When Smart Guys Go Frat

[devin]

SilvaBullet 06 (10:19:32 PM): remember the cherry dress girl?
Recovered13 (10:20:45 PM): yes...
Recovered13 (10:20:48 PM): keep in mind that i'm single
Recovered13 (10:20:52 PM): so i might strangle you if this story goes the way i think it's going
SilvaBullet 06 (10:20:56 PM): guess who i hooked up with on sunday night?
Recovered13 (10:21:13 PM): you fucker
Recovered13 (10:21:18 PM): she's a good girl?
SilvaBullet 06 (10:21:23 PM): yeah
SilvaBullet 06 (10:21:25 PM): she's awesome
SilvaBullet 06 (10:21:34 PM): i'm going to her town's fireworks tomorrow night with her
SilvaBullet 06 (10:21:38 PM): she's like 5'10
SilvaBullet 06 (10:21:42 PM): really thin
Recovered13 (10:21:44 PM): whoa, amazon
SilvaBullet 06 (10:21:44 PM): great style
SilvaBullet 06 (10:21:49 PM): good taste in music
Recovered13 (10:21:56 PM): so basically she's too good to be true
SilvaBullet 06 (10:21:59 PM): outwardly innocent
SilvaBullet 06 (10:22:08 PM): but seems to be a bit wild
Recovered13 (10:22:12 PM): oh man
Recovered13 (10:22:15 PM): that's so key in a girl
Recovered13 (10:22:22 PM): outwardly innocent, but wild behind closed doors
SilvaBullet 06 (10:22:23 PM): totally
Recovered13 (10:22:23 PM): KEY
Recovered13 (10:22:37 PM): good taste in music is also integral
SilvaBullet 06 (10:22:46 PM): very much so
Recovered13 (10:22:47 PM): jess has been putting boxcar racer lyrics in her away messages
SilvaBullet 06 (10:22:56 PM): and liking me is always key
SilvaBullet 06 (10:22:58 PM): eep
Recovered13 (10:22:58 PM): i cant believe she compares our breakup to BOXCAR RACER LYRICS
Recovered13 (10:23:17 PM): boxcar racer devin
Recovered13 (10:23:20 PM): hold on to this girl
SilvaBullet 06 (10:23:35 PM): i'm gonna man
SilvaBullet 06 (10:23:47 PM): i get a special feeling about this one
SilvaBullet 06 (10:23:54 PM): and she kissed a porn star on saturday
SilvaBullet 06 (10:23:58 PM): how cool of a girl is that
Recovered13 (10:24:03 PM): ....
SilvaBullet 06 (10:24:07 PM): to go to a porn star autograph signing
Recovered13 (10:24:10 PM): where does she go to school?
Recovered13 (10:24:13 PM): close?
SilvaBullet 06 (10:24:33 PM): she's going to udel in the fall
SilvaBullet 06 (10:24:38 PM): and she lives 30 minutes away
SilvaBullet 06 (10:24:49 PM): delaware isn't far from princeton
Recovered13 (10:24:56 PM): you realize that you've just struck gold
SilvaBullet 06 (10:25:05 PM): i think so
Recovered13 (10:25:08 PM): far enough away that you're not smothered, close enough to get tang at will
SilvaBullet 06 (10:25:09 PM): i like this one better than kay
SilvaBullet 06 (10:25:30 PM): yeah, i think it's going to work out nicely
SilvaBullet 06 (10:25:33 PM): at least for the summer
Recovered13 (10:25:50 PM): and she's into it?
Recovered13 (10:25:54 PM): on a similar level?
SilvaBullet 06 (10:26:03 PM): she definitely seems to like me
SilvaBullet 06 (10:26:17 PM): i mean, she was definitely eager to see me again
SilvaBullet 06 (10:26:25 PM): i asked her yesterday when we could hang out again
SilvaBullet 06 (10:26:30 PM): and she said wednesday
SilvaBullet 06 (10:26:36 PM): which is a good sign if you ask me
Recovered13 (10:26:41 PM): niiiiiiiice
SilvaBullet 06 (10:26:48 PM): and she admitted to telling some friends about me
Recovered13 (10:26:50 PM): anything less than a week is a GOOD sign
Recovered13 (10:27:14 PM): all im getting lately is skanks
SilvaBullet 06 (10:27:15 PM): certainly
SilvaBullet 06 (10:27:23 PM): i asked her what she thought when she first saw me
SilvaBullet 06 (10:27:27 PM): and she said she was happy
SilvaBullet 06 (10:27:40 PM): she definitely is into me
SilvaBullet 06 (10:27:52 PM): i had an interesting weekend
SilvaBullet 06 (10:27:58 PM): just the night before i hooked up with another girl
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:02 PM): but that didn't go well
Recovered13 (10:28:08 PM): you're a bastard, i hope you realize that
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:10 PM): and i hadn't talked to kristin (cherry dress)
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:13 PM): in a few days
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:21 PM): so i assumed things had failed there
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:30 PM): but then she said she was bored and wanted to hang out
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:37 PM): some ice cream with her friend first
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:39 PM): i was all charming
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:43 PM): and then playground time
SilvaBullet 06 (10:28:47 PM): always a deal closer
Recovered13 (10:28:48 PM): listen, ice cream is the secret key
Recovered13 (10:28:52 PM): playground man
Recovered13 (10:28:58 PM): you know all my moves
Recovered13 (10:29:05 PM): playground at night is classic
Recovered13 (10:29:09 PM): it's never failed me
SilvaBullet 06 (10:29:24 PM): she took me!
Recovered13 (10:29:39 PM): oh man
Recovered13 (10:29:42 PM): you got picked up hardcore
SilvaBullet 06 (10:29:57 PM): for sure
SilvaBullet 06 (10:30:08 PM): playgrounds make physical contact so easy
Recovered13 (10:30:21 PM): they also make HIV contact so easy
Recovered13 (10:30:24 PM): but its worth it
SilvaBullet 06 (10:30:50 PM): haha
SilvaBullet 06 (10:30:54 PM): this is was a nice town
SilvaBullet 06 (10:30:58 PM): so i think it was ok
Recovered13 (10:31:13 PM): dont blow this one
Recovered13 (10:31:20 PM): no signs of insanity?
SilvaBullet 06 (10:31:23 PM): none
SilvaBullet 06 (10:31:32 PM): she has a little jersey accent
SilvaBullet 06 (10:31:38 PM): but it's only on the cute words
Recovered13 (10:31:48 PM): hahahaha
Recovered13 (10:31:51 PM): the best kind of accent
Recovered13 (10:31:55 PM): well...no
SilvaBullet 06 (10:32:14 PM): not really
SilvaBullet 06 (10:32:15 PM): but it's ok
Recovered13 (10:32:28 PM): intelligent?
Recovered13 (10:32:34 PM): can you used multi-syllabic words?
Recovered13 (10:32:52 PM): i once had to explain what the "adversarial justice system" was to jess
Recovered13 (10:32:54 PM): it wasnt fun
Recovered13 (10:32:58 PM): it involved hand puppets
SilvaBullet 06 (10:33:12 PM): definitely could keep up the conversation
SilvaBullet 06 (10:33:20 PM): didn't have to explain anything
SilvaBullet 06 (10:33:35 PM): very willing to talk about what she saw in the sex shop the day before
Recovered13 (10:33:58 PM): ....
Recovered13 (10:34:03 PM): i really fucking hate you
SilvaBullet 06 (10:34:15 PM): haha
SilvaBullet 06 (10:34:35 PM): so i saw the pic of kristin and her friend laura molesting brianna banks
Recovered13 (10:34:41 PM): scan it
SilvaBullet 06 (10:34:45 PM): i don't have it
SilvaBullet 06 (10:34:49 PM): i'll make one of them
SilvaBullet 06 (10:34:55 PM): brianna's snatch is hanging out of her skirt
SilvaBullet 06 (10:35:12 PM): kristin said, "i wish i wore a longer skirt, i didn't realize her vag would be on my thigh"
Recovered13 (10:35:22 PM): hahahahaha
Recovered13 (10:35:24 PM): and funny
SilvaBullet 06 (10:35:38 PM): yup
SilvaBullet 06 (10:35:47 PM): and she takes my jokes well
SilvaBullet 06 (10:35:52 PM): and is a dancer
SilvaBullet 06 (10:35:55 PM): which is a good sign
SilvaBullet 06 (10:36:01 PM): oh, and she shaves!
SilvaBullet 06 (10:36:06 PM): i can't go back to unshaven
Recovered13 (10:36:09 PM): i dont date girls that dont shave
Recovered13 (10:36:11 PM): exactly
Recovered13 (10:36:21 PM): after you've seen the benefits, you cant settle for less
SilvaBullet 06 (10:36:29 PM): exactly
Recovered13 (10:36:56 PM): it just seems so....french
SilvaBullet 06 (10:36:59 PM): ooh!!!!
SilvaBullet 06 (10:37:02 PM): best part
Recovered13 (10:37:17 PM): you've known this girl for like a week and a half
SilvaBullet 06 (10:37:18 PM): thanks in part to her mom, she has a huge collection of victoria's secret lingerie
Recovered13 (10:37:19 PM): i want you dead
SilvaBullet 06 (10:37:22 PM): great underwear
Recovered13 (10:37:26 PM): alright
SilvaBullet 06 (10:37:26 PM): amazing underwear
Recovered13 (10:37:30 PM): that's it
Recovered13 (10:37:34 PM): i'm calling a hooker
SilvaBullet 06 (10:37:47 PM): haha
Recovered13 (10:37:59 PM): haha
Recovered13 (10:38:04 PM): budget escorts, here i come
Recovered13 (10:38:11 PM): seriously though, that's awesome
SilvaBullet 06 (10:38:16 PM): yeah
SilvaBullet 06 (10:38:21 PM): i am so happy about this
SilvaBullet 06 (10:38:27 PM): it's very good in many ways
SilvaBullet 06 (10:38:34 PM): and since she's my fourth kristen/kristin
SilvaBullet 06 (10:38:37 PM): i'm used to the name
Recovered13 (10:38:42 PM): hahaha
Recovered13 (10:38:48 PM): i had a kirsten once
Recovered13 (10:38:55 PM): but i kept calling her kristen
Recovered13 (10:38:58 PM): that didnt last long
SilvaBullet 06 (10:39:00 PM): i've had a couple katherine's too
SilvaBullet 06 (10:39:00 PM): haha
SilvaBullet 06 (10:39:12 PM): a good name is very important
SilvaBullet 06 (10:39:17 PM): i mean, you have to use it all the time
Recovered13 (10:39:19 PM): its key
Recovered13 (10:39:27 PM): i cant say "mildred" every day
Recovered13 (10:39:33 PM): no matter how attractive "mildred" is
SilvaBullet 06 (10:40:17 PM): eek

[the_champ_is_here]

And the point of this was...

[Frodo]

Recovered13 (10:25:08 PM): far enough away that you're not smothered, close enough to get tang at will

haha i wish we were all lucky enough to get that

[ms y o o n]

woah too lazy to read! but im sure it was super funny....

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
woah too lazy to read! but im sure it was super funny....

not super funny. just 2 guys talking about girls.

[devin]

It wasn't mean to be super funny. Someone asked cause I alluded to it, so I posted it. There doesn't have to be a point to a thread. But, by posting in it twice, you keep it near the top. Thanks.

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by OffBasil
not super funny. just 2 guys talking about girls.


oh ok. boys always talk about girls...
the chat... thats all its been about

sex

[Tom Foolery]

Well, I personally thought it was fucking hilarious. There were some nice one-liners in there, boys. Keep up the good work.


And 5'10" is Amazon? :(

[sigh]

Devin my friend, i believe you might have just found the holy grail.

On another note: SilvaBullet 06 (10:27:15 PM): certainly
That instantly reminded me of that guy who also wnet to Princeton(i think) in Catcher in the Rye. Now whenever says certainly i think of that guy!

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
oh ok. boys always talk about girls...
the chat... thats all its been about

sex


That's because Devin and I, sexual connoisseurs that we are, have pwned that chat every night for the last few days.

[BustaNutz]

Here are my thoughts:

I doubt very much Devin alluded to anything, I'm more than willing to wager that he led with that first line...

...I also liked how Devin ignored Colin's comments about his break-up. It's nice to see how thoughtful a person can be...

...Both of these guys won't date girls unless they shave? It's a prerequisite? I wonder if they have an appilcation to fill out when someone wants to date them, or do they just ask up front, "do you shave your cooter?"...

...Has Devin ever realized bringing girls home from shows can be a little bit of a health risk. I'd hate to see a friend of mine bring home a syphillitic nymph...

...I like how Devin has had four Kristens, and how he felt the need to share that. It was as if he was trying to rub it in Colin's face as if to say "While you're laying alone on Friday night in a drunken stupor, I am having monkey sex!" Then again what are friends for???

[Tom Foolery]

I think you're reading a bit too much into it, Pat. Why so bitter?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
I think you're reading a bit too much into it, Pat. Why so bitter?

I'm sorry I should have prefaced that by saying "I'M JUST KIDDING!"

I'm really not bitter at all... really, I'm not... Devin is just going out having random consentual sex with tons of different girls, then he brags of his sexual conquests to EVERYONE... but no, I'm not bitter :D ...

(I really am just kidding)

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Devin is just going out having random consentual sex with tons of different girls, then he brags of his sexual conquests to EVERYONE...

Damn...when you put it that way, even *I* start to feel a little bitter. Devin is a pimp. We should all be so lucky.

[sigh]

AND hes going to Princeton? Lucky dog

[Ronin]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
...Both of these guys won't date girls unless they shave? It's a prerequisite? I wonder if they have an appilcation to fill out when someone wants to date them, or do they just ask up front, "do you shave your cooter?"...

The forms need to be completed in triplicate

I've also introduced some psychological screening. It was neccessary.

[Patrick]

Originally posted by Ronin
The forms need to be completed in triplicate

I've also introduced some psychological screening. It was neccessary.
hahahahahahha

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Ronin
The forms need to be completed in triplicate

I've also introduced some psychological screening. It was neccessary.

I see, and do you test for hereditary shortcomings, for instance do you ask if their family has a history of baldness or mid-life obesity? I mean these are both very serious conditions. You could marry this girl and one morning wake up and she's no longer the cute little vixen you once knew, she is hairless heifer... We wouldn't want that now would we? Perhaps you need to step up the screening process. Lord knows Devin does...

"You're cute, do you have a vagina?"
"Ummm yes"
"Good enough"

Don't worry though it will catch up to him one day when his penis turns black and falls off, we call that ghonrrhea.

[oc_dodo]

didn't we have a talk about this yeaterday? what was the point of this thread......some dumb coversation? what a waste!

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Don't worry though it will catch up to him one day when his penis turns black and falls off, we call that ghonrrhea.

Actually, we call that "gonorrhea." And it's complications include:

Infection of the urethra, also known as urethritis (yur-ih-THREYE-tis)—The urethra is the tube in the center of the penis that passes urine and semen. Urethritis is usually what causes a burning sensation when you urinate or pee.

Inflammation of the tubes in the testicles, also known as Epididymitis (ep-ih-did-ih-MYE-tis)—This problem can lead to sensitivity and swelling of the testicles, or balls.

Chronic throat infection

Infertility—This means that you are unable to have children. It is usally caused by epididymitis, the infection of the testicles.

DGI—About 2% of those with gonorrhea will develop DGI (Disseminated Gonococcal Infection.) This happens when the bacteria enter the bloodstream and spreads throughout the body. It is usually causes fever, skin sores, heart problems and arthritis pain.

Proctitis (prock-TYE-tis)—inflammation or swelling of the rectum, or anus.

Itching and spasms in the rectum

Conjunctivitis (kon-JUNK-tiv-EYE-tis) oreye infection—You can get it by touching your eye with infected fluids. You usually get redness and discharge around the eyes. It is treatable but if nothing is done, it can result in blindness.

Death—Rare except for those who develop heart problems when gonorrhea spreads through the blood stream. (see DGI above)


Hmmmm...don't see any mention of the dick turning black and falling off.

And there's a difference between upholding your award for best insults and just being a plain asshole, Pat.

Pwned.

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto

And there's a difference between upholding your award for best insults and just being a plain asshole, Pat.

Pwned. I'm going out on a limb here and saying I think he was kidding around.

Don't you have more sexual ladened threads to make?

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by nihilism
I'm going out on a limb here and saying I think he was kidding around.

Don't you have more sexual ladened threads to make?

I'm all sexed out. Rough night. Maybe I'll be up to it later.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
Actually, we call that "gonorrhea." And it's complications include:

Infection of the urethra, also known as urethritis (yur-ih-THREYE-tis)—The urethra is the tube in the center of the penis that passes urine and semen. Urethritis is usually what causes a burning sensation when you urinate or pee.

Inflammation of the tubes in the testicles, also known as Epididymitis (ep-ih-did-ih-MYE-tis)—This problem can lead to sensitivity and swelling of the testicles, or balls.

Chronic throat infection

Infertility—This means that you are unable to have children. It is usally caused by epididymitis, the infection of the testicles.

DGI—About 2% of those with gonorrhea will develop DGI (Disseminated Gonococcal Infection.) This happens when the bacteria enter the bloodstream and spreads throughout the body. It is usually causes fever, skin sores, heart problems and arthritis pain.

Proctitis (prock-TYE-tis)—inflammation or swelling of the rectum, or anus.

Itching and spasms in the rectum

Conjunctivitis (kon-JUNK-tiv-EYE-tis) oreye infection—You can get it by touching your eye with infected fluids. You usually get redness and discharge around the eyes. It is treatable but if nothing is done, it can result in blindness.

Death—Rare except for those who develop heart problems when gonorrhea spreads through the blood stream. (see DGI above)


Hmmmm...don't see any mention of the dick turning black and falling off.

And there's a difference between upholding your award for best insults and just being a plain asshole, Pat.

Pwned.

I'm kidding around Julie, have you noticed that Devin doesn't really mind it. He gives me shit EVERY NIGHT over the anal story, so I think I can give him some shit back. And do you think that he cares I'm making fun of the fact he gets laid whenever he wants it? NO! I doubt very highly it bothers him. If I was trying to be malicious it would be very noticeable. I consider Devin a buddy so I do give him a hard time about things from time to time, especially when he allows for it. Colin is the same way. So chill out, I've never seen someone get up in arms over something I said to someone else.

[theused_FSF]

you people know too much