best position to have sex

[lake of tears]

for me its missionery :-p

[make_this_hurt]

Missionary is for **** and catholics.


Reverse cow girl is where its at, bitch.

[MIKEY_HORROR]

wheelbarrel

[punk shawn]

doggie style.

[a speedo model]

I make up my own.

[matt_rawlings]

Angry Pirate

[KarolaBloch]

uhhh hmmmm idk

[RIP_HunterS]

stinkbug

[AP_Punk]

Rusty Trombone

[Carlo Marx]

The Admiral.

[lake of tears]

gangsta style

[Cheshire_Buddha]

Reverse cow girl is where its at, bitch.

Correct.

[kshtoinks12]

Reverse Cowgirl.

[cahrishurr]

the lucky irishman

[lake of tears]

what do think using kamasutra positions

[Harold Wood]

my mom on top

my dad fucking me from behind

[kshtoinks12]

I do the lake of tears.

[Casey's Dad]

Missionary is for **** and catholics.


Reverse cow girl is where its at, bitch.

I was always partial to to this postion myself.

[Why Bother?]

The hand.

[Casey's Dad]

although this looks interesting...

http://store1.yimg.com/I/sexualpositions_1911_6812137

[tymsnurmn04]

although this looks interesting...

http://store1.yimg.com/I/sexualpositions_1911_6812137

I'm not quite grasping the physics here...

that and my junk doesnt hang backwards.

[Lance]

that looks weird.

[Casey's Dad]

the chick is on top facing down

p.s. you have to have more than 3" though. I think that's a pre-req
in this and every other position

[tymsnurmn04]

but her little wooden legs are closed.

[Harold Wood]

although this looks interesting...

http://store1.yimg.com/I/sexualpositions_1911_6812137

that would totally work

girl on top

probably good for the G spot; it will push against the back wall

[Smithers]

Missionary is for **** and catholics.


Reverse cow girl is where its at, bitch.

missionary makes you bust the quickest.

i prefer regular cowgirl so i can play with their rack.

[tymsnurmn04]

p.s. you have to have more than 3" though. I think that's a pre-req
in this and every other position

well shit...

[Casey's Dad]

that would totally work

girl on top

probably good for the G spot; it will push against the back wall

ladies, pay attention. Harold mentioned your zones...
Dude, your stock totally just shot up.

[Harold Wood]

ladies, pay attention. Harold mentioned your zones...
Dude, your stock totally just shot up.

hahahahahahahahaha

[Casey's Dad]

missionary makes you bust the quickest.

i prefer regular cowgirl so i can play with their rack.

I could never pop missionary style, too boring. plus who wants to see the chick your actually with?
I'm just kidding everyone. :-)

... and my stock totally just tanked w/ this post.

[tymsnurmn04]

I don't know the name of it, but I'm partial to the perpendicular position....

the one where it's missionary but she's turned on her side.

[fallout1819]

ladies, pay attention. Harold mentioned your zones...
Dude, your stock totally just shot up.

Hahaha, Will just got mad points for that one.

[Smithers]

that would totally work

girl on top

probably good for the G spot; it will push against the back wall

yeah but you have to push your hardon all the way down like that, which can't feel good. you ever get stuck in bad position and it just starts to hurt hike hell?

[cahrishurr]

harold wood is the mayng!

[Casey's Dad]

yeah but you have to push your hardon all the way down like that, which can't feel good. you ever get stuck in bad position and it just starts to hurt hike hell?

but it's not about getting the guy off anyway. Guys can get off with a stiff fucking breeze. It's about getting that "woo" sound from your special friend.

[Casey's Dad]

harold wood is the mayng!
nice scarface ref btw.

[Chemical Love]

Mother fucking doggie style.

[thejetstolehome]

Reverse cow girl is where its at, bitch.

ftw.

[Harold Wood]

but it's not about getting the guy off anyway. Guys can get off with a stiff fucking breeze. It's about getting that "woo" sound from your special friend.

exactly

and that position probably gives you great stimulation because your head would be rubbing against the back wall the whole time

it would take a little work but I bet if done right; you will both be pleased

[Harold Wood]

Hahaha, Will just got mad points for that one.

I didn't mean too

I thought that was obvious from the picture ha

[TheByrus]

yeah but you have to push your hardon all the way down like that, which can't feel good. you ever get stuck in bad position and it just starts to hurt hike hell?

take it for the team.



in the ass, that is.

[cahrishurr]

nice scarface ref btw.

this guys favorite movie

[Harold Wood]

this guys favorite movie

dude

your the man

[make_this_hurt]

ftw.
Why didn't you quote the other part of my comment?

Haha.

[Evyboy914]

I think I would have to go with the reverse piggyback.........it works wonders

[Smithers]

I could never pop missionary style, too boring. plus who wants to see the chick your actually with?

i find it easier because i can control it. if i wanna go to sleep, i'll just go to town.

but it's not about getting the guy off anyway. Guys can get off with a stiff fucking breeze. It's about getting that "woo" sound from your special friend.

i agree. but i can only see legitimate pain coming from that. try pushing a hard-on all the way back down between your legs. it's not pleasant.


i've found that rather than just, um, pounding away, if you push up and down during each thrust, you'll get a lot more oohs and aahs.

[thejetstolehome]

Why didn't you quote the other part of my comment?

Haha.

haha i don't know. the second part was more ftw-ish than the second part.

[cahrishurr]

dude

your the man

ditto my friend

[notoaststereo]

Angry Pirate
oh yes

[IAmAmazing]

Nobody said anal yet, did they?

[make_this_hurt]

haha i don't know. the second part was more ftw-ish than the second part.
Well what about the first part!?!!?!


Haha

[Broken Parachute]

Reverse cowgirl.

[lake of tears]

that image was a remastered 69

[lake of tears]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_positions

screw you guys... decide now

[Smithers]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_positions

screw you guys... decide now


DP ftw.

[Flags of Dawn]

switch it up...too much of anything gets boring.

[SteveLikesMusic]

Steaming Baboon















*made up

[punk shawn]

missionary makes you bust the quickest.

no it doesn't. doggie style does.

[thejetstolehome]

Well what about the first part!?!!?!


Haha

haha, i never said it wasn't true!

Reverse cowgirl.

John knows what's up.

[lake of tears]

setness :p if u can combine all the best positions and cum late

[AP_Punk]

Frot, ftw!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Frottage.jpg/416px-Frottage.jpg

[lake of tears]

that image seems like emo vs metal sex

[cahrishurr]

i love how no one questioned my first post on fav sex position since its obviously a made up position

[Smithers]

i love how no one questioned my first post on fav sex position since its obviously a made up position

cmon. everyone knows a lucky irishman is when you're getting a blowjob while doing a kegstand.

psssh.

[richter915]

when she's bound and gagged.

mmmm rape.

[miltownrob]

hahah http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axillary_intercourse

[aolsux]

doggie style ftw

[KarolaBloch]

the tony romo.

[kshtoinks12]

Fucking a whole city could get a little tiring though.

[Alex Djaferis]

hahah http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axillary_intercourse

haha

[falloutdrea19]

there should be a poll.

[FinchBulldog2]

My favorite position is masturbation.

[melvicious]

in the sex swing

[Harold Wood]

oh melissa

[thatwasamoment]

when she's bound and gagged.

mmmm rape.seconded

[melvicious]

oh melissa
hahaha
:shrug:


thanks for waking me up this morning!:-/

dont worry about it i fell right back to sleeeeep

[AP_Punk]

orgyzz

[BridgesFolly]

laying short ways on the bed, back bent backwards so hands are on the floor, guy on the bed between your legs.




does wonders, and stretches out your back.

[Harold Wood]

hahaha
:shrug:


thanks for waking me up this morning!:-/

dont worry about it i fell right back to sleeeeep

I was at work at 8 ha

my bad

[Harold Wood]

laying short ways on the bed, back bent backwards so hands are on the floor, guy on the bed between your legs.




does wonders, and stretches out your back.

:-|

[thatwasamoment]

laying short ways on the bed, back bent backwards so hands are on the floor, guy on the bed between your legs.




does wonders, and stretches out your back.:eyebrow:

pics please

[lassise]

doggy makes you bust pretty fast, not a fan of reverse cowgirl

[BridgesFolly]

:-|

:unsure: i'm adventurous. or used to be.

[BridgesFolly]

:eyebrow:

pics please

haha. if i could find a picture of that, i'd show you. but i dont know who else has ever done that.

[thatwasamoment]

haha. if i could find a picture of that, i'd show you. but i dont know who else has ever done that.personal pics?

[melvicious]

I was at work at 8 ha

my badits ok
I liked it. :-)

[Harold Wood]

:unsure: i'm adventurous. or used to be.

word word

[BridgesFolly]

also, sitting shortways on the bed again, except facing the guy whom is standing up in front of the bed. then having the guy put your legs up, one on either shoulder.


i'll stop now
:unsure:

[Harold Wood]

also, sitting shortways on the bed again, except facing the guy whom is standing up in front of the bed. then having the guy put your legs up, one on either shoulder.


i'll stop now
:unsure:

yeah you are gonna bring in all the pervs ha

[BridgesFolly]

personal pics?


nice profile picture by the way, very hot.

[BridgesFolly]

yeah you are gonna bring in all the pervs ha

seriously, next time your with a lady friend, try it.
she will scream.

[sayyes]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g23/Base3Studd/images.jpg

[Harold Wood]

seriously, next time your with a lady friend, try it.
she will scream.

I am a loner dottie a rebel

[Smithers]

laying short ways on the bed, back bent backwards so hands are on the floor, guy on the bed between your legs.




does wonders, and stretches out your back.

does the guy sit up and hold your thighs? if so, i've seen something like that before. never tried it though.

[BridgesFolly]

I am a loner dottie a rebel


??

[BridgesFolly]

does the guy sit up and hold your thighs? if so, i've seen something like that before. never tried it though.


well the guy would be on his knees sort of, its hard to say every detail, i was trashed.



guy sits on his knees, my legs would be on either side of him, kind of wrapped around him. And i'd be bent over backwards with my hands on the floor.

its really really hard to do trashed, but also very fun.

[Harold Wood]

??

hahaha it's from pee wee hermon

meaning I don't have a lady friend

and don't plan on anything sexual for a while

[thatwasamoment]

:jackoff:

[Smithers]

well the guy would be on his knees sort of, its hard to say every detail, i was trashed.



guy sits on his knees, my legs would be on either side of him, kind of wrapped around him. And i'd be bent over backwards with my hands on the floor.

its really really hard to do trashed, but also very fun.

makes sense. probably really tiring.

now, the standing and holding her while shes wrapped around you one. that's exhausting.

[BridgesFolly]

hahaha it's from pee wee hermon

meaning I don't have a lady friend

and don't plan on anything ual for a while


good stuff, same here. I took a vow of abstinence after i last did.

[buysoap]

Missionary is for **** and catholics.


Reverse cow girl is where its at, bitch.
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[BridgesFolly]

makes sense. probably really tiring.

now, the standing and holding her while shes wrapped around you one. that's exhausting.


In the doorway? ever try that?

doesnt work out too well.



Shower and standing is loads of fun. Except the water makes a slapping noise after a while, and it got so funny we had to stop cause we were laughing too hard.

[Harold Wood]

good stuff, same here. I took a vow of abstinence after i last did.

I just don't have the time nor the energy

this is a time for friends and myself

not banging hooooeeesssssss

[BridgesFolly]

I just don't have the time nor the energy

this is a time for friends and myself

not banging hooooeeesssssss


i completely agree.

[BridgesFolly]

whats the guy word for hoes?

man-hoe?

[Smithers]

In the doorway? ever try that?

doesnt work out too well.



Shower and standing is loads of fun. Except the water makes a slapping noise after a while, and it got so funny we had to stop cause we were laughing too hard.

not in a doorway. i really only use that one in the shower. it's a blast.

going on the wiki thing, the peace sign one seems interesting.

[BridgesFolly]

not in a doorway. i really only use that one in the shower. it's a blast.

going on the wiki thing, the peace sign one seems interesting.


wiki? peace sign?

[Harold Wood]

whats the guy word for hoes?

man-hoe?

man-Iprobablyhavewaytoomanystds,doyouwa ntsome??-hoe

[BridgesFolly]

man-Iprobablyhavewaytoomanystds,doyouwa ntsome??-hoe

haha. yes.

[Smithers]

wiki? peace sign?

its missionary but rather than the girl be spread she closes her legs and the dude spreads around. it sounds like it might feel better, especially if shes tightening her pelvis.

and i just say manwhore. not that i am one. :whistle:

[BridgesFolly]

its missionary but rather than the be spread she closes her legs and the dude spreads around. it sounds like it might feel better, especially if shes tightening her pelvis.

and i just say manwhore. not that i am one. :whistle:



huh, i think i've done that.

i still say my very all time favorite is when the guy stands at the edge of the bed, with the ladies legs on either shoulder. it also helps to arch your back (the lady)



now im in the mood. damn it. stupid abstinence pledge.

[Harold Wood]

haiam not in the mood

although that's one of my favorites

I guess I just don't think about sex alot

[Smithers]

huh, i think i've done that.

i still say my very all time favorite is when the guy stands at the edge of the bed, with the ladies legs on either shoulder. it also helps to arch your back (the lady)



now im in the mood. damn it. stupid abstinence pledge.


quitter.

[Harold Wood]

quitter.

you just wanna get in her e-pants

[BridgesFolly]

haiam not in the mood

although that's one of my favorites

I guess I just don't think about alot

i dont usually. In fact i really haven't in a while.

quitter.

yeah, i know.
you just wanna get in her e-pants


ahha. even my e-pants have a chastity belt on. like that one from Robin hood men in tights.

[Harold Wood]

i dont usually. In fact i really haven't in a while.



yeah, i know.



ahha. even my e-pants have a chastity belt on. like that one from Robin hood men in tights.

hahahaha

yeah I don't know

maybe I am past my prime

I enjoy it........ sex is such an overwhelming thing sometimes and an addictive thing

and those are not for me

[BridgesFolly]

hahahaha

yeah I don't know

maybe I am past my prime

I enjoy it........ is such an overwhelming thing sometimes and an addictive thing

and those are not for me


i love it, but it controlled my whole relationship, I dated the guy i lost my virginity to for a year. I thought we were like.. going to get married which i know is ridiculous at this age.


when we broke up i was like no more ever.
then we started hanging out, got trashed, and of course discovered a lot of new fun positions. It stayed that way for a while but then i realized it was destroying me cause i still cared for him so i took a pledge of abstinence.

[deadandgone]

i guarantee (at least) half the people posting have never had sex......

[Harold Wood]

i love it, but it controlled my whole relationship, I dated the guy i lost my virginity to for a year. I thought we were like.. going to get married which i know is ridiculous at this age.


when we broke up i was like no more ever.
then we started hanging out, got trashed, and of course discovered a lot of new fun positions. It stayed that way for a while but then i realized it was destroying me cause i still cared for him so i took a pledge of abstinence.

well it's human nature to love sex ha

I love it...... I am just don't see the point in abusing it; for a million reasons.

and yeah I was like that with my first girlfriend ages ago......... she is a lesbian now and "married"

she lives in texas

[Harold Wood]

i guarantee (at least) half the people posting have never had sex......

yeah dude

never had sex

ever...... I don't even know what a vagina looks like

I am just trying to be in the "cool" crowd of people that have had their penis in a vagina or vice versa

it's the hip thing to do

[Smithers]

i love it, but it controlled my whole relationship, I dated the guy i lost my virginity to for a year. I thought we were like.. going to get married which i know is ridiculous at this age.


when we broke up i was like no more ever.
then we started hanging out, got trashed, and of course discovered a lot of new fun positions. It stayed that way for a while but then i realized it was destroying me cause i still cared for him so i took a pledge of abstinence.

ah. that's rule #1. don't have casual sex with old flames. it only causes problems. hard to resist, but never ends well.

[Flags of Dawn]

pussies

[Harold Wood]

pussies

that's the avatar talking

[BridgesFolly]

well it's human nature to love ha

I love it...... I am just don't see the point in abusing it; for a million reasons.

and yeah I was like that with my first friend ages ago......... she is a now and "married"

she lives in texas



oh wow. I'm sorry.

[BridgesFolly]

ah. that's rule #1. don't have casual with old flames. it only causes problems. hard to resist, but never ends well.



well it wasnt casual to me. it was like.... i dont even know. stupid.

[Flags of Dawn]

that's the avatar talking
haha, dime probably still has alcohol in his system.

[Harold Wood]

oh wow. I'm sorry.

it's ok

she just for some reason

blames it on me ha but that was a long time ago

[Harold Wood]

haha, dime probably still has alcohol in his system.

or just bad ass running in his veins

[Smithers]

well it wasnt casual to me. it was like.... i dont even know. stupid.

ah. well i consider casual any time when it's not your significant other. sex for sex, just because it feels good.


unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your outlook), i've had more of that than i have because of sex for love/affection.

[Flags of Dawn]

or just bad ass running in his veins
that too. god i miss that band and how things used to be with them.

[BridgesFolly]

ah. well i consider casual any time when it's not your significant other. for , just because it feels good.


unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your outlook), i've had more of that than i have because of for love/affection.

it wasnt casual to me cause i cared for him, and he was the only person i could imagine doing it with.
it was casual cause he just wanted my body without the commitment.

it worked out great for him, sucky for me.

[Harold Wood]

that too. god i miss that band and how things used to be with them.

let's not dwell on it

I will get depressed ha



it wasnt casual to me cause i cared for him, and he was the only person i could imagine doing it with.
it was casual cause he just wanted my body without the commitment.

it worked out great for him, sucky for me.

if I was chick

I would want me just for my body

[Flags of Dawn]

let's not dwell on it

I will get depressed ha





if I was chick

I would want me just for my body
haha, fair enough.

[Harold Wood]

haha, fair enough.

They just meant alot to me

and I am not just saying that

[BridgesFolly]

let's not dwell on it

I will get depressed ha





if I was chick

I would want me just for my body

that is how some males are.

[Harold Wood]

that is how some males are.

I know

that was obviously a joke

it's kind of sickening actually

[BridgesFolly]

I know

that was obviously a joke

it's kind of sickening actually


yup. some males go so far as to say s are only on the earth to reproduce. s.

[Harold Wood]

yup. some males go so far as to say s are only on the earth to reproduce. s.

some people need to get their heads out of their asses

life is about love

not fucking

[Flags of Dawn]

They just meant alot to me

and I am not just saying that
same here dude, same here.

[atticus1492]

the dirty sanchez

[bobby runs]

the dirty sanchez


whats that

[AP_Punk]

the dirty sanchez

:tophat:

[bobby runs]

i know i just felt like being kiddy and asking

[laryssa]

Umm, "girl on top" is a fun one.

[TheByrus]

Umm, "girl on top" is a fun one.


indeed

[concernedparent]

Umm, "girl on top" is a fun one.
How creative.

[laryssa]

How creative.

Depends on what you do with it

[concernedparent]

Depends on what you do with it
Maybe if the girl held a blue telephone in her right hand. That'd be unique. Probably turn both of them on.

[fenderkid212]

:rape: doggie

[exxxoduss]

well i really like doggy style...but reverse cowgirl is probably one of the hottest positions that you can do...i just love sex in general, no matter what position its in...

[Take Heart]

Face down, ass up.

[exxxoduss]

Face down, ass up.
thats the way we like to fuck

[a speedo model]

Face down, ass up.
hahahaha

[a speedo model]

I'm sorry but the best is in a pile

[exxxoduss]

so what exactly is a "pile"?

[+thecalisonme]

with laryssa

[falloutboy.]

sex is amazing in itself

[chronomic]

Face down, ass up.

ohhhhhohoh momma ohhhhhhhh momma






/aceventura2

[DroppedUrPocket]

in a coffin

[splitsecond]

there sure is a lot of whoredom going on in here

[DroppedUrPocket]

you're a whoredom.

[+thecalisonme]

i agree

[Iamhome]

I like 'go deep'..


you have the girl run and try to tag her with it...

[colorlesscliche]

Reverse cow girl does nothing for me.

[Take Heart]

Reverse cow girl does nothing for me.

Make sure it's in.

[splitsecond]

Reverse cow girl does nothing for me.

have her fart next times she does it. makes all the difference.

[lilRIPsta]

have her fart next times she does it. makes all the difference.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA

[The Revisionist]

Laying side by side.

I hate not being able to see the face of the person I'm having sex with, it seems cheaper.

[The Revisionist]

If you can believe this, I am actually not a mutated turtle! I know, I know... it took some searching to figure that out myself as well.

[exxxoduss]

turtle or no turtle..i'd fuck april in a heartbeat...and splinter can join in on the fun when i'm done with the first session...

[The Revisionist]

You are in Portage, I used to live right next door to you.

[chronomic]

^^ and you KNOW all the turtles were hittin that

[Rock]

for me its missionery :-p
in that case, i suggest you learn how to spell its name correctly.

[chelseatine]

i like to be on top :shrug: i think it is because i am controlling

[Adrian Villagomez]

Laying side by side.

I hate not being able to see the face of the person I'm having sex with, it seems cheaper.You're what I like to call a "romantic."

If you can believe this, I am actually not a mutated turtle! I know, I know... it took some searching to figure that out myself as well.Don't shatter my dreams!!!

[Mr. Jacob]

palm it

[the_champ_is_here]

girl on top

[hXc_pwnage]

From behind all the way.

[xXJaredsGirlXx]

that would totally work

girl on top

probably good for the G spot; it will push against the back wall


Oh yeah. I agree with you.

[Sleepaway]

well, i think i just threw up a little.

[BILLY AGE 8]

The Katamari Damacy

[AnF1500]

:rape: doggie
ha mhm.

[Harold Wood]

Oh yeah. I agree with you.

WTF

you are 14

[Joe DeAndrea]

WTF

you are 14

I wouldn't be worried - seriously, who would touch her? :puke:

[AnF1500]

WTF

you are 14


Haha check out the half naked pic in her profile :o

[Harold Wood]

Haha check out the half naked pic in her profile :o

holllly crap ha

[DroppedUrPocket]

upside down

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05:01 AM (01-27-07)
VERY VERY VERY VERY SEXY CUTE BELLY i wanna kiss it lol keep up the good work



Hahahahahaha.

[Smithers]

eiffel tower.

[TxRepresent]

Face down, ass up.

Apparently 50 Cent is in the house.

[ConsumedbyMusic]

......Bingo

[rosieh93]

Apparently 50 Cent is in the house.

g unit!

[AP_Punk]

http://www.lachmeister.de/images/smilies/Sex/6.gif http://www.lachmeister.de/images/smilies/Sex/anal.gif http://www.lachmeister.de/images/smilies/Sex/1120.gif http://www.lachmeister.de/images/smilies/Sex/234.gif

[heartsynapse]

holllly crap ha

you WOULD be in the sex thread. haahha ;-)

[heartsynapse]

From behind is the best cause when she's really into it you can slip it in her ass.

HAHHAAH. someone did that to my friend the other night.

[AP_Punk]

HAHHAAH. someone did that to my friend the other night.

:lol:

[Adrian Villagomez]

HAHHAAH. someone did that to my friend the other night.:whistle:

[heartsynapse]

:lol:

Yeah...I'm just so fucking glad it wasnt me.

[heartsynapse]

:whistle:

Haha...I won't tell.

[AP_Punk]

Yeah...I'm just so fucking glad it wasnt me.

;-)

[heartsynapse]

;-)

:-)

It sucks that the position makes you so vulnerable though, cause it is really quite good.

[Adrian Villagomez]

Haha...I won't tell.Um... was she upset ('cause I would've been upset)?

[summerstars19]

:-)

It sucks that the position makes you so vulnerable though, cause it is really quite good.

So..what did she do? I'd be livid, because yes..that's position is quite good and its no fun when it gets ruined.

[AP_Punk]

:-)

It sucks that the position makes you so vulnerable though, cause it is really quite good.

:nod:

it's tempting to try.

[heartsynapse]

Um... was she upset ('cause I would've been upset)?

Yeah...she was the next day when she couldn't walk AT ALL, but she was incredibly intoxicated at the time.

I, personally, would have flipped a shit and kicked teh kid in the nuts, but that's just me.

[heartsynapse]

So..what did she do? I'd be livid, because yes..that's position is quite good and its no fun when it gets ruined.

I think she was just too drunk to do anything about it at the time, but if he tried to hook up with her again she is going to beat the shit out of him...or something like that.

I hope it never happens to me because I will never ever want to do it from behind again :-(

:nod:

it's tempting to try.

I can kind of imagine that, I guess. But its hard since I dont have a penis.

[AP_Punk]

I can kind of imagine that, I guess. But its hard since I dont have a penis.

let me know when you get a penis, then we'll try it.

[AnF1500]

From behind is the best cause when she's really into it you can slip it in her ass.


I'd be fucking livid. Gotta ask before you do that haha.

[heartsynapse]

let me know when you get a penis, then we'll try it.


haha, i shall.

i just cant really grasp why almost every guy is so obsessed with sticking it in a girl's ass...the whole concept just seems really disgusting to me. am i missing something?

[Adrian Villagomez]

haha, i shall.

i just cant really grasp why almost every guy is so obsessed with sticking it in a girl's ass...the whole concept just seems really disgusting to me. am i missing something?Guys who are obsessed with sticking it in the ass = gay.

[heartsynapse]

I'd be fucking livid. Gotta ask before you do that haha.

As you should be. It is definitely a "permission needed" type of situation.

[CLAPSAYsike]

haha, i shall.

i just cant really grasp why almost every guy is so obsessed with sticking it in a girl's ass...the whole concept just seems really disgusting to me. am i missing something?
Haha. It seems dirty to me. Sticking it in someone's pooper? Ehhh.

[heartsynapse]

Guys who are obsessed with sticking it in the ass = gay.

Yeah...thats how it seems to me too. But maybe its just that they want to say theyve done it? I dont know.

[heartsynapse]

Haha. It seems dirty to me. Sticking it in someone's pooper? Ehhh.

YEAH, talk about unsanitary.

[AP_Punk]

Yeah...thats how it seems to me too. But maybe its just that they want to say theyve done it? I dont know.

:shrug:

[AnF1500]

As you should be. It is definitely a "permission needed" type of situation.


Mm, I HATE boys that think they can do that. I got up and put my clothes on and went home when my old boyfriend tried to do that.

[summerstars19]

Guys who are obsessed with sticking it in the ass = gay.

haha, I've dated the extremes. One ex thought that it was vile and would never even think of it, which was A-OK in my book and another ex was obsessed with getting me to do it.

[CLAPSAYsike]

Mm, I HATE boys that think they can do that. I got up and put my clothes on and went home when my old boyfriend tried to do that.
My ex boyfriend did it on accident once. I laughed.

[Alex DiVincenzo]

Doggy, definitely.

[AnF1500]

My ex boyfriend did it on accident once. I laughed.


Haha I've had some close call accidents. I also laughed.

[heartsynapse]

Mm, I HATE boys that think they can do that. I got up and put my clothes on and went home when my old boyfriend tried to do that.

That is exactly what I would do...but thankfully my boyfriend only talks about it.

My ex boyfriend did it on accident once. I laughed.

My boyfriend was telling be about this kid on his hockey team who's girlfriend cries during sex all the time but not because she's sad or anything...but one day he slipped it in and she was crying, but he didnt think anything of it until she kicked him or something.

[GlassyLight]

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

[CLAPSAYsike]

That is exactly what I would do...but thankfully my boyfriend only talks about it.



My boyfriend was telling be about this kid on his hockey team who's girlfriend cries during sex all the time but not because she's sad or anything...but one day he slipped it in and she was crying, but he didnt think anything of it until she kicked him or something.
Why the fuck would she cry in the first place?

[heartsynapse]

Why the fuck would she cry in the first place?

I dont know! So weird. I guess she told him its just because she's really into it? I dont get it...at all.

[heartsynapse]

LMFAO you do know i wasn't joking right?

No, I figured you were serious. I just think its funny because it just happened to someone I know.

[AnF1500]

I dont know! So weird. I guess she told him its just because she's really into it? I dont get it...at all.


If a boy I was sleeping with cried when he was fucking me, I'd be seriously turned off........and really self conscious.

[heartsynapse]

If a boy I was sleeping with cried when he was fucking me, I'd be seriously turned off........and really self conscious.

I would too. The only thing worse than that, though, would be if the guy fell asleep...I watch too much Sex & the City.

[heartsynapse]

I was joking, do you people actually do that haha?

I wouldnt even consider it, its basically rape.

It is rape, legally. I think.

And yeah, apparently people at my school do. :shrug:

[get high]

what are you talking about?

[heartsynapse]

haha i dont really know why you'd want to anyway, its kind of a tight squeeze.

yeah...a tight squeeze for the guy, and an assload of pain for the girl.

[heartsynapse]

oh, and no pun intended.

[AP_Punk]

what are you talking about?

music.

[get high]

oh, i dont put it anywhere it doesn't belong. anal is absolutely low class and filthy. have some self respect and respect for your partner

[AP_Punk]

anal sex

:chairhit:

[summerstars19]

yeah...a tight squeeze for the guy, and an assload of pain for the girl.

oh, and no pun intended.

hahaha...true story.

[get high]

what if everyone wants to?

i don't. period. if the girl i was with asked me to do it, i'd ask her to please leave. that's not the kind of girl i want to be with in the first place - no class, no tact

[heartsynapse]

what if everyone wants to?

I've never heard of a girl who likes anal. Except porn stars, but they get paid to do it.

[Adrian Villagomez]

It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.:lolatpost:

[summerstars19]

I've never heard of a girl who likes anal. Except porn stars, but they get paid to do it.

A friend of mine prefers it...I think she's a retard.

[Adrian Villagomez]

A friend of mine prefers it...I think she's a retard.I think the only reason most girls "enjoy" it is because the guy is enjoying it.

[get high]

I think the only reason most girls "enjoy" it is because the guy is enjoying it.

have some self-respect man. honestly. that is the most degrading and undignified act one can engage in.

[summerstars19]

I think the only reason most girls "enjoy" it is because the guy is enjoying it.

She's not a very giving person though, she's actually probably the most selfish person I know. Her boyfriend has also been known to get up and get dressed during sex because she tells him to shut up if he makes any noise, and its not even in a dominating s&m kind of way, she's just a bitch. They're one of the strangest couples I know.

[AnF1500]

i don't. period. if the girl i was with asked me to do it, i'd ask her to please leave. that's not the kind of girl i want to be with in the first place - no class, no tact


But do most sexual acts really have much "class"? I don't think a girl enjoying anal sex says anything about her as a person. It's been going on for hundreds of years. I personally find it repulsive, but thats just me.

[get high]

But do most sexual acts really have much "class"? I don't think a girl enjoying anal sex says anything about her as a person. It's been going on for hundreds of years. I personally find it repulsive, but thats just me.

regular intercourse is a beautiful thing. oral is acceptable, its not necessarily a pure act, i enjoy it though. anal is a repulsive and low act in my point of view

[get high]

Considering your username is "Get High" who are you to hit the moral highground and tell us what to do with our bodies?

the use of some drugs is a natural action that has no moral implications whatsoever. vaginal intercourse is natural and beautiful, much like the use of various drugs. heroin use is entirely unnatural and unpure, much like anal intercourse.

[get high]

What makes you the authority on what is pure.

and since when is "Purity" a marker to judge anything.

biology makes me the authority to declare anal sex unpure. there is no biological benefit for it and insertion clearly is not a designed action for this part of the body. from my point of view, purity means a lot. i hold myself to higher standards as such.

[AnF1500]

biology makes me the authority to declare anal sex unpure. there is no biological benefit for it and insertion clearly is not a designed action for this part of the body. from my point of view, purity means a lot. i hold myself to higher standards as such.



Yes but neither is my mouth, yet most men do not oblige to head.


Edit: Sorry I didn't see your other post where you adressed this.

[get high]

oral isn't pure per se, but it isn't unnatural. its stimulation that doesn't include penetration of the body in an area that is not designed for it

[Adrian Villagomez]

have some self-respect man. honestly. that is the most degrading and undignified act one can engage in.I've never participated in anal sex myself, but I don't see it as a problem, as long as both parties are interested in it. Remember: beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all.

[thatwasamoment]

biology makes me the authority to declare anal sex unpure. there is no biological benefit for it and insertion clearly is not a designed action for this part of the body. from my point of view, purity means a lot. i hold myself to higher standards as such.try anal sometime. you'll love it.