Julie Has a Face... [Archive]

devin

07/28/03, 07:06 PM

Actually, what I wrote is that you'll masturbate to the image of me masturbating. But that's really not important. I could get into a flame war here, however, there are enough reasons not to. First, you've already proved yourself inadequate at any sort of insult. Second, no one here has an ounce of respect for you, or even likes you. And please spare of the rant about how we're losers with nothing better to do than post, because you found the time to make accounts in order to flame us from New Zealand on your surfing trip.

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by devin
Actually, what I wrote is that you'll masturbate to the image of me masturbating. But that's really not important. I could get into a flame war here, however, there are enough reasons not to. First, you've already proved yourself inadequate at any sort of insult. Second, no one here has an ounce of respect for you, or even likes you. And please spare of the rant about how we're losers with nothing better to do than post, because you found the time to make accounts in order to flame us from New Zealand on your surfing trip.

Wow, you're just soooo smart. Suddenly I am inadequate to argue with. It seems to me as if I would be capable of matching you blow for blow.

As for your dislike of me, and lack of respect, I pose only this question: Did I ever personally do anything to you before? It would be fairly ignorant to dislike someone else just by virtue of the fact everyone else does. Come on flower-boy, tell me you're not a trend-whore.

Tom Foolery

07/28/03, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
It seems to me as if I would be capable of matching you blow for blow.

And therein lies your folly.

devin

07/28/03, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
Wow, you're just soooo smart. Suddenly I am inadequate to argue with. It seems to me as if I would be capable of matching you blow for blow.

As for your dislike of me, and lack of respect, I pose only this question: Did I ever personally do anything to you before? It would be fairly ignorant to dislike someone else just by virtue of the fact everyone else does. Come on flower-boy, tell me you're not a trend-whore.

When you made your...ahem...triumphant return during vacation and bashed us all, I put you down rather soundly.

I was irritated by your banning spree, because it quite nearly made some of the decent people here just leave for good. So really, it's not a matter of what other people said. I never disliked you until you acted like a jilted lover. Oh, and since I know you read my style tips, you'd be aware that I forego trends for my own personal taste.

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by devin
When you made your...ahem...triumphant return during vacation and bashed us all, I put you down rather soundly.

I was irritated by your banning spree, because it quite nearly made some of the decent people here just leave for good. So really, it's not a matter of what other people said. I never disliked you until you acted like a jilted lover. Oh, and since I know you read my style tips, you'd be aware that I forego trends for my own personal taste.

Yes, that's why I made light of your flower tips and then asked if you were a trend whore. It's called irony. Come now, a smart guy like yourself should know that.

So pretty much what you're saying is that because I got bored during some downtime and registered on a vacation, and because I banned some people, I am now the bain of the universe? That seems a little harsh, I think you'll find that since I've returned I've posted a lot more intelligently and a lot more appropriately. So I think we can drop the previous conceptions and begin to form new ones. Surely you would grasp the concept that people can change. But God forbid I be disliked by the GREAT Devin himself. The self proclaimed king of it, lord knows I wouldn't want to be disliked by the pretentious one.

MapleLeaf

07/28/03, 07:28 PM

hes not pretentious so dont call him that. the correct term is elitist prick but only i can call him that.

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Fluffy
hes not pretentious so dont call him that. the correct term is elitist prick but only i can call him that.

He's pretentious, he's also elitist and quite boastful as well, attention-whore, prickly... what a list...

devin

07/28/03, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
So pretty much what you're saying is that because I got bored during some downtime and registered on a vacation, and because I banned some people, I am now the bain of the universe? That seems a little harsh, I think you'll find that since I've returned I've posted a lot more intelligently and a lot more appropriately. So I think we can drop the previous conceptions and begin to form new ones. Surely you would grasp the concept that people can change. But God forbid I be disliked by the GREAT Devin himself. The self proclaimed king of it, lord knows I wouldn't want to be disliked by the pretentious one.

If you read the other thread going about you, you'd see that I don't hold a grudge. Nonetheless, I think you had too long a run of poor message board decisions to be chalked up to a momentary lapse of reason.

I am neither modest nor boastful. I claim to have done nothing I have not, and I have not done anything that I will not claim. I included the results of that vote because I found it funny that people would pick me after registering just two months before. I found it laughable that they would also say I have the best taste when I generally dislike most of the bands discussed here. I enjoy the thought that some people think that what they listen to is crap.

Oh, and the "king of it" part is a Pavement lyric. I didn't think Stephen Malkmus was too obscure to cite. Especially as it fit with the other part of my sig.

devin

07/28/03, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by Fluffy
hes not pretentious so dont call him that. the correct term is elitist prick but only i can call him that.

Indeed Ms. "Let's only invite the KEWL kids to chat, because we are so bad-ass"

MapleLeaf

07/28/03, 07:40 PM

thats too long to fit on a name tag..

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by devin
If you read the other thread going about you, you'd see that I don't hold a grudge. Nonetheless, I think you had too long a run of poor message board decisions to be chalked up to a momentary lapse of reason.

I am neither modest nor boastful. I claim to have done nothing I have not, and I have not done anything that I will not claim. I included the results of that vote because I found it funny that people would pick me after registering just two months before. I found it laughable that they would also say I have the best taste when I generally dislike most of the bands discussed here. I enjoy the thought that some people think that what they listen to is crap.

Oh, and the "king of it" part is a Pavement lyric. I didn't think Stephen Malkmus was too obscure to cite. Especially as it fit with the other part of my sig.

Well thank you for giving me insight into your profile. That still does little to change the fact your are over-zealous in your boasting and that you crave all the attention you can get...

devin

07/28/03, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
Well thank you for giving me insight into your profile. That still does little to change the fact your are over-zealous in your boasting and that you crave all the attention you can get...

I'm not exactly sure what boasts you are referring to, please list a few.

If I really craved attention, I would spend much more time here than I have been. I flew under the radar at first, and then became rather visible. It got really old fast when people would just quote my response and leave it at that. I have no interest in being that guy that everyone bows down to. This is why I primarily post on a board where I am not hot shit.

And since you mentioned irony earlier, you should be able to see the irony in the Pavement lyric: "I've been crowned the king of it, and it is all we have." It's a way of rejecting the status of cool by shedding light on the emptiness. With this in mind, you should be able to grasp its appropiateness.

Cole, you could fit two or three name tags on your breast, so I wouldn't worry about the length.

MapleLeaf

07/28/03, 07:49 PM

why thanks devin. youre such a sweetie.

ps: bill im going to kill you

devin

07/28/03, 07:53 PM

Cole, you've been bitchy enough to me to deserve anything I say in response. And is that your teddy bear in your avatar, cause it's adorable!

papathomas

07/28/03, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by devin
Cole, you've been bitchy enough to me to deserve anything I say in response I second that.

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by devin
I'm not exactly sure what boasts you are referring to, please list a few.

If I really craved attention, I would spend much more time here than I have been. I flew under the radar at first, and then became rather visible. It got really old fast when people would just quote my response and leave it at that. I have no interest in being that guy that everyone bows down to. This is why I primarily post on a board where I am not hot shit.

And since you mentioned irony earlier, you should be able to see the irony in the Pavement lyric: "I've been crowned the king of it, and it is all we have." It's a way of rejecting the status of cool by shedding light on the emptiness. With this in mind, you should be able to grasp its appropiateness.

Cole, you could fit two or three name tags on your breast, so I wouldn't worry about the length.

I see the irony in it. As for your boastings, well there are the subtleties "hips equal sex" that's a little bit of a boast. As if to imply you know. What of all the tales of your sexual conquests? Those are not boastful? Perhaps I do not know the meaning of the word then. I thought boasting was when one proudly displayed his accomlishments in a way to awe others. Accomplishments of a sexual or academic nature (how many times have I heard you attend Princeton?). That seems to fit in perfectly with your attention complex as well. Oh and as a parting shot, consider the irony in the fact you spent fifteen minutes typing a summary of your fashion sense with the underlying message you are your own man and do not care for the opinions of others, yet you sit here arguing with me because of my opinions of you.

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 07:58 PM

Figure anything out yet?

sigh

07/28/03, 08:00 PM

DIE HITLER DIE ARRG that fucking face is SO FUCKING UGLY AND ANNOYING
although ive heard that hitler was a great politician

devin

07/28/03, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
I That seems to fit in perfectly with your attention complex as well. Oh and as a parting shot, consider the irony in the fact you spent fifteen minutes typing a summary of your fashion sense with the underlying message you are your own man and do not care for the opinions of others, yet you sit here arguing with me because of my opinions of you.

"Hips equals sex" is by no means a boast. You'll find it very difficult to have sex if you have no hips. Try if my friend. It's even harder to have anal sex without hips, and I know you're a fan of that.

The sexual conquests have only come up on the board in response to the regular flow of conversation. I bring it up more in chat, but you're never in there, so you would have no knowledge of that. I'm sure it hurts that I've passed up more action in the past week than you've had in your life, but that's how it goes. I'm sure you have women propositioning you all the time though, but you're just too good of a guy to go for it, right? Or could you not get it up from the alcohol.

As for Princeton, I think Pat mentions it more than anyone. You really ought to bring this up with him. He's sort of my manager, only with a really huge chip on his shoulder. He has that little brother complex that inspires him to act tough in my presence. It's really endearing. I love the kid for it.

My opinions of fashion do not necesarily have to mesh with my opinions regarding anything else. Chad, you have grown so smart since you left. Maybe hitting a reef in New Zealand and going into a coma knocked sense into you, but you should be able to grasp that no one needs to have a comprehensive system of opinion. Nonetheless, I don't care what your opinion of me is. That does not mean that I won't defend myself however. Welcome back Chad, I hope to see lots of posts in your future.

MapleLeaf

07/28/03, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by devin
Cole, you've been bitchy enough to me to deserve anything I say in response. And is that your teddy bear in your avatar, cause it's adorable!

im trying not to be a total bitch, so dont mnake it harder than it already is. and no, thats not my teddy bear, thats fluffy the hippo. when bill changed my username i decided just to make the avatar to go with it.

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 08:10 PM

Well I take it you have figured out... The only question remains, have they?

devin

07/28/03, 08:15 PM

You had your chance. If a few posts back you had replied, "Dude, you just got Punk'd!" I would have been shown. But since you passed that up, run this up the pole:

http://personal.vsnl.com/nicholson/flag1.jpg

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 08:20 PM

I'd rather have seen you figure it out on your own. So what gave it away? The Princeton reference? The coherency? Julie? The grammar?

devin

07/28/03, 08:23 PM

Well, it was most directly Cole. Though I'm not supposed to let you know she told me, or copied ims to me from you. But I kind of had the feeling that it wasn't Chad. The only reason I believed for so long was wishful thinking.

:: pours 40 out on the prospect of an improved Chad::

Keep ya head up

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by devin
Well, it was most directly Cole. Though I'm not supposed to let you know she told me, or copied ims to me from you. But I kind of had the feeling that it wasn't Chad. The only reason I believed for so long was wishful thinking.

:: pours 40 out on the prospect of an improved Chad::

Keep ya head up

So it was Cole? Hmmmm, last time I tell her anything...

MapleLeaf

07/28/03, 08:28 PM

its not like you didnt know i was going to tell him. but thanks devin, that was nice of you.

kidinthecorner

07/28/03, 08:29 PM

Wait... what did he figure out?

devin

07/28/03, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by Fluffy
its not like you didnt know i was going to tell him. but thanks devin, that was nice of you.

Whenever someone says, "Don't tell him I told you...," I always tell. Want to know why? It's because you didn't respect his wish to keep it quiet, so why should I not let him know you were the rat?

MapleLeaf

07/28/03, 08:32 PM

thats fine. just go on hating me for no reaosn at all, it just amuses me now.

BustaNutz

07/28/03, 08:32 PM

Well you lied about telling him, then he lied about not telling me how he found out, and I'm lying about who I am, so we're all liars. It's like congress just without the rigor mortis...

devin

07/28/03, 08:38 PM

Cole, you can't be amused at my irrational hatred for you, because I am amused at your irrational hatred for me. If we both have irrational hatred for the other, it suddenly becomes rational. Then, it won't be fun. I say we share custody of the irrational hatred. I'll take the week, you can have weekends. We'll split holidays.

Pat, when did I lie about it? I made it obvious in my response that I knew it was you.

MapleLeaf

07/28/03, 08:40 PM

devin you dont get it. i really dont hate you. sometimes youre an annpoying assbag but i deserve it. i dont nkow why you want me to hate you.

iglooXcore

07/28/03, 09:51 PM

i think i understand. and i don't know why you guys ate each other. there really isn't a need for it.

Absolute Mest

07/28/03, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by tsunamiglory
i think i understand. and i don't know why you guys ate each other. there really isn't a need for it.

you guys are both queers. shut the fuck up and get on with your lives. go watch a movie together and make out or something...

:D

BrandNewDream

07/29/03, 06:18 AM

Originally posted by Absolute Mest
you guys are both queers. shut the fuck up and get on with your lives. go watch a movie together and make out or something...

:D

Jesus Christ, you're such an ass monkey. Go find a bridge and jump.

FallingOut

07/29/03, 06:55 AM

I agree. Absolute Mest thinks he is the biggest badass on the board when he is probably a 14 year old kid listening to Simple Plan in his room.

MaybeOneDay

07/29/03, 07:05 AM

Devin, i just saw this thread now and i must say. Like i've said from the beginning as you might remember, you are one creepy fuck. Why would you even look at something like that or be so familiar with what a face must look like to participate in such homosexual acts ? Please don't ever speak to me again.

BustaNutz

07/29/03, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by devin
Pat, when did I lie about it? I made it obvious in my response that I knew it was you.

Devin you told Cole you wouldn't tell me, how you found out...

Tom Foolery

07/29/03, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Devin, i just saw this thread now and i must say. Like i've said from the beginning as you might remember, you are one creepy fuck. Why would you even look at something like that or be so familiar with what a face must look like to participate in such homosexual acts ? Please don't ever speak to me again.

Ummmm...but isn't bakkake a boy and a girl? How is that homosexual? :confused:

Also, Brandon...'twas a joke. I think. :-/

devin

07/29/03, 02:29 PM

Cole should know better than to believe that my "ok" was a sacred vow.

Brandon, it's not homosexual in the slightest bit. It's completely exploitational and misogynistic, but that's another story.

And it saddens me to see that Colin founded a group with Brandon.

MapleLeaf

07/29/03, 02:31 PM

i know better than to trust you. i never said i believed everything you said.

Tom Foolery

07/29/03, 07:02 PM

I believe everything that everyone says. This includes myself. Am I lying right now? Is that possible? :confused:

Frodo

07/30/03, 05:14 AM

man you guys need some real friends, badly.

asubtledaggerx

07/30/03, 05:17 AM

angie710

07/30/03, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by devin
...made for bukkake.

http://www.bukkakesluts.net/tour40045390/index.html?id=40045390

I wish I had been forewarned...Im at work, and now my co- worker must think Im a perv... Thanks DEVIN!!!!

ms y o o n

07/30/03, 05:54 AM

i wish i had not clicked on that link
and julie is pretty... the attatchment if thats her

and the arguement between 'chad' and devin was great

Tom Foolery

07/30/03, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by krazee_k0rean
i wish i had not clicked on that link
and julie is pretty... the attatchment if thats her

and the arguement between 'chad' and devin was great

That's me...but I don't know how you could call that pic "pretty."

MapleLeaf

07/30/03, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by Nice Guy Betty
That's me...but I don't know how you could call that pic "pretty."

i just wonder who downlaoded that 85 times...

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 03:44 AM

Originally posted by Fluffy
i just wonder who downlaoded that 85 times...

Greg, he's like the forum ghost now... he's watching us as we speak...

asubtledaggerx

07/31/03, 03:47 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Greg, he's like the forum ghost now... he's watching us as we speak...

He isn't anymore...

papathomas

07/31/03, 03:55 AM

Originally posted by asubtledaggerx
He isn't anymore... Name changer!

asubtledaggerx

07/31/03, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by papathomas
Name changer!

Good observations Thomas!

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 04:00 AM

Originally posted by devin
Cole should know better than to believe that my "ok" was a sacred vow.

Brandon, it's not homosexual in the slightest bit. It's completely exploitational and misogynistic, but that's another story.

And it saddens me to see that Colin founded a group with Brandon.

Are you saying you don't find sitting in a circle of other men jerking off while you do the same and splooging in a girls face is not the slightest bit homosexual ? i believe the key words here are jerking off, and other men.

and you're just jealous you aren't a part of such a wonderful mafia. hahahahahaha.

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 04:22 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Are you saying you don't find sitting in a circle of other men jerking off while you do the same and splooging in a girls face is not the slightest bit homosexual ? i believe the key words here are jerking off, and other men.

and you're just jealous you aren't a part of such a wonderful mafia. hahahahahaha.

You forget Devin was one of the original three in the Emü movement. Why would Devin want to join your mafia when the Emü movement paved the way for it. We were like the Velvet Underground, you are like Good Charlotte...

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
You forget Devin was one of the original three in the Emü movement. Why would Devin want to join your mafia when the Emü movement paved the way for it. We were like the Velvet Underground, you are like Good Charlotte...

Devin likes to ejaculate in a circle of other men. That's all I have to say.

Whether he would want in on our mafia or not, the answer would still be no.

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 04:51 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Devin likes to ejaculate in a circle of other men. That's all I have to say.

Whether he would want in on our mafia or not, the answer would still be no.

Devin scores more than you do, if he has a bukkake fetish it's his business, but it's not like he's having trouble getting ass (from women, that way you can't reply with a gay joke).

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 04:58 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Devin scores more than you do, if he has a bukkake fetish it's his business, but it's not like he's having trouble getting ass (from women, that way you can't reply with a gay joke).

Damnit Pat. i had the gay joke ready and everything.

Devin score's more then I do, does he ? The only ones Devin scores with are the ladies who haven't hit the age of 6 and only endulge in intercourse with him after he has drugged them. Many times.

wow, patty, do you have a boyfriend ? have you got a wittle crush on devin wevin ? you like to defend his ass don't ya ?

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 05:00 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Damnit Pat. i had the gay joke ready and everything.

Devin score's more then I do, does he ? The only ones Devin scores with are the ladies who haven't hit the age of 6 and only endulge in intercourse with him after he has drugged them. Many times.

wow, patty, do you have a boyfriend ? have you got a wittle crush on devin wevin ? you like to defend his ass don't ya ?

You had to go with the gay joke didn't you? You just couldn't resist. I just think one should stick up for a buddy when he is not around. Devin would do the same for me. And Devin gets a LOT of girls, pretty much any night he wants one he can have one. I know because I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS! And that's quite a lot...

papathomas

07/31/03, 05:12 AM

Why are you being a douche to Devin and Pat?

Thomas

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by papathomas
Why are you being a douche to Devin and Pat?

Thomas

haha, its all jokes towards pat man.

but to devin, i dunno, partly jokes. its funny. he's the same way to me. so i return the favours.

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
You had to go with the gay joke didn't you? You just couldn't resist. I just think one should stick up for a buddy when he is not around. Devin would do the same for me. And Devin gets a LOT of girls, pretty much any night he wants one he can have one. I know because I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS! And that's quite a lot...

How do you know the many experience's Devin tell's you about haven't been with 80 year old men who he had coffee with that night, and he only tells you about it as a desperate attempt to cover up his homosexual tendencies ?

(im just kidding around with all of this, dont take it seriously)

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
How do you know the many experience's Devin tell's you about haven't been with 80 year old men who he had coffee with that night, and he only tells you about it as a desperate attempt to cover up his homosexual tendencies ?

(im just kidding around with all of this, dont take it seriously)

I don't, I just assume, you may have something there...

(I know you're kidding, so am I, it would be very obvious if i was taking you seriously)

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 05:46 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
I don't, I just assume, you may have something there...

(I know you're kidding, so am I, it would be very obvious if i was taking you seriously)

So you are you saying you have the same idea as me now ?

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
So you are you saying you have the same idea as me now ?

No... I'm saying that I have no way of knowing Devin IS telling the truth... so yes, I suppose I am. My poitn is still that Emü pwns you all.

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
No... I'm saying that I have no way of knowing Devin IS telling the truth... so yes, I suppose I am. My poitn is still that Emü pwns you all.

Oh now i get it. what you're really saying is you want to be a part of our mafia, right ?

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 05:58 AM

nice user title by the way, but i liked mine better;)

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 06:00 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Oh now i get it. what you're really saying is you want to be a part of our mafia, right ?

How did you come to that conclusion? Just so you know, most mafia's don't keep their roster in plain view for anyone and everyone to see...

hot damn!

07/31/03, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
How did you come to that conclusion? Just so you know, most mafia's don't keep their roster in plain view for anyone and everyone to see... we're living above the law plus we have no rival gangs to threaten our existence......if you want to get technical.

yea and how about that rain this morning, while the sun was out nonetheless.....makes it so much harder to drive to work :(

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 06:13 AM

Originally posted by hot damn!
we're living above the law plus we have no rival gangs to threaten our existence......if you want to get technical.

yea and how about that rain this morning, while the sun was out nonetheless.....makes it so much harder to drive to work :(

Yeah, we'll see how it goes when Emü reforms and kicks this mafia's ass. Of course two of our corner stone members are now a part of this mafia...

And yes Bill this rain is crazy, it was sunny out this morning at football and suddenly it just starts pouring...