if you're religious at all, don't click

[blaarg]

ok, this is in no way meant to be taken seriously, it's just a spoof of an snfu song, (yea, i listen to them way too much)

"jesus on the menu"



this may be your last supper
so order the most expensive plate
the delecasy from nazareth
the meal that desides your fate
walk right in and have a seat
make sure you order the prime-cut meat
cuz money's not an issue
when jesus is on the menu

jesus on the menu (x4)

some will say jesus was a black man
but i know all his meat was white
they could say whatever they want
but they never sat down and took a bite
who would think that our lord and savior
could have such a bold, great flavor
and all are equal in his eyes
unless you choose to supersize

jesus on the menu (x4)

[rocktillyoudie]

haha that was funny
kye on to my jesus story:
I was sitting at the library during summer school and chatting w/a group of kids, and some how the topic of jesus came up
I told them that Jesus really was a bastard. Then bout 15 minutes later, my left eye began to swell and twitch like I'd just been hit. It was insane, and no I was not high, I had a table full of witnesses.