View Full Version : Greg, I've listened to you bitch about girls for the last time
The Nephilm
07/20/03, 08:14 PM
Ok Greg my boy, and this can go out to all the other whiney ass bith emo kids on the board. I'm not trying to be a dick about this, I'm just giving you some good honest advice.
The reason why you don't get girls, is because you have the wrong attitude. I'm sure that you constantly tell them about how you will never find anyone, and how girls suck, and probably break down and tell a girl you love her after the first date. Girls (or at least 99.9% of them) hate that shit. SO DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
Everything is in your attitude and confidence. It doesn't matter who you are and what you look like, girls are capable of being attracted to anyone if your present yourself correctly. God knows that I am an ugly son of a bitch, but I've dated girls that could easily grace the covers of any magazine.
Guys like you don't get girls because they aren't attractive or aren't nice people, but because they either scare any member of the opposite sex away or are percieved to be too nice so they end up being the "just a friend" of every girl they meet.
So please do us all a favor and don't make another post about girls until you have at least kissed one.
fezwik80
07/20/03, 08:17 PM
very insiteful and correct i hate bleeding ass pussies such as the previously descrbed
The Nephilm
07/20/03, 08:18 PM
oh, and this is also going to be my last post. I'm relocating to www.punkhardcore.com
There aren't as many whiny emo **** there.
But I will be back every once in a while to bash on the parrot.
neb nawoc
07/20/03, 08:18 PM
yes i have indeed kissed one, but I seem to get that "just a friend" shit alot.
fezwik80
07/20/03, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
oh, and this is also going to be my last post. I'm relocating to www.punkhardcore.com
There aren't as many whiny emo **** there.
But I will be back every once in a while to bash on the parrot.
sounds like a good idea
papathomas
07/20/03, 09:16 PM
Thereis way too much bitchin about girls. Maybe we should have a forum for it.
Absolute Mest
07/20/03, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
oh, and this is also going to be my last post. I'm relocating to www.punkhardcore.com
There aren't as many whiny emo **** there.
But I will be back every once in a while to bash on the parrot.
how about you stay there mr. hardcore. you're wrong about that 99.9% shit. Some girls like that. Quite a few of those at my school. You'd probably do better taking your own advice and shoving it up your ass.
neverselected
07/20/03, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
how about you stay there mr. hardcore. you're wrong about that 99.9% shit. Some girls like that. Quite a few of those at my school. You'd probably do better taking your own advice and shoving it up your ass.
Your name has 'Mest' in it.....
Richie16
07/20/03, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by neverselected
Your name has 'Mest' in it.....
hes got a point...
RUFiOOOOOOO
07/20/03, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
So please do us all a favor and don't make another post about girls until you have at least kissed one.
uh ohhhhh:eek: :(
Patrick
07/21/03, 01:48 AM
Dude, why the fuck do you have to bash greg about it, and you know what, if girls didnt have guys like greg or me half of them would be dead right now, it might not be so much we get them, but at least we can say we had respect from a girl for more then a month, and on the other note it feel's good to get your problems out here because you dont know half the people and they wont judge you like your freinds would.
laura smells
07/21/03, 01:59 AM
why dont people like mest?
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by laura smells
why dont people like mest?
the same reason we don't like NFG. no talent.
Alex Djaferis
07/21/03, 02:10 AM
mest are just...boring.
theused_FSF
07/21/03, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by papathomas
Thereis way too much bitchin about girls. Maybe we should have a forum for it.
we have a forum for everything
WithStamin
07/21/03, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
oh, and this is also going to be my last post. I'm relocating to www.punkhardcore.com
There aren't as many whiny emo **** there.
But I will be back every once in a while to bash on the parrot. Have fun... I just looked over there, there are about 250 threads in their entire community.
xAlkaline Trio
07/21/03, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by WithStamin
Have fun... I just looked over there, there are about 250 threads in their entire community.
burned
good riddance you fucking bastard...
xAlkaline Trio
07/21/03, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by Greg
good riddance you fucking bastard...
haha
theused_FSF
07/21/03, 02:47 AM
bye neph
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
bye neph
who the hell are you to bash greg
FatPete
07/21/03, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by WithStamin
Have fun... I just looked over there, there are about 250 threads in their entire community.
Yeah, and not one of them are about girls. Well, one is about boobies, but that's it. This (absolutepunk) isn't even a punk forum, people.
BleedingMe
07/21/03, 05:15 AM
BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICKS!!!!
ifeelused
07/21/03, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by FatPete
Yeah, and not one of them are about girls. Well, one is about boobies, but that's it. This (absolutepunk) isn't even a punk forum, people.
true.. its more like a place to go when boredom has taken over
Originally posted by ifeelused
true.. its more like a place to go when boredom has taken over
i see nothing wrong with that
ifeelused
07/21/03, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by Greg
i see nothing wrong with that
neither do i
Charlito Cafe
07/21/03, 06:41 AM
How come only guys are commenting on what girls like?
Matthew
07/21/03, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by tmlfan
who the hell are you to bash greg
im touched by how defensive of greg everyone is... but if you actually read his post he really didnt bash greg.
he said several times that greg's female impaired-ness has nothing to do with him being ugly or a bad person, so neither of thsoe things are necisarilly true
he commented that greg tends to post a lot about girls, sometimes to annoying levels, and i dont think anyone here can say that it has NEVER gotten annoying.
mostly he was just giving advice. he didnt say "greg you will never have a girlfriend" it was "greg, try this..."
anyway, BYE NEPH! dammit... there goes another one of the smart ones. the IQ of this forum just took a hit...
i've never liked neph. i don't care what he says. i'm glad he's gone. and i'm sure there are people who would like to see me gone. oh well. i'm here to stay for a LONG time.
EDIT:it just pisses me off he think he knows me and everything that i do. if you want examples ill point them out. but not now, maybe later.
richter915
07/21/03, 08:20 AM
i dunno...girls are an enigma (dunno if that's how it spelt)...guys honestly have no clue about chicks at all...that's all i know about girls...i know i know nothing...i just find it odd that a girl who has never seen my face or body before that i meet online thinks i'm some amazing guy and then when i send her a pic she suddenly stops IMing me...i also think that it's odd how the girls at school totally ignore me until they need something cause they know i'm smart...maybe it's just my luck that i met up with a lot of shallow bitches...but hey man...it gets to you after a while. shallow chicks suck...nice ones swallow.
charly horse
07/21/03, 08:21 AM
i liked neph
Originally posted by alsublimereject
i liked neph
^another point proving girls are stupid....:rolleyes:
sorry lish...
charly horse
07/21/03, 08:27 AM
I AM NOT STUPID !!!! IM PERFECTLY SMART AND WHOEVER SAID WE WERE THE ONES WHO ARE STUPID? MAYBE YOUR THE ONES WHO ARE STUPID AND YOU ARE JUST TO BLOWN AWAY WITH OUR SMARTNESS AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL DUMB! SO U YELL AT US FOR IT!!!!
and its nice to see you too gregy
Originally posted by alsublimereject
I AM NOT STUPID !!!! IM PERFECTLY SMART AND WHOEVER SAID WE WERE THE ONES WHO ARE STUPID? MAYBE YOUR THE ONES WHO ARE STUPID AND YOU ARE JUST TO BLOWN AWAY WITH OUR SMARTNESS AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL DUMB! SO U YELL AT US FOR IT!!!!
and its nice to see you too gregy
i just don't understand how anybody could like neph. and yea i am stupid.
lovely to "see" you. you seem to be in a bad mood though about your vacation. how are things going?
ifeelused
07/21/03, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Greg
^another point proving girls are stupid....:rolleyes:
sorry lish...
could you please stop saying girls are stupid, because last week you were saying how much you love them
BustaNutz
07/21/03, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
I AM NOT STUPID !!!! IM PERFECTLY SMART AND WHOEVER SAID WE WERE THE ONES WHO ARE STUPID? MAYBE YOUR THE ONES WHO ARE STUPID AND YOU ARE JUST TO BLOWN AWAY WITH OUR SMARTNESS AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL DUMB! SO U YELL AT US FOR IT!!!!
and its nice to see you too gregy
You're back?
Originally posted by ifeelused
could you please stop saying girls are stupid, because last week you were saying how much you love them
i do love them, but alot of them are stupid. you can love someone if they're an idiot. there's nothing wrong with it.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by ifeelused
could you please stop saying girls are stupid, because last week you were saying how much you love them
you must have missed the chat where I explained Greg is bi-polar.
For 3-5 days, he'll aboslutely love life and girls to the fullest. Then for the next 5-7, he'll hate life and girls are stupid.
Bi-polar. Seriously.
charly horse
07/21/03, 08:35 AM
NO im not back...and yes i am in a bad mood i stil have 2 weeks!! and 140 hours of tv watching! :o :mad:
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
you must have missed the chat where I explained Greg is bi-polar.
For 3-5 days, he'll aboslutely love life and girls to the fullest. Then for the next 5-7, he'll hate life and girls are stupid.
Bi-polar. Seriously.
seriously... i love how people act like they know me. bastards... not just you jerry.... and not even just people on the forum.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Greg
seriously... i love how people act like they know me. bastards... not just you jerry.... and not even just people on the forum.
heh, i'm serious man. your views on girls are bipolar.
ifeelused
07/21/03, 08:38 AM
i understand.. it just bothers me when i always see "girls are stupid" which is complete bullshit.. i wouldnt care if you said "people are stupid" because thats truth
girls are stupid. and i am stupid.
is that good enough?
ifeelused
07/21/03, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by Greg
girls are stupid. and i am stupid.
is that good enough?
no.. i want your soul
ahh im gonna miss neph. i dont really post herre that much anymore, but when i started he was burn from withen....and he had some legendary fights with matt182. ahh, good times.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by ifeelused
steph is stupid
:p
charly horse
07/21/03, 08:43 AM
boys are stupid
ifeelused
07/21/03, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
:p
i was born stupid, its not my fault
Originally posted by alsublimereject
boys are stupid
girls are stupid.... guys are stupid.... i am stupid...
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by ifeelused
i was born stupid, its not my fault
i was just joking. all love. :rolleyes:
ifeelused
07/21/03, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Greg
girls are stupid.... guys are stupid.... i am stupid...
lets all join hands in prayer
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by ifeelused
lets all join hands in prayer
heh, is Greg really the person you want to mention prayer jokingly with? it could start another religion war....:(
Rufio217
07/21/03, 08:49 AM
Ya know what's funny Neph tried to tell us what women want, but isn't he a guy...yeah so how would he know what women want, besides they are all different....in my opinion the only 99.9% of lack of knowledge being thrown around is that being neph knowledge on women...
charly horse
07/21/03, 08:49 AM
so that would mean people are stupid....so why dont you just say that? because when you say people are stupid your not including animals because we all know cats are the superior species!!
Absolute Mest
07/21/03, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by ifeelused
lets all join hands in prayer
monkeys are smart
ifeelused
07/21/03, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by Rufio217
Ya know what's funny Neph tried to tell us what women want, but isn't he a guy...yeah so how would he know what women want, besides they are all different....in my opinion the only 99.9% of lack of knowledge being thrown around is that being neph knowledge on women...
i think he did a better job of explaining it than most guys
ifeelused
07/21/03, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
monkeys are smart
hush child
Absolute Mest
07/21/03, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by Greg
girls are stupid.... guys are stupid.... i am stupid...
now monkeys are smart
charly horse
07/21/03, 08:54 AM
cats are superior you cockrocket!
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
cats are superior you cockrocket!
shut up, dirty cuntrag. cats are the worst. they make me sneeze. and my nose stuffy. and my eyes itchy and watery. damn allergies to hell.
charly horse
07/21/03, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
shut up, dirty cuntrag. cats are the worst. they make me sneeze. and my nose stuffy. and my eyes itchy and watery. damn allergies to hell.
:(
everyone hates me . . .tv here i come
Patrick
07/21/03, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
Dude, why the fuck do you have to bash greg about it, and you know what, if girls didnt have guys like greg or me half of them would be dead right now, it might not be so much we get them, but at least we can say we had respect from a girl for more then a month, and on the other note it feel's good to get your problems out here because you dont know half the people and they wont judge you like your freinds would.
i felt i made good points until it went unoticed
Clarett'sGreyGoose
07/21/03, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by alsublimereject
:(
everyone hates me . . .tv here i come
just kidding.
evil zach
07/21/03, 09:22 AM
This thread is dumb.
Charlito Cafe
07/21/03, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
This thread is dumb.
Word.
Patrick
07/21/03, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
This mommas boy candy ass licker is dumb.
Patrick
07/21/03, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
This mommas boy candy ass licker is dumb.
charly horse
07/21/03, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by evil zach
This thread is dumb.
zach!!!!!!!
The Nephilm
07/21/03, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by mrs.skibahaha
Dude, why the fuck do you have to bash greg about it, and you know what, if girls didnt have guys like greg or me half of them would be dead right now, it might not be so much we get them, but at least we can say we had respect from a girl for more then a month, and on the other note it feel's good to get your problems out here because you dont know half the people and they wont judge you like your freinds would.
First off, I didn't bash on Greg. I'm giving him good advice, and if he has his head to far up his ass to realize it, then he can have a nice lonely life sleeping with his hand.
And what exactly do guys like you and gred do? Your friends with girls who you like, but you won't ever be with. You are madly in love with them, but don't have the balls to make anything come of it. And eventually you'll become one of those obsessive stalking bastards.
And as for me having respect for women? My god man, I have more friends that are girls than guys. I actually do hang out with them for reasons other than getting into their pants. And its not like I haven't had any serious relationships. I was close to being engaged not six months ago.
And yes I agree that it is nice to vent to strangers. However, there is only so much venting that should go on. You poor bastards can fix your shit, but your too afraid to. So stop being emo bitches, we do understand your plight, now go and do something about it and stop crying.
Absolute Mest
07/21/03, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by The Nephilm
First off, I didn't bash on Greg. I'm giving him good advice, and if he has his head to far up his ass to realize it, then he can have a nice lonely life sleeping with his hand.
And what exactly do guys like you and gred do? Your friends with girls who you like, but you won't ever be with. You are madly in love with them, but don't have the balls to make anything come of it. And eventually you'll become one of those obsessive stalking bastards.
And as for me having respect for women? My god man, I have more friends that are girls than guys. I actually do hang out with them for reasons other than getting into their pants. And its not like I haven't had any serious relationships. I was close to being engaged not six months ago.
And yes I agree that it is nice to vent to strangers. However, there is only so much venting that should go on. You poor bastards can fix your shit, but your too afraid to. So stop being emo bitches, we do understand your plight, now go and do something about it and stop crying.
didn't you say you were going to your "hardcore punk" forum? why are you back here to bitch? you don't have a place here. i don't have shit to fix. right now, i'm happier than i've ever been. i too hang out with girls for reasons other than getting in their pants and i have more friends that are girls than i do guys.
you hardly know any of us other than the shit that goes on on this forum. so please, quit your bitching, fix your shit and fuck off.
neb nawoc
07/21/03, 05:31 PM
I have a penis.
Absolute Mest
07/21/03, 05:36 PM
i bet mines nicer shaped
neb nawoc
07/21/03, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
i bet mines nicer shaped
the call me "The Hook."
chicks dig it. =O
Absolute Mest
07/21/03, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by neb nawoc
the call me "The Hook."
chicks dig it. =O
my friend has one like that, except his was accidental. jacking off in the back of the bus, then that bump came....
we called him "black ring" for a while or something like that.
neb nawoc
07/21/03, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Absolute Mest
my friend has one like that, except his was accidental. jacking off in the back of the bus, then that bump came....
we called him "black ring" for a while or something like that.
please oh god please be joking.
Absolute Mest
07/21/03, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by neb nawoc
please oh god please be joking.
hehe... sadly, i wish i were
Absolute Mest
07/21/03, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by neb nawoc
please oh god please be joking.
hehe... sadly, i wish i were
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