crush thread

[crashedandburnt]

hey everyone. i recently had a crush on this girl at my school. she knew & i asked her out. she rejected me. a few days later she asked me "who do you like". i said "nobody anymore" she said "that's too bad, b/c you'd be surprised who likes you" i said "why would i be surprised" and she said "because you didn't think she liked you". i asked questions to find out who it was and it was obvious that she was talking about herself. recently, she was sleeping over a friend's house. this friend asked her if she liked me. she didn't say yes but she didn't deny it & she smiled. the friend told me she did like me. so later when the girl went back to her house, i asked her bout it. she said she didn't like me. it was all downhill from there. i really like her, so i need some advice. how can i win her back ?

[FondestMemory]

use normal font.

chicks dig that.

[dekdog11]

girls fucking suck. you cant win her back, sorry.

[thatwasamoment]

She sounds like a bitch.

[dashboard1190]

ive been dating my crush for 7 and a half months.

[xTJx]

I've been with my crush for 21 years now.

[PaulsRightNut]

show her your wang.

[thejetstolehome]

I've been with my crush for 21 years now.

right hand?

[xTJx]

right hand?
I'm left handed ;-)

[dekdog11]

I'm left handed ;-)

fuck yea! high five!

[thejetstolehome]

I'm left handed ;-)

haha i'm not a lefty per se but when it comes to that, yea, i'm a lefty.

[FatJordan]

i really like her, so i need some advice. how can i win her back ?


Turn 20. Chicks dig older guys. My best guess says you're 12.

[trustmeimokay]

Girls are awful.

Do you listen to pop music because your miserable? Or are you miserable because you listen to pop music?

[xTJx]

fuck yea! high five!
:jackoff: hey-o!

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

Ok...Well, to be honest. The girl probably doesnt know what she wants at the moment. Give it time, keep talking to her, and keep being yourself. Dont change anything.
Just give her time to figure out what she wants.

[AdamTheGreat]

1 post ftw.

[atticus1492]

i sure hope this is your first and last post.

[*crying stars*]

That is an extremely girly font.

[laryssa]

use normal font.

chicks dig that.

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha.

[TheByrus]

are we still slapping five for lefties?

[xTJx]

are we still slapping five for lefties?
You better bet your ass we are!

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

use normal font.

chicks dig that.


Really?? I think its kinda sexy

Haha

[iLikePants]

Really?? I think its kinda sexy

Haha
ur so funni!

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

Nah... I could careless about the font.

[TheByrus]

You better bet your ass we are!

swt

[Moggy]

She sounds retarded-- like middle school.
Ask her to be real with you.
... is she retarded?

[[Alea]]

Consult Pauly Unstoppable. Or just stare at his nose. It tells all.

[biodegradable]

use normal font.

chicks dig that.

uhm, hell yes?

[richter915]

i haven't had a crush in a long time. Maybe something is wrong with me? Maybe I've accepted failure and prostitution?

[atticus1492]

i haven't had a crush in a long time. Maybe something is wrong with me? Maybe I've accepted failure and prostitution?

probably.

[punk_princess62]

I've been with my crush for 21 years now. who?! yourself!? lol.

[punk_princess62]

Really?? I think its kinda sexy

Haha
no comment.

[punk_princess62]

:jackoff: hey-o!
ok, wow, I just got that joke.
haha, don't say anything to that.

[Clarity14]

speaking of crushes, my roommate and I just went and got some sixers of Orange Crush, that soda is completely underrated.

and high fives for lefties.

[buysoap]

Grow a mustache

[ForeverInADay]

This message is hidden because punk_princess62 is on your ignore list.

hahahahaha i love it.

[atticus1492]

This message is hidden because punk_princess62 is on your ignore list.

hahahahaha i love it.

beautiful.

[redsand62]

Grow a mustache


are you referring to this stud?

http://myspace-022.vo.llnwd.net/01480/22/03/1480463022_l.jpg

[buysoap]

Most definately

[perfectfrown]

Here's from a girl's viewpoint:

What's probably going on:
1. The whole thing is a misunderstanding and people are passing around stupid rumors. Or her friends are lying to you.
2. The whole thing is a misunderstanding because she doesn't know what she wants. Maybe she likes you, maybe she doesn't. Maybe she also likes another guy and is trying to test you both out to decide on who to go after.
3. She's one of those girls who thinks that acting like this makes guys want her.

1 is more likely than you think. If so, then just sort out your own feelings about her and be ready to deal with her liking you or not. If 2 is true, then I advise the same -- decide how you feel about her and be ready if she does like you, but not too involved if she doesn't like you. And if you think about it and decide you don't like her, that's fine too. If 3 is true, drop it and move on. Don't encourage it.

Good luck. :/

[AP_Punk]

make a mixtape for her. with n00dz.

[alexxxxx]

kill her, smother her maybe? if you want it to be clean then just fuck her brains out

[lostfear]

ask her if she likes trouser snakes ;-)

[still]

what?! how on earth did this get to 3 pages with no mention of anal?! i never thought i'd see the day.


with that said, put it in her butt.

[Sex.For.Sense]

Don't show her you want her. Show her you don't want her. Make her jelouse make her want you. Reverse psycology works and bitches like her... trust me I'm a bitch lots and I hate jelousy it's like if my older brother is eating a popsicile I'll want one, lawlz

[XxIronistxX]

just be yourself and try to forget about her for a while, if she likes you those feelings will surface at some point

[Burning Star IV]

just be yourself and try to forget about her for a while, if she likes you those feelings will surface at some point
the only way you're ever going to get a girl is get her good and drunk. that's how i got my girlfriend.

[hxchairstylist]

hey everyone. i recently had a crush on this girl at my school. she knew & i asked her out. she rejected me. a few days later she asked me "who do you like". i said "nobody anymore" she said "that's too bad, b/c you'd be surprised who likes you" i said "why would i be surprised" and she said "because you didn't think she liked you". i asked questions to find out who it was and it was obvious that she was talking about herself. recently, she was sleeping over a friend's house. this friend asked her if she liked me. she didn't say yes but she didn't deny it & she smiled. the friend told me she did like me. so later when the girl went back to her house, i asked her bout it. she said she didn't like me. it was all downhill from there. i really like her, so i need some advice. how can i win her back ?

You should fuck her best friend so good in her vagina, and finger bang her asshole. Girls always talk about good sex they have had, and if its good enough, your "crush" will be totally jealous. Trust me, she will be begging to suck on your nutsac in no time.

[alexamiller]

your probably like 13 so i say wait a while..maybe she will grow up

[atticus1492]

Are you my little brother? I hate you, Alex.

[shOcktreAtmEnt]

I like this one girl. She has a boyfriend for about a year now. She's a flirter, and she flirting with like my best friend, while she also has a boyfriend. I really don't know what to do, but I've liked her for a while

[alexamiller]

cool

[AP_Punk]

I like this one girl. She has a boyfriend for about a year now. She's a flirter, and she flirting with like my best friend, while she also has a boyfriend. I really don't know what to do, but I've liked her for a while

give her a card.

with n00dz inside it.

[Fullcollapse3k]

hey everyone. i recently had a crush on this girl at my school. she knew & i asked her out. she rejected me. a few days later she asked me "who do you like". i said "nobody anymore" she said "that's too bad, b/c you'd be surprised who likes you" i said "why would i be surprised" and she said "because you didn't think she liked you". i asked questions to find out who it was and it was obvious that she was talking about herself. recently, she was sleeping over a friend's house. this friend asked her if she liked me. she didn't say yes but she didn't deny it & she smiled. the friend told me she did like me. so later when the girl went back to her house, i asked her bout it. she said she didn't like me. it was all downhill from there. i really like her, so i need some advice. how can i win her back ?

Oh hey, it's middle school all over again.

I'm referring as much to the font as I am the story.

[hxchairstylist]

You should fuck her best friend so good in her vagina, and finger bang her asshole. Girls always talk about good sex they have had, and if its good enough, your "crush" will be totally jealous. Trust me, she will be begging to suck on your nutsac in no time.

Did noone take me seriously? Cause I sure thought the advice I gave was serious. Maybe it's because I refrained from using the A---word, because of the new rules. Noone takes "butthole" seriously eh?

[LV03]

Did noone take me seriously? Cause I sure thought the advice I gave was serious. Maybe it's because I refrained from using the A---word, because of the new rules. Noone takes "butthole" seriously eh?

maybe it was the word "nutsac." Couldve at least used scrotum, testis, big dangling balls.

[AnF1500]

Hmph, I liked the use of nutsac.

[hxchairstylist]

dually noted.

[hxchairstylist]

Hmph, I liked the use of nutsac.

YES!!!

[sergiohhh]

fuck her.not literally. just forget about that hoe.

[and we whisper]

That is an extremely girly font.

thats what i thought too. i was suprised when i was reading it and found out it was a guy. but i wanna kno how old this kid is. 7th grade maybe?

[panic!luver]

hey everyone. i recently had a crush on this girl at my school. she knew & i asked her out. she rejected me. a few days later she asked me "who do you like". i said "nobody anymore" she said "that's too bad, b/c you'd be surprised who likes you" i said "why would i be surprised" and she said "because you didn't think she liked you". i asked questions to find out who it was and it was obvious that she was talking about herself. recently, she was sleeping over a friend's house. this friend asked her if she liked me. she didn't say yes but she didn't deny it & she smiled. the friend told me she did like me. so later when the girl went back to her house, i asked her bout it. she said she didn't like me. it was all downhill from there. i really like her, so i need some advice. how can i win her back ?

i thought this was a girls writing at first. and a lot of girls i know would never use this font. good luck with the chick while using this font.

[Absolutesexigrl]

chances are if you really like her & she rejected you & said she doesn't like you she might not like you & so I think you should move on & maybe one day she might regret turning you down if she really did like you but theres plenty of girls out there who won't reject you & don't let it get you down

[OffspringPunk]

show her your wang.

That's coming from someone who's name is PaulsRightNut