Give me a boner.

[concernedparent]

First person to succeed wins e sex.

[TheOtherAndrew]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/aa/Male_goat.jpg/250px-Male_goat.jpg

[concernedparent]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/aa/Male_goat.jpg/250px-Male_goat.jpg
Shit.

[iLikePants]

hahahahaha

[.anarkhy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/aa/Male_goat.jpg/250px-Male_goat.jpg


HOT!

[Scott Weber]

personal life forum.

[concernedparent]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/aa/Male_goat.jpg/250px-Male_goat.jpg
Well, how do you want the sex

[concernedparent]

personal life forum.
Cup of water!

[TheOtherAndrew]

Well, how do you want the sex
Phone sex ftw

[concernedparent]

I wonder if the staff forum has threads about me. "I moved another one of his threads to personal life!" "High five!" "Yeah fuck that ***!"

[cameoeclipse]

I wonder if the staff forum has threads about me. "I moved another one of his threads to personal life!" "High five!" "Yeah fuck that ***!"
I bet they keep detailed records of the times they moved them. At the end of the year, the staff member who has moved your posts most often wins a prize.

[concernedparent]

I bet they keep detailed records of the times they moved them. At the end of the year, the staff member who has moved your posts most often wins a prize.
I hope it's something ironic, like an arcade fire vinyl.

[cameoeclipse]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/karamatson/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg
Here's you something boner-worthy lol

[TheOtherAndrew]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/karamatson/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg
Here's you something boner-worthy lol
I just got a de-rection.

[concernedparent]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/karamatson/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg
Here's you something boner-worthy lol
Which one's you?

[TheOtherAndrew]

Holy Jesus, you are 30 years old.

[cameoeclipse]

Which one's you?
Touche. I am pretty big, but I have sense enough to NEVER, EVER go out in public like that.

[concernedparent]

Touche. I am pretty big, but I have sense enough to NEVER, EVER go out in public like that.
Does touche really work there? You didn't really have a point to begin with. You're supposed to say touche if you make a point, and I have a point against it.

[cameoeclipse]

Holy Jesus, you are 30 years old.
Yeah, and a female. It's a double whammy.

[TheOtherAndrew]

Does touche really work there? You didn't really have a point to begin with. You're supposed to say touche if you make a point, and I have a point against it.
Plagarism.

[concernedparent]

Plagarism.
Yep. It's true though.

[cameoeclipse]

Does touche really work there? You didn't really have a point to begin with. You're supposed to say touche if you make a point, and I have a point against it.
Ok. Whatever. My bad.

[concernedparent]

Ok. Whatever. My bad.
Go teach a class you damn adult!

[TheOtherAndrew]

Do you remember World War II? And when bread cost a nickel? Those were the days, weren't they.

[cameoeclipse]

Do you remember World War II? And when bread cost a nickel? Those were the days, weren't they.
Yeah, and when the Mayflower came.

[concernedparent]

Yeah, and when the Mayflower came.
Remember the emancipation proclomation? Good times.

[cameoeclipse]

Remember the emancipation proclomation? Good times.
You know it.

[concernedparent]

You know it.
How about that crazy andrew jackson? Got some real ideas under his brow doesn't he!?

[TheOtherAndrew]

I don't think I know of a single person on AP besides you who has children. Crazy.

[concernedparent]

I don't think I know of a single person on AP besides you who has children. Crazy.
hxchairstylist has children. I have a kid somewhere in mexico.

[cameoeclipse]

I don't think I know of a single person on AP besides you who has children. Crazy.
I know~I'm weird. What else is there to do at 245 in the morning?

[TheOtherAndrew]

I have a kid somewhere in mexico.
Ok, that sorta counts.

[.anarkhy]

Ok, that sorta counts.

i sacrficied my son to ala

[TheOtherAndrew]

I know~I'm weird. What else is there to do at 245 in the morning?
Not much, I think its pretty cool that you're 30 and on here. Although it is strange that a married woman would be drawn to a thread entitled "Give me a boner." ;-)

[cameoeclipse]

How about that crazy andrew jackson? Got some real ideas under his brow doesn't he!?
I like Abraham Lincoln better. That commercial with him and the beaver cracks me up.

[TheOtherAndrew]

i sacrficied my son to ala
Hey I think you misspelled "Jesus" there.

[concernedparent]

Not much, I think its pretty cool that you're 30 and on here. Although it is strange that a married woman would be drawn to a thread entitled "Give me a boner." ;-)
Let's face it, she's starting to gain interest in younger men. It's only natural. I'm the object of much lust.

[.anarkhy]

Hey I think you misspelled "Jesus" there.

yeah i'm a christian...

[cameoeclipse]

Not much, I think its pretty cool that you're 30 and on here. Although it is strange that a married woman would be drawn to a thread entitled "Give me a boner." ;-)
Thanks. I grew up around boys and so I am used to all the boner/boobies/penis etc. jokes. Besides, these type of threads crack me up.

[cameoeclipse]

Let's face it, she's starting to gain interest in younger men. It's only natural. I'm the object of much lust.
oooohh baby

[concernedparent]

oooohh baby
Don't feel bad about masturbating to me, it's pretty standard these days.

[TheOtherAndrew]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/karamatson/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg

Sorry, figured at this point it was my duty to cool things down again.

[concernedparent]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/karamatson/fat-girls-in-bikinis.jpg

Sorry, figured at this point it was my duty to cool things down again.
which one's you?

[cameoeclipse]

Sorry, figured at this point it was my duty to cool things down again.
Good idea. We need some better pictures than that.

[TheOtherAndrew]

http://pekelharing.smugmug.com/photos/61739053-S-1.jpg

[concernedparent]

http://pekelharing.smugmug.com/photos/61739053-S-1.jpg
I need something to cool me down, not masturbation material.

[cameoeclipse]

http://pekelharing.smugmug.com/photos/61739053-S-1.jpg
Now that's what I'm talking about. That's my kind of man right there.

[TheOtherAndrew]

I need something to cool me down, not masturbation material.
Yeah well I went to google images and searched "big men" but all it would give me was this and pictures of hot chicks masturbating. What the hell.

[cameoeclipse]

http://pekelharing.smugmug.com/photos/61739053-S-1.jpg
I love a man with bigger titties than me.

[TheOtherAndrew]

Now that's what I'm talking about. That's my kind of man right there.
Hey cool, I'd say I'd have a shot with you then if it wasn't for the fact that you're old enough to be my mom.
I love a man with bigger titties than me.
hahahaha

[cameoeclipse]

[quote=TheOtherAndrew;5714408]Hey cool, I'd say I'd have a shot with you then if it wasn't for the fact that you're old enough to be my mom.
Ouch! Just think, I was around when Guns N Roses, RHCP and Green Day came on the scene. I oughtta get some points for that.

[TheOtherAndrew]

[quote=TheOtherAndrew;5714408]Hey cool, I'd say I'd have a shot with you then if it wasn't for the fact that you're old enough to be my mom.
Ouch! Just think, I was around when Guns N Roses, RHCP and Green Day came on the scene. I oughtta get some points for that.
Of course.

On a side note, you know what really gets my crank going? Retarded people, and curling.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/gfx/392-jones-jennifer.jpg

I think I've found the one...