Official Dentist Non Appreciation Thread [Archive]

oc_dodo

07/28/03, 07:33 AM

i like going to the dentist......they numb your mouth.......give you nitrous oxide....free toothpaste.....great pain killers.......what more can you ask for?

ChineseNoodle13

07/28/03, 08:28 AM

i like the dentist better than the orthodontist... going to the orthodontist is like going to hell for me... i hate it!!!

ms y o o n

07/28/03, 08:33 AM

no i think the dentist is worse than the orthodontist

at the ortho all they do is tighten my braces
but at the dentist... they killed my gums. there was blood everywhere.. ergg

napboy13

07/28/03, 09:33 AM

im workin right now at the dentist.....wierd.....being scared of the dentist is overrated

MaybeOneDay

07/28/03, 09:43 AM

this is a true story:

when i was 8, it was the first time i went to the dentist (weird i know, dont ask why)...and i sat down in the chair, he looked at me, told me my teeth were in bad condition, went to put some tool into my mouth, and i literally punched that fucker right in the face. i was so scared of the thing he had in his hand, some drill type deal. and from that day on, i was banned from that dentist, my local one. now i have to go to one 45 minutes away. haha, that bastard had it coming.

theused_FSF

07/28/03, 09:45 AM

i dont mind the dentist, i get plenty of compliments

oc_dodo

07/28/03, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
this is a true story:

when i was 8, it was the first time i went to the dentist (weird i know, dont ask why)...and i sat down in the chair, he looked at me, told me my teeth were in bad condition, went to put some tool into my mouth, and i literally punched that fucker right in the face. i was so scared of the thing he had in his hand, some drill type deal. and from that day on, i was banned from that dentist, my local one. now i have to go to one 45 minutes away. haha, that bastard had it coming.
you are such a bad ass....... i love you.......stay away from me though i'm scared you might try and hurt me!

MaybeOneDay

07/28/03, 10:00 AM

hey man i was 8...im no longer a violent person...

...but I swear to god if i see that bastard on the street i'll...

haha, kidding.

theused_FSF

07/28/03, 10:04 AM

my friend told me i was the meanest bastard he knew, and i had a fighting spirit

Frodo

07/28/03, 10:06 AM

i dont mind going, if you take care of your teeth they just clean em and let you go. but getting my wisdom teeth pulled soon, i hear thats bad

theused_FSF

07/28/03, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
i dont mind going, if you take care of your teeth they just clean em and let you go. but getting my wisdom teeth pulled soon, i hear thats bad

it's worse than eating 90 yr old poon

MaybeOneDay

07/28/03, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
i dont mind going, if you take care of your teeth they just clean em and let you go. but getting my wisdom teeth pulled soon, i hear thats bad

its very bad....

run. go now. and don't look back.

Frodo

07/28/03, 10:09 AM

id rather get them pulled than have them grow into my other teeth. that would be more painful.

theused_FSF

07/28/03, 10:11 AM

true

has anyone seen final destination 2

"if he gives me the gas and i wake up with my pants un-zipped, we aint paying"

hahahaha

Frodo

07/28/03, 12:10 PM

haha like that seinfeld where jerry goes and wakes up to the dentist and nurse putting on their clothes

Clarett'sGreyGoose

07/28/03, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
haha like that seinfeld where jerry goes and wakes up to the dentist and nurse putting on their clothes

heh classic.

hot damn!

07/28/03, 12:25 PM

i went to the dentist last thursday actually.

check up went well :D

Clarett'sGreyGoose

07/28/03, 12:26 PM

my dentist says i have perfect teeth. :D

proeuthanasia

07/28/03, 12:27 PM

never had a cavity or anything, just teeth cleaned, so the dentist doesn't bug me. oh, the bottom of one of my front teeth is fake though because it chipped off when it went through my lip. at-home jackass incident w/ the bike.. this one kid pissed me off though cuz i had to get a shot in my gum when they went in to bond the tooth and it fucking hurt like hell. 'mosquitoe bite' my ass.

sigh

07/28/03, 07:34 PM

my dads a dentist and hes cool. Maybe its just cus i hung around the office all my childhood. I woudlnt want ot be a doctor/dentist tho i dont really like helping ppl:rolleyes:

kidinthecorner

07/28/03, 07:58 PM

I've never had a cavity and didnt need braces. I've never spent more than 30 seconds with the actual dentist, the nurse /helper lady cleans my teeth and I'm in and out.

They told me I have a choice tho, I can either get my wisdom teeth pulled or gamble and hope they dont cause pain later. The dentist says its close but he's not sure, so its up to me. That was a year ago and I havent had a problem, and I havent decided yet.

wild_goose

07/29/03, 01:34 AM

i don't have any wisdom teeth. they x-rayed my entire jaw and i guess i was just born without any... so i'm lucky.

kevin

07/29/03, 02:55 AM

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
They told me I have a choice tho, I can either get my wisdom teeth pulled or gamble and hope they dont cause pain later.

Just get them pulled, it's really not that bad. Plus you get to miss school for it.

papathomas

07/29/03, 02:58 AM

Half of my two front teeth are fake. I fucked em up skatin.

Its summer kevin.

kevin

07/29/03, 02:59 AM

But school is like a month away, and you can just schedule it for that time.

the_champ_is_here

07/29/03, 03:00 AM

Some people like school.

kidinthecorner

07/29/03, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by Mikey
Some people like school. Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahah
Ahahahahahaha.... wooo!

Hmm.

HIPVTENTSL

07/29/03, 05:20 AM

does anyone's dentist/orthodontist start talking to you when you have a shit load of stuff in your mouth and he expects you to answer?... i hate when mine does that

MaybeOneDay

07/29/03, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by HIPVTENTSL
does anyone's dentist/orthodontist start talking to you when you have a shit load of stuff in your mouth and he expects you to answer?... i hate when mine does that

YES! mine does that constantly....

He always sits there and questions me about school and my hobbies and shit. And i always wish i could reply "Hey buddy, ever thought this isn't the best time to have a nice little chat. If you haven't noticed my mouth is a little full. Now shut the fuck up and have a nice day".

Oxbig1106

07/29/03, 07:50 AM

i got a root canal last week. numbed me once, then he numbed me again didnt feel a thing.... until the numbness went away. needle hurt like hell afterwards

**michelleV**

07/29/03, 07:54 AM

i went to the dentist yesterday it totally sucked my dentist forgot i was there this happens everytime i go to the dentist wich is why i HATE the dentist . i think i need a new dentist

charly horse

07/29/03, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by kevin
I hate the dentist. I just got back from an appointment and feel like shit. There is nothing good about it.

clean teeth?!