

This.

[fake empire]

haha

;-)

[uponthosestars]

;-)

I'm glad you agree variety is definitely needed. Boring sex sucks after awhile even if it's not necessarily bad sex

I'm making myself sound so experienced.. I wouldn't say that's the case but the people I've been with have been very different

[fake empire]

I'm glad you agree variety is definitely needed. Boring sex sucks after awhile even if it's not necessarily bad sex

I'm making myself sound so experienced.. I wouldn't say that's the case but the people I've been with have been very different

True
If people want a relationship to last they need to be willing to do more than like 2 positions

[uponthosestars]

True
If people want a relationship to last they need to be willing to do more than like 2 positions

yeah, there's definitely always a need to go back to favorites.. I mean you like what you like. .but it has to be something you're on the same page about

[fake empire]

yeah, there's definitely always a need to go back to favorites.. I mean you like what you like. .but it has to be something you're on the same page about

Well it appears that we are on the same page

[eraserhead]

My girlfriend right now likes rough sex. It fucking rules.

[fake empire]

My girlfriend right now likes rough sex. It fucking rules.

Hawt!

[uponthosestars]

Well it appears that we are on the same page


nice, me and the person I am seeing agree on basically everything it's fantastic.

[uponthosestars]

rough is good, sometimes but not always.. I made the mistake of saying I liked it rough and then finally had to say... not all the time everytime, hah

[fake empire]

nice, me and the person I am seeing agree on basically everything it's fantastic.

hahahh nice

[uponthosestars]

hahahh nice

yeah, I think because we're really open with each other and talk about these things it makes it better. Some people are just too shy about it and that's just boring

[fake empire]

yeah, I think because we're really open with each other and talk about these things it makes it better. Some people are just too shy about it and that's just boring

nice letz have a threesome

[uponthosestars]

nice letz have a threesome
haha oh he'd love to have one with me and my twin sister! I'm not sure he'd be down for one with a guy haha

[fake empire]

haha oh he'd love to have one with me and my twin sister! I'm not sure he'd be down for one with a guy haha

haha i think you should have one with your twin sister

[uponthosestars]

haha i think you should have one with your twin sister
ahh no I'd rather not be sharing a guy with my sister of all people.. I mean we're related.. it's not like a girl who's not my sister who I'd possible kiss or something.. it's my sister ewww weird

[J.C.]

Swap AIM screennames and go cyber already.

[fake empire]

ahh no I'd rather not be sharing a guy with my sister of all people.. I mean we're related.. it's not like a girl who's not my sister who I'd possible kiss or something.. it's my sister ewww weird

that's a fantasy a lot of guys have

Swap AIM screennames and go cyber already.

you wanna join in??

[uponthosestars]

hah no thank you

[uponthosestars]

that's a fantasy a lot of guys have



you wanna join in??


yeah it is.. some guys just love twins..

[fake empire]

:jackoff:

[uponthosestars]

hah. oh geeze

[EyesOfMadness]

Pegging!

[TheDemosRock]

Swap AIM screennames and go cyber already.hahahaha i was gonna say this.

PS: is it just me or does she look older than 19?

/creeper

[uponthosestars]

hahahaha i was gonna say this.

PS: is it just me or does she look older than 19?

/creeper

I usually get that I look younger .. it must be just that picture

[fake empire]

hahahaha i was gonna say this.

PS: is it just me or does she look older than 19?

/creeper

ya she does

[uponthosestars]

interesting..
do I look 19 here..
http://i44.tinypic.com/2upz2it.jpg
because that was taken yesterday

[fake empire]

you look 13 there

[uponthosestars]

you look 13 there
hah exactly.

[fake empire]

ah well the younger the better

[uponthosestars]

gross.

[fake empire]

Just kidding hahaha

[uponthosestars]

I'd hope so geeze. we've gotten so far off topic in this thread :X oops

[fake empire]

Indeed. So anyway reverse cowgirl is another personal favorite of mine

[BigAl]

I'm pretty sure anyone familiar with any porn ever has already seen this.

Either way, I think it's funny.

[TheDemosRock]

I usually get that I look younger .. it must be just that pictureYep, you're right.

interesting..
do I look 19 here..
http://i44.tinypic.com/2upz2it.jpg
because that was taken yesterdayThis one looks better, yep.
Cool.

(you're really pretty btw, just thought I'd throw that out there.)

/creeper x2

[BigAl]

doggy

Hey oh!

[uponthosestars]

Yep, you're right.

This one looks better, yep.
Cool.

(you're really pretty btw, just thought I'd throw that out there.)

/creeper x2

apparently I look 13, haha whatever.
but thanks it's not that creepy I mean I did post a picture of myself on the internet.. it's basically calling for something creepy at times

[SilverStar89]

Abstaining virgin.

[EyesOfMadness]

Abstaining slut*

[SilverStar89]

I'm becoming a nun.

And Jesus does not appreciate you calling me a whore.

[EyesOfMadness]

I didn't call you a whore, I called you a slut...slut.

[SilverStar89]

I guess I should stop denying the truth.

Huuuuuge slut right here.

[SandManTEND13]

i like being on bottom :P

[TheDemosRock]

sandman is a winner

[TheDemosRock]

sandman is a winner

[Rawrr]

The Tara.

[gnarly sky]

Swap AIM screennames and go cyber already.

lmfao.

[WFUJerseyJon]

girl on top. basic and fun.

[timbedinosaur]

Dutch Rudder

[Alex Djaferis]

holy nostalgia. old thread.

[lilRIPsta]

reverse cowgirl ftw

[silentstar1134]

its better than a snowball.

I heard you leik mudkips....lol
2nd one

[DriftwoodMerch]

reverse cowgirl ftw

Fa sho.

[anamericangod]

interesting..
do I look 19 here..
http://i44.tinypic.com/2upz2it.jpg
because that was taken yesterday

I thought you had to be 13 at least to join AP?

jk jk

[silentstar1134]

If I was single I'd hit it. :wave:

[lightupthesky]

yea I thought you might like that
you have no idea

[DriftwoodMerch]

If I was single I'd hit it. :wave:

It's not cheating if it's a different area code.

[silentstar1134]

It's not cheating if it's a different area code.

lol for realz?

[DriftwoodMerch]

lol for realz?
According to Stifler, nope.

[Lueda Alia]

I made up my own choice: all of them. And clearly, my one vote means a lot more than any of yours. :celebrate:

[silentstar1134]

I had sex in a car in a crowded parking lot once. The girl kept telling me they couldn't see cuz of the tinted windows but I think it was pretty noticeable lol

[DriftwoodMerch]

I had sex in the dressing room of Victoria Secret once. When we came out, everyone clapped. Oh god, that was hilarious.

[apoemtothedead]

I had sex in the dressing room of Victoria Secret once. When we came out, everyone clapped. Oh god, that was hilarious.
Cool guy alert.

[Lueda Alia]

I think this belongs here.

[themadsilentist]

When I was in high school, one of the better places to go and drink (or...whatever) at night was the graveyard, which also happened to be adjacent to a parking lot where people would go to park and hook up. Whenever we were out there and came across a car that was obviously...occupied, we'd all run around it screaming bloody murder.

Fun times.
And I never, ever went out there once I was old enough to be hooking up in a car.

[Lueda Alia]

Cool guy alert.
Hey, it happens. I'm sorry you're not a cool person. People always clap when they find out that I just had sex.

[apoemtothedead]

Hey, it happens. I'm sorry you're not a cool person. People always clap when they find out that I just had sex.
Probably just Tristan showing his appreciation.

[Lueda Alia]

Probably just Tristan showing his appreciation.
Only for my happiness. He could tell that Alyssa and I had a good time!

[silentstar1134]

I think this belongs here.

How did this happen? you must be magical haha

[DriftwoodMerch]

Cool guy alert.
I love when people feel the need to be an ass online.

[silentstar1134]

I love when people feel the need to be an ass online.

not in relation to this person, but I enjoy telling off 13-16 year old kids like its my job on ap

[Lueda Alia]

How did this happen? you must be magical haha
Of course I am. :-)

[silentstar1134]

Of course I am. :-)

I knew it ;-)

[DaveZeroZero]

I had sex in a car in a crowded parking lot once. The girl kept telling me they couldn't see cuz of the tinted windows but I think it was pretty noticeable lol
It depends on how firm your suspension was.

I had sex in the dressing room of Victoria Secret once. When we came out, everyone clapped. Oh god, that was hilarious.
Did you ring your sex gong? Either way, flawless win.

[piglet]

I almost crapped my pants during sex.

[kwsqd]

you were wearing pants?

[pilot_light_out]

"she's the only woman i've ever made love to with my pants completely off"

[uponthosestars]

I thought you had to be 13 at least to join AP?

jk jk
oh thanks.. haha I get that I'm younger than I am all the time.. but 13 really hah

[ouroboros85]

i haven't had sex in almost 2 years... no applause needed...

[DaveZeroZero]

i haven't had sex in almost 2 years... no applause needed...
:appl:

[MarsEatWorld]

i haven't had sex in almost 2 years... no applause needed...
Your avatar makes up for it.

[ouroboros85]

Your avatar makes up for it.
why thank you. makes me feel much better. you would think that outfit would make the women come a runnin but nope.

[4N6 science]

Where the hell is the pile driver.

I knew this had to be an incredibly old thread.

[anamericangod]

oh thanks.. haha I get that I'm younger than I am all the time.. but 13 really hah

Nah you're not that bad.

[spansen]

girl on top.

but i'm ok with anything.

[MarsEatWorld]

why thank you. makes me feel much better. you would think that outfit would make the women come a runnin but nope.
You are hanging around the wrong girls.

[ouroboros85]

You are hanging around the wrong girls.
ha believe me, it's a curse of mine that my friends even clearly recognize. i must have done something horribly wrong in my past life

[MarsEatWorld]

ha believe me, it's a curse of mine that my friends even clearly recognize. i must have done something horribly wrong in my past life
Hahahaha.
I'm sorry.

[punk shawn]

I'm down with it all!



...but I do love me some doggy style.

[DejaNew]

is anybody else uncomfortable with the lights on?

[DejaNew]

I'm down with it all!



...but I do love me some doggy style.
HOLY SHIT DUDE! whats that game in your avatar? i havent played that forever!

[punk shawn]

HOLY SHIT DUDE! whats that game in your avatar? i havent played that forever!

Ski Free.

[Adrian Villagomez]

is anybody else uncomfortable with the lights on?I make sure some light is on.

[DaveZeroZero]

I make sure some light is on.
But only to make sure that she doesn't turn into a werewolf half way through and gore your throat.

[Maxwell]

is anybody else uncomfortable with the lights on?

im uncomfortable without some form of light on.

[JJJ]

I make sure some light is on.

always.

[baazghar]

girl on top... thats the most favourite postion for girls n guys n its getting popular... :)

[BJW7191]

wow... forgot about this

[Trevor Sostarich]

The one where my penis goes into the vagina.

[phil19]

iwhile im a fan of all those, i prefer it when the girl is on top.

[andrew4045]

iwhile im a fan of all those, i prefer it when the girl is on top.

that is of course if she knows what she's doing

[phil19]

that is of course if she knows what she's doing

this is true

[bigblue2015]

The one where my penis goes into the vagina.

This one.

[vampirekitten]

yeah i like to be in the middle or on the top . . . unless he can top me right

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah i like to be in the middle or on the top . . . unless he can top me right
In the middle?

[SgtSmegma]

dose the donkey punch count as a position?

I lawled.

[SgtSmegma]

In the middle?

She's obviously a fan of double penetration.

[DaveZeroZero]

She's obviously a fan of double penetration.
Who couldn't be?

[SgtSmegma]

Who couldn't be?

Shockingly, when I propose it to my sexual partners they often have looks of disgust and nausea on their faces.

[kwsqd]

Shockingly, when I propose it to my sexual partners they often have looks of disgust and nausea on their faces.
why would you want to plow some girl with another dude?

[SLOWPOKE LOPEZ]

naked on naked

[SgtSmegma]

why would you want to plow some girl with another dude?

I was trying to convey sarcasm in reply to the previous reply to my original response.

[DaveZeroZero]

Shockingly, when I propose it to my sexual partners they often have looks of disgust and nausea on their faces.
You know how to cure the look of nausea and disgust?

Put a dick in their mouth.

[SgtSmegma]

You know how to cure the look of nausea and disgust?

Put a dick in their mouth.

What about the other one?

[DaveZeroZero]

What about the other one?
Put that wherever you want, but it's not going to take that look off their face nearly as effectively.

[MarsEatWorld]

sideways is amazing found that out last weekend

[JTrain12]

african squat thrust!

[trappedintime]

Not many choices here but I'll go with the first.