AP Gossip

[Ronin]

- Devin is cheating on Julie with the ravishing seductress Cole. Their public feud is thought to be a complete ruse. Also complicating the situation is the fast that Shannon has become pregnant with Devin's love child

- The evil Audioboxers has returned to AP, but via his evil twin brother Pat.

- Bill has 18 toes. And 14 hos

- Colin is plotting against the denizens of AP in an evil, Stefano DiMera type fashion (If you don't watch "Days of Our Lives", you just aren't cool). The plot involves sex, poison and, for some unknown reason, a sickly cheetah.

- Greg has secretly left the board due to medical reasons. Rumour has it that he's undergoing an experimental heart reduction surgery, to lower his emo content.

- Laura is secretly in love with Hannah. While this stimulates the majority of the board, it bodes poorly for her sexual tryst with blaarg.

- The canadianXmafia has gone unnoticed in it's takeover of the quiet town of AP. What consequences will this have for the posters?

Stay tuned for the next episode of "The Bored and the Brainless"

[charly horse]

wow

[wadejunkie]

wade's penis, which only appears to be 3-4 inches long, is in actuality 9 1/2 inches long.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by wadejunkie
wade's penis, which only appears to be 3-4 inches long, is in actuality 9 1/2 inches long.
you're a master illusionist

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by wadejunkie
wade's penis, which only appears to be 3-4 inches long, is in actuality 1 1/2 inches long.

:eek:

heh, canadianXmafia is unnoticed. we're like stealth fighters.

[charly horse]

can i be in the mafia?

[BustaNutz]

Yes well the boxerXcore army is coming, and you don't have a frigging chance...

[hot damn!]

I've got hoes in every area code.

[charly horse]

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
Yes well the boxerXcore army is coming, and you don't have a frigging chance...



thats kinda scary

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by enfilade
I've got hoes in every area code.

You got one in the 727 AND the 813?

[charly horse]

Originally posted by AudioBoxers
You got one in the 727 AND the 813?

who are you?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by charly horse
who are you?

Who do you think?

[charly horse]

oh shoot, i didnt mean you...i meant is audioboxers really audioboxers or someone else?

[Ronin]

Originally posted by charly horse
oh shoot, i didnt mean you...i meant is audioboxers really audioboxers or someone else?


You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by charly horse
oh shoot, i didnt mean you...i meant is audioboxers really audioboxers or someone else?

Ummm, think long and hard about who posted that, then look at who it says posted that in your quote, then notice the difference, and see if you can derive anything from that...

[charly horse]

im confused

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by charly horse
i have an IQ of 34

[charly horse]

alright pat how did u make every single post that "audioboxers" posted turn into your posts?!

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by charly horse
alright pat how did u make every single post that "audioboxers" posted turn into your posts?!

Well Lisha, I ate him, and because of this I inherited all of his skills and abilities, as well as his posts and posessions. Be careful or I'll eat you too...

[charly horse]

no seriously how did you do that

[kevin]

Haha, nice work Colin.

[hot damn!]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
You got one in the 727 AND the 813? and my hizzoes in 941...reppin sarasota.

[charly horse]

mmmm.... interesting bill very interesting

[MapleLeaf]

Originally posted by Ronin
- Devin is cheating on Julie with the ravishing seductress Cole. Their public feud is thought to be a complete ruse. Also complicating the situation is the fast that Shannon has become pregnant with Devin's love child

that might just give me nightmares

[nostalgia]

Who are you people?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by charly horse
no seriously how did you do that

I ate him, seriously...

[Ronin]

Originally posted by Fluffy
that might just give me nightmares

That was my intention here

[MaybeOneDay]

*ahhhh, very nice indeed mr pink. excellent work. i like how you incorporated our little...err...organization we have going here, but yet still managed to keep us on a low profile very nice. i see you and other members are also sporting nice mafia avatars, i need one of those. but what shall it be a picture of ?*

haha, all you non-mafia members can't see the paragraph i just wrote, becuase i spoke in the asteriks of invisibility. mwhahaha.


oh and lisha, take no offense from this but after reading your comments in this thread i declare you the stupidest member of the forum.

[kevin]

It should be a picture of pamela anderson.

[MaybeOneDay]

hmm, sounds good mr. myers....

now somebody just has to make it for me...exactly like mr. pinks but with a pic of pamela anderson instead that says mr. blonde....anyone up for such a hard task ?

[BustaNutz]

Meh, this mafia may be coming along nicely, but it will never be as a good as Emü was when it was in its prime...

...Ahh the good old days...

[MaybeOneDay]

i was never down with that emu shit

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
i was never down with that emu shit

Well you couldn't just be down, you had to be selected...

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Well you couldn't just be down, you had to be selected...

But it was pointless...unlike this beautiful mafia where we torture people for no reason at all. (for full explanation see my sig)

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
But it was pointless...unlike this beautiful mafia where we torture people for no reason at all. (for full explanation see my sig)

Hmmm, I seem to remember a thread in which the Emü crew flamed Britt so mercilessly you had to delete the thread... You can't touch that though? Can you?

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Hmmm, I seem to remember a thread in which the Emü crew flamed Britt so mercilessly you had to delete the thread... You can't touch that though? Can you?

In all seriousness now..that was hurtin

she didn't deserve that. nobody does.

[MaybeOneDay]

And it was deleted by request. Not by my choice. and it wasn't brit who requested the thread to be gone.


Seth was the one to request it actually.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
In all seriousness now..that was hurtin

she didn't deserve that. nobody does.

Yeah, I was just making a point, Emü would wreck you all...

[MaybeOneDay]

somehow i don't think so.....

canadianXmafia owns all! we've got canadian beer that gets us so drunk not even we know what we're capable of!

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
somehow i don't think so.....

canadianXmafia owns all! we've got canadian beer that gets us so drunk not even we know what we're capable of!

Haha, let me think, who was the first to make drinking Canadian beer cool? Ah yes, Emü. You are to Emü what Dashboard is to emo.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Haha, let me think, who was the first to make drinking Canadian beer cool? Ah yes, Emü. You are to Emü what Dashboard is to emo.

But in case you are forgetting, I AM CANADIAN. I was drinking canadian beer by the time you were learning how to wipe your own ass.;)

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
But in case you are forgetting, I AM CANADIAN. I was drinking canadian beer by the time you were learning how to wipe your own ass.;)

Well seeing as how we are the same age, that would mean you were learning to wipe your ass at the same time, the only difference is you were drinking while you were learning. Which while I'm on the topic, that would explain the skid-marks on your drawers...

[nostalgia]

Wow. Just Wow.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Well seeing as how we are the same age, that would mean you were learning to wipe your ass at the same time, the only difference is you were drinking while you were learning. Which while I'm on the topic, that would explain the skid-marks on your drawers...

Yes, thats what i was hoping you'd get at. Very true indeed. I couldn't really concentrate on the ass wiping lessons with all that beer in my system. normal isnt it ?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Yes, thats what i was hoping you'd get at. Very true indeed. I couldn't really concentrate on the ass wiping lessons with all that beer in my system. normal isnt it ?

Well yes, you became an alcoholic at the tender age of 3, so I suppose you can expect to be getting cirrhosis at... say... 21, and it will all be downhill from there... But yes I suppose that type of behavior is normal, I sure do know a bunch of 21 year olds who have cirrhosis....

...No I can't back that up, Clamydia maybe, but not cirrhosis.

[MaybeOneDay]

ok now that were on the same page.....


I GET A DISEASE AND YOU DON'T! NAH NAH!

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
ok now that were on the same page.....


I GET A DISEASE AND YOU DON'T! NAH NAH!

Yes... America's schools are regarded as some of the worst in the world, I always wondered who had poorer schools than us... I think I just found out...

[Ronin]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
I sure do know a bunch of 21 year olds who have cirrhosis....

...No I can't back that up, Clamydia maybe, but not cirrhosis.

Ahem....

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
I sure do know a bunch of 21 year olds who have cirrhosis....

(cough) COLIN! (cough)

[Tom Foolery]

:mad: I'M GONNA KICK COLE'S ASS!!! That little hussyface!!!












jay kay! :D


*I'm on top of those avatars, my fellow mafia members*

[MapleLeaf]

youre really starting to scare me now...

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Fluffy
youre really starting to scare me now...


Did you miss the "jay kay" in my post?

[MapleLeaf]

no i saw it. that was just a really random thing to say.

[Tom Foolery]

Goodtimes, hotpants.

[devin]

Ladies, fear not, there is plenty of Devin to go around.

This mafia can not be any good with Brandon in it. He'll feel guilty after any flame and apologize to the whole board.

Of course Seth asked for the thread to be removed. He said some mean things cause he was pissed at her for ceasing to be his cam whore. Then he regretted it and shit his pants. Being the nice guy I am, I gave him some advice, and suggested he should apologize and actually stick up for her.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by devin
Ladies, fear not, there is plenty of Devin to go around.

This mafia can not be any good with Brandon in it. He'll feel guilty after any flame and apologize to the whole board.

Of course Seth asked for the thread to be removed. He said some mean things cause he was pissed at her for ceasing to be his cam whore. Then he regretted it and shit his pants. Being the nice guy I am, I gave him some advice, and suggested he should apologize and actually stick up for her.
wait ...huh? who? when?

[devin]

The Britt Birthday Bash thread. You felt bad after joining in and imed me for advice.

[FishAlotNBePunk]

oh yeah...:( i still feel bad. and you should too.

[Tom Foolery]

I'm still sad that I missed out on the Brit-bashing thread. It must have been goodtimes.

[BrandNewDream]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Haha, let me think, who was the first to make drinking Canadian beer cool? Ah yes, Emü. You are to Emü what Dashboard is to emo.

I think this was before my time...what is emu?

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by devin
Ladies, fear not, there is plenty of Devin to go around.

This mafia can not be any good with Brandon in it. He'll feel guilty after any flame and apologize to the whole board.

Of course Seth asked for the thread to be removed. He said some mean things cause he was pissed at her for ceasing to be his cam whore. Then he regretted it and shit his pants. Being the nice guy I am, I gave him some advice, and suggested he should apologize and actually stick up for her.

b..b..BULLSHIT! me and colin founded this mafia and if you don't watch your tone frenchy we might just give you our little special punishment. (see my sig)

and of course ill apologize, thats just the nice guy i am. by the way, we're a M-A-F-I-A...we don't flame, we do some nice bridge throwing.

[kidinthecorner]

Mr Blonde, may I be in? I'm close enough... like Jerry. There's a few bridges nearby to use...

[MaybeOneDay]

I'm pleased to see that you are calling me by my mafioso name..excellent work.

first, have you read my sig carefully at least 294 times to ensure you completely understand the rules regulations and our guidlines ?

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
I'm pleased to see that you are calling me by my mafioso name..excellent work.

first, have you read my sig carefully at least 294 times to ensure you completely understand the rules regulations and our guidlines ? I thought 290 was good, but I read it a good 20 or so times to make sure it was stuck in my head.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
I thought 290 was good, but I read it a good 20 or so times to make sure it was stuck in my head.

wonderful

now you jsut need a name

how bout mr. rubber ducky...dont have a fucking clue why..it just fits....?

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
wonderful

now you jsut need a name

how bout mr. rubber ducky...dont have a fucking clue why..it just fits....? That was my away message during my shower earlier today. Works for me. Is it official?

[MaybeOneDay]

Hmm, hold on...im seeming to like Mr. Mass Debater better....you're our debate guy..sound good ?

[kidinthecorner]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
Hmm, hold on...im seeming to like Mr. Mass Debater better....you're our debate guy..sound good ? Um.. sure.

[blaarg]

Originally posted by Ronin
[B]- Laura is secretly in love with Hannah. While this stimulates the majority of the board, it bodes poorly for her sexual tryst with blaarg.[B]
everything has to bode poorly for sexual trysts with blaarg doesn't it?! poor, poor blaarg

[the_champ_is_here]

STHH pwns Canadien Mafia