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Easy Killer
03/04/07, 04:53 PM
you know what movie I'm effin excited for? 300. anybody agree or know more about this film?
jusscali
03/04/07, 04:54 PM
No I've never heard of it...
there is this one film..shit i can't think of the name
Oh wait! it's called "The Search Function" and it should be out real real soon. Keep your eye out on that one
TJ Wells
03/04/07, 05:19 PM
No I've never heard of it...
there is this one film..shit i can't think of the name
Oh wait! it's called "The Search Function" and it should be out real real soon. Keep your eye out on that one
that one sounds good.
Mike Kraft
03/04/07, 05:22 PM
Hahahahahaha!
kshtoinks12
03/04/07, 05:23 PM
I've heard of this movie, there's actually a lot of hate threads for this in the staff and members only forum, I've personally seen it (my cousin's the director) and it was terribly awful, even he hated it. The main character is in jail now for molesting 3 year olds and killing puppies. If you support this film, you're against puppies, and no one can hate puppies.
Alex Djaferis
03/04/07, 05:25 PM
its going to own
TJ Wells
03/04/07, 05:46 PM
I've heard of this movie, there's actually a lot of hate threads for this in the staff and members only forum, I've personally seen it (my cousin's the director) and it was terribly awful, even he hated it. The main character is in jail now for molesting 3 year olds and killing puppies. If you support this film, you're against puppies, and no one can hate puppies.
post of the day
dashboard1190
03/04/07, 05:48 PM
lolzZ is ThiS thE SeQuel to tHe nuMbeR 23!?!?!
apoemtothedead
03/04/07, 05:49 PM
pft, they lost. Why does it deserve a movie?
pft, they lost. Why does it deserve a movie?
WAY TO USE SPOILERS YOU ASSHOLE! YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR ME!
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fluke182
03/04/07, 07:15 PM
WAY TO USE SPOILERS YOU ASSHOLE! YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR ME!
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They don't catch the Zodiac killer!
apoemtothedead
03/04/07, 08:09 PM
WAY TO USE SPOILERS YOU ASSHOLE! YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR ME!
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The Number 23 has Jim Carrey in it.
Cheshire_Buddha
03/04/07, 08:20 PM
WAY TO USE SPOILERS YOU ASSHOLE! YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR ME!
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Aces gets smoked
Elsa gets on the plane at the end
Annie and Alvy break up
Clive Owen was in the wall the whole time
The Japanese girl gets naked, Cate Blanchett doesn't die, the moroocan kid gets shot
Gizmo leaves Billy at the end
Dante stays in Jersey
Slevin is actually an orphan looking to get revenge on The Boss and the Rabbi
Jack get's eaten by the Kraken
Michael Douglass shoots Sean Penn and jumps off a building but it's all a game
Chris Rock is Morgan freeman's son and they both die before Renee Zelwiger gets an acting job on the aoap opera
Deniro goes to prison for kidnapping Jerry Lewis, but he gets a great career when he gets out
Rosebud's a sleigh
Jack Twist gets killed and Ennis moves into a tralier
William eventually saw the sail boat
Brody blows up the shark
Spacy gets shot in the head by Chris Cooper
Pee Wee gets his bike back
Slim Pickens destroys the world
Private Pyle shoots himself
Olive looses the beauty pagent and grandpa dies
Sheen kills Brando with a HUGE knife
The Rock turns into a monster
Donnie goes back in time and gets killed by a jet engine
Mr. Orange is a cop and all the colors die except Pink
Tarantino gets turned into a vampire and the Titty Twister is a temple
Damon's son is the one who ruined the bay of pigs
Jamie Foxx has a bastard kid with Jennifer Hudson
Jared Leto loses an arm, Marlon Wayans goes to prison, Jennifer Connely becomes a whore, and the forth one looses her mind
Christain Bale doesn't get caught it was all in his head
It's Superman's kid, not Cyclopse's
Jay Hernandez gets away but looses two fingers and the guy from Dumb and Dumberer gets killled
Marve Dies, Hartigan dies, and for Sin City 2 Dwight gets tricked by Ava but he gets her back, and for three Wallace kills alot of people but in the end saves the girl
The new girl's the alien and Josh Hartnett joins the football team
Arron Eckart gets killed and Josh Hartnett takes his girl
reductiondesign
03/04/07, 08:36 PM
Hahahahaha. This thread is gold.
Stupendous_Man
03/04/07, 08:45 PM
Pee Wee doesn't really get his bike back does he? You just ruined the movie I rented. :(
fluke182
03/04/07, 09:14 PM
Hahahahaha. This thread is gold.
Simon says he's actually after the gold!
Aces gets smoked
Elsa gets on the plane at the end
Annie and Alvy break up
Clive Owen was in the wall the whole time
The Japanese girl gets naked, Cate Blanchett doesn't die, the moroocan kid gets shot
Gizmo leaves Billy at the end
Dante stays in Jersey
Slevin is actually an orphan looking to get revenge on The Boss and the Rabbi
Jack get's eaten by the Kraken
Michael Douglass shoots Sean Penn and jumps off a building but it's all a game
Chris Rock is Morgan freeman's son and they both die before Renee Zelwiger gets an acting job on the aoap opera
Deniro goes to prison for kidnapping Jerry Lewis, but he gets a great career when he gets out
Rosebud's a sleigh
Jack Twist gets killed and Ennis moves into a tralier
William eventually saw the sail boat
Brody blows up the shark
Spacy gets shot in the head by Chris Cooper
Pee Wee gets his bike back
Slim Pickens destroys the world
Private Pyle shoots himself
Olive looses the beauty pagent and grandpa dies
Sheen kills Brando with a HUGE knife
The Rock turns into a monster
Donnie goes back in time and gets killed by a jet engine
Mr. Orange is a cop and all the colors die except Pink
Tarantino gets turned into a vampire and the Titty Twister is a temple
Damon's son is the one who ruined the bay of pigs
Jamie Foxx has a bastard kid with Jennifer Hudson
Jared Leto loses an arm, Marlon Wayans goes to prison, Jennifer Connely becomes a whore, and the forth one looses her mind
Christain Bale doesn't get caught it was all in his head
It's Superman's kid, not Cyclopse's
Jay Hernandez gets away but looses two fingers and the guy from Dumb and Dumberer gets killled
Marve Dies, Hartigan dies, and for Sin City 2 Dwight gets tricked by Ava but he gets her back, and for three Wallace kills alot of people but in the end saves the girl
The new girl's the alien and Josh Hartnett joins the football team
Arron Eckart gets killed and Josh Hartnett takes his girl
you forgot "soylent green is people!"
i didn't put the spoiler tag, i guess i ruined a 30 year old movie for all of you
fluke182
03/04/07, 09:36 PM
you forgot "soylent green is people!"
i didn't put the spoiler tag, i guess i ruined a 30 year old movie for all of you
Damn you! Damn you to hell.
you forgot "soylent green is people!"
i didn't put the spoiler tag, i guess i ruined a 30 year old movie for all of you
haha, me and my dad were just talking about this movie actually. I can't remember why, though.
Simon says he's actually after the gold!
How colorful.
/favorite line in Die Hard 3
you forgot "soylent green is people!"
i didn't put the spoiler tag, i guess i ruined a 30 year old movie for all of you
I felt dumb, I brought this up in class as a joke. My management professor gave us all hard things to solve. my group had hunger. So I said eat the dead like Soylent Green...People looked at me like wtf. no one heard of it in my class.
I felt dumb, I brought this up in class as a joke. My management professor gave us all hard things to solve. my group had hunger. So I said eat the dead like Soylent Green...People looked at me like wtf. no one heard of it in my class.
That's depressing.
This thread is slowly reminding my of the spoiler thread. that was fun
chronomic
03/04/07, 10:42 PM
there are 300 of them in 300. sorry.
fluke182
03/04/07, 11:00 PM
How colorful.
/favorite line in Die Hard 3
Die Hard 3 kicked ass. Jeremy Irons was such an awesome villain. Of course so was Alan Rickman, but I think Irons was better.
fluke182
03/04/07, 11:02 PM
Seriously though, how was this one not dropped yet.
Bruce Willis is dead.
Seriously though, how was this one not dropped yet.
Bruce Willis is dead.
classic one
Rudy gets in the game
Frodo Throws the ring in the volcano
Darth Vader is Luke's Father
Bordon and Fallon are twins
finkle is einhorn. einhorn is finkle
Sophie's death was staged
Protested Hero
03/05/07, 07:47 AM
The dead body in the room is Jigsaw
jeremyfromva
03/05/07, 07:55 AM
Russel Crowe is Schizophrenic and made most of the people up
Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze
Everyone at the motel was a figment of Malcolm Rivers' imagination, they were personalities
The kid was the evil personality
The dead body in the room is Jigsaw
haha
Cheshire_Buddha
03/05/07, 08:52 AM
The main vampire is actually the video store owner, and grandpa knew about the vampires all along...
Shaun and Liz survive the zombie ordeal, and Ed is place in the shed. The film ends with Shaun playing Timesplitters 2 with him.
Tom Hanks is shot, but is able to blow up the bridge before he dies.
The Warriors make it back to Coney Island.
Mikey and Mallory escape the prison, and end up killing Robert Downey, Jr.
The zombies take over the city and the crew of the Dead Reckoning fire off the last of the sky flowers.
Mark Wahlberg survives the blast under the Golden Spray standee, and ends up getting the Asian chick.
Holden loses both Banky and Alyssa due to his childish ways.
Jim Carrey's character actually wrote the Number 23.
Steve Carrell finally gets laid.
Ash gets sucked into a time vortex and ends up in the Middle Ages.
Paul Walker was a cop and survives, moving into the country and adopting Oleg.
Justin Long quits his job and Ryan Reynolds waits to bang the chick until she turns 18.
Kenny sacrifices himself to restore the world to what it was before the American-Canadian War and goes to Heaven in the process.
Jason's mother was the killer all along.
Michael gets shot six times and falls off a balconey, but dissapears with Dr. Loomis goes to inspect the body.
Danny is shot in the school bathroom.
Will Smith gets the job.
DiCaprio dies, but Jennifer Connelly and the other guy get to America and his family survivies.
Edward Norton was faking it in Primal Fear.
Oldboy? INCEST
Professor X transferred into another body.
Sheen dies, Winstone dies, Nicholson dies, DiCaprio dies, Anderson dies, and Damon dies.
Edward Ashen was really a puppet in Dead Silence.
The farmer gets to space on his second attempt!
Richard doesn't cheat on his wife, and he discovers his does, in fact, love her.
Kevin Bacon falls into a burning inferno, something that his stupid invisibility cannot save him from.
chelsea__
03/05/07, 09:32 AM
haha
i love this thread.
spoilers are great.
Hah, damn I was coming in here to do The Departed.
kshtoinks12
03/05/07, 02:32 PM
Link saves Zelda. Together they defeat Gannondwarf.
V dies, but blows up a huge building.
They don't find the question to the answer, 42.
Chappele frees his friend from jail.
Sandler and Barrymore get married without her memory.
Samuel L. Jackson and the other guy go surfing in Bahli (sp) at the end, all the snakes are dead.
He says, "Enough is enough, I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane."
Evolution Kid
03/05/07, 02:36 PM
hahaha, I love sifting through all these and seeing if I recognize/remember these movies.
buysoap
03/05/07, 02:46 PM
God, you people should be ashamed of yourselves! This girl didn't mean any harm in her post, merely to show us that she hasn't heard of the search function. Yet she still wanted to share her excitement for the movie 300 about the Battle of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans were killed fighting the army of Xerxes. We should all be nice to new members like her, or how can we expect this community to grow and become better? I mean, who wouldn't want a girl like her to be on this site? Seriously people. I am ashamed to be associated with some of you.
kennedycurse
03/05/07, 02:47 PM
pee wee gets his bike back, YES
Evolution Kid
03/05/07, 02:48 PM
God, you people should be ashamed of yourselves! This girl didn't mean any harm in her post, merely to show us that she hasn't heard of the search function. Yet she still wanted to share her excitement for the movie 300 about the Battle of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans were killed fighting the army of Xerxes. We should all be nice to new members like her, or how can we expect this community to grow and become better? I mean, who wouldn't want a girl like her to be on this site? Seriously people. I am ashamed to be associated with some of you.
I'm seeing the movie tonight :shrug:
And on a side note, I have no idea whether to take you seriously or not, hahaha.
Cheshire_Buddha
03/05/07, 03:07 PM
The Rejects get gunned down while 'Free Bird' plays in the background.
Kiefer Sutherland was a child porn guy and killed, Brooke Shields blows her brains out, and Reese Witherspoon finally gets to live happily...kind of.
Bijou Phillips gets gangbanged and the rich, white gangsta pricks get killed by the gang.
Son of Jackass happens after the credits, with Steve-O living.
A bear-trap skit that breaks into a huge dance number.
Tom Stall was actually a gangster after all.
Axel Foley recieves justice for his friend, and buys Judge Reinhold and John Aston some sweet bath robes.
The evi clown's top-like spaceship blows up, splattering pies on everyone.
The troopers capture the brain bug, and continue to fight.
It's actually 2004, not the 1800s or whatever, and Ron Howard's daughters cures River Phoenix's brother.
Only two of the four escape the mall via a helicopter while the zombies finally get to go shopping inside of it.
Pyro is able to save his child and reunite with the chick from Lost and her brother, but someone is watching them in the mountains...
Hahaha the Dawn of the Dead one is good
Adeniz19
03/06/07, 10:09 AM
some puta ruined 300's perfect score on RT.
Evolution Kid
03/06/07, 11:03 AM
some puta ruined 300's perfect score on RT.
this is the same woman who also slammed zodiac, praises elektra, and thinks 300 is too cartoonish while loving sin city.
and it is an incredible movie. i managed to get passes for a screening last night. :-)
The first page of this thread is the worst attempt at funny Ive ever seen. All of you.
ThexQuietxCull
03/06/07, 01:58 PM
how has this one not dropped yet:
aeris dies
Tom Good
03/06/07, 05:29 PM
I am still skeptical. I have read the graphic novel and it's incredible and the art is stunning, but how can you stretch this for over an hour? I am just as excited as everyone else and will be there day 1, but I just hope it is as beautiful as the book.
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