*ahem*

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Green Eggs and Ham

I am Sam

Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not, with a goat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be, I will try them.
You will see.


*takes a bite of the "green eggs and ham"*

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

[NicoleC]

that was beautiful. you must be parched now. i suggest drinking a cherry limeade with extra cherries from sonic.

[unsung_zero02]

i dont remember it being that long..

[FishAlotNBePunk]

well, it is.

[NicoleC]

maybe the page turning makes it seem shorter. the lorax is 100 pages long. i remember reading it thinking how huge it was back in the day.

[theused_FSF]

hahaha remember that time in 1874, seth, where me and you were running that meth lab and they were hot on our trail, and we got put in prison and you wrote that book

god, it took you forever to write that



good times

[unsung_zero02]

Originally posted by FishAlotNBePunk
well, it is.

yes i realize that

[FishAlotNBePunk]

Originally posted by theused_FSF
hahaha remember that time in 1874, seth, where me and you were running that meth lab and they were hot on our trail, and we got put in prison and you wrote that book

god, it took you forever to write that



good times

yeah and that squirrel took your glass eye...did you ever get it back?

[the_champ_is_here]

Colin Farrel is the man

[proeuthanasia]

i would have to say hop on pop is better than green eggs and ham. why? because two children stomp their father to death in a frenzy of excitement. i ask you, what could be more entertaining than that?

[papathomas]

Originally posted by Mikey
Colin Farrel is the man Dude did you just watch the tonight show? He was on tonight. He is so sexy. I think I am turning gay.

Sincerely,
Thomas

[hot damn!]

When I was out last night someone sent me a text messaged me about Colin Farrell reppin CBGB's on Leno......i have a feeling it was someone from this forum. :eek:

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

Originally posted by hot damn!
When I was out last night someone sent me a text messaged me about Colin Farrell reppin CBGB's on Leno......i have a feeling it was someone from this forum. :eek:

yea, i saw that. Colin Farrell was wearing a CBGB's shirt.

[angie710]

Seth...That was a very wonderful rendition...I enjoyed it immensley...:cool:

[nostalgia]

Originally posted by hot damn!
When I was out last night someone sent me a text messaged me about Colin Farrell reppin CBGB's on Leno......i have a feeling it was someone from this forum. :eek:

I can text messageeeGsojgsjgsojg. Virgin MOBile CELlPJEOne OMGMOGSMGg.

and this thread is brillant. I love green eggs and ham.

[Oxbig1106]

did any1 ever see I Am Sam. I love that movie

[angie710]

Originally posted by Oxbig1106
did any1 ever see I Am Sam. I love that movie


That movie made me cry like a fucking baby.....