i dont get it.

[Juanizzle]

wtf. ive noticed that girls go for complete fucking idiots.

i myself, am not a fucking moron. nor a complete social misfit.

i dress stylish, im not a troll. i dont look like i was exposed to radiation.

i dont fucking get it. can a girl plz honestly tell me what the fuck is wrong me?*

im 19, ive had serious relationships. but when a girl becomes interested in me, and i try to get with her, she says she doesnt want to ruin our friendship.

so a girl, plz, elaborate.

this is what i look like.
http://myspace-022.vo.llnwd.net/01480/22/03/1480463022_l.jpg

some one plz tell me, so i can go to sleep.

[iLikePants]

First off, you can start by actually spelling the word "please" correctly. Good grammar/spelling turns girls on!

[Juanizzle]

lol. thanx, what would i do without you <3

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

I'm just throwing this out there, but it MIGHT be the scraggly facial hair.

[AP_Punk]

lower you standards?

:shrug:

[iLikePants]

lol. thanx, what would i do without you <3
Awkward.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Awkward.
What's more awkward? The fact that he threw a little <3 your way? Or the fact that you told him to correct his grammar and spelling, and he replies with "thanx. <3"?

[Juanizzle]

ha, i mean, its the internet, people dont have to talk all perfect. thats what makes the internet perfect. that and having access to millions of sites.

no one has answered my question. is my mustache my fault?

[redsand62]

ha, i mean, its the internet, people dont have to talk all perfect. thats what makes the internet perfect. that and having access to millions of sites.

no one has answered my question. is my mustache my fault?


and the whole desperate act... "mr. lonely"



grow some balls, and then maybe girls will want them.

[iLikePants]

What's more awkward? The fact that he threw a little <3 your way? Or the fact that you told him to correct his grammar and spelling, and he replies with "thanx. <3"?
Initially it was the "<3"

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Initially it was the "<3"
Did he IM you yet? <3

[Juanizzle]

actually. i have huge balls. mr lonely is just a title i found fit for this site :)

im a nice guy, funny, energetic, and i like to go bowling and shit.

but, i have noticed girls pay no attention to me.

[Juliana101]

I like how your avatar is your own picture.

[redsand62]

i like to go bowling and shit.


i also like to shit!

[Juanizzle]

whats wrong with it? its me after getting hit on the head with a ball.

[Juanizzle]

fine, changed it to me riding a little pink bike.

[HplessRomntic]

sounds like your a complete pussy that is scared to talk to girls. maybe your just gay?

anybody wana second that

[Juanizzle]

i guess ur right, i should be a MAN! and be all like "HEY I LIKE YOU!!!"

:)

[xTJx]

Sorry dude, but you're not attractive.

[HplessRomntic]

i mean come on who the fuck says "i like bowling" ahahahahahhahahaha

[Juanizzle]

me. because i do.

[redsand62]

girls usually dig guys who like to go bowling. i really don't see where the problem is.

[AP_Punk]

:sperm:

[Juanizzle]

im shy around hot chicks.

i got a faux hawk like last week. and my boss ripped on me. saying i looked like ***. i stood there speechless. i was like "wow."


50 year old man made me shut up. and no one ever does. at school i was known for getting out of shit with my mean ass words :)

but yea, idk either, ill just be more outspoken with girls

[littleemo]

your to nice
girls love asswholes

[TgE ARTdamage]

girls just wanna have sex.

[Juliana101]

Girls like me becuase I wear Fierce by Abercrombie and Fitch.

/shameless plug

[littleemo]

Girls like me becuase I wear Fierce by Abercrombie and Fitch.

/shameless plug


ilove that stuff

[love_american_style]

do it in da butt

[Chancetobe]

The facial hair, and the hat. Not a hot hat...

[Dan CiTi]

A classic case of intellectual whoredom.
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/
And read the Ladder Theory. Learn its secrets. Become the alpha male.
That a joke?

[thejetstolehome]

dude.... shave.

[yrbanys]

There is a simple, three-step recovery plan for the kind of man-lonliness from which you suffer.

1. Lose the mustache. For the love of God, it looks like it's eating your face.

2. Grow some cajones. If you need to, use steroids.

3. Join a man-harem and time-share for affection. It's just as good as the real thing, I swear.

[xTJx]

Use sex panther. 60% of the time, it works every time.

[thatwasamoment]

how bout give up and let them find you.

im guessing you creep girls out.

[TxRepresent]

Lose the spiked gelled hair thing, the mustache is just not working unless you are one of those crazy does shit b/c its funny kinda guys. And i agree with the kid above me it sounds like you are kinda creepy.

[xTJx]

g33k.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

You do sound creepy dude

[1Roth4]

You do sound creepy dude

thats even coming from a 14 yr old.. Ouch

anyways.

I would say shave the cookie tickler... grow your hair out.. and stop trying.

a dude that isnt looking for anything, and isnt paying attention to everything that walks by him with a vagina will be the first one to pick up.

looking desperate is not a turn on

and you my friend must be very desperate for posting something on AP about your love life.

oh.. grow your hair out. girls love to run their fingers through a long mop

[1Roth4]

g33k.


hahah.

where the fuck have you been dude.

haven't talked to you in a dogs age.

[xTJx]

hahah.

where the fuck have you been dude.

haven't talked to you in a dogs age.
I know, it's been forever. I've been hanging around. How've you been doin'?

[redsand62]

the cookie tickler...



is that dirty?

[swirlofhues]

you seem like you try too hard. some guys are just meant to be stuck in that "friend stage".

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

is that dirty?


I would hope not! That would be just gross....yet its kinda funny!

[1Roth4]

I know, it's been forever. I've been hanging around. How've you been doin'?


not to much man, workin for a site still... going to school

you know how i do

[1Roth4]

is that dirty?

very

[1Roth4]

I would hope not! That would be just gross....yet its kinda funny!

it was.

im sorry if i offended you

[Dan CiTi]

you seem like you try too hard. some guys are just meant to be stuck in that "friend stage".

She's right. Just chill and let it happen. You can't be with all the girls you want dude.

thats even coming from a 14 yr old.. Ouch

anyways.

I would say shave the cookie tickler... grow your hair out.. and stop trying.

a dude that isnt looking for anything, and isnt paying attention to everything that walks by him with a vagina will be the first one to pick up.

looking desperate is not a turn on

and you my friend must be very desperate for posting something on AP about your love life.

oh.. grow your hair out. girls love to run their fingers through a long mop

This is so true.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

it was.

im sorry if i offended you


What? I dont care if it was dirty. I'm just saying that it would be gross if it was. But its good.

[concernedparent]

wtf. ive noticed that girls go for complete fucking idiots.

i myself, am not a fucking moron. nor a complete social misfit.

i dress stylish, im not a troll. i dont look like i was exposed to radiation.

i dont fucking get it. can a girl plz honestly tell me what the fuck is wrong me?*

im 19, ive had serious relationships. but when a girl becomes interested in me, and i try to get with her, she says she doesnt want to ruin our friendship.

so a girl, plz, elaborate.

this is what i look like.
http://myspace-022.vo.llnwd.net/01480/22/03/1480463022_l.jpg

some one plz tell me, so i can go to sleep.
shave bro.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

Haha... I think everyone has come to the same conclusion

[Cheshire_Buddha]

wtf. ive noticed that girls go for complete fucking idiots.

i myself, am not a fucking moron. nor a complete social misfit.

i dress stylish, im not a troll. i dont look like i was exposed to radiation.

i dont fucking get it. can a girl plz honestly tell me what the fuck is wrong me?*

im 19, ive had serious relationships. but when a girl becomes interested in me, and i try to get with her, she says she doesnt want to ruin our friendship.

so a girl, plz, elaborate.

this is what i look like.
http://myspace-022.vo.llnwd.net/01480/22/03/1480463022_l.jpg

some one plz tell me, so i can go to sleep.

Shave, then listen to some Between the Buried and Me. Chicks dig Between the Buried and Me.

[thatwasamoment]

Grow that stash as long as you can. Chicks love that.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

Shave, then listen to some Between the Buried and Me. Chicks dig Between the Buried and Me.

Agreed

[HplessRomntic]

this thread is too funny. ahahhaha

[buysoap]

I like how you posted your picture, and you are clearly an ugly person, and you are asking us why no one is attractive to you.

That is comedic.

[buysoap]

shave bro.

Listen to Casey. He's 16, he knows what he's talking about!

[sayyes]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g23/Base3Studd/shave.jpg

[concernedparent]

Listen to Casey. He's 16, he knows what he's talking about!
And let's face it, I'm a hottie.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

... No comment

[concernedparent]

... No comment


psh, yeah right. I'm beautiful!

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

What? I didnt mean that in a bad way... Just... No comment.

[concernedparent]

What? I didnt mean that in a bad way... Just... No comment.
I see how it is!

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

I see how it is!


What?? Just that I think your hot.... Nothin to it

[concernedparent]

What?? Just that I think your hot.... Nothin to it
Oh. Thanks.

[buysoap]

Casey and a random chick, sitting on a board\

F-U-C-K-I-N-G

First comes love

Then comes marriage

Then comes the ban hammer for not following board policy

[sayyes]

What?? Just that I think your hot.... Nothin to it
hotter than Jared Leto?

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

hotter than Jared Leto?


Oh hell no.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

Oh. Thanks.


Hey, your the one who started this....

[concernedparent]

Hey, your the one who started this....
I can't stop myself from being the most beautiful boy on the west coast.

[thatwasamoment]

Oh. Thanks.
fiveheads wants your body

[buysoap]

I can't stop myself from being the most beautiful boy on the west coast.


I call the east coast

[concernedparent]

fiveheads wants your body
Who in the hell is fiveheads? That monster from hercules? Sweeet.

[concernedparent]

I call the east coast
Sorry, but I visit new york every year, and my family's from the east coast, so I call the east coast as well.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

Who in the hell is fiveheads? That monster from hercules? Sweeet.

HAHA! Nice! I love Hercules!

[redsand62]

nahhh, the east coast is mine. sorry buddy.

[concernedparent]

HAHA! Nice! I love Hercules!
Who doesn't? cough, send me noods, cough

[buysoap]

Sorry, but I visit new york every year, and my family's from the east coast, so I call the east coast as well.

You're dead to me.



P.S. It's called The Hydra

[redsand62]

i hope the guy who made this thread is learning something from all of this.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

HAHA! He should learn something.... No, he NEEDS to learn something

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

Who doesn't? cough, send me noods, cough

haha....I only laugh

[Rock]

i've got the midwest.

[Juanizzle]

all u guys said is i need to kill my stash.

i cant put it down. im going for the whole borat thing.

[concernedparent]

all u guys said is i need to kill my stash.

i cant put it down. im going for the whole borat thing.
Dude, shave the stash.

[concernedparent]

You're dead to me.



P.S. It's called The Hydra
cough, send me noods, cough

[zbrmike79]

all u guys said is i need to kill my stash.

i cant put it down. im going for the whole borat thing.

the borat thing is not attractive

[iLikePants]

all u guys said is i need to kill my stash.

i cant put it down. im going for the whole borat thing.
Have you even seen that movie? Are those the kind of women you want to attract?

[atticus1492]

let me tell you something.

you look like a troll who has been affected by radiation poisoning. sorry.

[FatJordan]

all u guys said is i need to kill my stash.

i cant put it down. im going for the whole borat thing.

Don't kill the rustache. Chicks dig a guy who tries way too hard to grow facial hair.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Dude, shave the stash.
No dude, seriously.

Shave. the stache.

[buysoap]

all u guys said is i need to kill my stash.

i cant put it down. im going for the whole borat thing.



Hint fucking hint.

[thejetstolehome]

all u guys said is i need to kill my stash.

i cant put it down. im going for the whole borat thing.

no. shave. you look like a fucking idiot with it. kill the stache. seriously.

[redsand62]

did anyone check his profile?


interests: cars, computers, sex



:lol:

[atticus1492]

did anyone check his profile?


interests: cars, computers, sex



:lol:

that seems completely normal to me. it is exactly the same as mine.

[redsand62]

that seems completely normal to me. it is exactly the same as mine.


touche.



i guess the mustache is what made it funny.

[concernedparent]

Shave the stash! It does nothing for you broseph.

[redsand62]

did you shave it yet??

[concernedparent]

did you shave it yet??
word

[redsand62]

this thread can't die until he proves that he is clean shaven.

[laryssa]

I think the fact that this kid is on a website asking people why he doesn't get chicks is funny, haha.

PERSONALLY, I go for "nice" boys, boys that don't neccesarily look all that great and I still get burned. You all are jerks. I just want to hang out and get drunk with you and watch sports now.

[thedood]

I think the fact that this kid is on a website asking people why he doesn't get chicks is funny, haha.

PERSONALLY, I go for "nice" boys, boys that don't neccesarily look all that great and I still get burned. You all are jerks. I just want to hang out and get drunk with you and watch sports now.

do you want to go out for dinner?

[laryssa]

do you want to go out for dinner?

If you pay

[thedood]

If you pay
i treat my ladies right. (i have no ladies)

[laryssa]

i treat my ladies right. (i have no ladies)

Except for me! Aww. BFFL.

[redsand62]

PERSONALLY, I go for boys that don't neccesarily look all that great.


there goes my chance.

[thedood]

there goes my chance.

you're alright.

[laryssa]

there goes my chance.

Hahaha.

[redsand62]

you're alright.

who are you kidding? i'm adorable. you would cuddle me in a second.

[wyverna]

i don't get it either