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Patrick
07/12/03, 08:52 AM
1st Place By Brand New Rock
OK, here is a rap by your's truley, White Chocolate

Yo yo yo yo! Whats up New York City! Where all the motha fuckers at in da ho-use? Bitches and hoes! Bitches and hoes. My dick is as long as a 30 foot hose. I'll jizz in your mouth and all smack your fat ass. And I just do this to be rich and famous, give me the cash! Suck my dick bitch! I dont give a fuck what your momma said. I do a line of blow off your ass in my king size bed. Rollin on 20's, smoking blunts everyday. Bangin every honey, shoot the cops that get in the way. I drink Cristal like you drink Aquafina. I grab a pistal and cap that little bambina. Bitches and hoes! I give you a bloody nose. Suck my dick motha fucka. Yo yo yo yo! NYC give it up!


2nd Place ...ME
wow shit, can i got a little bit
You need a blunt so i can get up in your cunt,
we will do it all night, ill bang you so hard that you will lose your sight,
Thats ok cause u dont need your sight any way cause i will be ass raping you forever and ever unless the hulk will save you and he wont cause its like hes in a satanic cult yo yo


3rd Place......Never Selectd
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo mumble mumble mumble yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo


Emo turned Rap...Greg
yo yo yo i hate my life.
is it wrong i want a wife?
i play my guitar.
i know ill go far.
come with me girl.
ill show you the world.
ill show you what loves about.
now its time to fade out....

Worst Rap........greenatarisday
another day i sit on this chair
another way to tell em i dont care
look at me, id hate to be ignored
thats why im always going on these message boards
listening to people moan about there heart break
why dont you go listen to some more less than jake
come back talking about some chick name jen
i dont care about who what where or when


That is ALL

theused_FSF
07/12/03, 08:53 AM
:confused:

SonnyPunk
07/12/03, 08:53 AM
And the loser is....Me...for actually reading this thread.

Patrick
07/12/03, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by SonnyPunk
And the loser is....Me...for actually reading this thread.
No you still are a winner ;)

neverselected
07/12/03, 08:58 AM
i should of won.... this is like the shitty florida elections they always screw it up.... are u from florida by any chance?

Patrick
07/12/03, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by neverselected
i should of won.... this is like the shitty florida elections they always screw it up.... are u from florida by any chance?
No i am not, i wouldnt mind leaving there i would get to leave the hell hole state i live in

Charlito Cafe
07/12/03, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by neverselected
i should of won.... this is like the shitty florida elections they always screw it up.... are u from florida by any chance?

Hahahhaha.

theused_FSF
07/12/03, 09:23 AM
damn my legs hurt

punked78
07/12/03, 09:39 AM
lets stop the rap

BrandNewRock05
07/12/03, 09:40 AM
I am the champion my friends... and I'll keep on rapping, til the end... No time for white boys, cuz I am the champion, of the ghetto....

Patrick
07/12/03, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by punked78
lets stop the rap
I agree but raping was fun for a while

Patrick
07/12/03, 12:02 PM
poop

nostalgia
07/12/03, 12:03 PM
I am from florida. :(

Patrick
07/12/03, 12:05 PM
Your state and the your nation is ran by a bush :eek:

papathomas
07/12/03, 12:05 PM
your a day late on the rap bandwagon

































douche.

nostalgia
07/12/03, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
Your state and the your nation is ran by a bush :eek:

Really? I thought it was run by a tree!

Ha. :(

the_champ_is_here
07/12/03, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
poop

That's spam!!! Ban this fucker.

Greg
07/12/03, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by OffBasil
That's spam!!! Ban this fucker.

:eek:

Patrick
07/12/03, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by papathomas
your a day late on the rap bandwagon

































douche.
am i? i belive i made this thread yesterday who is the douche

nostalgia
07/12/03, 12:09 PM
Hey it's a quote within a quote!

Patrick
07/12/03, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by nostalgia
Hey it's a quote within a quote!
i fixed it

the_champ_is_here
07/12/03, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
am i? i belive i made this thread yesterday who is the douche

you've almost mastered spelling.

lesson 2: punctuation.

papathomas
07/12/03, 12:10 PM
Whats today? The 12th. When did you make this thread?Tthe 12th. What was yesterday? The 11th.

Patrick
07/12/03, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by papathomas
Whats today? The 12th. When did you make this thread?Tthe 12th. What was yesterday? The 11th.

Fine i made it this mourning. Happy? and i already know you will say no i am not happy.

the_champ_is_here
07/12/03, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
Fine i made it this mourning. Happy? and i already know you will say no i am not happy.

Punctuation!

papathomas
07/12/03, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
Fine i made it this mourning. Happy? and i already know you will say no i am not happy. actually, i am happy. that contributes to your douchness.

Patrick
07/12/03, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by OffBasil
Punctuation!
Excellent

the_champ_is_here
07/12/03, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
Excellent
I think you missed the point dumbass.

Patrick
07/12/03, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by OffBasil
I think you missed the point dumbass.
How did i?

the_champ_is_here
07/12/03, 12:42 PM
When someone insults your grammar, you don't come back with an "Excellent"

SonnyPunk
07/12/03, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
I agree but "raping" was fun for a while

You sick bastard! This guys a rapist! Hide your little brothers!

tmlfan
07/12/03, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
No you still are a winner ;) why did you do this rap sucks and it isn't even funny it makes me wanna puke...im speechless....i have already said to much