Entertain Me

[Ronin]

Well, come on

entertain me

[DONKEY]

Turtles breathe through thier asses

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by DONKEY
Turtles breathe through thier asses


haha that made me laugh
go out colin! this place is not entertaining.. serious

[punked78]

Originally posted by DONKEY
Turtles breathe through thier asses

thats the funniest thing ive heard all day


(which isnt saying much)

[Ronin]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
haha that made me laugh
go out colin! this place is not entertaining.. serious

I'm nursing a wicked hangover
I'm not going anywhere

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by DONKEY
Turtles breathe through thier asses

and the all american rejects suck

change your avatar bitch:cool:

[punked78]

im so bored!!!!!!

[punked78]

Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
and the all american rejects suck

change your avatar bitch:cool:

actually they kick ass, u shithead

[DONKEY]

well i could care less if u think they suck , i like them so deal with it

[punked78]

Originally posted by DONKEY
well i could care less if u think they suck , i like them so deal with it

they are one of my favorite bands

[DONKEY]

HAHA mine too :D

[punked78]

Originally posted by DONKEY
HAHA mine too :D

whats ur fave song

[Ronin]

Ok you two, stop jacking my fucking thread.

If there's anyone out there that I like, please say something.

Topics that can be discusssed

- The spectacle that is Colin
- The new Death Cab for Cutie CD
- The new Weakerthans CD
- Your weekend

[punked78]

Originally posted by Ronin
Ok you two, stop jacking my fucking thread.

If there's anyone out there that I like, please say something.

Topics that can be discusssed

- The spectacle that is Colin
- The new Death Cab for Cutie CD
- The new Weakerthans CD
- Your weekend

hey, i voted for u in the emo boy thread thingy so dont get all pissy, my weekend sux btw, i went to don pablos and got a cheese burger, im a fuckin american

[neverselected]

ronin and punked sitting in the tree.... K.I.S.S.I.N.G

[DONKEY]

favorite song would be eitehr the last song or your star, how about u?

[punked78]

Originally posted by neverselected
ronin and punked sitting in the tree.... K.I.S.S.I.N.G

oh my god, talk about a childish trap u gay ***

[punked78]

Originally posted by DONKEY
favorite song would be eitehr the last song or your star, how about u?

happy endings

[theused_FSF]

Originally posted by Ronin
Ok you two, stop jacking my fucking thread.

If there's anyone out there that I like, please say something.

Topics that can be discusssed

- The spectacle that is Colin
- The new Death Cab for Cutie CD
- The new Weakerthans CD
- Your weekend


MY WEEKEND!!!

friday night, i went to the movies with the girl i broke up with last sunday... we got back together, then i came home and watched tv until 3:30 when i fell asleep

then she called and woke me up at 11 30 and i went with my mom to my grandparents house for a while then i came back, got my stuff together and went to a friends house where we proceeded to go see The Avenue live, then we went out to eat at hooters, and went to an adult book store (of though, we couldnt get in, so his mom went in and bought us man thongs and boobsicles), then we went home and watched Goodfellas and played guitar until 5 am, went to sleep, woke up at 1 and now im home

[neverselected]

gay ***???

[punked78]

Originally posted by neverselected
gay ***???

no i meant shithead

[punked78]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
MY WEEKEND!!!

friday night, i went to the movies with the girl i broke up with last sunday... we got back together, then i came home and watched tv until 3:30 when i fell asleep

then she called and woke me up at 11 30 and i went with my mom to my grandparents house for a while then i came back, got my stuff together and went to a friends house where we proceeded to go see The Avenue live, then we went out to eat at hooters, and went to an adult book store (of though, we couldnt get in, so his mom went in and bought us man thongs and boobsicles), then we went home and watched Goodfellas and played guitar until 5 am, went to sleep, woke up at 1 and now im home

interesting......

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by punked78
actually they kick ass, u shithead

well, your coolness just dropped 50 points for liking that pussy shit and then defending it.

[punked78]

Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
well, your coolness just dropped 50 points for liking that pussy shit and then defending it.

hey, shut up, i have a wide taste in music, i cant help if i like the rejects okay? i like music ranging from the rejects to rancid to poison the well to dashboard. so you can drop my coolness points all the way down for all i fuckin care

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by punked78
hey, shut up, i have a wide taste in music, i cant help if i like the rejects okay? i like music ranging from the rejects to rancid to poison the well to dashboard. so you can drop my coolness points all the way down for all i fuckin care

touche':)

[Fobika!]

Originally posted by punked78
hey, shut up, i have a wide taste in music, i cant help if i like the rejects okay? i like music ranging from the rejects to rancid to poison the well to dashboard. so you can drop my coolness points all the way down for all i fuckin care

oh wow, gee, what a wide variety of music :rolleyes: and what the hell is a gay *** anyway?? is there such thing as a straight ***??

[punked78]

i like alot more bands u shithead, u got problems if ur so unopen minded

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by Krammit
oh wow, gee, what a wide variety of music :rolleyes: and what the hell is a gay *** anyway?? is there such thing as a straight ***??

hahahah own3d.:p

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
well, your coolness just dropped 50 points for liking that pussy shit and then defending it.

this kid was never cool

[punked78]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
this kid was never cool

hey i said i was sorry about the korean remark, u people are so unforgiving

[punked78]

Originally posted by Krammit
oh wow, gee, what a wide variety of music :rolleyes: and what the hell is a gay *** anyway?? is there such thing as a straight ***??

its a double negative

[NOFXdesendents5]

Originally posted by punked78
hey i said i was sorry about the korean remark, u people are so unforgiving

woah, dissing from ethnicity is LOW. but at least you apologized.

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by punked78
hey i said i was sorry about the korean remark, u people are so unforgiving
oops i read this thread.. then i went and read when you said the korean thing. its all good

[punked78]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
oops i read this thread.. then i went and read when you said the korean thing. its all good

thanx for forgiving me, im an asshole for saying that

[punked78]

Originally posted by cal1082
I'll entertain with a joke and also it's a serious question:

"If you go camping with your best friend in the world. The next morning you wake up and your pants were unzipped and unbuttoned, would you accuse your friend of anything." Now remember you've been best friends for awhile.

Yes or No
??????????

would my friend be of the opposite sex?

[punked78]

Originally posted by NOFXdesendents5
woah, dissing from ethnicity is LOW. but at least you apologized.

u can diss my ethnicity, im german, i deserve it

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by cal1082
same sex


uhhhh
i would ask...

[punked78]

Originally posted by cal1082
same sex

well first id kick my friends ass and run for my life......so .....yes, i would accuse them....oh thats nasty

[Fobika!]

i would accuse the bear roaming around the camp area

[punked78]

Originally posted by cal1082
You'd accuse your friend, a guy you've been friends with for like 10 years of fooling around with you when you slept?

i was joking, i dont know what'd i do, i might have forget that i masturbated and forgot to zip up my pants

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by cal1082
You'd accuse your friend, a guy you've been friends with for like 10 years of fooling around with you when you slept?
not ACCUSE
i said ask.. just be like.. i dnno say the situation

[Fobika!]

Originally posted by punked78
i was joking, i dont know what'd i do, i might have forget that i masturbated and forgot to zip up my pants

ew you masturbate next to your best friend in an enclosed tent??

[punked78]

Originally posted by Krammit
ew you masturbate next to your best friend in an enclosed tent??


does anyone get a joke?

[punked78]

Originally posted by cal1082
I just need a Yes or No answer?

would there be other people around?

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by cal1082
I just need a Yes or No answer?

YES

[punked78]

Originally posted by cal1082
Just you and your best friend camping together.

well in that case YES

[Patrick]

pull down your pants, i bet hannah could take your boredom away, lol.

[devin]

Colin, you have a Sorry About Dresden avatar, we are know ever more alike. They headlined the first night of Devstock.

And I will not listen to the DCFC album in advance. I'm enjoying the surprises too much lately to ruin this one.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by devin
Colin, you have a Sorry About Dresden avatar, we are know ever more alike. They headlined the first night of Devstock.

And I will not listen to the DCFC album in advance. I'm enjoying the surprises too much lately to ruin this one.

Out of 52 responses, I get maybe 2 decent ones.

The state of this board needs to be addressed

Devstock? Did it involve mud and nudity?

[asubtledaggerx]

My weeked was cool. Yesterday(Saturday) I went to an wedding and it was teh shit. Us Irish throw the best weddings ever, I've never seen so many drunk people in kilts in a room at one time.

[devin]

Originally posted by Ronin
Out of 52 responses, I get maybe 2 decent ones.

The state of this board needs to be addressed

Devstock? Did it involve mud and nudity?

State of the board?!? Is the long-awaited "Ronin's 1000th post" thread on it's way?

Devstock involved:
Miracle of '86 and Sorry About Dresden for some good indie rocking out
Broken Social Scene and PGMG for some free pier show action and hipster research
Murder By Death, An Albatross, and the Gossip for awe-inspiring, spazzing, and my sexy dancing.
Q and not U for some freaking out and more dancing.
Some Spanish at a Puerto Rican Pride street fair for making me feel oh so white.

Oh, and my dancing during q and not u was so effeminately bad-ass, some dude asked me to sing for a band he's starting. Even after I told him I can't sing!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
My weeked was cool. Yesterday(Saturday) I went to an wedding and it was teh shit. Us Irish throw the best weddings ever, I've never seen so many drunk people in kilts in a room at one time.


ummm, i thought Scottish wore kilts?????

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
ummm, i thought Scottish wore kilts?????

They do. I forgot to say it was an Irish/Scottish wedding. The bride is Irish, the grrom is scottish.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

for my relevant post:

the new DCFC album: very good.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Ronin
Ok you two, stop jacking my fucking thread.

If there's anyone out there that I like, please say something.

Topics that can be discusssed

- The spectacle that is Colin
- The new Death Cab for Cutie CD
- The new Weakerthans CD
- Your weekend

I'm here to save this thread.

The spectacle that is Colin:
You're 2 posts away from 1000. \m/ You barbecue in the snow. You like whiskey and Canadian beer. Your Ozma avatar was better-looking than your Sorry About Dresden avatar. It needs more than 2 pictures to keep me entertained. You're Canadian so you say "aboot" and "eh," even though you probably vehemently deny it like all other Canadians.

The new Death Cab for Cutie CD:
I've been meaning to mooch it off of Bill. I'm sure it will kick my ass because...well...it's DCFC.

The new Weakerthans CD:
Another cd I need to download from someone. Easily one of my 5 favorite bands and I can't fucking wait to hear the new album. John Samson sings even better live than on their albums. This band is the real deal.

Your weekend:
Friday night was spent getting crunked on cheap wine and reaching 500 posts. The evening concluded with a highly detailed account of my fellatio techniques, made available to the entire forum by the one and only Devin, AP Gigolo. Saturday was a chill night. I went and saw "Pirates of the Caribbean," which was highly entertaining but not cracking the top 10 list of my favorite movies by any means. I got a fuck-me skirt on Saturday as well. I think I like that better than the movie.

[Greg]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto

I got a fuck-me skirt on Saturday as well. I think I like that better than the movie.


can i see a pic of you in this skirt?;)

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Greg
can i see a pic of you in this skirt?;)

horny bastard:p

[Greg]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
horny bastard:p

don't act like you dont want to see it too....:p

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Greg
don't act like you dont want to see it too....:p


uh, well.....um, ::clears throat::....i don't? sure, seeing it would be nice, but i'm not gonna ask.

[Greg]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
uh, well.....um, ::clears throat::....i don't? sure, seeing it would be nice, but i'm not gonna ask.

hahahahhaha

[Tom Foolery]

It's your lucky day. I happen to have a pic of it already on my computer since I felt the need to show it off last night.

[asubtledaggerx]

That skirt is greatness!

[Greg]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
That skirt is greatness!

agreed

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by cal1082
I'll provide a joke for entertainment:

A priest, a pedifile, and a conartist walk into a bar, and that was just the first guy.

heh

[Charlito Cafe]

Originally posted by cal1082
I'll provide a joke for entertainment:

A priest, a pedifile, and a conartist walk into a bar, and that was just the first guy.

zing!

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by cal1082
I'll provide a joke for entertainment:

A priest, a pedifile, and a conartist walk into a bar, and that was just the first guy.

NICE!