For all the noobs wondering why we hate you

[blaarg]

Originally posted by twee
i still dont understand why you have to continue to call people noobs. he happened to post something fairly true, then he gets fired upon with all kinds bullshit that dont make sense.
my question is whats up the noobs bullshit?
we don't look to kindly to people new to this site, the way the klan doesn't look to kindly to people new to america. this is mostly due to the lack of bandwith, so i offer two possible solutions to the problem.

1) noobs can't post... ever, they aren't punk enough

2) (this one's a little less harsh) we enstate a group of wise, all-knowing AP elders, who will determine whether a noob stays or has their IP banned. the decision will be based on a post by the potential noob which should be placed in a forum designated for intruductary posts, where one will justify their existence, not only as a member of the AP forum, but as a human, if the introductary post is unsatasfactory, the users IP will be banned, and the person will be tracked down, and beaten to death by cast iron monkeys.

i volounteer myself as an AP elder

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by blaarg
i volounteer myself as an AP elder Oo! I volunteer too!

[blaarg]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Oo! I volunteer too!
wait, cancel my volunteer-edness, in order to become an elder, one must be appointed by one member of the forum (noobs have no say) and must have the decision supported by at least 2 other members

[OldCrow912]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Oo! I volunteer too!

you cant volunteer, you havent been here long enough.
and neither could i

[twee]

thats awesome.


when can i join.

[OldCrow912]

Originally posted by twee
thats awesome.


when can i join.

never, and actually i could be an elder because if you look at my old username (napboy13) ive been here perty long

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by twee
thats awesome.


when can i join. In a year.

[blaarg]

Originally posted by twee
thats awesome.


when can i join.
well if this goes in place, there will be a feast celebrating the greatness of my plan, and the greatness of the elders, you can be the main course

[torch]

Originally posted by blaarg
we don't look to kindly to people new to this site, the way the klan doesn't look to kindly to people new to america. this is mostly due to the lack of bandwith, so i offer two possible solutions to the problem.

1) noobs can't post... ever, they aren't punk enough

2) (this one's a little less harsh) we enstate a group of wise, all-knowing AP elders, who will determine whether a noob stays or has their IP banned. the decision will be based on a post by the potential noob which should be placed in a forum designated for intruductary posts, where one will justify their existence, not only as a member of the AP forum, but as a human, if the introductary post is unsatasfactory, the users IP will be banned, and the person will be tracked down, and beaten to death by cast iron monkeys.

i volounteer myself as an AP elder
You just clinched the worst message board ever award, for AP.net. I'm outta here.

[twee]

this sounds too much like "Lord of The Flies" to me. adios

[AFittingLie]

Talk about a thread that packs the suck.

I might be a newbie on this board, but I'm no newbie to internet forums. And I'll own anyone here in music knowledge.

[brightistar]

Originally posted by torch
You just clinched the worst message board ever award, for AP.net. I'm outta here.

i agree... but dont try and bash me... im not a newbie... been here since novem 2002.. took a break and forgot my user name.. yeah

[MaybeOneDay]

if this goes through at all...the elders should be myself, bill, seth, cole, chris, and a few others.

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by OldCrow912
you cant volunteer, you havent been here long enough.
and neither could i But i can, Bitch so bring on the cast iron monkeys and let me get to work

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
if this goes through at all...the elders should be myself, bill, seth, cole, chris, and a few others.

you, bill, cole, chris and the few others would be good, but seth's an idiot. he wouldn't accept anyone who doesn't like NOFX.:rolleyes:

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
you, bill, cole, chris and the few others would be good, but seth's an idiot. he wouldn't accept anyone who doesn't like NOFX.:rolleyes:

that is true. but still..he's the oldest member left on this board.

[torch]

Let's try to make this less like high school or a government of some kind, ok? dammit.

[FallingOut]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
that is true. but still..he's the oldest member left on this board.

I am 18 1/2, but I dont think anybody knows who I am. My posts are usually ignored.

[torch]

Originally posted by FallingOut
I am 18 1/2, but I dont think anybody knows who I am. My posts are usually ignored.
He meant joined the earliest. But that would be me, and repheaux, and brandon according to him.

[FallingOut]

Ok, I am officially an idiot. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

[nostalgia]

I have been here a good while so I could at least have the status of an elders bitch or something. :(

[Dibidoolandas]

Heh, just signed up today.

I think my first post was about... Ah, Deja's lyrics. In any case, this idea doesn't sound too popular with the newcomers.

Guess you can't please everyone.

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by Dibidoolandas
Heh, just signed up today.

I think my first post was about... Ah, Deja's lyrics. In any case, this idea doesn't sound too popular with the newcomers.

Guess you can't please everyone. you just might survive the rod iron monkeys or whatever the hell theya re

[ms y o o n]

Originally posted by torch
Let's try to make this less like high school or a government of some kind, ok? dammit.

exactly.. i wish though

[MaybeOneDay]

Ok, including the old days when this site was a mxpx / blink site, chris, reaphux and myself are the oldest members. Ahh it has changed so much...stupid seth..haha

[the_champ_is_here]

Actually Brandon, I was a member during the Blink Mxpx days, then I stopped for a few years.

So I could be among that group.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

you guys have been here way too long. i've only been browsing the site for like...10 months.

[fezwik80]

i havent really been here long but oh well, im just bored alot

[MaybeOneDay]

ok let me rephrase that...me, chris, reaphux and my best friend mike

wow, ive been here for over 3 years..thats not really that long is it jerry ?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
ok let me rephrase that...me, chris, reaphux and my best friend mike

wow, ive been here for over 3 years..thats not really that long is it jerry ? :eek: holy fucking hell. 3 years ago i.......was listening to Slipknot, Staind, Korn, and all that crazy bullshit. plus large doses of rap. and most likely Limp Bizkit, cuz they were popular back then.

[kevin]

I have been her for almost two years, but it really doesn't seem like it has been that long.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
:eek: holy fucking hell. 3 years ago i.......was listening to Slipknot, Staind, Korn, and all that crazy bullshit. plus large doses of rap. and most likely Limp Bizkit, cuz they were popular back then.

those 3 years (or more) have flown by for me...it seems at max like its been a year...3 years ago i was listening to blink and mxpx. just those 2 bands, which is why i found this site. ahhh the good ol' days.

[Fobika!]

<------------november original AP member right there

[Hyperlite]

the whole idea of being an elder is fucking retarded. while you're having your little elder meeting, dont forget to plan next months LAN party. idiots.

[fezwik80]

im goin to canada soon i wanna piss on the parliment building i almost did it last time i was there

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by fezwik80
im goin to canada soon i wanna piss on the parliment building i almost did it last time i was there

i guarantee you werent even close to doing it. moron. tell me when you go, ill meet you there and if you try to piss on it, ill gladly kick the shit out of you.

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by Hyperlite
i guarantee you werent even close to doing it. moron. tell me when you go, ill meet you there and if you try to piss on it, ill gladly kick the shit out of you. try it slut, canadia is a joke but you have good beers but nto as good as portland

[MaybeOneDay]

canada owns

[FallingOut]

Germany owns!!!!

[MaybeOneDay]

no.

as i clearly stated before...

canada owns.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

im an elder.

[sigh]

i think noobs are just like rookies, or freshman (in some places) there genearlly picked on, but if there wise theyll figure everything out and itll be all good.

Being a elder woul be cool... i have a lot of forum expereince..if only someone would nominate me....;)

Anyways, why dont we just have a noob genocide and ban anyone who signed on this month:p

[proeuthanasia]

i don't have a problem with kids new to the boards as long as they're smart. the majority of them, however, are not. so naturally, i'm all for the 'elder' idea. i have no idea how long ronin's been here, but he seems sufficiently intelligent...and he dishes out the occasional smartass comment, which i like, so i suggest him.

[richter915]

haha, blaarg, if you're serious...you're a fucking idiot...seriously.

[blaarg]

Originally posted by richter915
haha, blaarg, if you're serious...you're a fucking idiot...seriously.
i really don't think there's an "if" to either part of that. i don't see how anyone could take that seriously even over the computer i think the sarcasm was pretty evident. it's just that people here forget how they were all new at one point.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
i don't have a problem with kids new to the boards as long as they're smart. the majority of them, however, are not. so naturally, i'm all for the 'elder' idea. i have no idea how long ronin's been here, but he seems sufficiently intelligent...and he dishes out the occasional smartass comment, which i like, so i suggest him.

I like you.

[torch]

Don't bring me into this BS elder crap brandon, lol.

[oc_dodo]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
if this goes through at all...the elders should be myself, bill, seth, cole, chris, and a few others.
i second the motion for maybeoneday......he was nice to me and i think he has a good head on his shoulders.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by torch
Don't bring me into this BS elder crap brandon, lol.

haha, alright..but your the oldest bitch here..your in there whether you like it or not..heh

and thank you oc_dodo:)

[torch]

Originally posted by fezwik80
try it slut, canadia is a joke but you have good beers but nto as good as portland
A) You are an insane moron.
B)Learn to use proper English. PLEASE!

[fezwik80]

Originally posted by torch
A) You are an insane moron.
B)Learn to use proper English. PLEASE! calm your gayness down. thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks

[torch]

Wow, all i need now is for someone to say, "Your mom" and I'm back in the 8th grade..........

[richter915]

"your mom" who the hell says that man?? I'm new skool! it's all "joe mama" now....wurd bizatch!.

[Oxbig1106]

blaarg
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Ive been here since september my tag thing says newbie but thats cus idont post much, only wat i feel strongly about

[StartingLine182]

Originally posted by richter915
"your mom" who the hell says that man?? I'm new skool! it's all "joe mama" now....wurd bizatch!.

Very well said

[YouWish22]

Originally posted by blaarg
wait, cancel my volunteer-edness, in order to become an elder, one must be appointed by one member of the forum (noobs have no say) and must have the decision supported by at least 2 other members

wow... long time no see.....

[xpr0x]

i have a grand idea. we make a forum specifically for blaarg and the other high and mighty elders. the 10 of them can continue their posts about the good ol days to each other. all the rest of us can continue posting about right now and forget about this newbie crap.

[MapleLeaf]

Originally posted by richter915
"your mom" who the hell says that man?? I'm new skool! it's all "joe mama" now....wurd bizatch!.

how could you have not heard 1000000000 times that 'your mom' is the trump card?

[hot damn!]

I am not surprised to see you kids have not thought of the consequences if we implement Blaarg's proposals. Let's think rationally here folks. If you IP ban someone, they can no longer visit the site, not just the forum but the whole damn site. Jason depends on hits to his site so advertisers can cough up the dough. Also I imagine there must be some sort of log that records the actions of administrators, like for IP bannings. When Jason finally catches on, guess who's getting the boot? Brandon and myself, so yea no way am I going along with this ridiculous plan.

PS- If you don't like what a "newbie" posts, DONT FUCKING READ IT.

That is all.

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by enfilade
I am not surprised to see you kids have not thought of the consequences if we implement Blaarg's proposals. Let's think rationally here folks. If you IP ban someone, they can no longer visit the site, not just the forum but the whole damn site. Jason depends on hits to his site so advertisers can cough up the dough. Also I imagine there must be some sort of log that records the actions of administrators, like for IP bannings. When Jason finally catches on, guess who's getting the boot? Brandon and myself, so yea no way am I going along with this ridiculous plan.

PS- If you don't like what a "newbie" posts, DONT FUCKING READ IT.

That is all.

I couldn't agree with you more. Also, if you despise a newbie as much as want them banned, there is an ignore user option which I put to very good use.

[Alex Djaferis]

Originally posted by Mikey
I couldn't agree with you more. Also, if you despise a newbie as much as want them banned, there is an ignore user option which I put to very good use.

[blaarg]

Originally posted by YouWish22
wow... long time no see.....
holy fuck, yea it's been a while, you should start posting again

oh yea, and the whole thing with the noobs wasn't so much about not liking the posts, it was a joke about how people are always bashing noobs cuz they're new, and it's the cool thing to do cuz we need bandwith.

and on a side note, i think that the large number of corpses bludgenned to death by cast iron monkeys that would appear throughout the country that would eventually be connected to AP would be a bit of a worse side affect than the banning of mods.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by enfilade
I am not surprised to see you kids have not thought of the consequences if we implement Blaarg's proposals. Let's think rationally here folks. If you IP ban someone, they can no longer visit the site, not just the forum but the whole damn site. Jason depends on hits to his site so advertisers can cough up the dough. Also I imagine there must be some sort of log that records the actions of administrators, like for IP bannings. When Jason finally catches on, guess who's getting the boot? Brandon and myself, so yea no way am I going along with this ridiculous plan.

PS- If you don't like what a "newbie" posts, DONT FUCKING READ IT.

That is all.

I think that is the first time I have ever had my mind/decision completely changed by a single post by someone else. Well said Bill, and I now agree with you completely. I'm out of this plan, although I don't think it would ever have gone through anyways.

[charly horse]

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
you, bill, cole, chris and the few others would be good, but seth's an idiot. he wouldn't accept anyone who doesn't like NOFX.:rolleyes:




who is chris?

[MaybeOneDay]

torch, the oldest member of these forums

[YouWish22]

Originally posted by blaarg
holy fuck, yea it's been a while, you should start posting again

oh yea, and the whole thing with the noobs wasn't so much about not liking the posts, it was a joke about how people are always bashing noobs cuz they're new, and it's the cool thing to do cuz we need bandwith.

and on a side note, i think that the large number of corpses bludgenned to death by cast iron monkeys that would appear throughout the country that would eventually be connected to AP would be a bit of a worse side affect than the banning of mods.

i really want to but i can only do it once in a while because i dont have a home phone anymore.... only a cell. so i only post when im at friends houses and whatnot. ill try though

[AudioBoxers]

Originally posted by blaarg
we don't look to kindly to people new to this site, the way the klan doesn't look to kindly to people new to america. this is mostly due to the lack of bandwith, so i offer two possible solutions to the problem.

1) noobs can't post... ever, they aren't punk enough

2) (this one's a little less harsh) we enstate a group of wise, all-knowing AP elders, who will determine whether a noob stays or has their IP banned. the decision will be based on a post by the potential noob which should be placed in a forum designated for intruductary posts, where one will justify their existence, not only as a member of the AP forum, but as a human, if the introductary post is unsatasfactory, the users IP will be banned, and the person will be tracked down, and beaten to death by cast iron monkeys.

i volounteer myself as an AP elder Damn glad I am back, I missed that so much!

[MapleLeaf]

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
Damn glad I am back, I missed that so much!

go home chadwick!

[AudioBoxers]

Originally posted by Fluffy
go home chadwick! LOL I knew I was going to get shit, but I talked everything over with all the older members (But you) and they said it was cool if I come back and they actually wanted me back! YES! But I wont fuck around anymore

[Frodo]

WICK WICK WICK

[MapleLeaf]

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
LOL I knew I was going to get shit, but I talked everything over with all the older members (But you) and they said it was cool if I come back and they actually wanted me back! YES! But I wont fuck around anymore

i was there assatrd. and i told you i didnt like you still. you on the forum = me banned. its simple

[AudioBoxers]

Damn I didnt know yall actually like me anymore? Hummm I loef you all! Shit I cant remember who I was talking with, but we were talking about all the good times on AP man it was great

[the_champ_is_here]

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
Damn I didnt know yall actually like me anymore? Hummm I loef you all! Shit I cant remember who I was talking with, but we were talking about all the good times on AP man it was great

dude why are you so obsessed with this place

[MapleLeaf]

me in chat = rsistancisfutile
me on board = cole, youre favorite

[AudioBoxers]

I am not, it was just a good ol time and I wanna come back its as simple as that! I do though wanna say I did fuck up, so yea I am sorry to everyone!!!!!!!!! I will take actions for what I have done, I have taken the ban and I have waited out the long period

[sigh]

i am so confused. I dont want to make any assumptions anymore

[BuriedAlive]

don't have a problem with kids new to the boards as long as they're smart. the majority of them, however, are not. so naturally, i'm all for the 'elder' idea. i have no idea how long ronin's been here, but he seems sufficiently intelligent...and he dishes out the occasional smartass comment, which i like, so i suggest him.

im a smart guy, but im not exactly new either. but the whole thing about canda owning, ya right. canada cant even win the stanley cup. its hockey, a cadadian sport, but still american teams seem to be taking them all home (im not a big fan of hockey, its a dumb game.) U.S. has won the cup the past few years right?

[blaarg]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
im a smart guy, but im not exactly new either. but the whole thing about canda owning, ya right. canada cant even win the stanley cup. its hockey, a cadadian sport, but still american teams seem to be taking them all home (im not a big fan of hockey, its a dumb game.) U.S. has won the cup the past few years right?
yea, i guess you're right, the fact that america's religion is sports means america is better than canada. in canada the legal drinking age is 19, there's less crime then in america, free health care, less polution than in america, less over-population than in america, medicinal marijuanna, and of course lets not forget the fact that canada desn't start imperialistic, like america. canada does own.

[BuriedAlive]

ya U.S. does have medical marijuana in some states. and on the free medical care well oregon has it or tried to. but U.S. isnt over populated everywhere only in new york and california. not in my city or state (florida). but you did get me on most of it.