guys, how do u umm... well just read

[rxbanfan]

sigh..... ok.... last night i had my first wet dream, and i realized that tha means that i can now jack off, which i heard feels REALLY good.... my only problem is, I have no idea how to jack off.... so if someone could tell me that would be great........i'm sooooo gettting flamed............







































































































haha, or not.

[nostalgia]

whoa this thread is freaky.

[BleedingMe]

How old are?

[angie710]

Its actually just moronic, pointless and quite pathetic....

[bigweener]

hey rxbanfan, how are things with the lady going? i demand an update!!

[suckerpunch_]

Originally posted by angie710
Its actually just moronic, pointless and quite pathetic....

[MaybeOneDay]

You waited till you had a wet dream until you began to jack off ? Dude, that is insane. It's not hard, just stroke your penis and then...well....SPLOOGE!

[angie710]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
You waited till you had a wet dream until you began to jack off ? Dude, that is insane. It's not hard, just stroke your penis and then...well....SPLOOGE!


And think about Brandon while doing so.....

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by angie710
And think about Brandon while doing so.....

That makes the whole first time experience much easier and deffinately much more enjoyable.

[angie710]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
That makes the whole first time experience much easier and deffinately much more enjoyable.


Always works for me!! ;)

[MaybeOneDay]

it damn well better

[angie710]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
it damn well better


I like it when you talk dirty.... :eek: ....;)

[MaybeOneDay]

i wouldn't really call that dirty talk

my dirty talk sounds more like this:

"ohhh yeah, mutha fucka.....no no NOOO! don't put it in there....ahhhhhhhhhhh......oooh, that feels kinda good"

or

"hey look at this, look at how i can make it bigger if i rub it"

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
You waited till you had a wet dream until you began to jack off ? Dude, that is insane.

Step 1: Make sure no one is gonna catch you in the act
Step 2: Place hand on penis.
Step 3: Move hand in upward and downward direction until you splooge.






























holy hell, i hope this kid isn't serious.

[papathomas]

Dude. Rxbanfan aren't you 15?

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

his profile says 1986......

[BustaNutz]

Ok here's what I want you to do, pull down your pants. You follow? Alright now park yourself next to the wall. Cup your hand and begin to stroke it. You follow? As it feels better and better, stick the tip against the electrical socket. You follow? Now keep going, faster, faster, faster, right until you blow your load.

Make sure to keep your tip against the socket, right by the holes, that's the most important part...

[angie710]

I started masturbating when I was 11......

I didnt have to ask any questions....:D

[rxbanfan]

dude, guys. it wasa joke..... i'm like. 17 soon. of course i know how... but gee whiz, good to know if i ever need to know ANYTHING i can just come here. wow

[Zack Attack]

Originally posted by rxbanfan
dude, guys. it wasa joke..... i'm like. 17 soon. of course i know how... but gee whiz, good to know if i ever need to know ANYTHING i can just come here. wow

yea sure

[rxbanfan]

Originally posted by Zack Attack
yea sure


you're too cool for school:eek:

[proeuthanasia]

usually i masturbate by first purchasing a coarse rope and tying one end around my penis, the other around a doorknob..then i proceed to forcefully kick the door in the opposite direction of myself. if all goes well, the head of my penis will become a nice shade of deep purple...after a few repetitions, and while my penis still somewhat resembles the appearance of an eggplant, i head downstairs and proceed to have sex with the corpses i keep fresh in basement freezer.












for god's sake. do you honestly have to ask how to stroke your own damn cock? you're 15......get a girlfriend.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by rxbanfan
you're too cool for school:eek:



i was hoping you were joking, but i gave my rendition just in case you really were the total idiot you were pretending to be.