Make a rap about yourself best rap wins

[Patrick]

everyone is in the rap mode so i thought what teh fuck ill join the fun so best rap wins

[neverselected]

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo



do i win?

[punked78]

FUCK RAP!

it fuckin sux!

[punked78]

Originally posted by neverselected
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo



do i win?

haha! good one

[Greg]

Originally posted by neverselected
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo



do i win?



dude that could be on mtv it's so good!

[neverselected]

50 cent was my inspiration for that one

[punked78]

Originally posted by neverselected
50 cent was my inspiration for that one

how did I know?

[ms y o o n]

i expect more from you guys

[GREENatarisDAY]

yea i guess ill try this, i personally dont like rap but my friend and i do this all the time for fun

another day i sit on this chair
another way to tell em i dont care
look at me, id hate to be ignored
thats why im always going on these message boards
listening to people moan about there heart break
why dont you go listen to some more less than jake
come back talking about some chick name jen
i dont care about who what where or when




aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh i cant believe i just did that
but hey i gave it a shot

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by GREENatarisDAY
yea i guess ill try this, i personally dont like rap but my friend and i do this all the time for fun

another day i sit on this chair
another way to tell em i dont care
look at me, id hate to be ignored
thats why im always going on these message boards
listening to people moan about there heart break
why dont you go listen to some more less than jake
come back talking about some chick name jen
i dont care about who what where or when




aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh i cant believe i just did that
but hey i gave it a shot

who are you??

[Greg]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
who are you??

i've seen him around... not recently though

[BrandNewDream]

my friend and i do this all the time for fun
[/B]

yup...me and my friends used to all the time, too...well, here goes

here i am, postin on this forum
lookin around at my room decorum
readin posts from people like mrs. skiba
bitch is crazy, needs to calm down and smoke some cheeba
fucks around too much, thinkin she's on my intelligence level
you think you could beat someone they compare to the devil?


fuck...writers block...i quit

[Patrick]

Originally posted by neverselected
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo



do i win?
hahaha ill give it another hour

[Patrick]

Originally posted by BrandNewDream
my friend and i do this all the time for fun


yup...me and my friends used to all the time, too...well, here goes

here i am, postin on this forum
lookin around at my room decorum
readin posts from people like mrs. skiba
bitch is crazy, needs to calm down and smoke some cheeba
fucks around too much, thinkin she's on my intelligence level
you think you could beat someone they compare to the devil?


fuck...writers block...i quit [/B]
I didnt feel that i didnt see any ryhmes Sp but its ok

[BrandNewRock05]

OK, here is a rap by your's truley, White Chocolate

Yo yo yo yo! Whats up New York City! Where all the motha fuckers at in da ho-use? Bitches and hoes! Bitches and hoes. My dick is as long as a 30 foot hose. I'll jizz in your mouth and all smack your fat ass. And I just do this to be rich and famous, give me the cash! Suck my dick bitch! I dont give a fuck what your momma said. I do a line of blow off your ass in my king size bed. Rollin on 20's, smoking blunts everyday. Bangin every honey, shoot the cops that get in the way. I drink Cristal like you drink Aquafina. I grab a pistal and cap that little bambina. Bitches and hoes! I give you a bloody nose. Suck my dick motha fucka. Yo yo yo yo! NYC give it up!

[Patrick]

ok here is my rap
My name is patrick yoyoyo,
I came to AP to chill yoyo,
I dont have that much of a life yoyo,
But i kill people with a knife yoyo,

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
ok here is my rap
My name is patrick yoyoyo,
I came to AP to chill yoyo,
I dont have that much of a life yoyo,
But i kill people with a knife yoyo,
my rap pwns yours

[Patrick]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
my rap pwns yours
yes it does

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
yes it does
who is winning so far?

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
OK, here is a rap by your's truley, White Chocolate

Yo yo yo yo! Whats up New York City! Where all the motha fuckers at in da ho-use? Bitches and hoes! Bitches and hoes. My dick is as long as a 30 foot hose. I'll jizz in your mouth and all smack your fat ass. And I just do this to be rich and famous, give me the cash! Suck my dick bitch! I dont give a fuck what your momma said. I do a line of blow off your ass in my king size bed. Rollin on 20's, smoking blunts everyday. Bangin every honey, shoot the cops that get in the way. I drink Cristal like you drink Aquafina. I grab a pistal and cap that little bambina. Bitches and hoes! I give you a bloody nose. Suck my dick motha fucka. Yo yo yo yo! NYC give it up!
thats just sick

[the1spaz]

i like to get myself off
but i'd rather someone help
cuz helping is hotter
than trying by yourself

handjobs or blow jobs are cool
but i prefer the sex
so i just call up a prostitute
which usually runs me low on checks

she asks how i want it
and i say whatever you want
they we go at it like rabbits
but slow down to look a little nonchalant

the moral of this rap
is for us to masturbate
because it will prevent pregnancy
which should make us all feel great

[AtTheDriveIn.]

***** ***** niggaz, bitch azz niggaz, you ain't shit cuz i be rollin on dubs, sippin crystal with this big bootie hoez lyke whoa, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK COCK SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thats the best i can do yo.

[Patrick]

Originally posted by the1spaz
i like to get myself off
but i'd rather someone help
cuz helping is hotter
she asks how i want it
than trying by yourself

handjobs or blow jobs are cool
but i prefer the sex
so i just call up a prostitute
which usually runs me low on checks

and i say whatever you want
they we go at it like rabbits
but slow down to look a little nonchalant

the moral of this rap
is for us to masturbate
because it will prevent pregnancy
which should make us all feel great

Once again i do not see any ryming SP

[Patrick]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
who is winning so far?
I was feeling your brand new rock but i didnt catch any ryming in there

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
Once again i do not see any ryming SP
so i am winning!

and hannah, thats rap, you gotta live with it

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
I was feeling your brand new rock but i didnt catch any ryming in there
the beggining line doesnt rhyme, and thats all. but the rest rhymes. read it again

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
so i am winning!

and hannah, thats rap, you gotta live with it
its sad i know


i dont think rap HAS to rhyme
if its lame and sucky maybe thats RAP
and the way you sing it.. i mean rap it!

[Greg]

here we go...


yo yo yo i hate my life.
is it wrong i want a wife?
i play my guitar.
i know ill go far.
come with me girl.
ill show you the world.
ill show you what loves about.
now its time to fade out....

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
OK, here is a rap by your's truley, White Chocolate

Yo yo yo yo! Whats up New York City! Where all the motha fuckers at in da ho-use? Bitches and hoes! Bitches and hoes. My dick is as long as a 30 foot hose. I'll jizz in your mouth and all smack your fat ass. And I just do this to be rich and famous, give me the cash! Suck my dick bitch! I dont give a fuck what your momma said. I do a line of blow off your ass in my king size bed. Rollin on 20's, smoking blunts everyday. Bangin every honey, shoot the cops that get in the way. I drink Cristal like you drink Aquafina. I grab a pistal and cap that little bambina. Bitches and hoes! I give you a bloody nose. Suck my dick motha fucka. Yo yo yo yo! NYC give it up!
look i will point out every rhyme. hoes and hose, ass and cash (If I slur it when I say it, it counts), mamma said and king size bed, 20's and honey, everyday and get in the way, cristal and pistal (piss-tahl), aquafina and bambina, hoes and nose.

[Patrick]

ok i have another one
wow shit, can i got a little bit
You need a blunt so i can get up in your cunt,
we will do it all night, ill bang you so hard that you will lose your sight,
Thats ok cause u dont need your sight any way cause i will be ass raping you forever and ever unless the hulk will save you and he wont cause its like hes in a satanic cult yo yo

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
ok i have another one
wow shit, can i got a little bit
You need a blunt so i can get up in your cunt,
we will do it all night, ill bang you so hard that you will lose your sight,
Thats ok cause u dont need your sight any way cause i will be ass raping you forever and ever unless the hulk will save you and he wont cause its like hes in a satanic cult yo yo
meh, its ok. mine is still better. come on, "ill do a line of blow off your ass in my king size bed" thats classic.

[Greg]

FINE!!! just ignore mine....:mad:




EMO:( SAD

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Greg
FINE!!! just ignore mine....:mad:




EMO:( SAD
just stick with morrisey, rap isnt your cup of tea
hey i did it again! damn im good

[Patrick]

Originally posted by Greg
here we go...


yo yo yo i hate my life.
is it wrong i want a wife?
i play my guitar.
i know ill go far.
come with me girl.
ill show you the world.
ill show you what loves about.
now its time to fade out....
thats good i didnt notice it a first but its good

[Patrick]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
just stick with morrisey, rap isnt your cup of tea
hey i did it again! damn im good
ya greg your to much of a lover to do rap

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
just stick with morrisey, rap isnt your cup of tea
hey i did it again! damn im good

you're a secret rap artist!

and greg that was more of a.... song i guess

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
thats good i didnt notice it a first but its good
he left out the bitches and hoes

[nostalgia]

BITCHING

HO'ING

KILLING

DRUGGING

BLING BLINGING

IT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

BITCH.

YO

ASSING

BOOTYING

GANGSTA'ING

RAPPING

BITCH.

IT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

YO.

[Greg]

i know i suck. i was bored and made it up on the spot. i just wanted make sure i wasnt ignored as ususal.

[Patrick]

Originally posted by Greg
i know i suck. i was bored and made it up on the spot. i just wanted make sure i wasnt ignored as ususal.
your not ignored i think you post so much that people tend to look past your posts

[AtTheDriveIn.]

my rap is superior to everyone.

[Patrick]

30 more minutes until i decide the winner

[Patrick]

yo my name is p a t r i c k is that ok? and no i aint gay,
so you wanna fuck with me, ill tie your ass to a tree,
then ass rape you, and tape your honkey ass to the tree,
make sure you feel it for life, cause i took a nife and cut off your dick,
yo i cut off his dick and kicked it in his momma's ass,
i did it like it was trash and then i watched some mash,
while i was getting my dick sucked bye some ho,
who said she new my home boy joe, and i was like foeshizzle dizzle

[neverselected]

i knew i should of thrown something anout being a dirty bitch ass ***** in my rap... oh well too late

[Patrick]

Originally posted by neverselected
i knew i should of thrown something anout being a dirty bitch ass ***** in my rap... oh well too late
ya you should off

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
ya you should off
pick the winners. like 1st and 2nd and 3rd and the complete worst.