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Rufio217
07/16/03, 03:39 PM
You all talk about cliches, well this has all of the, I was so sick of hearing "THAT IS SO CLICHE" WELL THIS ONE IS, the -ation curse, the A B A B rhyming, the heart on my sleeve, the i hate my fathers, the suicide trends, and the friends revenge, all in one read LAUGH and enjoy.....


This is a reformation
Of my damnation
resulting from a lack of communication
So this is my conformation
That I'm leaving the nation

Never again to return
we build bridges that we burn
Just a run and gun
Lifestyle that's no fun
Just another cliche
From Gainsville, F... L... A...

High on the bridge
Ready to jump
Take a number son
Everyone seems to be here
CUtting your wrists
WEll there are no blades
To many people already had that idea
Since when did suicide become the new "dieing" trend?

YOur hearts on your sleeve
and your heads up your ass
So look up there and try to find a star
To wish upon
OOP not that one it's already atken
Wow who knew so many people
Would be doing teh same
Lookign to teh sky to find a star?
Hmm where the fuck else would they be?

Your friend stabbed you in teh back
Let me Guess?
True friends stab you in teh front?
I don't think I've heard that before
Except 1,000,000 other times
But it's still original
Don't worry those 12 year old girls
Are still in love with you

Your anger at your girlfriend
B?c she broek your heart
well your a dueche bag
you deserved it
Your anger at your father
because he tried to love you?
That's a little fucked up don't you think
household with a 6 figure income
And you talk about hard times?
Shut up and drive your convertible off a cliff

You never had it that abd so wipe off teh eyeliner
remove teh nailpolish
Take out the spikes
That linger in your hair
And heres some baby oil for those water type tattoos
Heres a gift certificate to Abercrombie and Fitch
Cause after you throwout your dickies
And didd all your band tees
Burn your mesh hats
You will need a new wardrobe
BUT keep the converse....Even teh cool kids wear them.

wadejunkie
07/16/03, 04:08 PM
i blame the government

Rufio217
07/16/03, 04:43 PM
AHHHH CRAP..........I forgot that one........DAMNIT, I'm so stupid, what is wrong with me.....lol

decisionpending
07/17/03, 01:12 PM
you talk so much about suicide and yet no, 'better off dead'... how very original!!! hehe

Rufio217
07/17/03, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by decisionpending
you talk so much about suicide and yet no, 'better off dead'... how very original!!! hehe


High on the bridge
Ready to jump
Take a number son
Everyone seems to be here
CUtting your wrists
WEll there are no blades
To many people already had that idea
Since when did suicide become the new "dieing" trend?


I figured that was enough on the suicide part, i tried to hit 1verse for each cliche i was thinking off, though i guess i could've added "i'm guess I'm better off dead" in that verse...somewhere

Rufio217
07/17/03, 05:43 PM
Comon people read it........It's funny, it gives you all somethign to do that you do best say "THAT IS SO CLICHE" b/c it is everybody's favorite phrase so comon.......

xAlexisonfirex
07/19/03, 07:56 AM
dude, didnt you use True friends stab you in the front in one of your songs and try to defend it not being cliche?

Rufio217
07/20/03, 03:53 AM
that's the whole point....this is sarcastic witty song to all those whoel call everything a cliche, it's my mockery of the deaf years that music seems to fall on

wewin
07/21/03, 08:24 AM
This song is SO cliched. My God. It seems like you just ran through all the cliches in songs today and crammed them into your song...

MY GOD.

Rufio217
07/21/03, 08:32 AM
Really, OHHH, I thought i was being so original to, Are you sure you read the right song b/c that all looks like cutting edge shit right there...?

wewin
07/21/03, 08:47 AM
sigh...i hope you know i was kidding...

Rufio217
07/21/03, 08:59 AM
ha ha ha, no worries i got it....