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neverselected
07/12/03, 07:51 AM
ok i done this once before and it was the most stupidest thing i have ever done......... I was kinda itchy down there.... So i decided to spray a shitload of deodorant on my nuts and fuck it burnt like crazy.... i was fucking burning for about 2 hours..... OUCH..... oh well i was drunk
It was like the body spray one not the anti persperant one.,....
Just wondering if anyone else has done sumthing stupid with deodorant before???
worldstheory
07/12/03, 07:54 AM
Once I tried using NADS hair removal on my scrote. Biiiig mistake. It BURNED like hell. I don't mean it felt burny, I mean it literally left burns on my skin. They got all scabby and oozy after a week or so.
Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. Sue me.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/12/03, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by worldstheory
Once I tried using NADS hair removal on my scrote. Biiiig mistake. It BURNED like hell. I don't mean it felt burny, I mean it literally left burns on my skin. They got all scabby and oozy after a week or so.
Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. Sue me.
that fucking hurts
neverselected
07/12/03, 07:56 AM
wow as if u would put wax on your nads..... hahah in australia we sometimes call nuts nads.... So technically u put nads on your nads.... hahaha
worldstheory
07/12/03, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by neverselected
wow as if u would put wax on your nads..... hahah in australia we sometimes call nuts nads.... So technically u put nads on your nads.... hahaha
I know, I was aware of the obvious pun, so I avoided drawing attention to it. Thanks buddy.
neverselected
07/12/03, 08:01 AM
hahah..... what posessed u to wax ur nuts?
worldstheory
07/12/03, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by neverselected
hahah..... what posessed u to wax ur nuts?
Oh wait! I called it the wrong name. I didn't use NADS, I used NAIR!
Completely different. No waxing.
worldstheory
07/12/03, 08:11 AM
And if I had used NADS, I don't think it would've burned, but I don't even want to imagine the pain of RIPPING the hair out.
neverselected
07/12/03, 08:14 AM
what exactly does nair do?
First, I find a scissor trim is usually sufficient unless you're going for the ten-year old boy look.
If you nuts itch, why not try some baby powder. It also keeps you dry.
worldstheory
07/12/03, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by neverselected
what exactly does nair do?
I'm not sure exactly how it works, but the way I understand, it seeps into the skin and breaks down the root of the hair, so then after you let it sit for like five minutes, you just wipe the hair away. No ripping required.
After this happened, I read the fine print on the bottle, and it said not to use on the genital area. I felt like a royal idiot. For weeks, I had to walk around with burning between my legs, and I couldn't tell anyone.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/12/03, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by devin
First, I find a scissor trim is usually sufficient unless you're going for the ten-year old boy look.
If you nuts itch, why not try some baby powder. It also keeps you dry.
ehh, but baby powder gives you the nursing home smell.
worldstheory
07/12/03, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by devin
First, I find a scissor trim is usually sufficient unless you're going for the ten-year old boy look.
A scissor trim is what I go for nowadays.
SonnyPunk
07/12/03, 08:41 AM
Is it just me or has this kid made 1 too may threads about his genitals today?
theused_FSF
07/12/03, 08:43 AM
i set my wall on fire using axe deodorant body spray
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/12/03, 08:44 AM
i trim the bushes to make the tree look taller. no shame involved.
theused_FSF
07/12/03, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
i trim the bushes to make the tree look taller. no shame involved.
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BustaNutz
07/12/03, 08:49 AM
Wow, another brilliant thread dealing with the penis. I have never put deodarant, wax, hair removal cream or any other foreign liquid or gel on my balls, nor do I wish to. I also have a very large fear of using a straight razor anywhere near my genitals for obvious reasons...
neverselected
07/12/03, 08:51 AM
i have a fear oh girls seeing or touching my penis when its not hard
seriously
07/12/03, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by worldstheory
Once I tried using NADS hair removal on my scrote. Biiiig mistake. It BURNED like hell. I don't mean it felt burny, I mean it literally left burns on my skin. They got all scabby and oozy after a week or so.
Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. Sue me. :eek: seriously?!!?
SonnyPunk
07/12/03, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
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He ripped that off of Devin...give Devin the credit for that quote.
neverselected
07/12/03, 08:56 AM
devin..... isnt that something u eat?
Originally posted by theused_FSF
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Whoa Whoa Whoa....that is mine indeed...thanks for pointing that out Sonnypunk.
Baby powder is what parents use to prevent diaper rash and itching and such. It was actually a sort of joke, but the stuff does smell funny. Oh, and don't spray cologne or whatnot directly on your penis. No one wants to kiss that. I mean, you should never spray cologne directly on you. You mist the stuff. Anyway, I prefer getting an all-over scent from a body wash.
theused_FSF
07/12/03, 09:08 AM
fine no one makes the sig
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/12/03, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by devin
Whoa Whoa Whoa....that is mine indeed...thanks for pointing that out Sonnypunk.
Baby powder is what parents use to prevent diaper rash and itching and such. It was actually a sort of joke, but the stuff does smell funny. Oh, and don't spray cologne or whatnot directly on your penis. No one wants to kiss that. I mean, you should never spray cologne directly on you. You mist the stuff. Anyway, I prefer getting an all-over scent from a body wash.
whoa Devin, whoa. i told him it was your quote. i gave you all due respect and credit. ask him. i told him on AIM.
BustaNutz
07/12/03, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
whoa Devin, whoa. i told him it was your quote. i gave you all due respect and credit. ask him. i told him on AIM.
Who cares?
SonnyPunk
07/12/03, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by neverselected
devin..... isnt that something u eat?
I dont get it...is that a joke?
Originally posted by SonnyPunk
I dont get it...is that a joke?
Umm, he's from Australia...so who knows?
neverselected
07/12/03, 10:13 AM
yeah devin.... is like thin circles of veal.... i think....
Originally posted by neverselected
i have a fear oh girls seeing or touching my penis when its not hard
my friend was at a party and some girl saw his dick in shrinkage mode cause some other chick ripped off his pants. he was so embarassed. i wasnt there but i couldnt help but laugh when he told me.
Patrick
07/12/03, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Greg
emy friend was at a party and some girl saw his dick in shrinkage mode cause some other chick ripped off his pants. he was so embarassed. i wasnt there but i couldnt help but laugh when he told me.
hahaha
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