View Full Version : For all the girls who don't know how to masturbate (i.e. Hannah and Laura)
Tom Foolery
07/15/03, 01:41 PM
No more excuses, ladies!!!
http://www.female-masturbation-ejaculation.com/
Enjoy yourselves, darlings. Please.
FishAlotNBePunk
07/15/03, 01:42 PM
shut up.
Julie, way to call these girls out. That's a little rude eh? Anyway, you admitted to being a late bloomer in this field, so don't try to be so cool.
I say this only because I am dying to get into your hotpants.
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
shut up.
How many of your 5200 have been about masturbating? Huh, a lot. Yes, that's right.
Tom Foolery
07/15/03, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by devin
Julie, way to call these girls out. That's a little rude eh? Anyway, you admitted to being a late bloomer in this field, so don't try to be so cool.
I say this only because I am dying to get into your hotpants.
Late bloomer??? Are you kidding me? We've been over this. I was WAY ahead of my game for my age. It's the boys who start early.
FishAlotNBePunk
07/15/03, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by devin
How many of your 5200 have been about masturbating? Huh, a lot. Yes, that's right.
maybe 20 at the most. and plus what she said was rude. if the girls dont wanna masturbate, then fine. who cares. its not a big deal.
Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Late bloomer??? Are you kidding me? We've been over this. I was WAY ahead of my game for my age. It's the boys who start early.
Anything past 12 is a late-bloomer.
Doolittle
07/15/03, 01:48 PM
or maybe you missed out on where this thread came from. so chill out seth
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
maybe 20 at the most. and plus what she said was rude. if the girls dont wanna masturbate, then fine. who cares. its not a big deal.
Neither girl has said they don't want to. One said she doesn't know how. The other says she gets horny, but doesn't really know what to do either. So she is being helpful.
ms y o o n
07/15/03, 01:51 PM
did my name REALLY have to be in the title?
i will go now and read this.
Doolittle
07/15/03, 01:52 PM
hannah we would have known this was for you anyway
FishAlotNBePunk
07/15/03, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by devin
Neither girl has said they don't want to. One said she doesn't know how. The other says she gets horny, but doesn't really know what to do either. So she is being helpful.
i see.
Tom Foolery
07/15/03, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
i see.
Open mouth, insert foot.
I made this thread in a playful, teasing, light-hearted way. I'm not trying to insult either girl. I really am trying to help them out. No need to jump down my throat, cuntrag.
I predict that this thread will cause more guys than girls to masturbate.
fezwik80
07/15/03, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by devin
How many of your 5200 have been about masturbating? Huh, a lot. Yes, that's right.
very very good point
Doolittle
07/15/03, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by devin
I predict that this thread will cause more guys than girls to masturbate.
and soon enough the chat will be empty if people follow hannahs lead
FishAlotNBePunk
07/15/03, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Open mouth, insert foot.
I made this thread in a playful, teasing, light-hearted way. I'm not trying to insult either girl. I really am trying to help them out. No need to jump down my throat, cuntrag.
hey hey hey, im sorry, i understand now. sheesh.
Tom Foolery
07/15/03, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by devin
I predict that this thread will cause more guys than girls to masturbate.
I wouldn't be so sure of that! I'm learning some wonderful tips from that site myself. Those poor kitties won't know what hit them. :eek:
ifeelused
07/15/03, 02:17 PM
i think the guys should definately read that, help out their girls a little
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/15/03, 02:31 PM
I found the Oral Vacuum quite funny. I'd like to thank Devin for linking to it in the chat, and causing a good laugh.
richter915
07/15/03, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by devin
I predict that this thread will cause more guys than girls to masturbate.
how right you are ::zips up fly:: how right you are.
Originally posted by richter915
how right you are ::zips up fly:: how right you are.
Hahaha
You've got moxy kid
that was some good reading
thank god for the internet
ms y o o n
07/15/03, 03:38 PM
woah the ads were a bit.. woah
FishAlotNBePunk
07/15/03, 03:39 PM
i still like tubgirl.
alot.
Tom Foolery
07/15/03, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Ronin
Hahaha
You've got moxy kid
He's also got spunk. Quite literally.
asubtledaggerx
07/16/03, 11:22 AM
haha thanks for that Julie. I'll be sure to uh....use that sometime...
oc_dodo
07/16/03, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
maybe 20 at the most. and plus what she said was rude. if the girls dont wanna masturbate, then fine. who cares. its not a big deal.
i agree! i don't masturbate........i know none of y'all wanted to hear that. but not every girl masturbates........but we all know that every guy does.......any one beg to differ?
Tom Foolery
07/16/03, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by oc_dodo
i agree! i don't masturbate........i know none of y'all wanted to hear that. but not every girl masturbates........but we all know that every guy does.......any one beg to differ?
Ahhh, you're missing out, honey. Click the link!
I clicked the link. It was great.
oc_dodo
07/16/03, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Ahhh, you're missing out, honey. Click the link!
not really my man takes care of that for me......
ifeelused
07/16/03, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by oc_dodo
not really my man takes care of that for me......
just click the damn link! or let your man click the link so he becomes more educated
Tom Foolery
07/16/03, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by oc_dodo
not really my man takes care of that for me......
That's swell but your man will not always be around.
And the first step towards getting pleasure from others is knowing how to pleasure yourself. Even Dr. Drew agrees.
And Laura, you're welcome, babycakes!
richter915
07/16/03, 11:47 AM
all i have to say to you women is that....sex can wait...masturbate...and tape yourself doing it and sell it to me!!!!!!
oc_dodo
07/16/03, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
That's swell but your man will not always be around.
And the first step towards getting pleasure from others is knowing how to pleasure yourself. Even Dr. Drew agrees.
And Laura, you're welcome, babycakes!
ok, i did go to the site i too like the vaccum one.(made me laugh) i honestly think i can't masterbate. but like i said i have a man and if that fails i'll get a vibrator. i heard your supposed to imagine stuff and trust me i can't. i've had friends try and teach me and nothing. i'll keep the site in mind but i don't have a comoputer at home so i really don't want to learn how to masterbate at work.......
richter915
07/16/03, 11:54 AM
It's not all that hard...you can just imagine you and your man doing something real erotic and uh...double click the mouse as my girlfriend calls it...or just get a dirty magazine with all those nice nice nice pictures...sadly all i need in the JC Penny women's underwear section...but you may not be as much of a horny toad as i am...the trick is to be creative...
Tom Foolery
07/16/03, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by oc_dodo
ok, i did go to the site i too like the vaccum one.(made me laugh) i honestly think i can't masterbate. but like i said i have a man and if that fails i'll get a vibrator. i heard your supposed to imagine stuff and trust me i can't. i've had friends try and teach me and nothing. i'll keep the site in mind but i don't have a comoputer at home so i really don't want to learn how to masterbate at work.......
I'm glad you're keeping an open-mind about this and willing to try! Don't worry, you'll get it eventually.
oc_dodo
07/16/03, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
I'm glad you're keeping an open-mind about this and willing to try! Don't worry, you'll get it eventually.
like i said i'll just buy a vibrator.
Tom Foolery
07/16/03, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by oc_dodo
like i said i'll just buy a vibrator.
Using a vibrator is still masturbation, darling. It seems like you're trying to delude yourself about this.
oc_dodo
07/16/03, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by richter915
It's not all that hard...you can just imagine you and your man doing something real erotic and uh...double click the mouse as my girlfriend calls it...or just get a dirty magazine with all those nice nice nice pictures...sadly all i need in the JC Penny women's underwear section...but you may not be as much of a horny toad as i am...the trick is to be creative...
ok, yeah, can't do that tried i just start laughing. same with porn, i think it is the funniest shit.
OscarMurder
07/16/03, 12:46 PM
why is masturbation the biggest topic on this board? every day... i swear it gets old
oc_dodo
07/16/03, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Using a vibrator is still masturbation, darling. It seems like you're trying to delude yourself about this.
i know tht it is still masterbation i'm saying i can't finger bang myself ok i didn't want to get valgur.
richter915
07/16/03, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by OscarMurder
why is masturbation the biggest topic on this board? every day... i swear it gets old
hmm...i say there should be a masturbation forum...or or combine it with Kevin's idea for a sports forum...some may see flogging the dolphin as a sport...i see it as a spectator sport...i should be made a mod for that forum...you can give tips and tricks, do's and don'ts...it's would be a great great thing.
OscarMurder
07/16/03, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by richter915
hmm...i say there should be a masturbation forum...or or combine it with Kevin's idea for a sports forum...some may see flogging the dolphin as a sport...i see it as a spectator sport...i should be made a mod for that forum...you can give tips and tricks, do's and don'ts...it's would be a great great thing.
no it deffinetly wouldnt be
richter915
07/16/03, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by oc_dodo
i know tht it is still masterbation i'm saying i can't finger bang myself ok i didn't want to get valgur.
get your boyfriend to finger you...it might be a little more exiciting or something like that...don't go straight for a vibrator though...try other things...
oc_dodo
07/16/03, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by richter915
get your boyfriend to finger you...it might be a little more exiciting or something like that...don't go straight for a vibrator though...try other things...
ok if my boyfriend was there why would i have him finger me when we can just do the nasty? and it is better then me doing it myself. i don't even use a vibrator i said if i had to masterbate i would rather use a vibrator.
richter915
07/16/03, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by oc_dodo
ok if my boyfriend was there why would i have him finger me when we can just do the nasty? and it is better then me doing it myself. i don't even use a vibrator i said if i had to masterbate i would rather use a vibrator.
good point...but i heard that fingering/eating out is a good part in foreplay so...ya...good times.
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