funny story

[indexfor...]

so last night me and my buddy's were bored so we went to this insanely bad show, that was free, all it was was just a bunch of UnderOath rip-off bands, pure genericore, they all looked the same and sounded the same.

so there are like a million little scene kids at this show, and me and my friends decide to brocore it up, we wore some Bury Your Dead and Throwdown shirts that we had lying around, we went in and tried to open up the pit, but all the little scene kids looked at us like we were crazy, a few knew what we were doing and kept telling us to leave.

so other then threatening them with physical violence, we went outside to smoke and all these scene kids start bitching us out because we smoke. it was epic


but the most epic part, is when my friend go the mic and did a death gurgle into it, the singer just looked confused AND IT THREW THEM OFF TIME


it was a good night

[love_american_style]

stupid scenesters

[This_Is_The_End]

that sounds pretty hilarious

[love_american_style]

p.s. bro core>scenesters

[indexfor...]

yeah all we were missing were the flat brim hats, we even had camo shorts and b-balla shorts, it was warm out for minnesota this time a year 35 degrees

[love_american_style]

whats worse is the scenesters who wear those tight jackets with fur on the hood in the middle of summer.

[Shaved Goat]

pwned!

[summerstars19]

yeah all we were missing were the flat brim hats, we even had camo shorts and b-balla shorts, it was warm out for minnesota this time a year 35 degrees

Gotta love the scene.

[NOBLESTABBINGS]

This story made me want to live another day. Good times.

[BGP]

hahahahahah oh indexfor i <3 u

by the way, what the hell is your name?

[indexfor...]

i have no name, no face, im not even a human being, i always have been, and always will be.



(in other words dan)

[BGP]

goodness gracious, now i can say "i <3 u dan"

[3mpire]

Lol. Sounds funny.

[Shatter590]

hilarious!

[lawofaverages]

what were you smoking outside?

[Tyler Revolution]

Damn dude, you're awesome!! That's hXc!!!1

[charlie72]

we do that!

[charlie72]

We do that!!
We pick on skateboarders too!!

[charlie72]

lol double sent

[xJangsterrx]

This story made my day!

[Shatter590]

lol, reminds me of last night at the matches show, they were trying to get the crowd tro start a pit, which was then full of 30 year old "bros"

[Geldofpunk]

Matches and "pit" should not be used in the same sentence.

[Shatter590]

Matches and "pit" should not be used in the same sentence.

youd be surprised, it was funny as hell

[Geldofpunk]

I'm sure it can be done, but it shouldn't be.

[Shatter590]

I'm sure it can be done, but it shouldn't be.

lol. why stop them, theyre having fun

[Geldofpunk]

ok...ok...I didn't want to stop them, just wondering how it was possible to mosh at a Matches show.

[Shatter590]

ok...ok...I didn't want to stop them, just wondering how it was possible to mosh at a Matches show.

well, you could theoretically most to dog eared page, chain me free, sick little suicide and audio blood, and they managed it also for didi, papercut skin and parts of drive.

[Geldofpunk]

alrighty...gotcha.

[Shatter590]

just gotta be there to see it i spose.

[indexfor...]

goodness gracious, now i can say "i <3 u dan"
i <3 u 2 BRADZORZ

[indexfor...]

what were you smoking outside?

ohh you know

a little something we call northren lights up here


and camel filters

[BGP]

i <3 u 2 BRADZORZ
my record player broke :-(

[Danny Schme]

i have no name, no face, im not even a human being, i always have been, and always will be.



(in other words dan)

Why are there so many of us Dan's on this site? haha Awesome story.

my record player broke :-(

Well you're still ahead of me. You have vinals... I lack those.

[indexfor...]

dude that is not l33t that is the opposite of l33t that is l00takriss



i would suggest just go to some pawnshop and see what they have, or if your bored, fuck around with it, diy that mofo!

[indexfor...]

Why are there so many of us Dan's on this site? haha Awesome story.
because dan is the greatest name ever;FACT

[BGP]

i actually plan on building one from scratch, that's how diy i am

[lawofaverages]

ohh you know

a little something we call northren lights up here


and camel filters

pfunk lites all the way

[indexfor...]

pfunk lites all the way
i enjoy p-funk, that recessed filter is nice

[Danny Schme]

dude that is not l33t that is the opposite of l33t that is l00takriss



i would suggest just go to some pawnshop and see what they have, or if your bored, fuck around with it, diy that mofo!

You guys swear by Vinal so much that I might just do it. But I spend so much money on CDs (I use them in my car too) that I would be even more strapped for cash than I already am! :-(

[indexfor...]

yeah but nothing beats just sitting down and listening to a good record



(and if your like don and me, lighting up a nice blizzzzzzzzzunt)

[Danny Schme]

yeah but nothing beats just sitting down and listening to a good record



(and if your like don and me, lighting up a nice blizzzzzzzzzunt)

You had me up untill the blunt part.

[BGP]

You guys swear by Vinal so much that I might just do it. But I spend so much money on CDs (I use them in my car too) that I would be even more strapped for cash than I already am! :-(
hahah you said vinal, that made me giggle

[lawofaverages]

yeah but nothing beats just sitting down and listening to a good record



(and if your like don and me, lighting up a nice blizzzzzzzzzunt)

once this week is over....omg. yes.

[indexfor...]

yeah i've had the week off of school, FUCK YEAH HIPPIE SCHOOL, im fuckin burnt out