Help me Create A Drinking Game for the State of the Union

[Chancetobe]

In preparation for tomorrow I'm trying to come up with a drinking game to the State of the Union. I've seen the one from the Huffington Post, but wanted to try to come up with a few more options and then combine them. Any ideas?

[saysmydoctor]

It's likely so laden with cliches and bullshit, I suggest you start chugging at the very beginning and don't stop until it's over.

[Simulcast]

Drink every time you hear the words "competitive" and "competition". That should do it.

[Colinmac36]

everytime obama pauses for more than 1 or 2seconds when hes talking . he likes to pause alot....

[bandnamexmyname]

Drink a shot for every second he isn't heckled by Republicans.

[honkyg88]

The old classic of taking a shot for every standing ovation.

[tbone0329]

drink every time he makes a hand gesture

[StepsInADance]

It's likely so laden with cliches and bullshit, I suggest you start chugging at the very beginning and don't stop until it's over.

Sounds like a winner to me

[troubledbyinsects]

drink everytime obama says "the"

[Dustin Harkins]

I love this thread.

[caveBEAR]

Watch something else. Drink every time you think, 'I should be watching the State of the Union...'

[Neo Cassady]

Turn on Fox News afterwards, drink every time you hear "Obamacare". Try not to die.

[silent_platypus]

Turn on Fox News afterwards, drink every time you hear "Obamacare". Try not to die.
Ahahaha this is prime.

[Drown_The_City]

drink everytime you think he is full of shit and has no idea what he is talking about.

itll be a lot of drinking

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

Chug a fifth of vodka if he admits that he was born in Kenya

[Chris92]

Well there's the obvious drink every time he says "uh" or "um." I wouldn't recommend doing shots to that though. You'd pass out in the first five minutes of the speech probably.

[Chancetobe]

Turn on Fox News afterwards, drink every time you hear "Obamacare". Try not to die.
hahaha. Best thing so far. If I'm awake late enough to watch this/decide to screw classes on Wens, this shall be done.

everytime obama pauses for more than 1 or 2seconds when hes talking . he likes to pause alot....
Added into the game.

[apoemtothedead]

drink everytime you think he is full of shit and has no idea what he is talking about.

itll be a lot of drinking
OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Colinmac36]

hahaha. Best thing so far. If I'm awake late enough to watch this/decide to screw classes on Wens, this shall be done.


Added into the game.
lmao sweet!

[cubsml34]

Chug a fifth of vodka if he admits that he was born in Kenya

I Lol'd

[fireandice31]

Turn on Fox News afterwards, drink every time you hear "Obamacare". Try not to die.

this.

[fredrico0012]

Chug a gallon of whiskey for every day he has failed to provide a birth certificate.

[re7ard1337]

take a swig every time he's talking about something you don't know anything about.

[loveisdead]

Chug a gallon of whiskey for every day he has failed to provide a birth certificate.

:facedesk:

[perceptrons]

:facedesk:
Who would have guessed this thread would be like catnip to morons?

[loveisdead]

Who would have guessed this thread would be like catnip to morons?

:raises hand:

[JordanBuell]

Chug a gallon of whiskey for every day he has failed to provide a birth certificate.

oh god. please tell me you arnt serious.

[PHI Flyers10]

http://wallpapers-diq.net/wallpapers/36/xXx_-_State_of_the_Union%2C_2005%2C_Ice_ Cube%2C_Samuel_L._Jackson%2C_Xzibit .jpg

[saysmydoctor]

Watching it on CSPAN proves far more entertaining. Listen to the calls afterward. Just drink whenever you put your face into your hand.

Game over.

[Wiz Khalifa]

oh god. please tell me you arnt serious.

I'm pretty sure the point he's making is that he has provided a birth certificate.

Or he's dumb as shit. One of the two.

[dru]

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

hahahahaha, i lol'd.

[<*)))><]

In preparation for tomorrow I'm trying to come up with a drinking game to the State of the Union. I've seen the one from the Huffington Post, but wanted to try to come up with a few more options and then combine them. Any ideas?
Alcoholic

[Nevuk]

Take a shot everytime there's a half-ovation.

edit :
Another way is to take a shot at every camera shot of random white people that no one knows.

[Matt Chylak]

help your friend finish a beer every time he mentions bipartisanship

[Brissona]

i was gonna say drink every time he reminds your of fred armisen from snl.. dude does an alright obama haha

[Chancetobe]

I have come up with the following:
2011 State of the Union Drinking Game

Take one Shot Each Time:
· Obama says “Let me be clear.”
· Obama defends his healthcare bill
· Anytime Biden nods in agreement
· Anytime Obama says “and there are those who would say…”
· Anytime Obama says “make no mistake.”
· Obama says “jobs.”
· Obama says “We need change,” or “The state of the Union could be better.”
· Obama receives a standing ovation
· The camera pans to Michelle Obama
· If Obama mentions “new tone” or “new era”
· Obama says “Democratic Leadership.”
· Every time Obama pauses for two seconds or more

Take Two Shots If:
· Obama contracts Wall Street with Main Street
· John Boehner Tears Up
· Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
· Obama uses the Tuscon shooting to advance a political agenda
· Obama relates a touching heartfelt story of a supporter who was denied a decent education
Take Four Shots If:
· Someone makes an outburst during the speech
· John Boehner actually cries
· Someone is seen on camera nodding off

Drink for a friend If:
· Obama mentions bipartisanship/unity/coming together/civility
· Obama says “Friends on the other side of the aisle.”
· The camera points to two members of Congress from different parties sitting together – looking friendly

[neo506]

I'm gonna use that and throw in the standing ovation rule as well. And I'll be doing shots of beer so as not to die

[fredrico0012]

oh god. please tell me you arnt serious.

Explain to me how to get my drivers liscense I needed to give them my birth certificate and to join the Army I had to do the same. But to be the president you don't have to do something that's in the constitution. I'm not saying I'm positive he isn't but John McCain had no problem providing his when asked (he was born in Panama on a Navy base).

[neo506]

On behalf of the more sane parts of NC I'd like to apologize for that. We arent all crazy. I mean we did go blue in '08

[Chancetobe]

I'm gonna use that and throw in the standing ovation rule as well. And I'll be doing shots of beer so as not to die
Standing ovation rule is in there. And yeah.... I'm going with beer so as not to literally die by taking 100 shots in 2 hours.

[Indoor Living]

Explain to me how to get my drivers liscense I needed to give them my birth certificate and to join the Army I had to do the same. But to be the president you don't have to do something that's in the constitution. I'm not saying I'm positive he isn't but John McCain had no problem providing his when asked (he was born in Panama on a Navy base).
I hate you.

[<*)))><]

Dad would be proud

[sjb2k1]

Explain to me how to get my drivers liscense I needed to give them my birth certificate and to join the Army I had to do the same. But to be the president you don't have to do something that's in the constitution. I'm not saying I'm positive he isn't but John McCain had no problem providing his when asked (he was born in Panama on a Navy base).
thanks for defending our country but kindly shut the fuck up.



Like Mitchell said, we're not all morons living in this state.

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

Explain to me how to get my drivers liscense I needed to give them my birth certificate and to join the Army I had to do the same. But to be the president you don't have to do something that's in the constitution. I'm not saying I'm positive he isn't but John McCain had no problem providing his when asked (he was born in Panama on a Navy base).

Personally, I wouldn't mind if he really was born in Kenya. I like him for who he is.

[JasonP]

Drink a shot every time Obama says that we need to "invest" in our future.

[Chancetobe]

Dad would be proud
Guess what... he is proud.

Drink a shot every time Obama says that we need to "invest" in our future.
Heh, I'm gonna add that one too.

[JordanBuell]

Explain to me how to get my drivers liscense I needed to give them my birth certificate and to join the Army I had to do the same. But to be the president you don't have to do something that's in the constitution. I'm not saying I'm positive he isn't but John McCain had no problem providing his when asked (he was born in Panama on a Navy base).

Bitch please. Learn how to use google and stop watching fox news.

http://fightthesmears.com/images/28.jpg

[neo506]

Bitch please. Learn how to use google and stop watching fox news.

http://fightthesmears.com/images/28.jpgFake Obvi

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/07/atlas-exclusive.html

[s12sim]

The old classic of taking a shot for every standing ovation.

works every time

[ellie117]

This whole thread made me both lol and "facedesk." Sounds like a fun idea.

[Corgkowznor]

Fake Obvi

http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/07/atlas-exclusive.html

I had never seen that article before, that's interesting.

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

How's the drinking game going for those participating? I didn't bother paying attention to the rules. I'm just enjoying an ice cold Budweiser during this speech.

[neo506]

How's the drinking game going for those participating? I didn't bother paying attention to the rules. I'm just enjoying an ice cold Budweiser during this speech.worked quite well. not as redic as i expected but I had to stop the drinking whenever he said "jobs" because that just got to be a bit too much

[speakhandsforme]

I have come up with the following:
2011 State of the Union Drinking Game

Take one Shot Each Time:
· Obama says “Let me be clear.”
· Anytime Biden nods in agreement
· Anytime Obama says “and there are those who would say…”
· Anytime Obama says “make no mistake.”
· The camera pans to Michelle Obama

Take Two Shots If:
· Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
· Obama uses the Tuscon shooting to advance a political agenda
· Obama relates a touching heartfelt story of a supporter who was denied a decent education



Just this should do it. Anything else is overkill/alcohol poisoning.

[Chancetobe]

I had to stop doing it for jobs. And the various things of bipartisanship.