View Full Version : Shed a tear...Thank You Molly.
cantnokdahustle
01/31/07, 07:34 PM
I know most of you don't know who she is, but this woman made my move to Texas infinitely more bearable then it would have otherwise been. In terms of great Texas writers and intellectuals (yeah I know, not a large list) she is tops.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/31/business/media/31cnd-ivins.html?hp&ex=1170306000&en=d149ac32ed01c543&ei=5094&partner=homepage
Long before Stephen Colbert she was my favorite contemporary satirist.
cantnokdahustle
01/31/07, 07:37 PM
Read her stuff on gun control, its gold.
thejetstolehome
01/31/07, 07:41 PM
do you have any links to her stuff?
IAmAmazing
01/31/07, 07:41 PM
Every Man Has Their Molly :-)
thejetstolehome
01/31/07, 07:45 PM
What happened to the nation that never tortured? The nation that wasn't supposed to start wars of choice? The nation that respected human rights and life? A nation that from the beginning was against tyranny?
Where have we gone? How did we let these people take us there? How did we let them fool us?
http://www.dfw.com/mld/startelegram/news/columnists/molly_ivins/16398938.htm
exactly how i feel.
AP_Punk
01/31/07, 07:48 PM
Moll Ivins kicked ass.
R.I.P.
cantnokdahustle
01/31/07, 07:49 PM
This was my "gateway drug"
Molly Ivins's "Get a Knife, Get a Dog, But Get Rid of Guns" (From Nothin' but Good Times Ahead, as excerpted in the The Norton Reader)
Guns. Everywhere Guns.
Let me start this discussion by pointing out that I am not antigun. I'm proknife. Consider the merits of the knife.
In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.
As a civil libertarian, I, of course, support the Second Amendment. And I believe it means exactly what it says:
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. Fourteen-year-old boys are not part of a well-regulated militia. Members of wacky religious cults are not part of a well-regulated militia. Permitting unregulated citizens to have guns is destroying the security of this free state.
I am intrigued by the arguments of those who claim to follow the judicial doctrine of original intent. How do they know it was the dearest wish of Thomas Jefferson's heart that teenage drug dealers should cruise the cities of this nation perforating their fellow citizens with assault rifles? Channeling?
There is more hooey spread about the Second Amendment. It says quite clearly that guns are for those who form part of a well-regulated militia, that is, the armed forces, including the National Guard. The reasons for keeping them away from everyone else get clearer by the day.
The comparison most often used is that of the automobile, another lethal object that is regularly used to wreak great carnage. Obviously, this society is full of people who haven't enough common sense to use an automobile properly. But we haven't outlawed cars yet.
We do, however, license them and their owners, restrict their use to presumably sane and sober adults, and keep track of who sells them to whom. At a minimum, we should do the same with guns.
In truth, there is no rational argument for guns in this society. This is no longer a frontier nation in which people hunt their own food. It is a crowded, overwhelmingly urban country in which letting people have access to guns is a continuing disaster. Those who want guns—whether for target shooting, hunting, or potting rattlesnakes (get a hoe)—should be subject to the same restrictions placed on gun owners in England, a nation in which liberty has survived nicely without an armed populace.
A "well-regulated militia" surely implies both long training and long discipline. That is the least, the very least, that should be required of those who are permitted to have guns, because a gun is literally the power to kill. For years I used to enjoy taunting my gun-nut friends about their psychosexual hang-ups—always in a spirit of good cheer, you understand. But letting the noisy minority in the NRA force us to allow this carnage to continue is just plain insane.
I do think gun nuts have a power hang-up. I don't know what is missing in their psyches that they need to feel they have the power to kill. But no sane society would allow this to continue.
Ban the damn things. Ban them all.
You want protection? Get a dog.
thejetstolehome
01/31/07, 08:08 PM
great read, thank you.
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