Caligula Fetus Consumption??

[brewsterbuffalo]

So, I logged onto my myspace (which is a music profile) tonight, only to find this weird message sitting in my inbox.

From: Caligula ..

http://www.myspace.com/caligulafetusconsumption
Date: Jan 6 2007 12:37 AM
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Subject: BATTLE LINES HAVE BEEN DRAWN.
Body: THE CONSUMPTION HAS AGAIN RISEN TO CHALLENGE YOUR WITHERED GRASP UPON THE MIGHTY WAVES OF MUSICAL SUPREMACY

BEHOLD, OUR INTENSE NEW SINGLE, VIKING PARADISE.

SUCK ON THAT, INDIE ROCKERS!

I listened to their stuff, and I honestly don't know what to make of it. If you want to have a go at it, there's the link up there.

[Wobbie]

Hahahaha, they're terrible. Listen to their lyrics, hahahahaha. And their new album is going to be called "Beard Of Terror" hahahahahahahaha.

'Report Abuse' on their asses :-D

[brewsterbuffalo]

No, I'm kind of curious as to where this is going. These dudes are pretty funny.

From: http://a120.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/s_88e9b354b0fffea157138d64c8e76f9f. jpg (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=22554480) Caligula .. (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=22554480) http://x.myspace.com/images/onlinenow.gif
http://www.myspace.com/caligulafetusconsumption
Date: Jan 8 2007 12:38 AM Flag as Spam (javascript:__doPostBack('ctl00$ctl 00$Main$Main$ReadMessage1$SpamButto n','')) or Report Abuse (javascript:WebForm_DoPostBackWithO ptions(new WebForm_PostBackOptions() [ ? (javascript:void(0);)]
Subject: RE: RE: BATTLE LINES HAVE BEEN DRAWN. Body: YOU ARE MISTAKEN, FOR THE BEEF HAS YET TO EVEN BE SLAIN AT THE HANDS OF OUR HAIRY MAN-PAWS OF DESTRUCTION. YOU ARE PITIFULLY OUTNUMBERED, SIR MANBAND, AND YOU WILL RUE THE DAY THAT YOU DARED ENTERED THE CHURNING WATERS OF THE CONSUMPTION.

MAY YOUR PYRE BURN LONG AND SLOW,
CALIGULA FETUS CONSUMPTION

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From: The Ryan Hitchcock One Man Fun Band (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=61659637&MyToken=d804ae55-9c33-4c02-9ea2-6d2b45e0d9fb)
Date: Jan 8 2007 12:34 AM


Dudes, really. I don't even know you. I have no beef with you whatsoever.

[Wobbie]

Ok, haha. Keep us updated :-D

This bit is my favourite. "YOU ARE PITIFULLY OUTNUMBERED, SIR MANBAND" hahaha.

ooh, i just saw this on your page

"8 Jan 2007 12:38 P

BEHOLD, YOUNG ONE

WE HAVE BUT PENETRATED THE PUNK ROCK WORLD

WE SHALL DESTROY IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?p=5309926"

haha.

Oh, and 'Aerodrome Svengali' is awesome.

[brewsterbuffalo]

Thanks, man!

But holy God, please, everyone listen to both of the songs they have on their myspace all the way through. Laffs a plenty.

[brewsterbuffalo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula_Fetus_Consumption

[Wobbie]

Haha, it's interesting that a member started an indie rock band, and your indie rock project was targeted.

[brewsterbuffalo]

I have it on reliable sources that they harbor an unhealthy hatred of all indie rock artists.

[Wobbie]

Ooh, interesting. Most probably stemming from that former member who formed one.

This is all hilariously awesome.

[brewsterbuffalo]

You and I appear to be the only ones who seem to think so around here.