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BrandNewRock05
07/28/03, 06:22 AM
I, Mike, aka BrandNewRock05, aka Sex God, give you today's fortune cookie.....

"Try and broaden your horizon...make new friends, try a new hobbie, masturbate left handed."
theused_FSF
07/28/03, 06:24 AM
that was random
BrandNewRock05
07/28/03, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
that was random
I am just spreading my wisdom as Confusious did...I shall give you another..."Patience is a virtue, if your girlfriend cannot orgasm just keep banging the bejesus out of her until she does"
theused_FSF
07/28/03, 06:27 AM
hahahahahah
HIPVTENTSL
07/28/03, 06:28 AM
why couldnt fortune cookies and chinese places be this enlightening
pUnKrOcKgIrL917
07/28/03, 06:30 AM
my friend once got a fortune cookie that said "an apple a day may prevent cancer". it was very strange.
BrandNewRock05
07/28/03, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by HIPVTENTSL
why couldnt fortune cookies and chinese places be this enlightening
I'm telling you....I hold the power to much knowlege, I think its this chinese herbal tea Im drinking....
BrandNewRock05
07/28/03, 06:47 AM
"Bragging is sore losing in reverse, never brag, unless its about banging your best friends mom, then brag away, its unwritten law"
theused_FSF
07/28/03, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
I'm telling you....I hold the power to much knowlege, I think its this chinese herbal tea Im drinking....



if by chinese herbal you're drinking you mean acid you're tripping then yes
BrandNewRock05
07/28/03, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by theused_FSF
if by chinese herbal you're drinking you mean acid you're tripping then yes
no...just take herbal essences shampoo, mix with water and heat...good stuff
steverocks33
07/28/03, 07:04 AM
fortune cookies are no longer fortunes. they are pieces of advice.
angie710
07/28/03, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by BrandNewRock05
masturbate left handed


I keep trying, but it just dosent feel the same.....:(
OldCrow912
07/28/03, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by angie710
I keep trying, but it just dosent feel the same.....:(

then ill be over to help :D
angie710
07/28/03, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by OldCrow912
then ill be over to help :D



:eek: ... Well, ok then....;)
angie710
07/28/03, 08:04 AM
This is a testing to see if my pic link works...sorry to interrupt...
BrandNewRock05
07/28/03, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by angie710
This is a testing to see if my pic link works...sorry to interrupt...
put up a pic of you masturbating left handed, ill tell you what you are doing wrong....
angie710
07/28/03, 10:40 AM
I bet you'd enjoy that, woldnt you....MWAH...Im out peeps...Till tomorrow....
toasinger
07/28/03, 10:47 AM
lol... we got a real quality fortune cookie one time... it was something like.. "you will buy some new clothes".. lol... so much for being vague and mysterious...
Matthew
07/28/03, 12:29 PM
who actually buys fortune cookies? they arent really necesarry when you have Jone's Soda.