View Full Version : Do You Masterbate?
Do you masterbate? I want to know if this is going to a 100% yes poll and if you say no then you're a liar.
thatwasamoment
02/11/07, 10:04 PM
i am right now.
AP_Punk
02/11/07, 10:15 PM
:jackoff:
The_New_Cancer_
02/11/07, 10:17 PM
lol only a guy would create such a poll.
Hahahahah, a unanimous outcome has been reached so far. 100% of people that have voted on this poll masterbate. Dont deny it. If you say you don't then you're lying and if you say you're not lying then your lying.
.anarkhy
02/11/07, 11:20 PM
we need wimmenz voting in this poll.
AP_Punk
02/11/07, 11:33 PM
someone's lying, hahaha
CountMeOut923
02/11/07, 11:37 PM
i would like to meet that person who said no and scream in his face-liar!
brwnhawaiin
02/12/07, 12:37 AM
Do i materbate, or HAVE i masterbated is the question. right now..i dont. i have sex almost everyday with my gf, so i dont have a need to. but if we were to break up, or her go on some long vacation or something, i would.
myplasticyou
02/12/07, 12:56 AM
do you know how to spell?
do you know how to spell?
yea, i know how to masturbate too
myplasticyou
02/12/07, 04:08 AM
not you man, whoever made this poll. its masturbation with a u, not an e.
NickBender
02/12/07, 07:20 AM
can you spell masturbate?
MasonR5
02/12/07, 11:05 AM
what's masturbate?
C.J. Roberts
02/12/07, 09:02 PM
I love how this guy has one post and it's about masturbating. He must be a member but wanted to stay anonymous.
loganmmm
02/12/07, 09:25 PM
what's masturbate?
I was thinking that same question...
I love how this guy has one post and it's about masturbating. He must be a member but wanted to stay anonymous.
hahahah yeah its true i dont want to be known. sorry about spelling it wrong i was really tired from masturbating and just wasnt paying attention.
MIKEY_HORROR
02/12/07, 10:19 PM
haha how are there ten no answers??..
skankinbri
02/12/07, 10:23 PM
you guys have a total sasuage fest going here, congrats.
what's masturbate?
its when you touch yourself in a naughty place, and then a super happytime explosion occurs
AP_Punk
02/12/07, 11:10 PM
AP.net circle jerk!
c'mon, let's do this!
love_american_style
02/13/07, 02:04 PM
of course i do.
punk shawn
02/13/07, 02:24 PM
the 14 people who voted no are lying.
punk shawn
02/13/07, 02:25 PM
AP.net circle jerk!
c'mon, let's do this!
that would be a circle jerk of epic proportions.
Thug_Nasty
02/13/07, 09:36 PM
hahahaha nice poll.
falloutboy.
02/13/07, 10:22 PM
fuck ya
lindZ629
02/13/07, 10:25 PM
doesn't everyone?
everone who voted no is lying
meliisssaaaa
02/14/07, 11:22 AM
you guys have a total sasuage fest going here, congrats.
haha
Eurotrash Drock
02/14/07, 12:01 PM
i voted no because since aug 1 ive been doing a year long experiment to not masturbate. 7 month mark is just around the corner!
love_american_style
02/14/07, 12:06 PM
i voted no because since aug 1 ive been doing a year long experiment to not masturbate. 7 month mark is just around the corner!
you're a brave man.
AP_Punk
02/14/07, 01:46 PM
i voted no because since aug 1 ive been doing a year long experiment to not masturbate. 7 month mark is just around the corner!
:boobies:
tempting?
Thug_Nasty
02/14/07, 05:17 PM
i voted no because since aug 1 ive been doing a year long experiment to not masturbate. 7 month mark is just around the corner!
hahaha i tried that but then i got bored on the computer and before i knew it i was watching porn and yanking it.
Eurotrash Drock
02/14/07, 05:53 PM
:boobies:
tempting?
hahaha, thank you. im into self control experiments and things like that. i fasted for ramadan.
StrictlyBiznas
02/14/07, 05:54 PM
This question should be for females only, cuz if you're a guy everyone already knows the answer.
sunsetsonata
02/18/07, 02:29 PM
my gf lives really far away and i see her like once a month so youre damn right i do! in fact, i was doing it about 10 minutes ago, i was on some porn site then when i was done i was like hm i think ill see whats going on over at ap.net
sasalukac
02/20/07, 01:55 PM
my gf lives really far away and i see her like once a month so youre damn right i do! in fact, i was doing it about 10 minutes ago, i was on some porn site then when i was done i was like hm i think ill see whats going on over at ap.net
haha that was one sentence more than i wanted to know...
sasalukac
02/20/07, 01:56 PM
its when you touch yourself in a naughty place, and then a super happytime explosion occurs
hahaha "super happytime explosion".. best answer ever!
totallysweat
02/20/07, 09:38 PM
i voted no because since aug 1 ive been doing a year long experiment to not masturbate. 7 month mark is just around the corner!
Damn, good luck dude. My girlfriend was in Australia for 3 months and I vowed not to masturbate that entire time. The first month was pretty rough, I was tempted quite a bit, but after that I had little to no problem. It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, that's for sure!
falloutboy.
02/21/07, 01:05 AM
Damn, good luck dude. My girlfriend was in Australia for 3 months and I vowed not to masturbate that entire time. The first month was pretty rough, I was tempted quite a bit, but after that I had little to no problem. It wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, that's for sure!
lies!!
SAOsurviveSTD
02/21/07, 01:41 AM
religiously.
brandonrocks
02/21/07, 09:41 AM
the better question is - when do you not? and that would be never. never am i not.
That's tough, assuming that every guy does...don't give yourself that excuse, that meaning of rationalization.
CountMeOut923
02/21/07, 08:17 PM
i shocked that 57 people said no.
whiteboypain
02/22/07, 12:18 AM
hell yeah i masterbate. It feels good and relieves stress and anxiety
Everyone does at some point or another. Just not all point are good at it.
Alex DiVincenzo
02/22/07, 11:37 AM
haha of course
i shocked that 57 people said no.
thats cause there liars
secretsociety92
02/22/07, 12:52 PM
Why would you not?
Maybe they can't or don't know that they can.
Thug_Nasty
02/22/07, 05:17 PM
well we know there are at least 65 people on ap.net that lie.
Fess up people Not like it says who does or doesnt
pinklipgloss
02/22/07, 11:49 PM
Its one of the greatest achievements you'll get while being a teen.
JimGray
02/23/07, 07:05 AM
We should ban liars...
NickBender
02/23/07, 08:13 AM
everyone does. unless you're asexual...
even then asexual people must pay a visit to ruby palm and her five sisters one in a while.
NJUNDERDOG
02/23/07, 12:41 PM
this is a real mature poll
chronomic
02/23/07, 04:48 PM
No, sex is better
this poll didnt ask if sex was better. people masterbate when they wanna get down but dont have anyone to get down with. and since it seems like you never have that problem then yoooooous a hooooooooe (hoe)!
chronomic
02/23/07, 04:49 PM
this is a real mature poll
your moms a mature poll
suchacreep
02/23/07, 05:35 PM
My pants are off right now
animmortalsoul
02/23/07, 08:18 PM
I gave it up for Lent. I made it one day...:shhh:
Seriously, I am trying to quit. I'm sick of it...it's not as good as it once was, and I just don't like it anymore. But I haven't gotten very far, obviously.
elvis2x
02/25/07, 10:12 AM
what's masturbate?
It's when you touch your peepee.
Name_Taken
02/25/07, 10:53 AM
the 76 people who put No are obviously liars
Thug_Nasty
02/25/07, 05:25 PM
I gave it up for Lent. I made it one day...:shhh:
Seriously, I am trying to quit. I'm sick of it...it's not as good as it once was, and I just don't like it anymore. But I haven't gotten very far, obviously.
how are you sick of having sex with your hand?
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