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...that "tact" is useless
It's all about being a blunt asshole people, there is no better way to get your point across.
North Americans as a whole are just too damn polite. We mask our true emotions in socially expected niceties and never tell anyone what we really think. It's a common occurence for German businessmen to visit North America and be totally shocked at the amount of ass kissing that we do.
The reason for this thread? I've had a 2 day long hangover, and everyone who's looked at me sideways has gotten the brunt of my foul mood. And you know what? It's fucking enjoyable.
Since there's really nothing to discuss here, this thread should be filled with
a) Discussion of Godspeed You Black Emperor. They've been my favourite band for quite some time now, but I've never heard anyone on this board mention them. They're fucking spectacular.
b) Pictures of attractive girls in revealing attire
c) Male hatred of female irrationality and obsessiveness
d) The greatness of the song Tiny Vessels ("She was beautiful, but she didn't mean a thing to me")
e) Tales of the strip club. Most of you aren't old enough to be frequenting these fine establishments, but maybe somoene out there is. I spent entirely too much money at one the other night, but for some reason, I just can't feel guilty about it
f) Snowboarding. I cannot fucking wait until it snows and I destroy every flake in my way.
::fin::
BustaNutz
08/01/03, 03:07 PM
Well Colin, as a 17 year old I have very little strip-club experience. But here's my advice in regards to them:
Recovered13 (5:14:17 PM): i was a sucker with the strippers man
Recovered13 (5:14:24 PM): we went to get lapdances, and i just couldnt leave
Recovered13 (5:14:29 PM): my bill got racked up
STAY THE FUCK AWAY MAN!!!!!
As for my hatred of female irritationality, it is deep-seded and something I draw upon a lot. For instance, when I exrecised restraint recently and passed up sex with a girl who was not my girlfriend but still completely willing (literally asking for it), I still managed to get in trouble. How is this possible? I just showed I am faithful, and yet I am in trouble. I think Freud had it right when he said (I'm paraphrasing) "Women are fucking insane because they wish they had a penis."
That's about it...
Godspeed. Great, great band.
asubtledaggerx
08/01/03, 03:08 PM
a) Discussion of Godspeed You Black Emperor - I have nothing to say about them, I have never heard them
b) http://uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00279.htm
e) My sister was an undercover hooker for a while and a pimp tried to take her to a strip club. And a wedding I went to turned into a strip club because everyone was Irish and Scotttish and drunk out of their minds. I swear to god they were drunk at the damn service...but anyhoot, they started to strip and were dancing on plants and chairs and stuff. Those aren't real strip club stories but meh
f) I hate where I live because we get snow late! And my mom hates driving me places, and I can never go anywhere but damn Whitby to snowboard. I suck really bad at it but I still love it so much.
Originally posted by BustaNutz
Well Colin, as a 17 year old I have very little strip-club experience. But here's my advice in regards to them:
Recovered13 (5:14:17 PM): i was a sucker with the strippers man
Recovered13 (5:14:24 PM): we went to get lapdances, and i just couldnt leave
Recovered13 (5:14:29 PM): my bill got racked up
STAY THE FUCK AWAY MAN!!!!!
Attractive girls taking their clothes off, just for me, no insanity.
I'll have another please
BustaNutz
08/01/03, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Ronin
Attractive girls taking their clothes off, just for me, no insanity.
I'll have another please
Yes, but you mis-speak. You should have said "Attractive girls taking their clothes off, just for my money, no insanity". Sorry to correct you...
Originally posted by BustaNutz
Yes, but you mis-speak. You should have said "Attractive girls taking their clothes off, just for my money, no insanity". Sorry to correct you...
Money is fleeting
The spank bank lasts a lifetime
The Nephilm
08/01/03, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Ronin
Money is fleeting
The spank bank lasts a lifetime
but it's only useful until your 50 something (excluding viagra) and then it's just a waste
Originally posted by The Nephilm
but it's only useful until your 50 something (excluding viagra) and then it's just a waste
I've got a solid 30 years of use.
I think that's a worthwhile investment
AtTheDriveIn.
08/02/03, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by Ronin
...that "tact" is useless
It's all about being a blunt asshole people, there is no better way to get your point across.
North Americans as a whole are just too damn polite. We mask our true emotions in socially expected niceties and never tell anyone what we really think. It's a common occurence for German businessmen to visit North America and be totally shocked at the amount of ass kissing that we do.
The reason for this thread? I've had a 2 day long hangover, and everyone who's looked at me sideways has gotten the brunt of my foul mood. And you know what? It's fucking enjoyable.
Since there's really nothing to discuss here, this thread should be filled with
a) Discussion of Godspeed You Black Emperor. They've been my favourite band for quite some time now, but I've never heard anyone on this board mention them. They're fucking spectacular.
b) Pictures of attractive girls in revealing attire
c) Male hatred of female irrationality and obsessiveness
d) The greatness of the song Tiny Vessels ("She was beautiful, but she didn't mean a thing to me")
e) Tales of the strip club. Most of you aren't old enough to be frequenting these fine establishments, but maybe somoene out there is. I spent entirely too much money at one the other night, but for some reason, I just can't feel guilty about it
f) Snowboarding. I cannot fucking wait until it snows and I destroy every flake in my way.
::fin::
you forgot something....music.
Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
you forgot something....music.
huh?
AtTheDriveIn.
08/02/03, 09:11 AM
you know, discussing music...
Originally posted by AtTheDriveIn.
you know, discussing music...
G!YBE and DCFC are bands.
And hey, why don't you go post something similar in every single thread that isn't solely about music, including your own "Hey Everyone! I'm Back!" thread.
Tom Foolery
08/02/03, 10:39 AM
I tried to go to a stripclub once but things went awry. However, that night was anything but uneventful and I was fully compensated with a little amateur lapdance later that evening in the comfort of my own home. Besides, I will have many opportunities to go again this semester. The best part is that ladies get in free. Think I'm there.
I will check out this Godspeed band because I greatly respect Kevin's musical tastes and I might respect Colin's as well (although the Metallica fanaticism did throw me off a bit).
Snowboarding is sexy. So is spelling favorite as "favourite."
Originally posted by Nice Guy Betty
I tried to go to a stripclub once but things went awry. However, that night was anything but uneventful and I was fully compensated with a little amateur lapdance later that evening in the comfort of my own home. Besides, I will have many opportunities to go again this semester. The best part is that ladies get in free. Think I'm there.
I will check out this Godspeed band because I greatly respect Kevin's musical tastes and I might respect Colin's as well (although the Metallica fanaticism did throw me off a bit).
Snowboarding is sexy. So is spelling favorite as "favourite."
It's an honour to tell you that snowboarding is my favourite thing to do.
And there's nothing wrong with some old school Metallica fanaticism. I'm sure there are some skeletons in your musical closet.
Download "Dead Flag Blues" and "East Hastings" by Godspeed
BustaNutz
08/02/03, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Nice Guy Betty
Snowboarding is sexy. So is spelling favorite as "favourite."
You like the english boys?
Tom Foolery
08/02/03, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by BustaNutz
You like the english boys?
And the Canadian and Aussie boys too!
Pshhh. Skeletons in *my* musical closet? *mutters incoherently about Vanilla Ice and New Kids on the Block*
richter915
08/02/03, 11:10 AM
Want to hear a joke???
WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!
Tom Foolery
08/02/03, 11:13 AM
You are an unamusing idiot.
I've always been a fan of being a blunt asshole too, by the way.
BustaNutz
08/02/03, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by richter915
Want to hear a joke???
WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!
Ah hahahahaha... here's a better one. Quoted from Bill Maher...
"They say couples should explore mutual fantasies. Ha! There's no such thing. Face it women, your fantasies bore us, ours disgust you. There is no fantasy where a handsome prince runs across a meadow to you and takes you in his arms, makes impassioned love to you and then cums on your face. That would be a mutual fantasy"
hot damn!
08/02/03, 11:15 AM
lets help end women's suffrage.
richter915
08/02/03, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Nice Guy Betty
You are an unamusing idiot.
I've always been a fan of being a blunt asshole too, by the way.
thank you.
BustaNutz
08/02/03, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by hot damn!
lets help end women's suffrage.
Man Show!
richter915
08/02/03, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by hot damn!
lets help end women's suffrage.
I concur...but how?
Tom Foolery
08/02/03, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by BustaNutz
Ah hahahahaha... here's a better one. Quoted from Bill Maher...
"They say couples should explore mutual fantasies. Ha! There's no such thing. Face it women, your fantasies bore us, ours disgust you. There is no fantasy where a handsome prince runs across a meadow to you and takes you in his arms, makes impassioned love to you and then cums on your face. That would be a mutual fantasy"
Bill Maher is *WRONG* on this one. I've got some fantasies that would rival any guy's.
BustaNutz
08/02/03, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Nice Guy Betty
Bill Maher is *WRONG* on this one. I've got some fantasies that would rival any guy's.
Ooooh do tell! Do tell! If it's too sensitive a subject PM or IM me.
richter915
08/02/03, 11:36 AM
my fantasy involves me getting some action...don't matter who what where why or how...as long as it happens...my fantasy is fulfilled.
richter915
08/02/03, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Nice Guy Betty
Bill Maher is *WRONG* on this one. I've got some fantasies that would rival any guy's.
share with us, sharing is caring.
Tom Foolery
08/02/03, 11:49 AM
A lot of them involve crazy tear-off-your-clothes-and-bang-the-hell-out-of-eachother sex in public places. That knight in shining armor stuff is bullshit. I don't want you to give me flowers, I want you to give me the best dicking of my life, thanks.
ca_e_me
08/02/03, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by BustaNutz
Ah hahahahaha... here's a better one. Quoted from Bill Maher...
"They say couples should explore mutual fantasies. Ha! There's no such thing. Face it women, your fantasies bore us, ours disgust you. There is no fantasy where a handsome prince runs across a meadow to you and takes you in his arms, makes impassioned love to you and then cums on your face. That would be a mutual fantasy"
lol. that's damn funny.
and i can't do male hatred of female obsession and irrationality, but i can do female hatred of female obsession and irrationality. i don't understand why some girls are so nit-picky and superficial.
you know, i feel sorry for guys, i'm a girl and even i don't understand us.
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