does "the donkey punch" count as a sexual position?

[creedsucks]

i think it should.

and yes, youre reading this right, there's no poll

[angie710]

If there is intercourse involved, then yes, but thats brutal and freakish...You should be ashamed...

[papathomas]

haha

[Billy]

Has anybody actually performed this manuever?

[MaybeOneDay]

if somebody would kindly like to explain to me as to what the fuck the donkey punch is, that would be greatly appreciated.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

there's 2 versions i've heard. the canadian version, and the US version. i'll explain the U.S. one.

You're doing a girl from behind, and you punch her in the back of the head so you knock her out. When she goes out, the vaginal muscles supposedly tighten right up around your penis.(heh, i sound so scientific, using the proper terms)
:rolleyes: :p

[MaybeOneDay]

i think i just may have to try that.......

[Highway Donkey]

Does the girl know you're going to punch them... or is it a suprise?

[Billy]

Has anyone heard of houdini? Well if not let me explain. You are doing some girl from behind and you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. Then when she turns around you shoot your load in her face and say houdini bitch. This manuever isn't very nice but it's pretty funny.

[Matthew]

Originally posted by Billy
Has anyone heard of houdini? Well if not let me explain. You are doing some girl from behind and you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. Then when she turns around you shoot your load in her face and say houdini bitch. This manuever isn't very nice but it's pretty funny.

holy shit.... that was fucking hilarious.... lmao.... good job billy!

[Frodo]

Originally posted by Billy
Has anyone heard of houdini? Well if not let me explain. You are doing some girl from behind and you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. Then when she turns around you shoot your load in her face and say houdini bitch. This manuever isn't very nice but it's pretty funny.

lmao that would be so cool

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
lmao that would be so cool

[devin]

We used to share these in the back of the lacrosse bus, my all-time favorite is the grumpkin. Here's how it goes:

You start by going down on a girl. You need to be able to get some of her hair in your mouth (won't work on a girl who shaves). Then, when she is returning the favor, you pull out and cum on her face. You go into to kiss her, but spit the hairs on her now-cum-soaked lip, leaving a moustache of sorts. Then you punch her in the stomach, the face she makes is the grumpkin.

My friends are sick fucks.

[Billy]

Originally posted by devin
We used to share these in the back of the lacrosse bus, my all-time favorite is the grumpkin. Here's how it goes:

You start by going down on a girl. You need to be able to get some of her hair in your mouth (won't work on a girl who shaves). Then, when she is returning the favor, you pull out and cum on her face. You go into to kiss her, but spit the hairs on her now-cum-soaked lip, leaving a moustache of sorts. Then you punch her in the stomach, the face she makes is the grumpkin.

My friends are sick fucks.
holy shit thats sick and wonderful

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by devin
We used to share these in the back of the lacrosse bus, my all-time favorite is the grumpkin. Here's how it goes:

You start by going down on a girl. You need to be able to get some of her hair in your mouth (won't work on a girl who shaves). Then, when she is returning the favor, you pull out and cum on her face. You go into to kiss her, but spit the hairs on her now-cum-soaked lip, leaving a moustache of sorts. Then you punch her in the stomach, the face she makes is the grumpkin.

My friends are sick fucks.


I just peed my pants from laughing.

[Jim Morgan]

mwahahha the grumpkin good times

theres one called ridem cowboy

your doing a fat girl and you lean over and wisper in her ear, you fat fucknig bitch, and stuff of the nature

hold on, and dont get thrown off! ride em cowboy!

[Frodo]

Originally posted by JimNFG
mwahahha the grumpkin good times

theres one called ridem cowboy

your doing a fat girl and you lean over and wisper in her ear, you fat fucknig bitch, and stuff of the nature

hold on, and dont get thrown off! ride em cowboy!

hahaha these are all fucking great

[evil zach]

Theres also the tony danza

When a girl is about sucj you cock, you slap her in the face with it and shout "who's the boss!"


...cuz tony danza was on whos the boss....it wouldn't work if you shouted "taxi!" then she'd just think you're wierd

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by devin
We used to share these in the back of the lacrosse bus, my all-time favorite is the grumpkin. Here's how it goes:

You start by going down on a girl. You need to be able to get some of her hair in your mouth (won't work on a girl who shaves). Then, when she is returning the favor, you pull out and cum on her face. You go into to kiss her, but spit the hairs on her now-cum-soaked lip, leaving a moustache of sorts. Then you punch her in the stomach, the face she makes is the grumpkin.

My friends are sick fucks. i guess us lacrosse types are just cool like that

[Billy]

Originally posted by evil zach
Theres also the tony danza

When a girl is about sucj you cock, you slap her in the face with it and shout "who's the boss!"


...cuz tony danza was on whos the boss....it wouldn't work if you shouted "taxi!" then she'd just think you're wierd
hahah zach you rule

[neb nawoc]

My personal favorite is Strawberry Shortcake:

A chicks giving you head, you blow your load on her face, then you jack her in the nose and give her a bloody nose, and TADA! Strawberry Shortcake!

[papathomas]

Have any of you ever done any of these? If so you are a horrible person, unless your girl is into that weird shit.

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by papathomas
Have any of you ever done any of these? If so you are a horrible person, unless your girl is into that weird shit.


although they're all hilarious and.......creative......... i have to second this.

[towhatend]

indeed, i'm still laughing about the grumpkin that's hillarious

[angie710]

I am shocked and appalled....

Guaranteed none of you boys would be able to endulge in any of these disgusting, inhumane acts...If I was getting fucked, and some mother fucker decided to punch me in the back of the head...He should pray that I DO get knocked out...then run...fast...

[Alex Djaferis]

Originally posted by towhatend
indeed, i'm still laughing about the grumpkin that's hillarious

[evil zach]

Originally posted by papathomas
Have any of you ever done any of these? If so you are a horrible person, unless your girl is into that weird shit.
well...I once dated thisone girl who donkey punched me. It was wierd:confused:

[angie710]

Zach...ur so freakish....U probably loved every inch of it....Yum..;)

[evil zach]

well, yeah. I could have done without the chains though

[angie710]

Originally posted by evil zach
well, yeah. I could have done without the chains though


I told you I was sorry....:D

[Billy]

Originally posted by angie710
I am shocked and appalled....

Guaranteed none of you boys would be able to endulge in any of these disgusting, inhumane acts...If I was getting fucked, and some mother fucker decided to punch me in the back of the head...He should pray that I DO get knocked out...then run...fast...
angie dont get mad it's just a joke like people tell jokes and laugh same thing here

[charly horse]

the strawberry shortcake one kinda creaped me out

[Billy]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
the strawberry shortcake one kinda creaped me out
lisha you would like it dont lie

[charly horse]

Originally posted by Billy
lisha you would like it dont lie


:eek: ;) shhhhhhhh i told you to keep that a secret, what we do in our personal time is none of their buisness!

[Billy]

Originally posted by alsublimereject
:eek: ;) shhhhhhhh i told you to keep that a secret, what we do in our personal time is none of their buisness!
I don't think I could ever do that to someone if they wanted me to I would feel bad.

[bigweener]

that stuff is hilarious, but id never ever do any of that in a million years. sick fucks.

[carrina]

ha thats funny

[FallingOut]

I thought a donkey punch was when you are doing the girl in the butt and punch her in the back and she poops all over you.

[neb nawoc]

Originally posted by FallingOut
I thought a donkey punch was when you are doing the girl in the butt and punch her in the back and she poops all over you.

now that is fucking sick.

[torch]

Originally posted by bigweener
that stuff is hilarious, but id never ever do any of that in a million years. sick fucks.
I found it bemusing. but otherwise right on.

[MapleLeaf]

i bet greg would try this stuff out

[Billy]

Originally posted by FallingOut
I thought a donkey punch was when you are doing the girl in the butt and punch her in the back and she poops all over you.
Did you think about that before you said it. I don't think hitting someone is going to make them crap there pants or whatever. If this was true boxers would be covered in shit all the time.

[MapleLeaf]

and if that was true boxing might actually be interesting

[Greg]

Originally posted by Bannnnned
i bet greg would try this stuff out

i am the last person that would ever try this stuff...

[MapleLeaf]

well thats true, becuase you'll be the last person here to have sex.

[Greg]

Originally posted by Bannnnned
well thats true, becuase you'll be the last person here to have sex.

yea... that's the reason....:rolleyes:

[MapleLeaf]

dont be sad boyofinferiorpostcount

[torch]

Originally posted by Bannnnned
dont be sad boyofinferiorpostcount
when did you get 10k posts?

[MapleLeaf]

last night. i was up till am and i had nothing better to do. ask jerry

[torch]

..................................o k

[Billy]

Originally posted by Bannnnned
last night. i was up till am and i had nothing better to do. ask jerry
are you kidding? is this cole

[MapleLeaf]

Originally posted by Billy
are you kidding? is this cole

of course it is

[hot damn!]

cole has posting rapidly down to a science......plus the alcohol and amphetamines helped a bit too.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

heh, i liked the Tony Danza. funny shit.

[FallingOut]

Originally posted by Billy
Did you think about that before you said it. I don't think hitting someone is going to make them crap there pants or whatever. If this was true boxers would be covered in shit all the time.

Yeah Im pretty sure I thought about it, I just heard it from somebody just like you guys heard all this other crap.

[devin]

The rodeo one I know of involves telling a girl that her sister/mom is a better fuck and seeing how long you can stay on. Eight seconds to immortality boys.

And the grumpkin was courtesy of Teddy Teschner.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by devin
The rodeo one I know of involves telling a girl that her sister/mom is a better fuck and seeing how long you can stay on. Eight seconds to immortality boys.

And the grumpkin was courtesy of Teddy Teschner.

now THAT version of the rodeo was funnier.

[richter915]

ya, it's good for anal sex, makes the anal sphincter clench or something

[UNcreative86]

your ass is an exit, not an entrance!

[torch]

Originally posted by UNcreative86
your ass is an exit, not an entrance!
hahahahahahahahahaha

[angie710]

Originally posted by UNcreative86
your ass is an exit, not an entrance!


For some chicks.....

I, on the other hand, can take it like a champ....:D

[Jim Morgan]

Originally posted by angie710
For some chicks.....

I, on the other hand, can take it like a champ....:D

whoa!

[Alex Djaferis]

Originally posted by angie710
For some chicks.....

I, on the other hand, can take it like a champ....:D

:eek: ....:D

[angie710]

:cool: - MmmmmHmmmm...

[creedsucks]

as fans of the ska world, we enjoy "the rusty trombone"

thats when a girls eating your ass out from behind and reaches around and jerks you off

[oc_dodo]

ok i know you guys are all into your woman beating shit during sex but i have too......i actually had a guy who wanted me to strangle him when he started to cum........i freak and hopped off and took off.......i can't see how ahyone gets turned on by this shit........it is gross!

[punkermcghee]

cheer up... at least no-ones talking about munging a dead body!

[neb nawoc]

Originally posted by angie710
For some chicks.....

I, on the other hand, can take it like a champ....:D

....are you single by any chance?

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by angie710
For some chicks.....

I, on the other hand, can take it like a champ....:D
for some reason i doubt that

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by punkermcghee
cheer up... at least no-ones talking about munging a dead body!

dude, did you just say munging?