how to pick up chicks. [Archive]

Rancid Inc.

07/16/03, 06:29 PM

heh amen i find that to be true in most cases..... at least in my preferences.

Tom Foolery

07/16/03, 06:30 PM

Okay?

richter915

07/16/03, 06:33 PM

that's not telling me how to pick up chicks dammit! i need to know how!!! wait...i have a girlfriend...must shut up.

Tom Foolery

07/16/03, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by richter915
that's not telling me how to pick up chicks dammit! i need to know how!!! wait...i have a girlfriend...must shut up.

You should shut up for other reasons besides having a girlfriend.

worldstheory

07/16/03, 06:41 PM

I generally agree with it. Blond hair's ok though.

And the 'Subject' IS misleading.

richter915

07/16/03, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
You should shut up for other reasons besides having a girlfriend.

ya? like what?...surprise me

devin

07/16/03, 06:53 PM

Sorry dude, mini-skirts are definitely coming back in. And not liking girls because they are blonde is completely asinine. To be honest, they both look like trendwhores, so I would avoid them at all costs.

FishAlotNBePunk

07/16/03, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by devin
Sorry dude, mini-skirts are definitely coming back in. And not liking girls because they are blonde is completely asinine. To be honest, they both look like trendwhores, so I would avoid them at all costs.

for the first time ever...i agree with you 100% :eek:

Tom Foolery

07/16/03, 08:15 PM

Yep, mini-skirts are definitely coming back. You heard it here first.

devin

07/16/03, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
for the first time ever...i agree with you 100% :eek:

That's because I've never made any of the following posts:

"Seth is cool"
"I want to bang Britt"
"Fat Mike should impregnate me"

MapleLeaf

07/16/03, 08:18 PM

these (http://www.maculon.com/images/back_hoe_2.gif) are good to use if you want to pick up chicks. you can pick up fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones, even more than one at a time!

Tom Foolery

07/16/03, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by Banned
these (http://www.maculon.com/images/back_hoe_2.gif) are good to use if you want to pick up chicks. you can pick up fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones, even more than one at a time!

A tractor would be better. Girls think tractors are sexy. Well...I do anyway.

MapleLeaf

07/16/03, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
A tractor would be better. Girls think tractors are sexy. Well...I do anyway.

thats becuase youre the farm girl. you also find goats incredibly sexy so im not sure your views on tractors counts for much.

Tom Foolery

07/16/03, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by Banned
thats becuase youre the farm girl. you also find goats incredibly sexy so im not sure your views on tractors counts for much.

But...goats *are* sexy! :confused:

FishAlotNBePunk

07/16/03, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by devin
That's because I've never made any of the following posts:

"Seth is cool"
"I want to bang Britt"
"Fat Mike should impregnate me"

haha that was a burn...but funny...

you dont think im cool? :(

evil zach

07/16/03, 08:41 PM

They both look like girls I regrett dating

MapleLeaf

07/16/03, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by I_speak_ghetto
But...goats *are* sexy! :confused:

why of course they are!:rolleyes:

xxSpOoKsxx

07/16/03, 08:47 PM

thats for sure. bad= when you choose someone for how they dress or look. good= personalities are always the best. But thats an overated opinion probably.

Slick Shoes

07/16/03, 11:21 PM

i liek the mini skirt chick beta.

Greg

07/17/03, 03:45 AM

i honestly dont care about what they wear.... at a party i was at i was hanging with 4 girls. they all dressed differently. but all looked beautiful. and all were great people. so it doesn't really matter. and if you care about what they wear that much go get a prostitute... you could pay her to dress a certain way probably...

angie710

07/17/03, 04:29 AM

Originally posted by devin
Sorry dude, mini-skirts are definitely coming back in. And not liking girls because they are blonde is completely asinine. To be honest, they both look like trendwhores, so I would avoid them at all costs.

Teeehee....Devin! You changed your sig!!! You havent mailed me!! What is this all about????

richter915

07/17/03, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by xxSpOoKsxx
thats for sure. bad= when you choose someone for how they dress or look. good= personalities are always the best. But thats an overated opinion probably.

gotta agree with that one, only problem is nobody gives a rats ass to know your personality if you look like a cross between Big foot and a llama. though i personally would like to know a girl that looks like that...mmm...sexy.

angie710

07/17/03, 06:33 AM

Hell Yeah... Llamas are bangin!!!! :D

Charlito Cafe

07/17/03, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by richter915
gotta agree with that one, only problem is nobody gives a rats ass to know your personality if you look like a cross between Big foot and a llama. though i personally would like to know a girl that looks like that...mmm...sexy.

True, true.

oc_dodo

07/17/03, 06:44 AM

Originally posted by Banned
these (http://www.maculon.com/images/back_hoe_2.gif) are good to use if you want to pick up chicks. you can pick up fat ones, skinny ones, tall ones, short ones, even more than one at a time!
what kind of chicks are you trying to pick up? fat ones?

angie710

07/17/03, 06:57 AM

Fat chicks are cool...Aint nuttin wrong with some cushion for da pushin....

Greg

07/17/03, 06:59 AM

i love all girls... and they all love me... cep the dumb dirty ones... so i don't care about those

xxSpOoKsxx

07/17/03, 07:03 AM

true its pretty degrading when your used to cute girls and then all of sudden a dirty girl likes you. its pretty trippy.

richter915

07/17/03, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by xxSpOoKsxx
true its pretty degrading when your used to cute girls and then all of sudden a dirty girl likes you. its pretty trippy.

ya, that's the total opposite of what happens to me...actually with me...it's pretty trippy when ANY girl considers me ok...i am the biggest loser in the world...i deserve gold and cheap hookers.

Rancid Inc.

07/17/03, 07:09 AM

Originally posted by Greg
i love all girls... and they all love me... cep the dumb dirty ones... so i don't care about those

hahaha this kids got confidence.... maybe a little too much.

Greg

07/17/03, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by Rancid Inc.
hahaha this kids got confidence.... maybe a little too much.

all because of a party i went to on tuesday... let me rephrase... not all girls love me... but all girls that are good nice girls that have talked to me love me...

richter915

07/17/03, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Greg
all because of a party i went to on tuesday... let me rephrase... not all girls love me... but all girls that are good nice girls that have talked to me love me...

i hate you...because i envy you.

Greg

07/17/03, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by richter915
i hate you...because i envy you.

this... is a first... nobody has ever envied me....

the_champ_is_here

07/17/03, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by Greg
this... is a first... nobody has ever envied me....

with good reason

haha jk

Greg

07/17/03, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by OffBasil
with good reason

haha jk

no for real... there was a good reason... i didn't realize how it easy it was for me to get chicks to like me... i just need to find the right type of girls...

angie710

07/17/03, 07:36 AM

Grag..... Ur Da man!

Greg

07/17/03, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by angie710
Grag..... Ur Da man!

:D cep it's GrEg not GrAg... but it's the thought that counts....

ms y o o n

07/17/03, 08:47 AM

that picture was funny
but realy who cares what they wear... tahts what we're all gonna say, but most people actually do care

Greg

07/17/03, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
that picture was funny
but realy who cares what they wear... tahts what we're all gonna say, but most people actually do care

i dont care...

angie710

07/17/03, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by Greg
:D cep it's GrEg not GrAg... but it's the thought that counts....

Whooops...My bad...Hooked on phonics, baby...OoooOOOooh YeeeeaaaHHHhhhh :D

Greg

07/17/03, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by angie710
Whooops...My bad...Hooked on phonics, baby...OoooOOOooh YeeeeaaaHHHhhhh :D

it's all good, i still love you.

angie710

07/17/03, 08:56 AM

:D

*** blushing ***

Luv u too...:D

Greg

07/17/03, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by angie710
:D

*** blushing ***

Luv u too...:D

:D you're so awsome... everyone should love you.

angie710

07/17/03, 09:02 AM

STOP!!! My heads gonna explode!!!!

You're the best Greg...I WUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greg

07/17/03, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by angie710
STOP!!! My heads gonna explode!!!!

You're the best Greg...I WUV YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D i've neve been wuved before.. haha... seriosuly though you're the best... not me...

asubtledaggerx

07/17/03, 09:11 AM

oh man, reading that last page and a bit of this thread made me gag. :cool:

angie710

07/17/03, 09:19 AM

I told you not to deep throat if you werent experienced...:D

Greg...You're too good to me...We better stop before someone gets sick though...:rolleyes:

FishAlotNBePunk

07/17/03, 09:38 AM

i think im going to throw up again.

SnowintheSummer

07/17/03, 09:44 AM

stupid post, you cant just judge people like that :( like if someone has naturally blonde hair... theres nothing wrong with that... mini skirts can be cool...and a belly ring is a piercing , i thought you people liked piercings lol