Last night...

[BustaNutz]

I figured you would all love this story...

A few friends (Tristen, Dan and Alex) and I went out last night to have some fun, and all we could think to do was hurl eggs and run over stuff. So we bought about ten cartons and drove around egging random cars, until we got ideas to pursue bigger and better things. Tristen had brought this sling shot that he built to fling oranges. Well we didn't have oranges but we did have eggs, so we set up shop across the street from McDonalds and began slinging eggs at the cars in the drive-thru. Well we hit several cars and got some pretty interesting responses (the best of which was a slovenly man getting out of his beat up old truck and cursing loudly at some kids eating outside).

Well after this we worked up a lot of nerve, so we moved to the parking lot of our local super wal-mart. At this point it was around 10:15, and despite what we thought, Wal-Mart was surprsingly busy. So we set up behind a parked semi truck (I assume the driver was asleep in the cabin because the curtains were pulled around to cover it up). We began slinging eggs at the store front, we hit a few folks and then we hit a few cars. Well my friend Alex decided he wanted to shoot and the first time he shot he hit a cop car right square in the hood. Not being a real bright kid, Alex tries to run to his car and is immediately spotted by the officer. Fortunately the officer had a sense of humor, and we had money to pay for a car wash, so we got off without being ticketed or arrested. But it was, to say the least, an interesting night...

Do you guys have any good stories to share?

[FishAlotNBePunk]

that sounds fun! i havent egged a house in like 2 years...i miss it.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

i like the slovenly old man part. sounds fun.

[Doolittle]

i didnt know people actually egged houses. i you learn something new everyday i guess.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Doolittle
i didnt know people actually egged houses. i you learn something new everyday i guess.

Not as much houses, more cars and people...

And don't act like you've never had fun doing something a little bit juvenile.

[Doolittle]

i have never done something that stupid and juvenile.

[runawaystapler]

Last night.......

well theres this asshole that lives in out neighborhood with his family. me and my friends have left over fireworks. so its about 11 and we go over there and hide in the bushes. my friend shoot two roman candles at his house but something on his front porch catches on fire, and while hes doing that the rest of us lit about a dozen smoke bombs around his house. the fire kinda scared us so we ran into this ditch beside his house. we spent about an hour trying to avoid the cops and get back to my house. all in all it was a pretty fun night, although we didnt really accomplish anything. still not as good as your adventure

[Charlito Cafe]

We went to the pool and listened to 80s music. Aha is a kick ass song, and it makes people do crazy ass bellyflops. Even the horse toothed lifeguard was laughing at us.

We also made up a new game called "lifeguard" where you jump in the pool and yell "cramp!" until the lifeguard jumps in after you. When he gets to you, you tag him and say..."just kidding." We only got to play it once before they got mad and threatened to kick us out.

[asubtledaggerx]

I've never done anything like that before. But Pat, your story amused me.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

its not stupid and juvenile...its fun!

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by Charlito Cafe
We went to the pool and listened to 80s music. Aha is a kick ass song, and it makes people do crazy ass bellyflops. Even the horse toothed lifeguard was laughing at us.

We also made up a new game called "lifeguard" where you jump in the pool and yell "cramp!" until the lifeguard jumps in after you. When he gets to you, you tag him and say..."just kidding." We only got to play it once before they got mad and threatened to kick us out.

haha, that lifeguard game sounds fun.:)

[Charlito Cafe]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
haha, that lifeguard game sounds fun.:)

Yeah, it was for the one time we played it.

I've never tried this but my friend told me about it and I'm going to try it when I get home. He call's it "fire in the hole." You drive through a fast food line and only order a drink. When they give it to you, you yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and dump it on the guy in the window and proceed to drive off. Sounds fun.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Charlito Cafe
Yeah, it was for the one time we played it.

I've never tried this but my friend told me about it and I'm going to try it when I get home. He call's it "fire in the hole." You drive through a fast food line and only order a drink. When they give it to you, you yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and dump it on the guy in the window and proceed to drive off. Sounds fun.

Haha, I can top that though, we took my friend's Durango to McDonalds and ordered a burger. Then when we pulled up to the window we pulled up so the back passenger's window is lined up with the pay window. Then when the guy came to the money we rolled down the window and Andy (with his pants down) stuck his ass out the window with a dollar bill taped to the inside of his ass cheeks. The poor guy's facial expression was priceless.

[Charlito Cafe]

HHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH.

Oh man, I can only imagine....poor sap.

[Greg]

we went through mcdonalds and ordered a mcpenis fillet and chicken mctesticals...

[Charlito Cafe]

Speaking of funny things in cars, I'm at this camp right now, and we've decided to institute nation-wide "you-sucking". We've got people from all over the U.S. here, and we go home we're going to drive around and yell "YOU SUCK" at random people who deserve it. The people at the book store at midnight waiting for Harry Potter, most people in a suit and tie, mini-thugs(the one without guns) are all good canidates for you-sucking. If you can get two cars you can organize it so the first one says "YOU SUCK" and the second one says "WE AGREE WITH THEM", or something along those lines. you-suckings going to spread like wild-fire.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Haha, I can top that though, we took my friend's Durango to McDonalds and ordered a burger. Then when we pulled up to the window we pulled up so the back passenger's window is lined up with the pay window. Then when the guy came to the money we rolled down the window and Andy (with his pants down) stuck his ass out the window with a dollar bill taped to the inside of his ass cheeks. The poor guy's facial expression was priceless.


hahaha, holy shit Pat, i just laughed my ass off. thats fuckin hilarious.