So this morning, I heard the funniest thing ever.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

On 97 Rock, the local classic rock station, the morning show's topic was Weird Sex Techniques, and there were people calling in. So this one guy calls and is like "Yea, well what my girlfriend does is buy a peach, cut a hole about an inch and a half around on both sides, pokes the pit out of it, then puts my cock in the hole of the peach and jerks me off then licks the peach juice off my balls."

I fucking laughed, crying, for almost 10 minutes. It was golden.

[BuriedAlive]

by any chance in florida?? with bubba the love sponge? that guy is fucking hilarious him and ned and manson and all the other dumbasses.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

no, it was like Larry Norton. it's a classic rock station.

[proeuthanasia]

haha, priceless. every night over here from 11 to 1in the morning they have a talk show with some sex psychologist and last night's guest was a pornstar. ginger something? anyway, i guess she's supposed to be this classic porn figure and some 15 year old kid calls in last night asking if she'd ever be in front of the camera again or if she was just gonna produce from now on. then the host asks the kid 'can't you just jerk off with your prepubescent buddies to any of her other million movies?' haha the kid was humiliated. best part is...i think i know him.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
haha, priceless. every night over here from 11 to 1in the morning they have a talk show with some sex psychologist and last night's guest was a pornstar. ginger something? anyway, i guess she's supposed to be this classic porn figure and some 15 year old kid calls in last night asking if she'd ever be in front of the camera again or if she was just gonna produce from now on. then the host asks the kid 'can't you just jerk off with your prepubescent buddies to any of her other million movies?' haha the kid was humiliated. best part is...i think i know him.

thats fuckin classic too. me and my friends spend our afternoons calling in to sports radio shows and telling the host completely assonine ideas. and he's on radio and TV at the same time....so you watch TV as you do it...and look for the look that Howard Simon(the host) gives his producer. it's fucking golden.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
haha, priceless. every night over here from 11 to 1in the morning they have a talk show with some sex psychologist and last night's guest was a pornstar. ginger something? anyway, i guess she's supposed to be this classic porn figure and some 15 year old kid calls in last night asking if she'd ever be in front of the camera again or if she was just gonna produce from now on. then the host asks the kid 'can't you just jerk off with your prepubescent buddies to any of her other million movies?' haha the kid was humiliated. best part is...i think i know him.

haha thats fucking gold

[BuriedAlive]

oh, but dude bubba the love songe is soo funny you should download some of his stuff its pretty damn funny.

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by BuriedAlive
oh, but dude bubba the love songe is soo funny you should download some of his stuff its pretty damn funny.

Bubba isn't the great, he's a fat prick. The guy you need to listen to in the morning is Don Imus, he's a prick too, but he's old and he talks about politics...