Holy crap

[asubtledaggerx]

My cat attacked me today, it was really freaky. She hissed at me, lunged at me and chased me around the house :(

I'm scarred for life :(

[evil zach]

Your cat has a demon

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by evil zach
Your cat has a demon

seth, the new found satanist did it.

greg will perform the exorcism.

[torch]

It probably heard GC on a radio and took it's anger out on you.

[drivthru182]

hahahhahah, i mean o that sucks

[asubtledaggerx]

Originally posted by torch
It probably heard GC on a radio and took it's anger out on you.

the radio wasn't on :( I was getting a granola bar and then she went crazy

[jackass9701]

maybe your cat doesnt like health food.

[drivthru182]

maybe ur cat doesnt like u?

[xdozex]

For posting this topic,your cat should have killed you...lol j/k im just being mean. Cats are evil,they have my brother under a trance where he buys them food and we dont even own them. Cweeepy!

[kidinthecorner]

I hate cats with a passion cuz I'm uber-allergic to them. My x-gf had 4...

[xdozex]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
I hate cats with a passion cuz I'm uber-allergic to them. My x-gf had 4...

LMAO and im guessing she broke your heart too?? lol oh gawd..you had the chance to say those famous words "Fuck you and your cat"

[MaybeOneDay]

your cat is satan

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by PrettyxInxPunk
My cat attacked me today, it was really freaky. She hissed at me, lunged at me and chased me around the house :(

I'm scarred for life :(

hit it with a shovel

[papathomas]

laura, the reason why your cat attacked you is cause it probally thinks your a douche. My cat loves me and he never randomly attacks me.

[UsedSid27Grl]

My cats the same way! Shes evil!

[nostalgia]

When I was 4 my brother and his friends made me go in this pipe after a ball and a cat was in there and scratched my face. My feelings towards my brother and cats were changed forever.

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by xdozex
LMAO and im guessing she broke your heart too?? lol oh gawd..you had the chance to say those famous words "Fuck you and your cat" lol That woulda been great. Damn.

[Absolute Mest]

my friend had a cat problem when he was 7 or something. him and his cousin rounded them all up in seperate cages, and one by one executed them...

[Alex Djaferis]

maybe the cat wanted the granola bar?

[pUnKrOcKgIrL917]

my cat hallucinates. she spends her days chasing things that aren't there. for the past hour she's been in attack-mode,staring at a certain spot under my desk, and there's nothing there to attack. she's funny, though, because she sits at dinner with us. there's an extra chair at the table and she sits there every night.

crazy-ass motherfucker

[richter915]

heh, holy crap...like a black priest.

[XPrettyXWasteX]

my cat is insane. so is my dog. my dog is just as much a cat as my cat is, and my cat is just as much a dog as my dog is.

my cat will try to play with its tail and then it gets frustrated when it can't, so I'll help it and then it gets mad and bites and chews its tail till it realizes its his own, and then hes all 'oh shit' and goes into hysteria.

[xdozex]

Originally posted by XPrettyXWasteX
my cat is insane. so is my dog. my dog is just as much a cat as my cat is, and my cat is just as much a dog as my dog is.

my cat will try to play with its tail and then it gets frustrated when it can't, so I'll help it and then it gets mad and bites and chews its tail till it realizes its his own, and then hes all 'oh shit' and goes into hysteria.

thats the most funnyest thing i have heard ALL day lmao