to the real AudioBoxers......

[MaybeOneDay]

why in your sig does it say you were one of the first members here ? you're an idiot...you came to this site in like november for the first time. please go back to germany.

[Billy]

o man here we go

[proeuthanasia]

i noticed, maybeoneday, that there is no 'mr. public nudity' in your canadianxmafia. i would be willing to fill this position, considering my numerous close ties with canadian hookers.

[nostalgia]

I was the original member....


















of a club that i made up in 4th grade called the cool monkeys.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
i noticed, maybeoneday, that there is no 'mr. public nudity' in your canadianxmafia. i would be willing to fill this position, considering my numerous close ties with canadian hookers.

hmmm, no need to even consult the rest of the mafia on this one. im sure they would agree. i feel you are more than qualified for the job...so after careful consideration....you've got it! you're in. im going to need your real name too though.


WOOO! new member. oh and im brandon by the way.

[blaarg]

psh, yea, poser!

we all know i was the first member here, not only that, but i secretly created this site. it used to be a site dedicated to oldschool hardcore punk, then tate stole it from me, and soiled my name by turning it into a pop-punk/emo site.

the only real reason i post here is so i can take up his bandwidth until he has to shut down the site so i can reclaim what is rightfully mine

post by post, i shall destroy the AP infastructure!


...ok so i went a little off topic there...

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by blaarg
psh, yea, poser!

we all know i was the first member here, not only that, but i secretly created this site. it used to be a site dedicated to oldschool hardcore punk, then tate stole it from me, and soiled my name by turning it into a pop-punk/emo site.

the only real reason i post here is so i can take up his bandwidth until he has to shut down the site so i can reclaim what is rightfully mine

post by post, i shall destroy the AP infastructure!


...ok so i went a little off topic there...

...sure it was a tad off topic....but you got you're story out there!

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by MaybeOneDay
hmmm, no need to even consult the rest of the mafia on this one. im sure they would agree. i feel you are more than qualified for the job...so after careful consideration....you've got it! you're in. im going to need your real name too though.


WOOO! new member. oh and im brandon by the way.



hello brandon. call me 'jessica', 'jesse', 'gorgeous'....whichever you prefer. hooray, i belong to something.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
hello brandon. call me 'jessica', 'jesse', 'gorgeous'....whichever you prefer. hooray, i belong to something.

whoa! you're a girl...no way? i thought you were a guy. whoops.

but ok, welcome jessica. momentarily you will become a part of my sig. its quite an honour to be in there. please hold.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
hello brandon. call me 'jessica', 'jesse', 'gorgeous'....whichever you prefer. hooray, i belong to something.

You have to change your name before you enter the mafia

Your real name i mean

[proeuthanasia]

and momentarily, i will put my new title underneath my name so i can be cool along with the rest of you and mock those unworthy of my status.

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by Ronin
You have to change your name before you enter the mafia

Your real name i mean


and why's that.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
and why's that.

I have my reasons

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Ronin
I have my reasons

(Cough)Ex-Girlfriend (Cough)

[Ronin]

Originally posted by BustaNutz
(Cough)Ex-Girlfriend (Cough)

Hah, that's what I get for revealing personal details

Damn this gonnorhea is itchy

Oh shit...

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Ronin
Hah, that's what I get for revealing personal details

Damn this gonnorhea is itchy

Oh shit...

Hey better than my clamydia... well... same I guess...

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by Ronin
I have my reasons


i thought so. and i understand. you're free to call me jesse and pretend like i'm a guy. or just address me as 'proeuthanasia'. that works too. if all else fails, come up with something that makes you comfortable. it makes no difference whatsoever to me.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
i thought so. and i understand. you're free to call me jesse and pretend like i'm a guy. or just address me as 'proeuthanasia'. that works too. if all else fails, come up with something that makes you comfortable. it makes no difference whatsoever to me.

Can I call you Kate?

I kinda like that name.

[proeuthanasia]

that name is gross. but as long as i remember who the hell you're talking to when you say it....sure, that's just fine.

[Ronin]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
that name is gross. but as long as i remember who the hell you're talking to when you say it....sure, that's just fine.

How about Betty, like from Archie comics?

[BustaNutz]

Originally posted by Ronin
How about Betty, like from Archie comics?

Or the movie "KungPow: Enter the Fist"

"From now on you shall all call me... Betty. Hmmmm yeah (maniacal laughter)"
"But isn't Betty, a woman's name?"
"Meh... "

I'm a little stir-crazy tonight, my apologies...

[proeuthanasia]

Originally posted by Ronin
How about Betty, like from Archie comics?


haha. i like you. betty, like from archie comics, is perfect.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Ronin
Can I call you Kate?

I kinda like that name.

thats the chick im goin afters name dude

[Ronin]

Originally posted by proeuthanasia
haha. i like you. betty, like from archie comics, is perfect.

Pleased to meet you Betty

and Brandon, good call on the name.

Would you find her as hot if her name was Beulah? Methinks not.

[MaybeOneDay]

Originally posted by Ronin
and Brandon, good call on the name.

indeed.