Help Me Think Of Something Funny

[SnowintheSummer]

hahaha ok this is gonna sound really weird, and it is...my friend has to go on this really boring date (long story) and she wants me to call her cell phone about halfway through, in half an hour, and pretend i have an urgent problem so that if its completely aweful she can talk to me for a little. i need a really funny problem to pretend i have because her cellphones really loud, whats a problem thatll crack her up but isnt totally unrealistic?


please help asap! theres like no one on aim. also sorry its so long lol

[wasted]

if she doesn't want to go on the date, why doesn't she just cancel?

[SnowintheSummer]

Originally posted by wasted
if she doesn't want to go on the date, why doesn't she just cancel?


ughh ok shes going out with this guy she really really liked and she was soo happy he asked her out and hes like the perfect guy for her but theyve been going out for ages and he like literally never touches her and their dates are really boring. butt she decided she wanted to dump him while away for three weeks. since hes like the nicest guy ever and she really liked him so much , everyone made her see him first though, in case she still likes him or something i dunno the whole thing is really flaky and hard to explain

[Charlito Cafe]

Tell her your little brother got his dick caught in a light socket, and you panicked and called her instead of 911.

[the_champ_is_here]

or that you accidently killed a cat by throwing a rock. and you need to know what to do with the body

[Charlito Cafe]

Or that you ran over a hobo and don't know what to do.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by Charlito Cafe
Or that you ran over a hobo and don't know what to do.


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