Funny

[Matthew]

A little boy was watching the news with his parents and he was confused. He asked his dad, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad thought about it for awhile.

"Well, son," he answered, " Lets say you're the people. I'm the breadwinenr in this family, so I'm kind of like capitalism. Your mom is supposed to take care of you, so she is like the government. The nanny is like the working class, and your little brother is the future. Do you understand.?"

The son,, confused, didn't want to look dumb so he aswered, "Yeah, I guess so."

That night, he was up late trying to figure out what his dad had told him. He heard his little brother crying. He went in his room. His baby brother had crapped his diaper, so he went to get his mom. His mom was sound asleep, and she wuldnt wake up no matter what he did. He went into the living room and quickly ran away when he saw his dad having sex with the nanny.

The next morning he went and found his dad. "Daddy!" He yelled. "I understand politics now. You see, capitalism screws over the working class, the governemnt ignores the people, and he future is in deep shit!"

[NetNerdsRevenge]

haha, i think ive seen this before, but its still funny

[Charlito Cafe]

Originally posted by Matthew
A little boy was watching the news with his parents and he was confused. He asked his dad, "Dad, what are politics?" His dad thought about it for awhile.

"Well, son," he answered, " Lets say you're the people. I'm the breadwinenr in this family, so I'm kind of like capitalism. Your mom is supposed to take care of you, so she is like the government. The nanny is like the working class, and your little brother is the future. Do you understand.?"

The son,, confused, didn't want to look dumb so he aswered, "Yeah, I guess so."

That night, he was up late trying to figure out what his dad had told him. He heard his little brother crying. He went in his room. His baby brother had crapped his diaper, so he went to get his mom. His mom was sound asleep, and she wuldnt wake up no matter what he did. He went into the living room and quickly ran away when he saw his dad having sex with the nanny.

The next morning he went and found his dad. "Daddy!" He yelled. "I understand politics now. You see, capitalism screws over the working class, the governemnt ignores the people, and he future is in deep shit!"

HAHAHAHAH. That's great.

[BrandNewRock05]

again, cant post a goddamn new thread, so im just gonna use this one....not really political but fucking crazy...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,92828,00.html

How did Drew Barrymore get 20 mil? Cameron Diaz only got 12 and Lucy Lui only got 4? What the fuck? Why are they giving the fat ugly bitch all the money? I'll tell you why...affirmative action. Fucking fat chick. I hope she chokes on a god damn twinkie.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
again, cant post a goddamn new thread, so im just gonna use this one....not really political but fucking crazy...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,92828,00.html

How did Drew Barrymore get 20 mil? Cameron Diaz only got 12 and Lucy Lui only got 4? What the fuck? Why are they giving the fat ugly bitch all the money? I'll tell you why...affirmative action. Fucking fat chick. I hope she chokes on a god damn twinkie.

Capitalism at work man
You get payed based on who you are, not the quality of your work

[BrandNewRock05]

Originally posted by Ronin
Capitalism at work man
You get payed based on who you are, not the quality of your work
what...as opposed to communism where everyone gets the same amount no matter what? capitalism you get paid for the quality of your work, just look at pro sports as an example, for the most part productivity equals pay check, however hollywood is on completely different terms, they pay the fucking fat chick nearly twice as much as the hot chick and 3 times as much as the other hot chick. stupid whore. i hope she drowns in her blubber.