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angie710

07/30/03, 10:26 AM

Im all up in the siggy ^^^^^

I have a long first time story, so Ill wait till tomorrow to share...Peace out playas...

wadejunkie

07/30/03, 10:27 AM

i shoved it in even though she said no

MaybeOneDay

07/30/03, 10:41 AM

first time what ? the first time i shaved my legs ? or maybe you mean the first time i put on my mothers underwear and walked around my house trying to seduce my father ?

nostalgia

07/30/03, 12:55 PM

I was nervous. I knew I could do it though. I got the white substance. I got the solid object and for the first time....I poured my own glass of milk.

My non-funniness makes me cry. :(

BustaNutz

07/30/03, 12:56 PM

Brandon... you're fucking sick... that's funny... but jeez...

MaybeOneDay

07/30/03, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by BustaNutz
Brandon... you're fucking sick... that's funny... but jeez...

thanks pal

proeuthanasia

07/30/03, 02:04 PM

MaybeOneDay

07/30/03, 02:07 PM

woooo!

SnowintheSummer

07/31/03, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
first time what ? the first time i shaved my legs ? or maybe you mean the first time i put on my mothers underwear and walked around my house trying to seduce my father ?
actually, i originally meant sex. but just for you, ill change it to the first time you shaved your legs and put on your mommys underwear.

(id really like to hear those stories more anyways)

angie710

07/31/03, 03:30 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
first time what ? the first time i shaved my legs ? or maybe you mean the first time i put on my mothers underwear and walked around my house trying to seduce my father ?

This is why you turn me on.....

My first time was pretty smooth...He was much older than me..I was 13...He was my first real boyfriend...I caught him cheating on our 1 year anniversary, I threw her out, he punched me, and I broke his nose with the toaster...

My second time was the best sex I've ever had.....

Zack Attack

07/31/03, 03:40 AM

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 04:02 AM

Originally posted by Zack Attack
why dont u steal blinks jokes just a little more?

well i could if you really want me to......

"hey mark, look at how i can make it bigger if i rub it"

Clarett'sGreyGoose

07/31/03, 04:29 AM

"hey mark."

"what? what the fuck do you want Tom? I'm sick of this! Always like Hey Mark, hey-hey Mark, Hey Mark. Hey Mark look how i can make it bigger if i can rub it. hey mark."

"no seriously. Hey Mark."

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 04:41 AM

HAHAHAHA, exactly.

nice work jerry.

Clarett'sGreyGoose

07/31/03, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
HAHAHAHA, exactly.

nice work jerry.

dog semen makes you fatter.

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 04:53 AM

Originally posted by PlaysWithFire
dog semen makes you fatter.

indeed it does

it is also the number one cause of bad breath.

Clarett'sGreyGoose

07/31/03, 04:54 AM

oh man, you're a bastard. i have to listen to that cd now.

Frodo

07/31/03, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by Zack Attack
why dont u steal blinks jokes just a little more?

yeah, seriously. quit being such a joke stealing whore.

MaybeOneDay

07/31/03, 05:49 AM

Originally posted by coheed&cambria
yeah, seriously. quit being such a joke stealing whore.

I'm sorry if i upset you. I could use my own original jokes, which are highly unfunny ? If that's what you'd like.

suckerpunch_

07/31/03, 06:37 AM

it didnt last long enough for me to really have a story, but after that i did better

oc_dodo

07/31/03, 07:02 AM

first off suckerpunch_ i love your avatar.....requium of a dream rocks.....don't know if i spelled it right but oh-well. my first time sucked, i was 13, my boyfriend was 18......thank god he had a small dick, but it hurt anyways and was uncomfotable.i bled and freaked out..... guys have it so much easier then girls.

FallingOut

07/31/03, 07:29 AM

cradle robbing

angie710

07/31/03, 07:41 AM

Sucker....I have to agree with OC on the sweet ass Avatar...Oc..You were close...Its "Requiem" For A Dream.....
That movie was disturbing, yet so enlightening.....

Anyway...I was 13 and my boyfriend was 21...so thats even worse...I never bled, and it never really hurt..It was just discomforting...Now, I can take it like a CHAMP :D

Tee Hee...

oc_dodo

07/31/03, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by angie710
Sucker....I have to agree with OC on the sweet ass Avatar...Oc..You were close...Its "Requiem" For A Dream.....
That movie was disturbing, yet so enlightening.....

Anyway...I was 13 and my boyfriend was 21...so thats even worse...I never bled, and it never really hurt..It was just discomforting...Now, I can take it like a CHAMP :D

Tee Hee...
thank you for that. i'm there with you now i'm a little nympho, but i'm a good nypmpho. god i suck at spelling. the one subject i had the worst time with.

angie710

07/31/03, 08:03 AM

No problem sweets...Hey..you can be a nympho, just do so cautiously and wisely....I need a steady sex partner... ~Sigh~

oc_dodo

07/31/03, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by angie710
No problem sweets...Hey..you can be a nympho, just do so cautiously and wisely....I need a steady sex partner... ~Sigh~
that's what i mean i ihave my faithful boyfriend to help me out with that one.

Ronin

07/31/03, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by suckerpunch_
it didnt last long enough for me to really have a story, but after that i did better

not enough honest people on the board

though i'm sure someone such as devin lasted at least a day and a half for his first time, i'll admit to short uncomfortable sex and no real story.

BustaNutz

07/31/03, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by Ronin
not enough honest people on the board

though i'm sure someone such as devin lasted at least a day and a half for his first time, i'll admit to short uncomfortable sex and no real story.

Hehe, Yes where is Devin? I'd like to get his rendition. Mine sucked, God it sucked. I took mi novia to a show (The Starting Line, yes I know that's embarassing) and afterwords we gave it a shot. She bled and it wasn't really that good. But it gets better every time though.

.&$

07/31/03, 09:46 AM

meh. it wasnt amazing the first time. i was 16, my girl was 16, it was ok, i wasnt too sure about every little detail but we worked on it for a few months, it got better, then she dumped me(nothing to do with the sex:rolleyes: )

and nada since

kidinthecorner

07/31/03, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by .&$
(nothing to do with the sex:rolleyes: ) SUUUUuuuuuuuure!

Jay slash kay.

SonnyPunk

07/31/03, 06:14 PM

My first time was kinda awkward...To this day I cant think of one possible scenario where the phrase "Is it in yet?" can be a good thing.

How old are you Angie? Ill cross the bridge and be your sex partner for the night hehe

angie710

08/01/03, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by SonnyPunk
My first time was kinda awkward...To this day I cant think of one possible scenario where the phrase "Is it in yet?" can be a good thing.

How old are you Angie? Ill cross the bridge and be your sex partner for the night hehe

Tee Hee....Im 24...Im sure that means pedophile in most states...;)

asubtledaggerx

08/01/03, 04:42 AM

I came close to it, but then we didn;t do it. Because his minister father walked in on us.

SonnyPunk

08/01/03, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by angie710
Tee Hee....Im 24...Im sure that means pedophile in most states...;) Im 21

SonnyPunk

08/01/03, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by asubtledaggerx
I came close to it, but then we didn;t do it. Because his minister father walked in on us.

Good thing your not a little boy because he may have joined in.

stratdude

08/01/03, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by angie710
Sucker....I have to agree with OC on the sweet ass Avatar...Oc..You were close...Its "Requiem" For A Dream.....
That movie was disturbing, yet so enlightening.....

Anyway...I was 13 and my boyfriend was 21...so thats even worse...I never bled, and it never really hurt..It was just discomforting...Now, I can take it like a CHAMP :D

Tee Hee...

i don't know what's more pathetic. being a 13 year old whore. or being that 21 year old guy that nails 13 year old girls.

sigh

08/01/03, 07:11 PM

are u serious 13? holy fuck....

rxbanfan

08/01/03, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by kidinthecorner
Jay slash kay.

HAHAHAH qoute!~

proeuthanasia

08/01/03, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by stratdude
i don't know what's more pathetic. being a 13 year old whore. or being that 21 year old guy that nails 13 year old girls.

you literally have no idea how relieved i felt when i read this post. thank you stratdude. you have my love. and the quote is entirely too true. i have much less respect for a lot of people on this board due to this thread alone. sex is my favorite subject. statutory rape, however, is not.