What an idiot.

[icameonherface]

DENTON, Texas -- A high school basketball star is accused of calling in a bomb threat to the school the night of a game he was missing because of a suspension for fighting.
Howard Stirgus, an 18-year-old who came to Denton in 2005 after fleeing New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina, was jailed on suspicion of making a false alarm and abusing the 911 system.
Authorities said he called Denton High School on Tuesday night, claiming there was a bomb in the building that would detonate in minutes. The call delayed the start of a doubleheader between the Denton and Guyer girls and boys teams for more than an hour while authorities searched the school.
According to a police report, Stirgus admitted making the calls. He remained in the Denton County Jail on Thursday on a $12,500 bond, jail officials said. It was unclear if he had an attorney yet.
Denton Independent School District Athletic Director Ken Purcell said Stirgus, who averages 21.9 points and 9.8 rebounds per game, would not play pending a district investigation.

[FondestMemory]

that seems like a perfectly logical thing to do.

fucking moron.

[unwritten]

Pretty much.

[livethesounds]

haha man.

[sayyes]

Talk about digging yourself a deeper hole.

[bduke13]

Why would he admit to doing that anyway?

[livethesounds]

hes obviously not too intelligent if he did the act in the first place

[falloutboy.]

everyone is overlooking his stats, 21.9 points and 9.8 rebounds, that kid has some game, for real.

[FondestMemory]

everyone is overlooking his stats, 21.9 points and 9.8 rebounds, that kid has some game, for real.

they're not being overlooked, they're just irrelevant to this story.

[preppyak]

everyone is overlooking his stats, 21.9 points and 9.8 rebounds, that kid has some game, for real.
The Trailblazers are looking for some new talent...

[leftstranded]

what a moron

[tambo41187]

Speaking of Deadspin, http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/remind-us-to-be-careful-when-were-in-georgia-231397.php

crazy.

[preppyak]

Speaking of Deadspin, http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/remind-us-to-be-careful-when-were-in-georgia-231397.php

crazy.
Jesus...imagine what Clinton would have gotten down there...

"it was a misdemeanor for teenagers less than three years apart to have sexual intercourse, but a felony for the same kids to have oral sex."

Kids in that state probably never get a blow job for fear of getting 5-10...but, hey let's fuck instead. I mean, in our current society, if a high school junior can't get a blowjob from a freshmen, what is the point of high school then?

[leftstranded]

Speaking of Deadspin, http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/remind-us-to-be-careful-when-were-in-georgia-231397.php

crazy.
um wow

i would be serving life right now. jesus that's rediculous

[mikeford]

TEXAS

nuff said.

[Andy K]

Speaking of Deadspin, http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/remind-us-to-be-careful-when-were-in-georgia-231397.php

crazy.

Yeah that happened in my hometown. Pretty crazy stuff. You think it would be better if they would try to keep the real child predators off the street.

[Broken Parachute]

Texas. Why am I not shocked?

[Broken Parachute]

Speaking of Deadspin, http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/remind-us-to-be-careful-when-were-in-georgia-231397.php

crazy.That's pathetic.

[shes.a.ghost]

TEXAS

nuff said.

Texas. Why am I not shocked?Ignorant fucks. Thats like saying... "He's black? well what a surprise!'

[DaveFeelsRight]

dumbass

[Broken Parachute]

Ignorant fucks. Thats like saying... "He's black? well what a surprise!'.....

[icameonherface]

TEXAS

nuff said.

Texas. Why am I not shocked?

he's from new orleans though

Ignorant fucks. Thats like saying... "He's black? well what a surprise!'

no, it isn't at all.

Texas is the state that executed a mentally retarded person.

People from Texas seem to be a little slower overall too.

[mikeford]

texas sucks f.aggot.

[dekdog11]

Speaking of Deadspin, http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/remind-us-to-be-careful-when-were-in-georgia-231397.php

crazy.

they can have sex, but not oral sex, which is retarded. and they changed the rule but won't change retroactive cases. so fucked.

[sayyes]

15 and 17? I woulda been someones bitch in prison.

[preppyak]

15 and 17? I woulda been someones bitch in prison.

Seriously...the first time I had sex was if you move those ages a year later...and if I was 18 in Georgia, oral by an underage is probably the death penalty or something. In PA, if she's within 4 years, its pretty much blanket consensual, or if she is older than 16.

[leftstranded]

they can have sex, but not oral sex, which is retarded. and they changed the rule but won't change retroactive cases. so fucked.
georgia is so fucking backwards it's rediculous.

[dekdog11]

georgia is so fucking backwards it's rediculous.

yea thats unreal dude

[icameonherface]

yea thats unreal dude

oral sex is illegal in FL.

[bigmike]

TEXAS

nuff said.
Yeah, basically.
Ignorant fucks. Thats like saying... "He's black? well what a surprise!'
Pretty sure if you have a mom of a cheerleader kill one of the cheerleaders, or attempt to, and things like that have happened multiple times, your state get's a rep for being, well, ridiculously stupid.

However, Parents and student athletes nation wide seem to get more and more fucking stupid each year. It's sickening.

[shOcktreAtmEnt]

Wow. Someone's retarded

[leftstranded]

oral sex is illegal in FL.
very very retarded

oral sex should be legal everywhere

[shOcktreAtmEnt]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york/