who lives near the beach?

[stratdude]

i'm curious, but how many of you live near the beach and go there all the time? i know i do.

anyways, i wanted to tell everyone i saw the hottest thing ever today! there were two hot chics, probobly about 16-18 years old, standing in the water throwing a football. they were wearing their bikini bottoms and cut-off t-shirts! there was nothing underneath their t-shirts. so when their shirts got wet... yeah, there was nipplage!

i had the biggest boner ever. i almost came without even touching my wang.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by stratdude
i had the biggest boner ever. i almost came without even touching my wang.

dude, thats retarded.

[**michelleV**]

Originally posted by stratdude
i'm curious, but how many of you live near the beach and go there all the time? i know i do.

anyways, i wanted to tell everyone i saw the hottest thing ever today! there were two hot chics, probobly about 16-18 years old, standing in the water throwing a football. they were wearing their bikini bottoms and cut-off t-shirts! there was nothing underneath their t-shirts. so when their shirts got wet... yeah, there was nipplage!

i had the biggest boner ever. i almost came without even touching my wang. i hate the beach during the day bunch of fat people in bathing suits.

[bigweener]

haha wtf man?

[neb nawoc]

Originally posted by stratdude
i'm curious, but how many of you live near the beach and go there all the time? i know i do.

anyways, i wanted to tell everyone i saw the hottest thing ever today! there were two hot chics, probobly about 16-18 years old, standing in the water throwing a football. they were wearing their bikini bottoms and cut-off t-shirts! there was nothing underneath their t-shirts. so when their shirts got wet... yeah, there was nipplage!

i had the biggest boner ever. i almost came without even touching my wang.

thats hot.

[stratdude]

Originally posted by neb nawoc
thats hot.

fuck yeah. these girls were so good lookin' too. they weren't fat trashy sea cows like the rest of the girls on the beach. they were flawless! they looked so innocent playing catch with the football.

okay, its time for me to masturbate again.:D

[punkermcghee]

Originally posted by stratdude
i'm curious, but how many of you live near the beach and go there all the time and get arrested? i know i do.




yikes!

[SocoBabe]

Yea, the beach is pretty cool. Although I don't touch myself while I'm there staring at some girl's chest... but maybe it's because I am a girl:rolleyes:

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by punkermcghee
yikes!

not funny

[stratdude]

Originally posted by punkermcghee
yikes!

why would i get arrested? i didn't rape them.

[Highway Donkey]

Originally posted by stratdude
fuck yeah. these girls were so good lookin' too. they weren't fat trashy sea cows like the rest of the girls on the beach. they were flawless! they looked so innocent playing catch with the football.

okay, its time for me to masturbate again.:D


Wow, you're a dumbass.


.... and no one wants to know that shit, keep it to yourself.

[twee]

i understand what you mean about the boner scene. Theres alot of guys who go to the beach for the sole purpose of seeing hot ladies in bikinis, but the thing is that there too scared to admit it... i'm sure they probably have a boner right now, as i type...

[SonnyPunk]

When I was young, seeing a hot chick in a bikini might have done it for me...but after maturing and having sex for "x" amount of years petty little crap like that isn't as stimulating as it once was So my advice is to go out and find a real life girl...then you'll have something to post about.

[ServedtoRaise]

i live about an hour away and i haven't been to the beach in about 2 years

[stratdude]

Originally posted by SonnyPunk
When I was young, seeing a hot chick in a bikini might have done it for me...but after maturing and having sex for "x" amount of years petty little crap like that isn't as stimulating as it once was So my advice is to go out and find a real life girl...then you'll have something to post about.

i'm working on that moron. why do you think i go to the beach all the time? to meet chics (and stare at them), of course. dude, and they weren't just in bikinis, it was like a wet t-shirt contest but better.

[sigh]

i live near a beach but i dont go there much mostly cus i cant drive yet and no one can take me.... But I go there sometimes, my xcountry practices there and my friend owns a beach house so i go over sometimes. But one day i was running on the beach and i saw the grossest thing. Wtf is an old fat guy thinking wearing a speedo????

[SonnyPunk]

Originally posted by stratdude
i'm working on that moron. why do you think i go to the beach all the time? to meet chics (and stare at them), of course. dude, and they weren't just in bikinis, it was like a wet t-shirt contest but better.

Voyeur

[stratdude]

Originally posted by SonnyPunk
Voyeur

i wouldn't say that. its a public place, i entitled to stare.

[wild_goose]

i live on a lake. and there are lots of lake beaches around that i go to, but its nothing like the ocean.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by stratdude
fuck yeah. these girls were so good lookin' too. they weren't fat trashy sea cows like the rest of the girls on the beach. they were flawless! they looked so innocent playing catch with the football.

okay, its time for me to masturbate again.:D

hahaha, fat trashy sea cows...nice word use. hahaha!