which do you think would be more painful ?

[MaybeOneDay]

its simple answer my very education and not to mention extremely intelligent question.

[BuriedAlive]

not sure. i havent felt my own semen in my eye and i dont plan on it ever happening. im sure that your semen mixed with citrus juice would hurt more.

[MaybeOneDay]

hmm, ive never had the citrus juice with it, but ive had my own semen in my eye(s) plenty of times.....i just cant control my weiner.

[BuriedAlive]

citrus juice hurts when it gets in your eye. it stings for a long time.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
citrus juice hurts when it gets in your eye. it stings for a long time.

so i hear

oh that reminded me of a story (i guess i have had the citrus juice with semen in my eye):

one time i was making lemonade in my kitchen, and i was hand squeezing the lemon juice out of the lemon's into the juice jug. and then since that took along time i got a little impatient and decided to put a lemon on my wang. then that night i masturbated and of course my semen shot up into my eye......BUT, there was lemon juice mixed with it. god i stroked it that night harder than a meat packers pepperoni stick.

[BuriedAlive]

haha, dude thats fucked up. well did it hurt real bad?

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
haha, dude thats fucked up. well did it hurt real bad?

well..imagine this man, it was more painful then having both of your testicles put into a vice grip and tightened to the point where they both explode and the nut juice goes flying all around the room. i think that sums it up ?

haha

[BuriedAlive]

ok just reading that made me feel pain.

[MaybeOneDay]

thats what i was aiming for...

haha na jk..but yes, it hurt like having a mole ripped off your eye ball

[BuriedAlive]

dude, im sorry you had to go through that.

[BuriedAlive]

dude whatever happening to the lyrics forum? no one posts there anymore. i have written 2 new songs but havent gotten many replys.

[MaybeOneDay]

its alright....my eyes or testicles don't prove as the most important parts of my body anyways...




BECAUSE ITS ALL ABOUT THE PENIS AND EARLOBES! FUCK YA!

[BuriedAlive]

ya pretty much.

[MaybeOneDay]

excellent...im glad to see we're on the same page.


this has been one of the oddest convo's ever

[BuriedAlive]

yes it has. the oddest one i have ever had.

[MaybeOneDay]

that just goes to show you don't talk to me very often...im an....err..odd guy...as im sure certain members of this forum will tell you. woooooo!

[BuriedAlive]

well actually the oddest convo i have ever had was one where we talked about all the different ways of killing someone. and i said by ripping off their jaw and slicing their neck with their teeth.

[MaybeOneDay]

ok yeah man, i dont think i want to talk to you ever again












......haha just kidding bro, but yeah, thats fucked up. sick bastard.lol

[BuriedAlive]

ya everyone kinda paused and looked at me for awhile then we went on with our normal lives. but i havent gotten in a fight since then! everyone is afraid i might do that to them. its so funny. im feared by even the biggest guys.

[MaybeOneDay]

im a big guy ( 6'3" ) and im scared as fuck by you....dont hurt me. im wetting my pants as i type this.

[BuriedAlive]

i dont know me and my friend have a reputation for being quite fucked in the head. im quite twisted. but it works.